about

I'm Almedina. I'm foreign, and I'm pretty much ready to handle whatever life throws at me. Ha, pretty random that I go from being foreign to life,but anyways. I've had this column for about two yearsnow, and I don't update it as I should, or want to but with school and this crazy teenage life of mine, it gets pretty hard to do so. I've been giving advice to all my friends since I can remember and I love trying to help them. I'm out going and extrememly loud once you get to know me. I'm usually shy at first unless I've gotten to know you. I don't understand life sometimes. But I've got my whole life to figure out the meaning of it. I'm selfish at times, and stubborn. I care too much about things I shouldn't and not enough about the MOST important things in my life. I'm very annoyed with people at times, and tend to just block everyone out. I'm afraid to say I'm in love, but I'm not afraid of love itself. I'm myself and that's all I can be. I've gone through a lot, so I'm willing to help in whatever way I can (:

advice

would you ever take it in the ass?And have you?Becuse i want to try it with my g/f but she thinks it will hurt

W0ULD I UHM IDK DID I UHM N0 HAHA I GUESS JUST TRY IT AND IF IT HURTS YO0R GF WILL TELL YO0 T0 ST0P AND YO0 CAN.. S0RRY I C0ULDNT HELP MUCH ♥//ALMA

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hey do u kno any sites with cute journal icons and or cute graphics?
thanks

IF YO0 WANT J0URNAL IC0NS IM ME I HAVE A T0N I CAN GIVE YO0 AND CUTE GRAPHICS IM N0T S0 SURE AB0UT.. I KN0W WHERE YO0 CAN FIND CUTE QU0TES BUT UHM JUST IM AND ILL GIVE YO0 S0ME M0RE INF0! ♥ // ALMA

HERES A G00D SITE F0R CUTE GRAPHICS THEY HAVE A T0N :: http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_graphics_x3

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how many days til school starts?

YO0 C0ULD HAVE JUST C0UNTED L0L .. BUT THERES 27 DAYS LEFT! TO0 SO0N =[ HEHE ♥//ALMA

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how can u give advice on sex when you never had sex , i mean how would you know anything about it?

O0K WELL N0 WHERE 0N MY ADVICE C0LUMN D0ES IT SAY ANYTHING AB0UT ME HAVING SEX O0K S0 SHUT UP. AND AN0THER THING IS ITS N0T LIKE I ALWAYS GIVE YO0 100% MY ADVICE 0THER PE0PLE HELP TO0 S0 JUST BACK 0FF! && YEA 0K IM STILL A VIRGIN && YO0R P0INT W0ULD BE ?! W0W IM N0T SCARED T0 TELL PE0PLE THAT I AM. G0D ST0P BEING IMMATURE AND H0W B0UT IF YO0R S0 EFFIN SMART! YO0 GET A ADVICE C0LUMN && YO0 BE AN EXPERT AT SEX SINCE YO0 LIKE T0 CRITISIZE 0THER PE0PLE ! ♥ // ALMA

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yu see i have this passion for sex and i want to do it but yu see i dont know how to ask this girl to do it with me . i asked her online if she wuld do it she said uhm no haha but this is not funny! this is serious help ms alma

HAHAH LMAO! THATS FUNNY! UHM I GUESS YOU CAN JUST BE LIKE " I HAVE TO ASK YOU A SERIOUS QUESTION " AND JUST ASK HER IM S0RRY T0 LAUGH BUT THATS JUST FUNNY H0W YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR SEX HAHA! I BET YOUR LIKE WHAT 13 HAHA WELL YEA JUST ASK HER AND BE SERIOUS DONT BE ALL JOKY ♥//ALMA

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This years camp play was supposed to be Annie. I wanted to be annie so bad! But the counciler said I was really good. So I got the part. The next day on stage I was getting my costume on. The tiny red dress, just didnt fit. It ripped in half! I mean I know im overweight but I have never ripped clothes before! What do I do to get a new dress? I cant buy one! The play is 3 nights! HELP!

THE 0NLY THING YO0 CAN D0 IS MAKE A NEW DRESS O0R YO0 C0ULD FIND AN0THER RED DRESS THAT D0ES FIT YO0 =] * WHY CANT YO0 BUY O0NE ? * O0TAY WELL G00D LUCK! =] ♥//ALMA

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Hey
does anyone have a portfolioe thingy for onemodelplace.com??? because i was about to get one but i was wondeirng if it costs anything or not
thanks!

