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What color is a pineapple? I say that it is orange. not yelllow. The one in spongebob. animated. (link)
it's totally orange. =)


how do i view somones top friends on myspace if they're hidden? (link)
well, you can't.
but if you download Mozilla Firefox [ it's like internet explorer ]you can click view at the top of the screen and scroll down to "page style" and there will be an option that says "Basic Page Style" and "No Style". Click "No Style" and it will reload the page, the person won't have their layout and everything will be white, but everything that would normally be hidden will now be viewable.


So I've read in several articles that there a 3 main factors to what makes a person attractive.. the first one is body language.. the second was something else... and the third one as your VOICE. Google it - you'll see I'm not lying! Appearently the tone of your voice matters A LOT! And that sucks because my coice isn't prticularly pretty... it's not even feminene. What do I do? This has really got me worried! Is there anyway to "change your voice".. like i can fake it and make it pretty but is there any way I can make myself use that voice all the time? (link)
you just have to practice using that "pretty" voice until it's a habit, one of my gay friends did that.
but just because you don't have the prettiest voice doesn't mean you need to change it.


i've gone from size 7 in pants to size 1 in about a month. is that extreme? i've been eating about 1200 calories/day. (link)
that is very extreme.
women need at least 1800 calories a day.
i recommend you eat a little more than you have been. but if you want to stay that size, just exercise a few times a week.


Well there's thsi guy in my class that my best friend just recently keeps talking to. he's been here thsi whole school year yet she talks to him a lot now.

I have this feeling that she likes him but I'm too scared to ask her because she gets really mad when people ask her that, 3 people already asked.

But she always asks him for a piggy back and only him and I know a lot of trustworthy boys that could give her one.

Do you think she likes him? (link)
She probably likes him, or likes to flirt.
If you really want to know be clever.
You can mention him.
Say something like "So [insert his name here] is pretty cute, i know a few people that are crushing on him"

Maybe she'll open up more and maybe she'll tell you


what is w4w or pc4pc? ..i don't understand. (link)
w4w = whore for a whore

That means they will tell all there friends to add you if you do the same for them.

pc4pc = Pic for a pic

Mean is a picture for a picture

That means if you send them a picture they will send you a picture mostly meaning nude.


Okay, you know those bracelets that come in different colors? The Jelly Bracelets I believe? Well some people twist them together, but what does it mean if they don't wear them twisted together? And what do the black and gray ones mean? I've been wondering...
I heard the black ones can mean a lot of things such as child abuse, trauma, and/or mourning. But then I realized they were talking about kiwi jewels, and I don't think those are the same thing. And on he same website it said the gray could mean mental illness, diabetes, and things like that. So, what do the gray and black jelly bracelets mean? (link)
These bendable pieces of colored rubber have become a sexual code to many teens.

Here's a common breakdown:
Yellow: hugging
Purple: kissing
Red: lap dance
Blue: oral sex
Black: intercourse

In a game called snap, if a boy breaks a jelly bracelet off a girl's wrist, he gets a sexual coupon for that act.

i got all this from a site http://www.snopes.com/risque/school/bracelet.asp
but it doesnt explain about the twisting or the abuse



also
Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

that was from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelly+bracelets

so yeah i think theyre mostly about sex

if you google
only search advicenators.com

you get a ton of sites for it

hope i helped


I have a really bad unibrow. Like REALLY bad. My mom won't let me do anything with it: I am not allowed to pluck it, wax it, or remove it in any way. I try to pluck it, but its really hard because there's so many hairs, and also my mom hates it when I do. But recently she kind of gave up, because I still pluck it anyways.

I want to convince my mom to let me go to a salon and get it professionallly waxed. She will most definetly not be happy upon hearing this, but I just want to remove the unibrow, and get some touchups on my eyebrows. She thinks they will do it really thin, "just like those cashier ladies with drawn on eyebrows". It just makes me really mad. I was over at my friends house once, and she gets her eyebrows waxed, and they were starting to grow back a little, and her mom was like "OMG your eyebrows look horrible we need to get them fixed ASAP". I wish my mom was like that. I actually got my unibrow from her, and she doesn't do anything about hers... and well it looks really bad.

She says waxed eyebrows aren't natural, but unibrows arent either!!

How do I get her to let me? Any good arguments? (link)
so basicalllyyyy im an expert on eyebrows.
what you say when you go to get them waxed is i want to remove the middle, and the stray hairs (they should know what that means... like the hairs under your eyebrows).
if you send me a pic of you ill tell you EXACTLY how to do them and how they wouold best match your face. eyebrows DEFINE your face, they are like so important =]
i do mine myself, so i could teach you how to do yours yourself without making them get cashregister thin haha and without messing up


ive always been wondering but can you download movies off of limewire to put on your ipod video? (for free) with the regular limewire, not the paid account one. (link)
hey

yes of course you can! it's just like a music video except a bigger file. but a lot of stuff on limewire can be corrupt / pornage. so just watch out for thatt =]


If you do will you please describe to me what they look like? (link)
hey

well to begin with, i think the girl under me meant:

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l234/xobefferbearsox/mydress031.jpg

& i have a pretty round face & so does my mom and i personally think we are both beautiful. my grandma had a beauty mole, so pretty much all my cousins, my sister, my mom & aunt are GORGEOUS. i have almost black hair (like super dark brown) brown eyes. but i think i am pretty cause i have huge eyes & i know my flaws & put make-up on only where i need it. i WOULD show you a picture of myself, but i do have an anonymous account & don't want people finding out about it.

eyebrows are everything... if your eyebrows are messed up, your face is messed up. so if you think you're unattractive, GET YOUR EYEBROWS DONE! hahaha it defines your ENTIRE face.


i like a guy who is 17..and i'm 14. he will turn 18 3 days before i turn 15..is it like not illegal with parents permission (link)
Regardless it is illegal for an 18 to be having any type of sexual intercourse with someone under age. It can be considered a type of rape and he can be put in jail for it. If your parents are ok with it there is nothing to worry about. I'm 15 and my boyfriend is 18.

