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When guys say "I'm Hung" what are they talking about, I know there talking about their 'lower half' but what about it?!
Please help, I'll rate high for a good answer (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hung


They're basically bragging about how extrodinarilly large their genitals are. =/ Silly boys...
-FunnyCide


I believe in abstinence, which is not having sex until you are married. I was just wondering how many guys would dump a girl who wouldnt have sex with him if they were going out? Guys tell me if you would dump me. (link)
Stick for what you believe in. Don't give in for a guy. There's one out there who will respect your beliefs, and share them too!


I only really have two guy friends.. one is my boyfriend.


My boyfriend would dump me if I tried to have sex with him -- which, since I believe in abstinence, I wouldn't do -- but you get the idea. He appreciates it that I don't want to have sex, and I appreciate it that he doesn't want to either. [Doesn't want to = until after marriage]


My best friend is also a guy. Hahah... There's no way that he'd even consider having sex with his girlfriend. He's fourteen and not allowed to think about having a girlfriend. Maybe when he's sixteen he'll get the girl, but then he might be afraid to do anything more than hold her hand / hug her. Which is perfect.


There's a guy who will suit your needs.


Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
-FunnyCide


Hi guys,
My dad was wanting me to ask my friends something, so I figured I would ask everyone on here. If he gets rid of the AOL account we have, he's wanting to know if I will still have my Aim, and actually be able to go on it. He doesn't wanna have to pay for both AOL and sbc yahoo dsl. If someone actually knows about this, please let me know. ASAP. Thank you so much! (link)
If you get SBC Yahoo! DSL, you will simply have to go to http://www.aim.com/ and download AIM and signin with your current ScreenName. I have Bellsouth Fast Access DSL and use AIM... several of my friends have Bellsouth too, and use AIM, but my grandfather has a dial-up service (I forgot which one.. but it's not AOL) and I can use AIM down there. Your dad will only have to pay for SBC Yahoo! DSL.
-FunnyCide


can someone with a yahoo screen name talk online to someone with an aim screen name? sorry if this was dumb, but i didn't know lol =P (link)
Yes, you can. Contrary to what the other people said...


You have to have a different program though. The one I reccomend is Gaim, though there are others.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaim
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Instant_Messaging_Wikipedians
-FunnyCide


what is a pegan or wiggan? (link)
Pagan
n.

1. One who is not a Christian, Muslim, or Jew, especially a worshiper of a polytheistic religion.
2. One who has no religion.
3. A non-Christian.
4. A hedonist.
5. A Neo-Pagan.
adj.

1. Not Christian, Muslim, or Jewish.
2. Professing no religion
3. Neo-Pagan.

Wiccan
n.

A believer or follower of Wicca.

Wicca
n.

1. A polytheistic Neo-Pagan nature religion inspired by various pre-Christian western European beliefs, whose central deity is a mother goddess and which includes the use of herbal magic and benign witchcraft.
2. A group or community of believers or followers of this religion.
-FunnyCide


is it gay for a guy to go on a diet? (link)
No. It's not even "girly," really. Because a diet simply means that you're taking care of yourself, of your body, and of your mind. Girls dig that. There's nothing wrong with wanting to be fit and healthy, in fact, it's good to want to be fit and healthy - no matter what your sexual orientation or gender or age or height and weight is.
-FunnyCide


Ok well I just gauged my ears, theyre 18s I guess? That is what the person said. So I was wondering what that meant? I don't understand the differnce. And also, why are they so small?! Normally they are huge and when I told the guy I wanted to gauge my ears he gave me these. Somebody help I am really confused.
Thank you in advance!
Sarah (link)
I'm not sure I fully understand your question... but I'll go for it anyway.


When you get your ears pierced (normal earrings that you can buy... anywhere) they're 18 gauge.


When you want to get larger, you should get a pair of sixteen gauge earrings. Then fourteen, etc. I'm not sure really the difference in the width, probably no more than a milimeter or two, but that's a lot for a hole in your body...


I'm not sure if that answers your question or not...
-FunnyCide


ive been wondering what kudos are like on myspace i see that you give them but what are they?!?! (link)
n. pl. ku·dos (-dz)
A praising remark; an accolade or compliment; an expression of approval and commendation;


Same thing as "Props" basically. Used a lot on online gaming / blogging.
-FunnyCide


i was just wondering what people think of glasses. do you find them nerdy or attractive? i have to wear glasses fullo time and i am wondering if contacts are the way to go or should i wear glasses but i dont want to seem like a four eyes freak. any inputs are appreciated. (link)
Glasses rock.


Although I don't personally wear them... I have a sister who does. She's worn glasses since she was two years old. She is now nine, and has contacts. She regurally switches between glasses and contacts; she doesn't really have a favorite.


Some people look really good in glasses. There's a guy in my homeschool group who bought glasses, popped the lenses out, and just wore the frames. But the glasses looked really good on him.


I did the same thing; popped the lenses out of some glasses, and wore them to my church's Fall Festival.


