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My name is Melissa :]. I live in California.I seriously do. Fresno,CA. Look it up. I didn`t know what or where Fresno was until my dad came home & told us we were moving there.. I live in like the friggen richiest part of Fresno called Clovis[it`s another city that`s in Fresno.]Nothing ever happens in Clovis.No robberies,killings,etc. Things always happen in Fresno. This city is so effing small that you find out about everyone`s problems. It`s like Gossipville. My highschool is even worse. People talk smack like it`s their hobbie, so i`ve had my share of gossip about me. Doesn`t really bug me, unless you continue to do it. Then I get pissed. Who wouldn`t?! Fresno is okkaayyy, if you meet the right people. But Clovis will always be the most boringest place ever.



I've been through alot. Anything really. I don`t really trust people that easily, but if I do, then congrats, you`re awesome. Don`t straight up ask me what i`ve been through. If I really really really really really really really really know you, then I might tell you. But you know, it`s hard telling people what you`ve been through because it brings back so much horrible memories. I got over some shit, but it still leaves marks..Welcome to a world where being yourself isn`t good enough..



My closet is full of clothes from Hollister,Abercrombie,Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, and all those preppie stores that you hate. I can`t live without my cell phone or a purse. Don`t judge me. If you do, I friggen hate you with a passion.I have alot of confidence, and you might think that i`m cocky, but i`m not. I actually think low about myself, but what girl doesn`t? I sometimes think that i`m better than a few people, but i only compare to those who are pretty shallow & fucking dumb. Like gossip starters, stalkers,backstabbers, & anything like that.I'm probably the coolest 15 year old that you`ll ever meet :]. I love going to the beach, even though i HARDLEY ever get to go. I was born in San Francisco. I move alot. I stayed in new york for 4 years because of my daddy's job. But now i'm back here in california.I love my friends. I'm a really nice girl. I`m full of sarcastic remarks.Anything acustic(sp) realllyy turns me on. I love it when a guy can sing & play something hot, aww so adorable, don`tcha think?! ;]



I have a boyfriend & his name is Junior. He's gorgeous.HE PLAYS THE ACUSTIC GUITAR & SINGS FOR MEEE!! Oh man, I just feel like grabbing him. He makes me really happy && he surprises me alot. He makes me feel all like..warm and soft inside.Shut up. Your jealous. I know. Our love is anything but average. We have the weirdest relationship, but I wouldn`t trade it for the world..I love it when we watch re-runs of the O.C. I love how he can watch romantic movies with me. I love it when he lets me win in video games.I love when he kisses my nose or forhead. I love it when he trips me lol. I love it when he gives me piggy back rides & won`t let me fall when i`m standing on fire hydrants.I love it when we eat chicken nuggets together & share only one drink. I love it when he squeezes my face cheeks together & kisses me. I love the way he runs up to me at school & jumps on me. I love the way we skip together holding hands. I love it when I take out the crust of my bread && he eats it. I love it when I turn out to be hecka sick & he comes to my door with soup & his blanket. I love it when he sends me like .. friggen 2 page love letters & he sends them through the mail & i get them. I love it how he believes in me & teaches me to make better choices and incourages me. I love the way he can easily cheer me up with the simpliest things like smiling. I love it when i start crying and he cheers me up by doing the "balony dance". Lol. I love the way he pokes my cheeks with his finger. That`s love, baby.

I say tre-cool & dunzo alot.



advice

My boyfriend and I have been together for 9 months. We're really close and I trust him with my life. I think we're ready to take our relationship farther, on a physical scale. But whenever we talk about sex we're just kidding I guess. And he seems really timid to talk to me about it. He's not a virgin, so he's been in the "wanting to have sex" position before. But I'm wondering, am I doing the right thing by talking to him about it, or should I just leave it up to him or go for it in the heat of the moment?

Hell yea you`re doing the right thing. Talking about it makes everything way better. It`ll get to know a chance what he thinks about it & what you think about it. Don`t just let it happen when your guys are all heated up. It just won`t feel right. Just talk to him about it. And say that your not kidding. He might get the hint that your being "serious" about this topic. ♥

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alrite i have an aim sn and when i signed on it said your buddy list and icon have been lost. is thier anyway i can get them back? im pretty pissed.

I don`t think so. Do you have your buddy list saved?? I`m sorry, but there isn`t a way. I hate when that happens.. ♥

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okay so i have a paper i need to write about first times..
i need to know basically what happened and the "effects of your actions"

does it hurt your first time?
how old were you?
were you in love?
did you enjoy it?
do you regret it?
how did it start out?
thx

6 questions right?

1)Yes
2)---
3)I thought I was.. but the guy turned out to be a complete asshole..
4)I guess
5)Kinda
6)Lonnnngg story..trust me..

