about

I'm Almedina. I'm foreign, and I'm pretty much ready to handle whatever life throws at me. Ha, pretty random that I go from being foreign to life,but anyways. I've had this column for about two yearsnow, and I don't update it as I should, or want to but with school and this crazy teenage life of mine, it gets pretty hard to do so. I've been giving advice to all my friends since I can remember and I love trying to help them. I'm out going and extrememly loud once you get to know me. I'm usually shy at first unless I've gotten to know you. I don't understand life sometimes. But I've got my whole life to figure out the meaning of it. I'm selfish at times, and stubborn. I care too much about things I shouldn't and not enough about the MOST important things in my life. I'm very annoyed with people at times, and tend to just block everyone out. I'm afraid to say I'm in love, but I'm not afraid of love itself. I'm myself and that's all I can be. I've gone through a lot, so I'm willing to help in whatever way I can (:

advice

guess what guys i bet you know who this is so i`ll be quick sperm is sweet girls!!!!!! it wouldnt hurt to taste it is wat i hear from the sex lady(Guys dont try tasting or ur fackin gay and dont speak again) and i think she right so girls can now suck dick and not be disgusted okay sex fact of day: Girl:be nice to guys and dont nibble.. i had nothing i could think of for today but dont worry i be back........guys:
i dont know sept eat pinapples that way youre cum will taste like pineapples is what i heard from sex lady lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that`sz todays lesson from mr.dave ... the SEX TEACHER.. retard! haha

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You see there is this girl i like i think i have no chance with her and i told some of my friends who i like and 1 of them asked the girl if she liked me and the guy that asked his girlfriend told me she said hell no but the guy that asked said she said mabey..i dont kno what to do!!

well it`sz kinda confusiinq so ill try my best but ii think yu shud stop askiinq yur friiends to ask her n just ask yurself n then yull know the truth HELL no YES or maybe not one person says this and another said something else! hOpe ii helped xO`

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sex is tight actually it makes u loose!!!!!! being tight but fucking is good cuase then it feels better if youre tight!!!!!! sex fact of the day: jacking off once a day makes you have a high sex drive when your older!!!!!!!!!!!

dave... can yu please stOp with the sex news ! please do me a favor n become a sex teacher! haha yur such a awesome frii3nd! xO

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ssex is good for the mind. its helps to do it 2wice a day 6 times a week. jus remeber where protection but dont double baag it lol. be smart and have sex when u can. dont be so tight bbe losssssee!!!!!!!!!!1i luv sex loloilolololoololl

wOw dave yur soo weird!! yur such a sex freak !! lOl lOv3 ya tonz! as a friiend xO

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ok i tell my friends everything,who i like,what im goin thro..etc.well i like this boy and i told one of my good friends and now they mite like each other because i see them flirt everytime and i hear that they like each other.Tell me should i ditch this friend or what should i do?I really like him and ill be rele upset if they go out.

well.. that kinda happens to me but ii think yu shud talk to yur frii3nd n if this fri3nd of yurs is a true best frii3nd then she'll understand but if she's ignorant then she will choose him over yu! which is mean! but ii hOpe i helped if nOt just IM me .. xO

PlEaSeRaTe

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i been playin soccer forever and io really good but a lot of people i should say ishould play jr pamthers football cuz i good at runnin which should i do cuz they both fall sports? which one is cooler lol?/?

umm i dont care.. really soccer is awesome but then again ii also like football.. mehlville`sz football teams r awesome! ii dont know FOOTBALL n SOCCER players r both hott yu choose which one yu have more fun playiinq~ hOpe ii helped xO

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ok this is my own questiion but if anyone has the answer to it tell me! ii like this kid but i dont know if he likes me back ii liekd him be4 n like he knew but he broke my heart like a couple time`sz be4 what shud i do?? thank`sz

ii dont know how to answer this..

it`sz my own questiion can anyone help??

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ive been playing soccer sience i was really little and i still hang out with alot of the people on my team there were a few if my best friends on the team that i dient really get to talk to or see any of them last year i heard one of my really good friends on the team was in a car accenident and died i dient take it hard at frist but one of my friends on the team pulled a picture of her and her bother i couldnet take i start to cry i could barryly brethe i dono why it dient really bother me at frist but the last few days it hit me like a brick i pulled out some old pics of us pouring water over eachothers head after one of our games and pics of us holding our trophys up in the air we were missing our frount two teeth i dont know why it happend to her family i called there house to talk to her parents and her voice was on the ancwer michine i broke down and cryed she had left it a few weeks before she died i wish i could have seen her or even talked one last time she was a good friend and could always make me smile

my quesgtin is...

