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hi, im 15. whenever i masturbate the "cum" is clear white. like water but thicker. sometimes theres a few white blobs in it, but not to big. could i be infertile, or whatever you call "not carrying sperm"? (link)
hiya

well this is probably nothing serious, and i dont think you can tell whether you are not carrying sperm just by looking at your "cum"

however if you are very concerned then i'd suggest going to a doctor to make sure everything's okay.

it's probably nothing serious, but perhaps you should go to a doctor or ask an older brother as to if everything's okay.

i hope i helped, and don't worry :]


ok well um i started my first period last year on october 29 2006. and i have not had it since it is now march 18 2007. is this normal? please help will i get it again?
i skip breakfast all the time and i am always stressed is this the problem if so how do i fix it? thanks (link)
hey

youre probably still adjusting. this is totally normal in the first year.

being stressed out can very well influence when and for how long you get your period. try relaxing by doing breahting excercises or by working out / doing yoga. these can help you clear your mind and get your anger out if youre any angry person.

if your period does not normalize within the next few months, i'd suggest going to the doctor to make sure everything is okay.

for now, don't worry. all girls are different, and youre probably just regularizing your cycle (which is a fancy term for your body is adjusting to the sudden bodily changes, and will continue to be this way for a while).


how do u know if someone declinse your request on mysapce (link)
hey

you don't. - but if you notice that someone you requested's request no longer appears on your "requested" list and they're not one of your friends, you can infer that they indeed did decline you.

however, if you notice that someone you requested is no longer on your requested list AND they are one of your friends, they did accept you.


hi, well im a guy, 15. well i have this friend. we usually dont see eye to eye, but he can be okay when he wants to be. The problem is, me and my other friends, think he's a bit too femenine(sp?) he's into flowers and all that junk. his big beyonce like ass doesnt help matters either. should we be okay with it seeing how he's comfortable with himself, or man him up a bit? (link)
hey

wow. well, (not in a mean way) are you sure he's not.. bi or gay? maybe that's why he's acting that way.

maybe he's just joking around- i wouldn't take it too seriously. but if it's really bothering you, i'd grab some friends and be like, "hey guys wanna watch some football?" or something that guys dooo and if he's like "nah" i'd calmly be like "why not?" maybe he'll open up to you. don't be mean to him or treat him badly.

if he doesn't get the hint that he's being too feminine, i'd just start putting some space between you guys cause people might think (cause youre friends with him) that youre gay / bi too. - so i'd just keep some space.

if youre really his friend, you wouldn't take it too seriously though. like you said, he's comfortable with himself so why bother him?

i hope i helped - just give it some time. maybe he hasn't hit pubertyyy? when he starts getting interested in girls, that's when he'll get masculine.. ish.

:]


ima girl
i wanna get horny
what should i do?
how do i "masterbate" and\or pleasure myself
and lastly
what is an orgasm? (link)
hey

an orgasm is when a female "gets horny"
- the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sexual organ and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation.

okay, girls are different. some finger themselves and get "horny" and others just let loose by having sex.

i can't tell you what would feel best for you because, as i stated above, girls have different pleasures.

- http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1838.html


Hi, I'm 18 and own several dogs. I was just wondering, for my own curiosity and not for the reason that it happened but why can't dogs eat chocolate? I know that they will get hyper and the theory is that they will die if they eat chocolate but can someone explain to me why EXACTLY they cannoy eat chocolate- the side affects and evertyhign.