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Is it normal to start your period in gr.6? another question. If your start having periods in gr.6 and don't have one till gr.8 is the normal?

Yes it`s normal to start your period in 6th grade. There are some girls who start their periods in Kindergarten, but that`s VERRYYYYY RARE! [That`s what my teacher said..]

Anyways, periods can sometimes be irregular. I know mine were, but they never skipped for 2 years. I don`t know if that is quite normal. But just as long as you got your period, then it`s okay.. I guess. ♥

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how does someone get raped/kidnapped over myspacve? i dont reallt get it? is it even true?

Yes it`s true. Some kids actually believe that the person they are/were talking to is actually a good person. They trust them so they decide to meet & then it turns out that the person they trusted is some friggen physco. ♥

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where can you get those cute sweatpants that say "pink" on the butt? like i heard you can get them at victorias secret but idk. thanks and i rate!

Everyone else said Victoria`s Secret.

And that is correct. :] ♥

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this one is for guys. ok, i used to go out with this guy and then i broke up with him, for no apparent reason. well, he still liked me ALOT and now i like him again. i asked him back out and he said that he'd say yes, but he made this bet to his friend that he wouldnt go out with anyone for sixth months. he claims that he REALLY likes me, so is there any way that i can convince him to break the bet? because now the friend that he made the bet to, wants us to go out. im sorry if this is confusing, but if you can please help me
THANX!

Just ask the friend that he betted with to call the bet off. Just tell the friend that you really like this boy & you wanna go out with him.

C'mon. This question was easy...

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OH NO!! i got a hickey last night from a really hot guy. At first i thought it was funny, then i just was like "oh no, not again" lol--His MOM saw it..She was OK with it but she was still upset with him. Now I'm afraid what MY mom will say. THe 4 hickey's i had before this i made up excuses for ..i got hit with a baseball, it was my necklass rubbing me, etc.. what do i do to make it go away? I'm trying the "frozen spoon" and "toothpaste" i've also tried ice. ANY MORE ADVICE. PLZ HELP = URGENT!! -hickkey girll =O

Sometimes grabbing like a cap of something & twisting it on your skin works.

You can also use make-up to cover it up.

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Hey guys. I'm 15 years old (female) and I'm going to my first party where there's alcohol tonight. I've never done it before, but I've made sure I know exactly how to get home, every other drink is gonna be a glass of water and so on, I've tried to make sure I'm as safe as possible tonight. My question is, what do you wear? From your experiences, what should I NOT wear, and why? Any good tips or advice?
Thank you if you answer this with honest advice and try not to preach.

Don't go to the party looking all skanky.
If it's not too cold, you can wear a skirt with a very cute top. I highly doubt you will get drunk.
If it is cold, wear some nice jeans with a cute top. Just go casual but not too casual. Make it look nice. Add some earrings to your outfit to make finish it off. :]

Whatever you do, don`t wear like a barly-covering-your-butt-cheeks skirt & some top that shows your stomach & ONLY covering your boobs. That`s just going to attract UNWANTED ATTENTION. Duhhhh. lol.

PS- Take small sips of the alcohol. Since you never had it, you can probably handle alcohol badly. Just be safe. :]

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What are some things girls like guys to do at scary movies? Like hold their hands or what? We are going ot see the hills have eyes and i don't know if she would like it if i put my arm around her or anything... 13/m

I like it when i'm watching scary movies & my boyfriend just grabs my hand. And sometimes if I'm really scared, he`ll give me a kiss on the cheek & give me this really cute smile. Lol. It sounds cheesy but the little things like this that he does just makes me all like..warm inside. It just makes me feel special knowing that he cares even though the movie isn`t real. ♥

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my hair is naturally wavy, a little curly. its about shoulder length and brown. but, i straighten it like every other day
it just looks really bad when i dont straighten it. ok like some parts of it look so pretty, but especially like the back, get all frizzy and the curls look bad. my question is what are like some good curl enhancers or whatever they're called and like frizz reducers and stufff. cause it's soo annoying straightening my hair sometimes and i really would want a change once in a while. i've tried so many products but none of them make my hair look GOOD curly
thanks in advance

Mousse adds volume to your curly hair. My friend has a head full of curls & she puts mousse in it after she takes a shower & it turns out to be really cute ringlets[sp]. You can also buy some hair cream that says "frizz control" or something along those lines.

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i have bad acne it seems like as soon as it starts to clear up, more comes in. what are the best creams and stuff to use to help my acne go away and STAY AWAY.
thanksss

Proactiv. Simple.

