about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

im a small woman(118lbs) and my boyfriend is a big guy with a big dick and im always afraid to have sex with him because it hurts, even after a few times of doing it. i want to stretch out so i dont have to make him stop everytime we have sex because i know it hurts his feelings but he doesnt like when i masturbate, he finds it insulting that i have to pleasure myself because im not getting it from him. so what are some things that i can do with him that will help me stretch out, i really love him and want sex to be special, not painful.

You guys should have sex a lot to prevent it hurting. Or maybe use a lubricant so it doesn't hurt so much.

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on alot of people's name tags on Myspace it says [fxc] or [nxc]

what does this mean?

Ask them because only they know. I know hXc means hardcore. So ask them because I have no idea what the hell those two mean.

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I know this sounds kind of bratty, but please bear with me. I REALLY hate for my name to be yelled. It makes me mad. My parents know how much I hate to be spoken to loudly. I've asked AND told them to not yell for/to me when they tell me/need something.

A few days ago, I was taking a nap and my mom SCREAMED my name to tell me dinner was done. I said "okay" and laid in my bed for about five more minutes. After I got out of bed (I was still in my room getting clothes on so I could go eat downstairs), she then yells, "DID YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU GOING TO EAT?". I then yelled at her, "YES I AM! JESUS!".

Today, she yelled "NATALIE, WE NEED THE PHONE!". I didn't get up and give her the phone right that minute. Within seconds of screaming that, she then proceeded to come to my room while I was getting the phone from the the other side of the room. I went, "HERE! TAKE IT!" and shoved it in her hand. She goes, "I DON'T LIKE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT!" and slams my door when she leaves.

Other information about the phone, it is the FIRST time I've ever taken/used the phone at our house since we just moved. It doesn't "belong" downstairs since there is no phone upstairs.

What should I do?

Talk to your mother about it, and don't be rude with her during that talk. Don't be rude with her period. The screaming will just get worse.

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heyy

i was just curious if anyone knew when EITHER the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus or Sense fail would be coming to St.Louis?

Check their myspaces:

www.myspace.com/redjumpsuit
www.myspace.com/sensesfail

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mkay. so my boyfriend and i have been going out for five months. i absolutely love him, and i know he feels the same about me. on january second i was diagnosed with epilepsy, i had been having seizures for about half a year before the diagnosis but i was kind of hiding them from the world. Anyways, my boyfriend was kind of awkward at first with the diagnosis, but hes very protective of me, and hes very kind about everything. For about a month now though, we've been having some relationship problems, He is SO insecure about our relationship and constantly nags on me about me hanging out with my guy friends, and telling me that i dont love him as much as he loves me. its very annoying. and so recently i feel that hes been lashing back at me, flirting with other girls. (for example, at one of his youth events there was a huge tub of melted chocolate and his friend whos a girl, and who he clams is just like a little sister to him, allowed him to pour this all over her, and then let him lick it off. i mean seriosly. WHAT THE HELL? So when he told me, i was just like um okay? and then the next day i was talking to one of my really good guy friends who happens to be his best friend. this guys just kept telling me what a piece of shit i was dating, and how i deserved SO much better. He then proceeded to absolutely tell of my boyfriend, and yelled at him for atleast 10 minutes. about how he made me feel like crap, and about how he didnt deserve me. my boyfriend and i got into a HUGE fight. but like five minutes we later made up because, he called me sobbing, and apologizing and crap. So now, whenever something happens that im uncomfortable, instead of telling my boyfriend, i tell his best friend, (AND WHOS ALSO MY BEST FRIEND), this guys honestly cares about me, and he told me that he would always be on my side No matter what my choices where in life. Hes pretty much the boy, that is the "one". and hes there all along, but you see him only as the best friend whos there for you everytime you get screwed over. i think im in love with him, but i dont want to be, but i know that hes the one guy that i NEED to be with to make my life better, BUt i also am in love with my boyfriend.
HELP!?!?!?
pleasee and thankyous.

Dump your boyfriend. Proceed to get over him. Go out with his friend.

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okay ive recently gone vegetarian.
i used to masturbate maybe once every one to two weeks. now, i cant seem to go 2 days without masturbating.
i know masturbation is healthy but im still very scared about it being a sin and if my friends do because if they dont i feel like im messed up or something.

what should i do?