Hope I Helped!



Okay my friend is 16 years old and her boyfriend is like 21, I think. Anyways her boyfriend is really mean to her and he's so controlling. He even tells her what time she can go to parties and what time she has to be back. He beats her and alot of othere stuff. I dont know how I can help her because she's trapped in this relationship. How can I help her? (link)
You need to sit down and have a talk with her. Since he is 21 and she is 16 he can be put away if there is proof. Tell her to go to the police and explain her problem to them. They will help her with the situation because she NEEDS to get out of the relationship it is not worth it for her.

Good Luck!


Would sperm be killed during the washing/drying cycle when you do your laundry? We were talking about how this lady on a talk show was paranoid about her underwear being with college roommates underwear in the washer/dryer & sperm still being able to live. I thought this was a bit ridiculous but I didn't get to watch the end of the show. Wouldn't it die completely? Thanks! (link)
Yes it would definitely be dead. After sperm comes out of the penis and it is not in vagina is will die. After all barely any sperm are still alive after ejaculation that is why some couples find it hard to become pregnant.

Hope I helped!


ive always been wondering but can you download movies off of limewire to put on your ipod video? (for free) with the regular limewire, not the paid account one. (link)
Yes, you can! The only thing is you are going to have to download a video converter so they will be capable of download onto you ipod.

Good Luck!


I love this guy. He is my world, hes my best friend and we've known each other forever. He knows how to make me happy and can always tell when there is something wrong. He goes after the guys at school who talk about me, and stands up for me. He knows that i give in easily and he knows how to hurt me. the thing is...He says he loves me, but i dont know if he does. He flirts A LOT. but he always hugs and kisses me and it seems like he only cares if Im happy. But the problem is that, he goes out with all these girls, once they break up, im his rebound girl. then he finds another girl and forgets bout me. it really hurts me. I dont know what to dooo (link)
Do not let him break your heart. From what you have said so far it seems like that is the road this boy is going to take you down. Save yourself from the heart break right now. There are plenty more guys that are trustworthy, honest and you will not have to worry about them cheating on you. Give him up he sounds like a player. I know how you feel it has happened to me. The way I got over it was meeting a new guy and i totally for got about him.

Good Luck!


I want to pernamentley straighten my hair, but my mom won't let me. I am planning to pay for it. My mom still won't let me because, as she says, you will look like a wet muskrat, just like everyone else with stick straight hair.

But I am getting a haircut, and it will be shoulder length. My hair is EXTREMELY poofy, no matter what kind of shampoos or serums I use. When I straighten it with a straightener, which takes about an hour and a half (which I don't have time for) it gets really nice and silky, and the poof disapears.

I think I really need this: I only wear my hair down when I straighten my hair, which is about four times a year. Otherwise I wear it in a pony tail, which makes me feel like a tomboy.

How do I convince my mom to let me? I am 16 by the way. (link)
Try to explain to her your dilemma with having to straighten it all the time. Tell her that you will pay for it and you will not hear any complaints about it. Get her to understand why you want to do it. If she says no again then tell her how much time it takes you to straighten it and how badly it can damage your hair if you continuously straighten it. Explain to her how you feel you would look so much better if you could wear your hair down.

Good Luck!


how do i look good in pics? i hate getting my pic taken bc i always look ridicouslty bad. and i dont think im ugly. people tell me im pretty all the time.

hellpp? (link)
Why don't you try getting a good Photo Shop program? Then you can soften the pictures and edit the stuff you do not like out. It's what i use.

Good Luck!


When someone's display name reads "1k"

of 2.5K

what does that mean? (link)
It means the they are probably a myspace whore and they have alot of friends. For every K thats 1,000 friends.

Hope I helped!


ok on this past sunday i woke up and when i went to get out of bed my knee almost gave out on me. Now, the bakc of my knee, the muscle right at the top of the my chalf, really really hurts anytime i straighten my leg or bend it to a certain point and it feels like my knee is going to give out. It almost felt like a tight muscle but i have tried stretching it (and it hurt) and i have had my man massage it and it really hurt. what is it and how can i make it stop hurting? (link)
Get some sort of heating on it. You could have pulled something. If it continues on for too much longer i would go to the doctor and get it checked out. It does not sound too serious at this point but It could be.

Good Luck!


i had sex for the first time 2 nights ago and to my surprise, i didnt bleed at all. im not positive if i had broken my hymen before from sports... is it possible if we have sex again it could break then? (maybe i just got around it somehow?) and also this morning i noticed discharge that was a light red (i know it's not my period) is this normal? (link)
Your hymen is broken. I'm pretty sure it is normal for that to happen after the first time having sex. But if it does carry on too much longer i would get it checked out by a doctor.

Good Luck




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