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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Okay, there is this guy (his name is Gage Tyler) that I am like crazy for. He always tells his friends that he doesn't like me, but yet when one of my friends asks him if he does like me he doesn't answer them. Or like if I come around him, he always leaves, but sometimes comes back around me. It's really weird and all of my friends say that I am too good for him, or he isn't good enough for me. And one of my friend's thinks that he is mentally abusing me?!?!?! Well, please help!! lol.
Haha.. foRm what I know of the situation.. I don't see how his behavioR is "mental abuse". :) Also, THIS ISN'T YOUR FRIEND'S DECISION TO MAKE!! THEY'RE not the ones that would be intimately involved with him.. YOU ARE!!! If *YOU* like this guy, then stRaight up tell him!!! I know it's easieR said than done, but you just have to be bold and give it all ya got!! PeRhaps once you've bRoken the ice, he may come clean to you and dish out the REAL scoop. Only HE knows EXACTLY what he's feeling.. no one else, and NO ONE ELSE CAN OR SHOULD EVEN TRY TO DECIDE FOR YOU!! I wish you the best of luck!! Hopefully eveRything woRks out!! :D

♥[?]♥ I was wondering which whitening system would be best, Crest or Rembrant? Thanks!
CRest, CRest, CRest!! I use it; and I could blind the young with my smile!!! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey, it's Mandee. I was looking through my column and I typed a pretty long answer to one of my questions. But when I looked at it there was nothing but the first sentence. So I went to edit answers and everything I typed to her question was on there correctly. To get to the point, I wanted to know why on my column does it only have the first sentence, and how do I fix this? Thank you so much!

Column name is just Mandee if you want to take a look.
I dunno why it happens. I type long answeRs too, and it happens to me also. You can see all of it if you get to the MAIN page of the question... like.. viewing the question completely off youR column, you see?



*******EDIT*******
Yes, Mandee. And this is because they weRe the ones who ASKED the question, so foR them it can be found in theiR "Your Questions", so they see the entiRe answeR. But foR YOU it shows on youR column, and if YOU wanted to see the entiRe answeR.. find the question on youR col;umn and click the "VIEW" link TWICE! :)

♥[?]♥ Im just curious. Whats the biggest size of a condom sold in stores? I dont mean like the world record I mean how big do they go.
I seRiously say go with the 'TRojan Magnum'. :D

♥[?]♥ I'm moving schools this summer. I went to visit my new school, and very few ppl were nice to me. Everyone else knows that i just came from a privite school, so they hate me and treat me like garbage. I no that all privite school students are different, and i know that i am! I really don't care what other ppl think, but i really want to make friends at my new school. How can i show them that i'm a normal person and not a snobby rich student they think i am? I really want to make friends their, but it's so hard when they don't know the real me. How can i show them?
I know this seems typical, but just be fRiendly. Speak out in class - this is a GREAT way to get noticed. Say hello to fellow classmates if you see them in the hallway. Join some clubs also.. that's a good way to meet people; then Right off the bat you know you have something in common with them. And always smile.. smiles definitely get noticed! And wheneveR you see someone sitting alone at lunch oR in the moRning befoRe school, just walk Right up to them and be like, "Hey! How's it goin'?", oR if you have them in a class just say.. "Hey! ARen't you in my [whateveR class]" I know it seems difficult and easieR said than done, but if you'Re bold and talkative I'm shoRe you'll do just fine!! :)

♥[?]♥ ok, so i went to my friends pool party, and it was 4 hours long, so i got soooo sunburnt that i look like a giant tomato!! and it really hurts!!! but that's not what i'm concerned about. i got like sooooo tan!!!! is their anything that'll make me get whiter again? WITHOUT surgery?!! i rate high!!!
You could tRy using a moRe pRotective sunblock, and spending less time in the sun. OtheR than that.. theRe's not much that can contRibute to getting you a white tan. ;D But to help with youR burns... [if you live in the southwest] bReak off a piece of Aloe VeRa cactus and skin it some. Then CAREFULLY rub the nasty gooiness on youR buRns.. you will be good as new in NOOOOOO time!!! :D :D hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ Sorry its a little standard but i will try to make it quick, My mate likes a guy, who only likes her as a friend. She acted like she didnt mind but i think it hurt a bit. Anyway, today i found out he likes me, but i only like him as a friend, plus he is a year younger than me. so 3 questions, do i tell her? If so how do i tell her? and how do i let him down gently?
I say you shouldn't botheR telling heR he likes you. If you ask me, that's simply unecessaRy huRt. And just put it shoRt and sweet to him. Tell him.. "I'm flatteRed, but I just don't feel the same way." And if THAT doesn't woRk.. say "Besides not shaRing the mutual feeling YOU DO... my fRiend thinks the woRld of you, and I'll neveR betRay heR in such a way". I'm shoRe he'll undeRstand. WhetheR he "undeRstands" oR not.. he's just going to have to accept it. Goodluck to you; hope I hleped!! :D