What does your being a vegetarian have to do with masturbation? You're not messed up. It's normal, and it's healthy. So why worry.

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I have recently broke up with my bf after like a year, and I dunno how to feel. Sometimes I am really good, others I am so depressed I cant stop crying, I keep on seeing things that remind me of him, or hear songs or certain places that wind me up. I try to go out and get my head of things,but itsnot happening.

He had self-harm issues. There where a few occasions when he never got his way (For example, if I talked flirtaciously with a friend of mine, refused to speak to him because we where argueing) that he would cut, bite or hurt himself. Sometimes he even performed these things infront of me, and at times threatened to kill himself.

He was also rather violent towards me. He spat in my face a few times, grabbed my side so hard that it bruised entirely, punched me because he was being cheeky, so I was cheeky back,we knocked the hell outta each other twice (the first time I wanted to go home, he pushed me, screamed in my ear, shook me and wouldnt let me go, so I defended myself, the second I ended up in hospital with a black eye, it started becasue he punched me. I hit him back, AND HE PHONED THE POLICE), He full scale booted me infront off his best mate when we went camping, becasue I spoke to his friend and not to him cus where argueing, threatned to smash a mirror over my face and tried to burn my face with GHD straighteners, again,becasue I wanted to go home as things where getting too much. He also pushed me oncewhen I touched his facewith wax byaccident and I fellout the door. He hated me going out by myself without him, and mademe feel guiltyall the time, and unless I texted him throughout the night, would start an arguemtn the day after. He also went nuts at me for watching on porn my computer, but doesnt everyone, lol? He put me down an awful lot, calling my stupied or pathetic, even typing the words hurts.

He blamed me for his actions, casue I drove him crazy etc. He has trust issues. I didnt tell him bout talking to my ex, as he would get the wrong end of the stick, and told him it was weird seeing him with anohter person (when I saw him for the first time after the split), but we did talk, not bout us, just bout the youth club we both attended. I made up a few wee fibs, bout sleeping with someone he used to like and I didnt tell him my true a level grades, casue he was so smart and I felt daft on our first date.But helied bout weesilly things too and they didnt annoy me. The first time he grabbed meand hurt me was when I was honest to him bout not sleeping with the guy and talking to Andi. But after that, its hard to turst anyone who hurts you, took me a few days to realise what he did to me was wrong. I confided in my friends about some of the things that happened and he went MAD at me,but you need to talk, and he washard to talk with with that temper.

But we are broke up now and things are hard. He did treat me bad. But its hard for me. I wanted to help himin the way I couldnt my brother (who commitedsuicide a few years ago). And now I have to go out each week and face him in the one gay bar that we have, its so hard. How doya get over something like this, I miss him so much at times it hurts. And hes always in town as well wheich makesit harder,.

ADVICE!!!!!!

P.S...I am gay btw!

See a counselor. He mentally, emotionally & physically hurt you. Not to mention your brother is dead & you have the guilt because you couldn't help him.

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how do you use the pads when you have your period?

The box has a diagram.

♥T!NA

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my friend ashley wants to be a 9th grader so bad even though we are only 8th graders she used to hang out with me like everyday now she only hangs out with her 9th grader friends!! what do i do?

She's not a good friend. Become friends with somebody else.

♥T!NA

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how do i allow others to find me on here??
my girlfriend cant find me and wants to see my advice column?

Give her your advicename and tell her to search columnists, or you can just send her your link.

♥T!NA

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How do I find out what kind of car this girl has? She told me the color, but she won't tell me the kind of car it is. She's being stubborn about it--so basically--how do I weasel something out of a girl?

It's just a car. Why do you care so much?

♥T!NA

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About 3 months ago me and my ex broke up. We had only gone out a little over a month and he broke up with me cause of some other girl he liked. But we managed to still be good friends and we hang out and stuff, but with groupd of people not alone. Well the other day he got a new girlfriend, and its been making me really sad. Cause ya see i guess im still not fully over it all. I am 16 and he was my first boyfriend so it was like big to me (not to sound obsessed or whatever) but we had a good relationship everyone said so. I wasnt in love with him cause we didnt go out long enough but i guess just wished it lasted. So how can i help myself get over him. Thanks.

Join a sport or a club. Focusing on something else takes it off your mind so it's easier.

But this is my famous answer: time heals everything.