It's all up to you. If you think you look "nerdy" in glasses, try contacts. But contacts have a tendency to get expensive, after a while, and they can irriate your eyes. You can't wear them if you have an eye infection, and they make your eyes hurt if you're tired. So, if you choose to go with contacts, keep your glasses on hand.
-FunnyCide


How old Should a child be when they start dating? (link)
This is obviously up to the parent / guardian.


I know girls who were allowed to begin dating at eleven; but I feel this is much too young.


I was allowed to have my first boyfriend when I was almost fourteen. It was two months and one day until my fourteenth birthday when my current boyfriend and I were given permission to begin a relationship.


If you are a concerned parent; I applaud you. Too many parents do not care about their children's "love lifes" and the child gets knocked up after a few months of unrestricted "love."


If you are a concerned brother / sister / kid, I applaud you for taking control [or being concerned] about something as important as this.


It really depends on the child's maturity level, his/her background of dependancy, emotional security, and how well s/he can say No.
-FunnyCide


I'm in the eight grade and I'm a 14 year old female. Some boys think that i am pretty. But I haven't had my first kiss yet. I want my first kiss to be spectacular, something that I will remember forever.
I feel really left out because all of my friends have had their first kiss and more. I just want to know the ages of people when they got their first kiss and details (like where, how, etc.) it will make me feel better. Thank you in advance! (link)
Ok...


I'm a fourteen year old female in my freshman year of highschool. I have a boyfriend. We've been going out for over nine months. We have not kissed.


Sure, sure, call me prude. That's ok. I don't care... because the word prude comes from the word prudence, which is something to be admired in women.


You would do well to have prudence.

PRUDENCE
n 1: discretion in practical affairs 2: knowing how to avoid embarrassment or distress; "the servants showed great tact and discretion"


Having prudence doesn't mean that you can't kiss. It simply means having tact and grace in practical situations. You don't have prudence if you're rushing through everything, staying up all night studying for a test you've had weeks to prepare for, having sex with your boy-/girlfriend of three weeks, etc.


I know someone who didn't get her first kiss until she was eighteen. You have plenty of time.


Like you said, you want it to be spectacular.


Unique to only you.


I'm telling you...
Don't worry about it.


It'll come in due time. Rushing it is only worse.
And I have realized this, which is why I am still waiting for that special moment. We are, proverbially, in the same boat. Sisters, in a sense. Feel no shame, guilt, malace, nor envy. Those other girls who've had their first kiss... that's their time to shine. Yours will come as well.
-FunnyCide


what do you do when you fall in love with your best friend (of the opposite sex of course) and they dont know and you dont want to ruin the friendship? im a girl by the way. (link)
Well...


If you really think that a relationship with your best friend will mess up your obviously good friendship... then maybe you should wait a while before talking to him about it.


My boyfriend [of 9 1/2 months] was my best friend before we started going out. I realize, of course, that sometimes it doesn't work out the way we want it to... but obviously you get along well with him. He's your best friend!


Ask him... if he likes someone. If he says "No..." or says Yes, but won't tell you who, then... there's a possibility that he's afraid to say something.


I loved my boyfriend before [WAY before] he even knew I liked him. And though you might be skeptical, I know what love is. And I loved him. I loved him enough to sacrifice my own feelings and put his first.... but that's another story for another time.


If you're afraid that it'll mess up your friendship; then wait. See if your attraction lasts for a set amount of time [two months.. six months.. whatever seems right for you].


You could tell him that you're attracted to him, but don't want to pursue a relationship outside of friendship because you don't want to lose his friendship.


You could... ask him out and hope for the best. This, of course, is not what I would do. Some guys don't like girls who make that much of a first move... some do... but doing something like that gives you a great chance of being hurt, rejected, and losing your best friend.


My suggestions...
- Think. Hard. A lot. Think about what you feel for him, and if you're ready to pursue a relationship, and if you could see yourself with him five years from now.
- Wait. At least a little while.
- Observe. Watch him carefully, notice his faults and strong points. Write these down, and think about them.
- Question. Ask who he likes... if he likes anyone... what he thinks about you... what he likes about you [as a friend]... what he thinks his strongest charactaristic is, and what he thinks his weakest charactaristic is.


And if you're sure you want this, then tell him that you like him as more than a friend, then go from there.
-FunnyCide


i have adaware i and run scans about everyday and at the status.. it says open quarintine list and i have a little over 1000 ..so if i delete them all.. would they mess up my computer.. do you think itll be a good idea? suggestions please (link)
My dad said to delete the quarantines... That's what he told me, and that's what he does. Both of our computers are fine. We both use Ad-Aware and Spy Bot : Search and Destroy. I think deleting would be fine.
-FunnyCide


ok i have to make a kid story for like 1st graders in school well i dont know what topic it should be about the story doesnt have to be long and its due tuesday so i need anwsers soo.
thanks i rate 5 (link)
Animals.


I mean cute, cuddly animals. Not something that's... well, the girls will think is "icky."


Here's my ideas.


A brother and a sister get a puppy for their birthday [or just for the heck of it]. They name the puppy -----. They play with the puppy... blah, blah, blah. The kids take the puppy to the park.. the puppy gets lost.. kids search all over for the puppy. Finally they find the puppy with some puppy-dog friends.