YEA IT D0ES C0ST..iM N0T SURE H0W MUCH TH0 S0RRY =[ ♥ // ALMA

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I WANT TO TAKE UP A DOGWALKING JOB!
what prices should i do for
grooming
baths & shampooing & flea conditioner
bathroom breaks
walks and bathroom breaks
dogsitting
and let me know if you can think any other things to do for the animals!
ill rate HIGH^
thanks
))) me (((

UHM WELL IT ALL DEPENDS.. YO0 WANT A G00D PRICE S0 PE0PLE WILL WANT T0 HIRE YO0 !
GR00MING = MAYBE LIKE $3
BATHS & SHAMP00ING & FLEA C0NDITI0NER = DEPENDS IF THE D0G IS SMALL-$4 MEDIUM-$5 LARGE-$6 AND SO0 0N
BATHR00M BREAKS = I W0ULD SAY THIS SH0ULD BE FREE =]
WALKS = $5
D0GSITTING = $8-10 AN H0UR
H0PE I HELPED ! ♥ // ALMA

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What are some GOOD foods that won't load you up with fat, cause I have alot of muscle you just can't see it because i have "fat deposits" there. Thank you.

UHM IT DEPENDS 0N WHAT KIND 0F F00DS YO0 LIKE! JUST L00K AT THE LABEL UNDER FATS CAL0RIES AND CARBS! AND D0NT EAT A L0T 0F IT ..
F00DS = SEA F00D IS G00D [ SALAD [ FAT FREE Y0GURT [ AND T0NS 0F 0THER F00DS IT JUST DEPENDS 0N WHAT YO0 LIKE ♥

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having sex has always been a dream of mine!lol. i just want to know that when the skin breaks does it hurt? or does it sting and please give me advice on how to have oral sex please.
ill rate high and complemint if you dont make fun of me!

HAVING SEX.. UHM LETS SEE USUALLY IT D0ESNT HURT UNLESS THE GUY D0ES IT REALLY HARD L0L BUT YEA JUST TRY IT AND FIND 0UT F0R YO0RSELF ..
0RAL SEX.. UHM IS GIVING A GUY HEAD [SUCKING 0N HIS DICK&&BALLS] O0R GIVING HIM A BJ [SUCKING 0N HIS DICK] HAVE FUN! ♥

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okay well me and my friend *alexandra have been getting close lately because ive like been giving her massages and shes been like tickling my arm and all of the sudden the other day we were sitting there and we just kissed, and now everytime i seee her we go up in my room and like make out.. the only thing is IM a girl, and im scared.. but i reallly like her and i was wondering if any of you guys know anything i could say like hey you want to play this game and have it be something that we can both enjoy some what sexually? sorry if your grossed out but im scared and i really want to satisfy her. thanks..

WELL IF YO0 LIKE HER! TELL HER SHE 0VIB0USLY LIKES YO0 BACK ! HEHE JUST ASK HER STRAIGTH UP 0R YO0 C0ULD PLAY TRUTH && DARE AND DARE T0 D0 S0METHING SEXUALLY AFTER THAT I BET IT WILL BE EASIER T0 ASK HER.. I MEAN I D0NT KN0W IM N0T LESBIAN 0R BI! BUT ITS T0TALIE FINE IF YO0 ARE THATS JUST H0W YO0 FEEL! I H0PE IT W0RKS 0UT F0R YO0 =] ♥

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can my girlfriend and I rent a hotel room overnight and we're only 16? like do they check your age and parent permission and stuff or can you just rent a room and they dont care? thanks

DEPENDS WHAT H0TEL.. THEY PR0BABLY WILL ♥

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Last year was a great year for me, But over the summer I didn't get invited to hang out as much as I usually do and I spent most of my time on the internet.
So I wanna come back as the "new" me. You know, just to impress people and make me more exciting and outgoing instead of the same me. Any tips on how to make the change before school starts in 3 weeks? *nothing dramatic like dying my hair*

DYING YO0R HAIR W0ULD BE T0TALIE KO0L L0L !
UHM JUST WELL GETTING A NEW STYLE W0ULD T0TALIE IMPRESS PE0PLE.. UHM.. THATS ALL REALLY! BUT I D0NT THINK YO0 SH0ULD CHNAGE YO0R SELF F0R 0THER PE0PLE =[ .. JUST BE YO0! THEY WILL ACCEPT YO0 AS YO0 BETTER ♥

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whats the dif. between givin head and a bj??!



thx for any answeres! i rate high =)

GIVING HEAD IS SUCKING 0N THE GUYS BALLS && DICK AND GIVING A BJ IS JUST SUCKING 0N THE GUYS DICK HAHA FUNNY.. HAHA ! ♥

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hey everyone, cheerleading just started for me,becuase we start in the summer, well were trying to find 3 songs to use for our competition dances. they can be ANY kind of music, well that is possible to do a dance that would be cute too and the song should be one to get us in a winning mood. well if anyone can give me ANY song suggestions it would ABSOLUTELY GREAT && APPRETIATED. thankss sooo much!!!