No links to sites please:) (link)
hey

chocolate is poisonous to dogs. some types of chocolate are more harmful than others- pure chocolate is very very bad.

side effects: after they eat chocolate, they:
- vomit
- don't eat anything
- start coughing, making weird noises
- just lay there and don't move

that's when you should take them to a vet. if your dog eats chocolate, just make sure they drink LOTS AND LOTS of water to make the chocolate dissolve faster in their stomach.

i think that's pretty much it.

i hope i answered your question- there's really not much more to it. it's just poisonous and makes them feel really uncomfortable. and yes, they can die. esp small dogs.


what do girls look for in guys? (link)
hey

haha whoaaa lots of things. this is for me specifically - girls are different though.

what i look for specifically is if they're nice (smiling) when i first see them. really hot eyes also attract me right off.

trust. like a secret- if i'm friends with a guy and i tell them something, i hope that i can trust them and they won't go around telling all their little guyfriends. i hate guys that are mean to me, even if they're joking. some girls just can't handle TOO many "just kidding"s. if a guy breaks one of my promises- it's over.

i also like guys that are smart... if they're dumb it's a major turn off.

i hope i helped- and just remember that all girls are different and some prefer certain qualities in certain guys.

:]


whenever I put up an away message on AIM, it doesn't say that I'm away. When you look at my profile, the away message shows up but it says that i'm available. does anyone know what's wrong with it? pepole will im me thinking i'm there, when I'm not an it'd really annoying. thanks! (link)
hey

this happened to me a few times too. try restarting your computer and then reopening aim. that should help.

if it doesn't... then if there's no other choice just stay offline.

i hope i helped, and that usually helps me (or try redownloading aim- you won't lose your settings)

:]


my name is Gabi
im loud
i talk a lot
im really crazy
i really want my name is my SN
i was thinking something like hii its gabi but thats taken
anything with my name in

if u help me i can help u back

thanks a lot
(link)
hey

try "gabii says" or "gabi sayss" or "gabi says" it's a really cute idea cause its like...

friend: heyy whats up
gabi says: nothing much

isn't that ADORABLE?!

here's a few more:
x3 gabii says
x3 gabi sayss
xOox gabi
babi xo gabi

there are so many combinations- just keep trying with that idea if you like it.

more ideas:
gabi loves youu
gabi x3s you try one of those if you like it


OK, well, plain and simple-I've had the worse gas ever these last 3 days. I don't know why. They're those hot, smelly farts. I'm really afraid to go to school. I can't go out to get anything, so are there any suggestions to make this gas go away!?!?!

Hah thanks. (link)
gas is caused by a bad diet. now im not saying you have a bad diet, but yeast (bread, pasta.. etc) causes a lot of gassy-ness. try eatnig only vegetables or fruits for as much as you can today, and only drink water.... it been proven like actually: vegans and other people that dont eat yeast (Like my mom) are not gassy. my mom never farts, but she used to, and then she went on the diet...


ok last night i wore a pad
and i got a little blood on my underwear
and i have ben throwing a lot of underwear out
because they are stained too much
how can i try to clean them (link)
ok i read the answers of other people and they arent that effective...
what works best (for me) (and cheapest) is using COLD water and rinsing the blood stains for about a minute. the water should be orangeish. then you get a soap bar and you wash it with the soap. it wont come out complettely, but if you do it within like 5 hours (lets hope your not wearing bloody underwear for too long!) most should come out. set it out to dry, and then just put it in the laundyru


do 16 year old guys allready have sex???????? (link)
yea... not all though
most
i know guys havign sex at ilke 13


hi im to embarrassed to moan during sex and i feel like im bad at it?


what do i do to overcome this fear?

19/f (link)
Trust me, guys enjoy that sort of thing. Once whatever it is that is happening continues, you probably won't be able to control that kind of thing. Just know that by hearing that, guys know what they are doing is right and that it gives them a confidence boost because they know you enjoy it!


to get birth control, do you have to go to the gynocologist first? (link)
Yup, a doctor has to give you a checkup and then talk to you about the different types of birth control/ prescribe some for you.