~should i go back into soccer?

i was kicking my ball around today in my basemnt i felt like i had a garding angle.....

aww im soo sorry to hear about yur friiend! rip.. but yea ii think yu shud go back to soccer because since yu lost a frii3nd since yu stopped ii think yu r gonna gain more frii3nds if yu do it again! hOpe ii helped n im really sorry about yur friiend! may god be with her! xO

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well i dunno its weird like when im with the girl that i luv i cant talk lol and when im with the girl that i have a thing for me and her r like bestfriends she likes me and i like her 2 but its like weve already gone out b-for and it ddidn work out and i dont want 2 risk our friendship for a relationship like that

aww how sweet.. but umm i dont know.. if yu think its gonna ruin the frii3nd ship then dont go for it but if yu guys r really great frii3nds that wont get in the way at all!

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well i love this one girl but i have a thing for this other girl wwhat do ut hink i should do go for the one i luv or get 2 know the one i have a thing for and keep the options open?

well i think yu shud get to know the other girl then make yur finall decision cause yu know what they say DONT judge a book by its covers.. hOpe ii helped xO

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hiya, my friend has just recently got a new boyfriend. she has had one before and had sex and her mum didnt no. im scared she will have sex again beacuse today she said to her other friend that she did something with him, and im thinking it may well be sex, cos she sed she was in a shed (by theirselves).

anyone give me advice plze?
thanxz x x x x

nOt tO be rude but why does this really concern yu?? if she wants to have sex thats her business she'll probably regert it but she choice.. just make sure she uses protection.. thats all yu can really do --NOT BEING MEAN--! xO

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I know this sounds totally gross but since I'm from Sicily Italy and i have really dark brown hair. There is almost black hair on my arms and I dont like to wear t-shirts cuz it shows off my arms and im afraid someone might say something. What can I do?

well this advice may depend on yu.. but if yu really wanna get it away yu can shave yur arms some of my friiends do it n no one can really tell but i dont think yu shud care.. but its totally up to yu hOpe this help`sz xO

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Ok weell my Friend Jazzy has all of sudden become weight concious. Whenever me and my friends would go to the pool she would always complain about how fat she was and everything. I mean i no its normal to do this but once the school year has started she has still never stopped. Whenever i was wearing a mini skirt she would always complain on how her legs are too fat. I feel really bad though because she isnt fat and im scared that she will want to be around us again, because thats the impression were getting! plez help!!

welll i think yu n yur frii3nds shud talk to Jazzy n tell her to stop wOrrying to much! the more yu worry the more yu believe it! i just think yur frii3nd shud not just stop eatiinq its not healthy just make sure she keeps eatiinq or yu mite lose her.. tell her that yull help her by excersisiinq with her n stuff! tell her thats she really pretty n not fat..

maybe she just feels like this because she doesnt have a b*f

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ok well i want my crush to notice me so..i was thinking of changing my look..i need so advice on what you think i should do...i have big blue eyes,dark dark brown hair a little past my shoulders,curly hair,5'4,not that skinner(more towards the fat side),freckles,im white kind of tan, and i have natural tanner shading on my eye lids..if you need more tell me..but please help

omgsh i dOn`t yu shud have to chnage yur lOoKS for a GUY! omgsh! if he hasnt noticed yu yet then maybe yu shud try talkiinq to him some more instead of changing yu LOOKS!! tO me yu seem very beautiful dont have a crush get yu to change yurself! but ii think yu shud just talk to him more get him to notice yu.. or maybe he likes yu too but hes TOO SHy to make the first MOVE!..hOpe this helped! xO please rate me!

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Yes, I realize these questions are asked ad infintum, but here we go.

I am 17, as is my girlfriend. We have only been dating for about 3 weeks, but we have already established a strong bond. I'm working on Valentine's Day itself, so I'm attempting to come up with an idea of what to do on whatever day we both have off that is closest to it. I know that I would like to take her out to eat, but what else? Shall I bring chocolates to give? A picture frame?

Also, she usually comes in to see me when I'm at work and she isn't, and Valentine's Day probably won't be an exception. Should I have something to give to her there?