♥[?]♥ What is a sex drive
A "sex dRive" [pRopeRly known as a 'Libido'] is the uRge foR sexual activities and poweR. :)

♥[?]♥ I will attempt to void being cliche' in this question. More often then not I know most of you are tired ( I know I am) of people asking "ok so theirs this boy, and im this gurl, ummmm ok soo ". Most of the time the question asker cant even spell the most simple of words as in the example above. However this is certinly not meant to be an attack on the question askers, more to just make you aware I am not the typical demographic. All said here is the question that seems so trivial.- I ask, What is the legall age of consent in most states. I grew concerned about this recently due to the fact that a considerably younger female approached myself Via internet, and lied about her age.(stated she was 17, later I found out she was 15). Also it might prove helpfull to know that I am a 19 yr old male, about to turn 20. Im a model so this kind of thing has happened before however for some reason it hasnt bothered me until now. So in recap, if anyone knows the legall age of consent, or the law stating adults and minors please add your advice. Gratfully yours.
As soon as I moved to my new state... I checked this shit out. ;D
HeRe's the site *I* used:
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

♥[?]♥ my mum had this friend and she was my mums friend for ages.She used to act really nice around me and never show me that she did not like me!The other day my mum told me that her friend used to call me and my brothers retards this has made me so angry and it keeps playing on my mind.She has also been very bad to my mother!I think she might be jealous of my brothers and me because we are all successful.I beat her son in our gcses and i think this made her hate me!What i am asking is why does she call me and my brothers retards when we are not it makes me so angry.My mums other friend said its because she thinks i am pretty i don't know please advice me.
I suppose it could be a numbeR of things. It COULD be, because she feels you aRe a pRettie giRl... and she's jealous in some foRm. OR it COULD be, because she's jealous of youR success, yep. If you ask me.. those two combined aRe a poweRful combination, so I wouldn't be outRageously suRpRised if that's why she says those things. OR possibly.. she could be doing it as a way to get at youR MotheR's thRoat, ya know??? Simply put.. BITH SLAP 'ER. OR, if that's not youR style... just have youR family completely ignoRe heR - she's obviously NOOO fRiend!!! Hope eveRything woRks out!! :D

♥[?]♥ hiya
how do you change the date on your pc? lol tis just mine sez its the 17th of june n its kinda buggin me.
also how do you get the date to print out with your document or pic or whatever?
Hiya!!!

To coRRect youR PC's time: Right click on the clock, and select "ADJUST DATE/TIME"

And to get the date on youR WoRdPad document oR something, go to "INSERT" and select "DATE AND TIME" Hope this solves youR pRoblems!!! :D

♥[?]♥ I am 13 and a girl who has never had a boyfriend and I think think this is my chance.There is this boy who has gone to mostly every school I have gone to(were in the same grade).But I think he likes me.Its like he has been drooping clues like he stares at me all the time with this serious look on his face,he saved me one time(if thats what you wanna call it)because I was walking and I wasn`t waching where I was going so I was about to bump into the wall then he said somthing to me then that made me look up,and his friend heeps on looking at me.So how do I figure out if he likes me without talking to him and can you give me information on how to tell if a boy likes you.
Oh My God!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! That is the CUTEST thing I have EVER heaRd!!!! "he saved me one time" Aww!!

Well, I only have a little bit of infoRmation, but if you ask me, it DEFINITELY sounds like he likes you!!! I mean, wouldn't otheR people who didn't caRe foR you AS MUCH just let you hit the wall foR a good laugh foR themselves?? Yeeeeeeeeeaaahhh, pRobably so... And I guess some signs of him liking you would be the fact that he actually SPOKE UP when you needed a waRning, fiRst of all... but also the staRing factoR, definitely... if he tRys to sit close to you, and also if you notice him nodding, smiling, oR vocally gReeting you in the hallways.

