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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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ok well im getting ready for a new bathing suit. but one slight problem (i guess you could say) well i ahve 36c boobs and iwas wondering what kind of bikini would look nice and not like im popping out or too big. thanks so much!

One with the top sized XL or L?

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Yeah, so i have 2 dogs and im hearing about this recall on certain dog foods and more and more on on the list daily. What are the ones so far that you know FOR SURE. and please dont give tell me to google because i have done that


Thank you

I'm doing this just to be a dick.

Google.

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where can you buy the best, cheap, comfortable thongs at? thank youu.

Rue 21. They usually have panties that cost 99 cents. The most I've seen them cost is about $3-4.

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Ok so tomorow is my boyfriends birthday. And he wants to hang out. So I really want to do something nice for him like go somewhere nice for our date nothing so expensive. What can we do or where can we go. If it helps I'm 15 f. So nothing of going over to my house and cooking for him, haha. Please help me. Thanks!

See a movie. =)

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how do you find consecutive integers like EX find four consecutive integers with a sum of -66 how do you do that as in work it out?

Consecutive means in a row, right? So, just find 4 integers that are like this:

1, 2, 3, 4. Like counting. Integers can be negative or positive, so just try that. Also, your four numbers will be in the teens if that was the actual question to solve. Your answers might be -13, -14, -15, & -16.

Just think of numbers that come right after one another like as if you're counting, and then do it that way. It'd be better if you made a chart. Draw four lines, put a line through. Put first number, second number, third number, fourth number, and the number those integers are supposed to make together, and figure it out that way.

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I am a 28 year old female, when I was 17 I had a relationship with a divorced man, I was crazy about him but through circumstances that are extremely complicated we ended our affair when I was nineteen and I went off to college. Years passed and I met a great guy who is everything I ever dreamed of we are talking about getting married and we recently went to drinks with his parents. I was so shocked I faked an emergency work call (I'm now a doctor) and fled, my boyfriend has no idea and wants to set up a meeting with his parents to discuss annoucing our engagement. I am so lost what do I do.

Oh jeez, that's a horrible situation. I'm kinda glad I'm not you.

However, just go through with the meeting. If it goes well, then you've got nothing to worry about. And besides, the affair was before you even met your current boyfriend, so he shouldn't even care [if he happens to find out].

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people say that if you have a plant in your room it's healthy or something... is this true?

Yeah, they give you oxygen.

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okay so i wantt a lazytown song on my myspace (its an insiderr, haha).. but all the songs you cant click ADD.

is there anyway i can still get it? or does anyone know of one thatt can be added?


thankss

You could make a MUSIC MySpace for yourself, and download the song & put it on there. It's a lot of work just for a song, but if you want it bad enough, you'll do it.

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Alright, so, I have a boyfriend. We've been talking for a year but technically only been together 4 months. It's a very...intense relationship and we've dealt with a lot. Both of us have some depression problems so i don't think it's the healthiest relationship in the world. I think we should break up, or at leat take a long break but I know if i tell him this he'll do something drastic. He has problems with cutting as did I and the last time something like this came up he almost killed himself. I guess part of me is tired of being around guys like this. Anyone have any advice on letting him go without him doing something horrible?

Sit him down & talk to him about it. Let him know you just want a break to experience other things & to grow up a bit. Explain you can still be friends, but nothing more until you're positive of what you want.

Explain to him that you value him, and wouldn't want him to hurt himself over you.

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is there anyway of loosing weight fast? any tips of what? im 5'3 and like 133 and i kind of want to loose some weight for the summer. thanks!!

You're actually a good weight for your height, but:

DO's
- Eat healthy. Fruits, veggies & meats are essential.
- Drink 8 glasses of milk a day and eat yogurt [preferably Yoplait Light & Fit]. If you're lactose intolerant like me, then eat dairy sparingly so you don't get sick.
- Drink 4 glasses of water a day.
- Cut junk food out. No more desserts, no more munchies, no more candy, no more soda & no more fast food. If you're gonna eat it, make sure you eat only a small portion & make sure you don't go completely overboard with it.
- Run alot. I'm not saying to run a mile in a day, but work your way up to it. Once you can run a mile, trying going for 2, then when you conquer 2, try 3 and so on. Don't run fast though, because you'll get tired & give up. Pace yourself.
- Join a gym. They have machines that target certain areas of the body, and if you ask a trainer, they should be able to help you out. [And if you don't wanna go alone, invite a friend along, or bring your ipod & listen to music. It'll make the time go by faster.]