I doubt she's expecting much of anything, so I would like to surprise her. Give your opinions, plz kthx - K'

well i don`t know if this wud be over doiinq it but if yu really love her yu cud do this..

give her 11 roses n one fake one with that yu can give her some chocolates n a card that says.. im giviinq yu 12 roses-->> 11 real and one fake when the last one dies thats when ill stop loviinq yu!
^^give this to her when yu go out to the restarant!

ii think that wud be really swe3t to get!!

n ii agree with notso when she said give her a card telliinq her about yur plans that nite! thats a gOod idea!

hOpe ii heLpEd! xO

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i'm a runner, but lately i have been lazey and i don't want to come home from school and run... but i love it and i am really good... now that my coach is hurt he won't be running for 3 weeks so i have to find a way to motivate myself since he is like my only running friend that calls practices and stuff. How can i motivate myself more? thanks

i think that yu shud find someone else to run with yu like someone who wont be like sure ill run with yu then the next day be like oh i dont feel like it find someone yu know that likes to run n is good at it like yu r! hOpe this helps! xO

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ok i weigh about 133 and im 5'1.5. i play soccer and lift weights everyday so i know alot of that is muscle. but i have unwanted fat on me and i really want to get rid of, i think im fat but people tell me im not it really bothers me because when i look in the mirror i want to break it. what can i do?

same thing with me! i weigh only 100 pounds n im 5'2 but i have some unwanted too! but the think is .. how old are yu because if yur like 14 n up its normal because thats kinda what yu shud be like.. i mean i dont know if yur friends cant tell that yu have the unwanted fat [[same with me]] then i dont think yu shud really worry about it but if yu want heres some tips! that myte work! try excersiciinq everyday.. like maybe runniing a lil bit or doiinq crunches! they really work!! hehe hOpe ii helped! xO

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YA i really stuck on wat i should get my girlfriend for valentines day i dont want it to be plain i want it to be special lol. Do u have any ideas???

aww.. well personally ii wud lOv3 to get like candy n a bear Or! FLOWERS..flowers are always good expecially red roses n maybe like a box of chocolate`sz!! hOpe this helped! xO

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Okay sorry in advance if this is long...
Alright, well I'm kinda stuck on what I should do about this boy Kyle. Me and Kyle dated like about a month ago, we wanted to get back with eachother but he still was hurt and was missing his ex gf Nichole. She doesn't like him anymore than a friend and I think that hurt him a lot too. Also there is another girl in the picture, Molly. Kyle went out with Molly before me and after Nichole. He kinda admitted he used Molly for sex and other stuff and now she is attached and he says he hates her! He keeps switching from liking me and Molly but we know he likes Nichole. Well the other day I was talking to him and he told me he realized I'm the one he loves, he hates Molly and he is just friends with Nichole and she isn't going to play with his emotions anymore. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid to go back out with him because he keeps changing his mind. Right now it seems his mind is set for a while, he told me he wanted to settle down. I don't think he would use me like he did with Molly because when we were going out he didn't force me to do ANYTHING at all and we went out for a month and I'm the one who made the first moves (We only made out lol which is kinda going slow) But when he went out with Molly, they had sex after 3 days. I don't know what to do...I really like Kyle and I don't know if I can believe him...anyone know what I can do?? And if you are just going to say, forget about him...please don't even reply...it's easier said then done!!

aww swe3tie! im sOwwie.. but i think yu shud have kyle make up his mind cause it seems like he is split between yu*mOlly*N*nicole! ii think yu all shud get together n make him make his mind up! because hes playiinq yu 3.. makiinq yu fall for him! hOpe it helps! xO

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ok i have a gf lets call her dani well i asked dani out like a week ago and me and her are ok been talking on the phone online but we haven't gone anywhere and all my friends are like take her to DQ and take her tqo the moviesso i said no. But now im thinking of it shold i take her out and where? and her parents donr know and she doesnt have an older sister or bother to take her anywhere.What should i do tell her to go with a friend and i pay for both or pay for dani and stuff? What should i do!!!???{were both 13 and we love each other}

uMm well maybe yu shud meet her up there with some of yur frii3nds n she can be with her frii3nds n if yu want to be really swe3t yu shud pay.. n if yur parents dont know but yu really like her dont tell them ii dont tell mine a lot of stuff because they automatically think liek creppy things its soo uh annyoiing but yu ii think yu shud ask her to the movies movies r great for cOuples!! hOpe it helps xO

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