How much does the morning after pill normally cost?

and i can buy it at like a meijer or something like that right?

how long after does it work for? (link)
In order to buy the pill you have to be over 18 years old.
If not, hopefully you know someone that is over that age to get it for you.
Not saying to keep it a secret from people but it might cause some problems if you ask your mom to take you to the doctor to get a prescription.
Also, it costs about 40 dollars, and it is better to take it right after the mishap. It can work up to 72 hours as long as you take it in the time period.
You take one the first day, and the next one on the second day and it should be fine.
You can get it over the counter from many pharmaceutical stores like Rite-Aid or CVS, as long as you have ID to prove you are above the age of legal consent.


Hello my name is Natalie, I am 15 years old and I have a boyfriend named Don and I am really confused about him right now. He always says he loves me but he doesn't show it. I know most people would say that this is stupid but he hasn't even changed his status on myspace yet it still says single. It means alot to me because when we first went out he was so happy to say that I was his girlfriend but now it's like he just don't care. I try to talk to him but he wouldn't listen and I just have a feeling that he's just using me till he can find the next best thing.Sorry that this is long I have alot to say but what should I do.

Thanks xoxo,
Natalie F (link)
that might just be because he knows what you guys have is special and doesn't need a stupid site to prove it. And I would just tell him how you are feeling, be like listen. I know you have me, but you need to keep me, got it? I hope it all works out.


OK, well, plain and simple-I've had the worse gas ever these last 3 days. I don't know why. They're those hot, smelly farts. I'm really afraid to go to school. I can't go out to get anything, so are there any suggestions to make this gas go away!?!?!

Hah thanks. (link)
hey

hm... have you tried going potty? that might help. maybe you ate something that made you this way. chili would do it.

try Gas-X or zantac 150 / 75. those always help. you might burp a lot.. .same with alka seltzer. they're probably in your house cause they're common medicines.

if you try one of the above (with the correct dosage) and it still hasn't gone away by later today, i'd consider drinking a lot of water (do that anyway) and maybe tell your parents if it doesn't go away / gets worse.

i hope i helped! and use alka seltzer as your first choice cause it works the best :]


Ok - not the right category, but there's no category for "travel". So here goes.

I'll be leaving to Thailand this Thursday for a university trip. I am SO excited.

Has anyone visited Thailand before? If so, can you give me tips and stuff, what to do, what not to do, etc. How are the people like there? Prices?...I'll be staying there for a week, how much money should I take with me?

Thanks in advance. (link)
im goign to thailand next week! (and ive been before!)
so the exchange rate there is great from america, and the prices are reaaaaaallllly cheap!
id bring a lot of money, because they have great shopping. greatttt shopping.
you can buy bootleg dvds for like 2 dollars about, its amazing.
you can buy all sorts of clothes for about 5 dollars to.
go to the water market, its really cool you go around on a boat!
research your hotel first, becuase some have recently been infested with bed bugs.
the people are in general nice and welcoming, but you cant summarize the whole thai population like that...
hope i helped! if theres anything else you want to know tell me!


I was wondering, what the symbol for capital "Y" is in wingdings 1. I was reading this email about the Number 11 and ti said:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to
hit one of the Twin Towers .
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

and the last number was like some star symbol. What does it mean? (link)
so it is a plane, the two towers, a skull and the "star"
its the star of david, which is a jewish symbol
so you can guess what a skull next to a jewish symbol is saying about it...


Hey
I'm getting my haircut soon,
And I've been looking for pictures online ALL day.
The look that I want is at my shoulders, but a lot of layers.
I couldn't find any pictures, so I was wondering:
Does anybody have any pictures of what I want? (Of yourself, a friend, etc.)

...Please, DONT tell me to use Google/any other search engines-I already have!

THANKS. (link)
hey

you don't need a specific picture- just explain to your hairdresser what you want. and if they don't understand, they'll ask you questions.

you should tell your hairdresser what you are looking for, but ask for his / her insight as well as to what looks good on your face. maybe she can manipulate the style you are looking for a little bit, making sure it looks good.

sometimes, you can't find a picture of the exact style you want... cause it doesn't exist! haha

hope i helped :]




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