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To all you guys out there and to all girls who might know what to do here's a little quesion for you. This guy that i like wrote me this amazing letter with a bunch of poems and REAAALLLY sweet, breathtaking stuff in it. Like REALLY! i let my 19 year old friend read it (and she's had like 1000 Boyfriends) and she had no clue what to write back. Does anyone know anything cute and sexy to write back (even though you dont know what he wrote) do you by any chance know what makes a guys heart beat really fast? (for the guys) Is there anything that you would like if a girl wrote to you in an e-mail? Anything really sexy/cute/sweet..but not too serious i dont wanna scare him away. Also, this guy has ALOOOOT of girls, and they're all really hott - older- girls so they probably all say the right things..so im a little worried. And even though i know he's probably sent that poem to about 1000 girls, i dont care..i still wnat him. And i want to send him an e-mail that will make him speechless. Any ideas? Thhhaaaannnkk yyyoouu! i appreciate ANNNNYYYY answers.
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the best thing to do is say what comes from the heart, if he likes u , u wont scare him away , if you like my advice , rate me please good luck
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If a guy wrote that to me I would write an email saying "OMG that was so sweet of you to do that for me! I like you too!"
Or some other variation (mine was a little korny)
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You have stated that this human male has a large harem of willing females of nubile age. It is highly probable that he has distributed his gametes to a large proportion of them. In order to attract his attention, you must express and/or demonstrate your willingness to accept his gametes.
This can be done verbally through the use of phrases copied from musical or literary sources that are popular within your social cohort. If this does not suffice, you may need to perform more direct actions: uncovering more of your hide, bringing body parts in contact with his and making motions suggestive of the procreative act during shared musical appreciation.
Should these displays be acceptable to him, you must exercize caution if things progress to gamete exchange. Due to the high probability of venereal disease and the low probability of financial support in case of fertilization, I strongly encourage the use of prophylactic products and other mechanisms that result in the safe exchange of gametes.
To directly answer your question, you may model your message after the following example:
"Your display of poetic skill has no equal in my experience. My own verbal ability is insufficient to the task of praising you adequately; however, this detracts in no way from the high esteem in which I hold you. In fact, I deem you to be a fit member of our species and I wish to contract a social alliance that may ultimately lead to the exchange of gametes. I hope we may meet soon in public association so that we may more accurately judge each other's physical and mental qualities, thus determining our compatability for mating behavior."
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Heh! That's 100% exactly what I did! I sent my crush an e-mail saying I liked her, and then I wrote her a song! If by some chance the guy who's crushing on you did anything that had to do with Billy Joel, please e-mail me, you know who I am!
But anyway, down to business. I would want my crush to just say that she likes me, and that's all. I would just want to know that she liked me! If that doesn't seem enough, maybe you could write him a song or some poems, and he should know how much you like him. Hope I helped! =)
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