DONT's
- Don't eat or exercise before bed. If you eat before bed, it's gonna be really hard to digest while sleeping since basically your whole body shuts down, and you'll just gain weight. And if you exercise before bed, your muscles won't be relaxed, so you'll be antsy & it'll be hard to fall asleep.
- When you see results, DO NOT STOP. Keep going because if you stop right then, you'll just gain all your weight back. So once this healthy lifestyle starts to suit you, don't give it up at all. For the rest of your life, because if you do everything you've worked for will just have been a big waste of time.
- Don't be discouraged if you gain weight. Muscle weighs more than fat. =)

Good luck!

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What is the song that has lyrics in it like "smudged her blackeyeliner" or "her eyeliner smudged" or something like that. It's really bothering me because I know I've heard it before in some song. Can you please help?

Thanks =]

You should become friends with Google. I'm sure it'd be glad to meet you.

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my friends is a hypocrite he says he doesn't like people judging then on the bands they listen to but he rags on my for listening to Panic at the disco he says that relationships arent everything but he will then get rele upset and detached if he is reject he says that he is dedicated but tehn he will slack off in a orject leaving all the work for me
now i have only known him for 6 months but we r like buddies but this is rele pissing me off but it like i feel kinda weird tellin him " You are a hypocrite" what should i do ?
15 f if this makes a difference

Talk to him about it nicely. Be like "I've noticed some of the things you do, and you're pretty hypocritical." And then tell him why. If he gets mad, it's usually because he either knows you're right, or thinks you're making it up.

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So is it possible to get std's without having any form of sex with another person? Because my penis sometimes gets reddened and the tip gets sore after masturbation. this isn't a problem right?

If you've never had any type of sexual contact with someone before [oral, anal, or regular] then you're fine.

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Okay, I make out with my boyfriend every now and again..but it gets boring really fast. What can I do to keep it more..enjoyable? is that word? no..uhm. less boring. i suppose.

thanks.

Touch each other while doing it.

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i have been listenin to TBS recently and i saw an old video for the song cute without the E and the back up guy looks different from the newer person but im not sure whether it is the same person or if they r the same they sound the same so im confused

Yeah, that was an only member. It's Fred now, not John.

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hey.

i like this guy, but the only reason i started is cause i thought he liked me.

question: can someone give me a few tests / quizzes of like, if he likes me? but really elaborate, & not from like quizilla cause i want a reliable one.

thankss ♥

www.okcupid.com

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ok so theres this asshole that i talked about in one of my previous questions. well after finding out he played me and my friend we both want revenge. we dont want to hurt him physically or anything but he needs to be put in place. anyone have any good ideas?

If you get revenge, then you're just as bad as he is, if not worse. Let it go. Grudges do nothing but destroy.

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My boyfriend is moving to England in two months. So naturally I want to spend as much time with him as possible. I thought his parents were cool with this... Until yesterday. I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his den and walked up the stairs to get a coke. The cooler was on the landing, and from my postion I couldn't see the kitchen but I could hear what people were saying. I heard my bf's mom talking smack about stealing her little boy away. His Grandma was replying and agreeing with his mother. She was saying that we were too in love and spending too much time together. I was crushed. My boyfriend's family is very Catholic and strict. My family is very unconventional and easy going. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Talk to her about it. You can confront your boyfriend or ask him about it, but he might be close with his mom so he might offended. Naturally, you should take it up with her.

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if i only eat fruit and energy bars and drink water a lil soda and energy drinks will i gain weight or lose it..pls dont talk about how that isent heathy..thankyou

Take out the soda & energy drinks & you're good.

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I have a very bad problem concerning my friend, and I don't know what to do.

Ok so, we will call them Charlie(girl) and Christina.

Charlie broke up with her boyfriend 3 days ago, and found out yesterday that he had cheated on her.. with another guy.

The other guy, was my friend Christina's boyfriend.


My friends and I are not sure how to tell Christina about her boyfriend.. we know we should tell her because that's not something you keep secret.

My question is: HOW can we break it to her? We don't know what to say.

We don't want to just be like "Hey you're boyfriend cheated on you with another guy!"

Thanks in advance.

She needs to hear it from him, not from you.

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