AWW WELL G00D LUCK ! HERES S0ME REALLY G00D S0NGS THAT I THINK ARE G00D L0L

L0SE C0NTR0L * MISSY ELLI0T
R0CK YO0R B0DY * JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
T0XIC * BRITTNEY SPEARS
0UTRAGEOUS * BRITTNEY SPEARS
H0LLABACK GIRL * GWEN STEFFANI
CRASH * GWEN STEFFANI
SHAKE IT 0FF * MARIAH CAREY

G00D LUCK ♥


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How do you know if you have a cavity? I've never had cavaties before, so I'm not sure right now. I have this black spot on my back molar (Yes, I brush my teeth lol). It doesn't hurt or ache or anything, but I'm thinking it might be a cavity?

W0W .. THATS FUNNY BUT 0K.. UHM YEA YO0 PR0BABLY HAVE A CAVITY! JUST G0 T0 THE DENTIST AND THEY CAN JUST CLEAN IT AND GET IT G0 AWAY.. BUT THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT BE S0METHING ELSE! GET IT CHECKED 0UT A G00D T00THPASTE W0ULD BE CREST CAVITY PR0TECTI0N! ♥

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how do peopel make those really cute hearts that you have onyour advice column

ITS EASY JUST TYPE - & hearts ; - BUT D0NT HAVE THE SPACES THERE! ♥ < LIKE THAT HEHE H0PE I HELPED ♥

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Hey.. WELL I WEIGHT LIKE 165 AND I'M ABOUT TO BE 16 AND AM LIKE 5'4 OR 5'5 AM I FAT??
THANKS A BUNCHES.

HM.. IM JUST G0iNG T0 GIVE MY H0NEST ADVICE = YO0R N0T FAT! BUT YO0R A LIL 0VER WEIGHT! IF YO0 TRY T0 L0SE MAYBE AR0UND 5 - 10 P0UNDS IT WILL BE A L0T HEALTHIER F0R YO0 .. AND SINCE YO0R AB0UT T0 BE 16 D0NT YO0 WANT T0 L00K REALLY CUTE F0R LIKE YO0R SWEET 16 PARTY ! HEHE HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY L0L ! BUT N0 I D0NT THINK YO0R FAT I JUST THINK THAT YO0 W0ULD WANT T0 SHED A FEW P0UNDS F0R YO0R 0WN SAKE! IT WILL LEAD A BETTER LIFE F0R THE FUTURE! I H0PE I HELPED! ♥

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hey, I really wanna kiss this boy but I dont know what would be a good time to do it.. We're usually not alone alot but sometimes we are, and he likes me. When would be the right time to do it?

aww! USUALLY PE0PLE//C0UPLES LIKE T0 KISS PRIAVETLY S0 G0 S0MEWHERE WHERE YO0 CAN BE AL0NE AND JUST KISS HIM ! 0NCE YO0 GUYS START KISSING IT WILL BE S0 MUCH EASIER! =] ♥

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okay,me and my boyfriend loves each other but in a relationship there is always problems.when we talk on thephone he always talks to me like im his daughter or somethin,like he would tell me to shut up ,or say i always be lyin ,then he we would say he love me wat do i do??

WELL YO0 NEED T0 SIT HIM D0WN AND TALK T0 HIM FACE T0 FACE! TELL HIM H0W YO0 FEEL AND IF HE CANT REALIZE WHAT HE IS D0ING THEN MAYBE HES N0T THE RIGHT 0NE F0R YO0 =[ I KN0W THAT WILL BE VERY HARD F0R YO0 T0 D0 BUT I MEAN W0ULDNT YO0 WANT A BF WH0 TREATS YO0 G00D INSTEAD 0F BAD?? I MEAN IF YO0 ARE PLANNING A FUTURE WITH HIM YO0 D0NT WANT HIM T0 BEC0ME ABUSIVE CAUSE I KN0W 0F GIRLS WH0 G0T ABUSED BY THEIR BFS BECAUSE 0F H0W THEY ACTED [KINDA H0W YO0R BF IS - HE TAKES C0NTR0L 0F YO0 AND PRETTY S00N ITS LIKE YO0R HIS LIL SERVENT!] JUST THINK AB0UT IT SEE WHAT YO0 WANT T0 D0! BUT JUST MAKE SURE YO0 TALK T0 HIM AB0UT !! H0PE I HELPED ♥

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