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Am I justified in being angry when my mom calls me an ignorant slut because she wasn't understanding something I was trying to explain to her? I don't mean to sound whiney, but I'm really sick of these degrading comments she directs at me when she messes something up, makes a mistake, or doesn't understand something. I don't know what to do about this. Any advice?
Thanks

I would be angry if my mom called me an "ignorant slut". So you do have the right to be angry.

I would just simply confront her. Tell her that you don`t like the way she talks to you & if maybe she can stop. Tell her that it hurts you. Just tell her how you feel. But if she does call you names again, don`t yell back. Just look at her & walk away. That's what i do.

Pretty much what Razhie said was perfect. I would listen to that.

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what are some like really good hair straighteners? not too expensive but work really well and don't damage your hair as much.
also what are some good shampoos/conditioners that would help with people who straighten their hair like almost every day?
thanks♥♥

Well I'm not good at these types of questions. Sooo. Don`t get mad if I suck. :o]

Anyways, people said that the Chi's straightener is good, I'm guessing. Since half of the girls said it worked miracles. :] I don`t know exactly how much they cost.

For the shampoos. You can ask a salon near you. They might tell you to get something that says "for dry or damaged hair", since straightening your hair damages it. So go to a salon and ask.

Haha. Hope I helped. :]

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is kelly and her twin sister from "8th & Ocean" the girls from that contact commercial a little while ago? they both are like, "we're twins. which one has the contacts in?" or something like that.

Lol. I was just thinking that too!!

But I don`t think so. It might be. It might not. I just haven`t seen the commercial in a long time, so I can`t really remember.

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okay... I have this friend (lets say her name is Kelley) and shes really cool and stuff. I have another friend, (lets say her name is Jen) who I used to be really good friends with. Now Jen is a lot more "popular" than me and kelley, but she was pretty nice to us up until a few months ago. First, we had always sat at the same table together, and now she is sitting with the kids who are really mean. She didnt say anything to us or anything, and she just sort of ditched us. I was okay with that, maybe she just wanted to meet new people or something. So anyways, Now we have to do a community project for school. Kelley and I are making blankets for children in a homeless shelter and jen wants to deliver bears to the hospital. Shes all mad cuz we wanna do something else so she just switches groups. Shes seemed really selfish to me because she was saying "what kids would want some stupid blankets" and was sayin that "oh this will take too long." She calls us her "little friends" all the time because she thinks her popular friends are more important or something.
So I really dont know what to do. She doesnt know that me and Kelley are mad at her, and I have just kind of avoided her. On the other hand, I dont want to be mean either.
Should I give Jen another chance? Or should I just stay away and be friends with Kelley?

Dude, c'mon. Would you really want to be friends with someone like Jen? Insulting your ideas & just ditched you? No. No way. Just be friends with Kelley. That girl needs to grow up. Seriously.

You practically posted everything negative about her in your question. And i can`t simply find something positive that you mentioned in there. I wouldn`t give her another chance if i were you. It would be a wrong decision to make. Just ignore Jen. Maybe she will get the hint.

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how do you take a tampon out?

You see the string at the end of the tampon?

PULL IT!!!

Simple.

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guys girls how can i tell when a girl is a virgin? its it true that when virgins have sex for the first time they bleed?

You won`t be able to tell if she`s a virgin or not only if she tells you. Or, if she bleeds or not.

Yes, it`s true that when you have sex for the first time you will bleed. Well, the girl will bleed.

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ok.. so my boyfriend looks at porn. ive never had a problem with porn with any other guy ive been with, but lately its been getting to me. I just cant bare the thought of my boyfriend fantasizing about other women. even worse; their bodies are perfect && mine are far from it and i just dont want him comparing me to them. So my question is:
-Is it ok for me to feel this way?
-Is looking at porn considered cheating to some people?
-Should i say something to my boyfriend
-If so what?
(hes very stubborn)

It is okay to feel like this. Porn is a very big huge deal in a man`s life. :o]

Porn isn`t considered cheating. Atleast not to me. You shouldn`t feel so insecure about this. He`ll probably never meet a porn star & go off and cheat on you with these girls. He won`t. He still loves you. And i highly doubt he`s comparing them to you. Just tell him that you don`t want him to watch so much porn. Tell him that you understand but you just hope that he can take it down a notch.

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My boyfriend said I was irresponsible and lazy just because I'm not going to school today. One. day. And he refuses to let me kiss him, when I next see him and now he's ignoring my calls&IMs. I don't know.

Yes. You do have the right to be angry. He`s really overreacting. But i just hope you don`t break up with him or do something stupid because most girls will break up. Just because they are dumb. Anyways, he`ll be okay with it. I missed school today because I was sick & my boyfriend got a little sad & mad, but he said it was alright. Lol. Don`t worry about it. Everything is going to be fine.

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