Yes, it sounds lame... but little kids will love it.


A world about animals who go to school. Ya know, kittens, puppys, frogs, hedgehogs etc. going to school.


A little boy [or... girl, I guess] is at his uncle's house and gets to ride on a horse; and finds a lamb and gets the lamb home to its mom.


Basically, anything that involves a young child, pictures, and cute animals will work fine.
-FunnyCide


ok im a 13 f, and have herd about the things (i think there exames...) that u have to get when they stick a tube up.. umm.. "there" is it an option to refuse to do it? thx! i rate 5s!

please no smart remarks.... (link)
Maybe you're talking about a PAP smear?


http://www.4woman.gov/faq/pap.htm


http://www.dph.sf.ca.us/HealthInfo/std_pelvic.htm


And, contradictory to what the person below me said, I belive the common age for getting pelvic exams and PAP smears, in the USA, is 18 - not 21. But I could be wrong.


Either way, if you're sexually active, it's a good idea to have one of these wonderfull things done.
-FunnyCide


what is the best medicine/pills for mentrual pains (im 13 and overweight if that matters) (link)
Well... ironically, the docs say to stay away from caffine - sodas, sports drinks, coffee etc., but Midol has caffine in it. What's up with that?


Pills : Aleve, Ibuprofen, Tylenol. I've never used Midol or Pamprin...


Take a hot bath.
Place a heating pad on the cramping area.
Walk for fifteen minutes or so.
Ride a horse [if you can]. This is my favorite. Not only because I love to ride, and love horses, it really helps the cramps.


Basically, any exercise will help the cramps go away. Swimming is good, but I understand that right now - in the winter - it's probably hard to go swimming... ;-)


Eat warm foods. Not spicy - that doesn't help me, only makes it worse - but warm rice, soup, etc. Fruits and veggies [all the time, of course, but especially now]. Lots and lots and lots of water.


It helps me to sleep either without a pillow or on the floor.
-FunnyCide


should you blow dry your hair before you straighten it er let it dry naturally??

thanks!! (link)
It's different for different people.


If I blow-dry my hair, it takes 45 minutes, and it's super, super frizzy and harder to straighten.


To me, it's easier to take a shower earlier in the day (like 6:30PM, 7:00PM-ish) and let my hair dry naturally then straighten it around 10:00 PM; or take a shower whenever and get up an hour earlier and straighten my hair in the morning.


I have a guy friend though who blow-dries his hair; and it makes his look nice. Of course... his doesn't need to be straightened.


I have a female friend who blow-dries her hair and it is straighter and less poofy.


It's the exact opposite for me...
It just depends on your hair. Experiment and see which works best for you.
-FunnyCide


Why is it that because I have a 24-inch waist and wear 00 pants, that I'm a stick with a drawn-on face? I know that this is a dumb question, but I was reading the responses to a question, one of the users used that phrase as if really thin people are just an empty shell and that hurt my feelings... (link)
That wasn't something intended to hurt your feelings. It's simply saying that girls who are too thin - which you're not - are annoying sometimes because they starve themselves, then all the boys like them.


I'm even smaller than you. I have a 20-inch waist and I have to put darts in my 00 pants and wear a belt to make them fit. But I'm also reallyyyyyy short. I'm barely 5'0'' tall; so being 87 pounds won't hurt me at all.


But I know girls [personally.. very well, in fact.. even related to some] who are 5'4'' or 5'5'' and weigh 85 pounds. That's hugely underweight. But the boys love them because they're so tiny and thin. Those girls have boys hanging at their legs. And to prove my point, one girl that I'm related to, she's 5'5'' and weighs 88 pounds. Her boyfriend hugged her and broke two of her ribs. He wasn't a big kid either; he was really small.


Girls who are small are not "empty shells." But the guys who only look at girls who are tiny, and never give curvy girls a chance.... well, they think like empty shells.


My apologies for your hurt feelings.
-FunnyCide


I was just wondering..how do people get on the "Experienced columnists".

For example, if you go to Browse Columnists and go under the little tab thing that says "Experienced Columnists",how do people get on there? I'm just wondering. Thanks. (link)
I think to be an "Experienced Columnist" you must've answered over 100 questions, and have a higher rating (probably 4.3+). I really don't know for sure, it's something the site automatically calculates for itself, probably. I read through the FAQ, and there's nothing about it. If the limit is 100 questions, though, I think that's too few. You can answer 100 questions in three days....
-FunnyCide


when would my financial position became sound (link)
That depends...


It depends on how wisely you spend your money, what kind of income you have, where you live, what expenses you have, if you have a family to provide for etc.


If you're looking for a more sound financial position; try eliminating the things you don't need. Instead of eating out, make a sandwich. Instaead of shopping for $50 jeans, go to Wal-Mart or the Thrift store. If you have a family, and kids, don't jump to buy them every new toy that they yearn for. Don't waste money on silly things that aren't needed.


I guess I could answer more easily if you gave more information...
-FunnyCide




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