♥T!NA

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who said this
I like the kellogs box because in th middle of the word kellogs it says ello, like a british greeting, ello govna

is it dane cook?

Stop being lazy & use google.

♥T!NA

+Edit+

I did "answer the fucking question." You just didn't like your answer. =) But what you got was the truth. No one should have to do that for you. You've got google, so use it.

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can you go on the internet with the ENV? like how you can with the sidekick?

Yeah.

♥T!NA

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http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_image.php?img=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/403/kennys_bro_403.gif&img_name=The%20boys%20sit%20and%20watch%20the%20Circus
what episode of south park is the picture on this page from? its like.. a circus or something. thankyou! also whats the episode where stan and wendy first get together? and the episode where like wendy thinks she likes cartman or something. lastly, do you know if they'll be showing the south park movie on tv anytime soon? THANKYOUUU! :] (and Kyle is soo cute!)

You think a cartoon is cute? LMFAO.

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were britney and justin married?

No, they were just together & had sex a lot.

♥T!NA

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so theres this guy(he will be called a) ..i really liked him and to me it seemed like he felt the same.over the summer i sent him pics (they werent good ones) and he told me he wouldnt show anyone well when school started one of my friends said they saw the pics on A's phone.then i found out that most of the guys at my school saw the pics. So me and A got in a fight but i went back to him we never went out he knew i liked him so we started hangout and one night i snuckout to meet him and we went in the woods and i gave him head then he hurt me agian...BUT i still went back to him then he txted on xmas break and he wanted a xmas gift so i did it agian..after i did it i txted him and asked if he liked me all he said was ''it was fun'' then sum1 told me he was going out wit some girl when i gave him his gift(if you get what i mean by gift) i still look back to both the times and i always think what if i had sex with him...idk what to do i wanna get over him i need help please

He was just in it for some ass. Stop going back to him because he's a dick & he doesn't know how to treat girls right. And I'd tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her. Just to get back at him.

But, time heals everything. You'll get over him eventually. Could take a long time, could take a short amount of time, but you'll get over him.

♥T!NA

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13/f.
So I had been dating this guy for about 3 weeks, and I mean I REALLY liked him. I don't know if its because he was my first boyfriend in a year, since my last one moved, or what. But he was great, he would call me on the phone, and would talk to me forever. And he'd text me. When his phone broke he used his friends, everything. But I've never kissed a guy. (I'm a little embarassed by that, but I've always pictured my first kiss as something really romantic.) Anyway, when his friends were over at his house he'd call me, and say really perverted things, that totally disgusted me. (i.e. "When are we gonna bang") And I felt uncomfortable talking about things like that, so I would say something like "awkwardddd" or "kind of uncomfortable right now" and such. Well we got each other Christmas gifts, and he loved his, and I adored mine. (We exchanged at school, about a week or two from Christmas) Well 3 days before Christmas, he hadn't called all Christmas break and hadn't been replying to my texts. So I was just telling myself "He's at his families and forgot his phone" or something to ease my mind. Well 3 days before Christmas, he got lindsey to call me and say he just wanted to be friends. I heard the voicemail. And I didn't believe it, so I texted him. He said it was true. No reason why, I mean I would have settled for "I'm not attracted to you anymore." So, I tried to get over him. Its now February and I think I still like him, but I don't WANT to like him. I'm currently talking to this other guy, who's amazing, and I'd really rather be with this guy, than Joseph. But I need to stop this attraction. I'm fine as long as I don't see him. But when I do, its like I'm in love. Is this because of my harmones or something?!

Thanks

It could be your hormones, but time heals everything. Don't get into a relationship with this new guy until you're absolutely positive that you're over Joseph. And when you see him, be positive you don't like him.

♥T!NA

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17-f-australia


im getting charged with dui but got sent to the childrens court they sent me to do the drink drivers course and all that shit... but can the judge in the childrens court take my liscence off me because i heard that they dont have the authority to do it any help is really appreciated thanks

They do have the authority to do it. If you're a threat to society because you drive drunk, you can get your liscense taken away. When you drive drunk you not only endanger you life, but the lives of others too.

♥T!NA

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what do you do with your toungue while french kissing????? i know you can make it go around in circles around theirs, but what else can you do???? ive searched google but i cant find any information!!

There is no right way to french kiss.

♥T!NA

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