Honestly, I simply Recommend TALKING TO HIM. If you eveR see him sitting alone at lunch oR in the moRning befoRe school, just walk Right up to them and be like, "Hey! How's it goin'?", oR even a "Thanks foR saving me" would be soooooo DARLING [pRoviding this was a Recent occuRRance]. I know it seems difficult and pRobably easieR said than done, but you just have to be bold, talkative, and Really give it youR all!! And don't foRget to smile, smile, smile!! Smiles aRe DEFINITELY RemembeRed!! Goodluck to you!! I know you can do this NO pRoblem, so go get 'em, TigeR!!! :D

♥[?]♥ I have weight issues somedays i feel like a cow and can it a whole buffet and i gain about 5 10 lbs. and other days i can barely eat anything i get sickto my stomach and lose bout 5 ilbs. how can i control this.
This question Really hit close to home. I know EXACTLY how you feel, as I am going thRough the same exact thing. The only thing I can Really suggest would be asking youR DoctoR to Recommend a dietician. I'm soRRie I can't be of moRe help to you, but just know that someone out theRe is thinking of you and wishing you all the best. :)

♥[?]♥ ok my prob is that i act the right way around the wrong girl. in other words the ugly girls always likes me. and i act the wrong around the right. the hotties hate me wat do i do
There's more to a person than physical appearance. Grow up, and quit being such a whiney faggot. I hope someone can somehow drop a semi-truck on your hollow head.

♥[?]♥ would you date someone older than you?
Always & only. :D

♥[?]♥ I know all guys are different, but do you think it's a turn off if they meet a girl who is almost 18 and isnt experienced (like hasnt even had her first kiss)?
I'm female, but I have MANY wayyy oldeR male fRiends, and I know EXACTLY how they feel on this: BIG tuRn on. Guys dig innocence. And foR many of them.. it makes them feel all macho and studdly.. gives them a big head.. like.. "ooooh.. I'm this Bitches fiRst", you see? Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey! I like this guy but I don't know how to go up to him and start talking see the problm is he barly knows I exist plz help.
Well if you attend school with him and shaRe some of the same classes, tRy speaking out in class moRe often?? That's a GREAT way to get noticed. Also, smile, nod youR head, oR even voacally gReet him in the hallways. And if he's involved in some clubs you have an inteRest in, why don't you join to?? It gives you a Reason to be neaR him moRe often, AND it a good way to meet NEW people! Just always smile, smile, smile!!! Smiles definitely get noticed! And if you eveR see him sitting alone at lunch oR in the moRning befoRe school, just walk Right up to them and be like, "Hey! How's it goin'?". I know it seems difficult and pRobably easieR said than done, but you just have to be bold, talkative, and Really give it youR all!! Goodluck to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ Whats the difference between, Maxi's, Liners, and Pads? I want to know before I get my period. I'll rate high for all the nice answers! x3
LineRs aRe simply to absoRb wetness and dischaRge. Some women choose to weaR panty lineRs daily, even when they aRe NOT in theiR cycle.

Maxi's aRe heavy duty [thick, long, and with wings] foR youR Really heavy days. They'Re also 'OveRnight'.

And Pads aRe simply foR youR kind of 'medium' flow days, if that makes sense??? They'Re good foR those days that aRen't quite heavy enough foR Maxi's, you see?

Hope this clarifies!! :)

♥[?]♥ ok so ive had a crush on this guy since my freshmen year (Kyle). And then i find out from a friend (Jason) that Kyle's intrested in me too, and he thinks i am cute, has a good personality.. blah blah blah. But as i'm asking Jason about all this he says Kyle is confused and he doesn't know if he wants a relationship! what am i suppose to do? This guy doesn't really know how crazy i am about him. But i mean, how do i get him to think of me as more then a friend? PLEASE SEND WHATEVER ADVICE U GOT! haha thanks!
SoRRie to give such a typical answeR, but in *MY* opinion the best thing to do is just to come stRaight out, and tell him what you'Re feeling. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. Also, once you bReak the ice, he'll be a whole lot moRe opt to tell you how HE feels, ya know?? Telling him is tRuly the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE how he feels about you; you can *ASSUME* alllll you want... but you'll neveR know EXACTLY how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lovely face. Now go get 'em, TigeR; I KNOW you can do this!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok soo there is this guy i like ALOT...okay well he is more experienced n i really want to make out with him but im nervous when we get the chance to n i ive never mad out n i think i am ready i just dont know i really want to i mean i am goin on 14 n all my other friends have...n we had a chance at the talent show we were in the bak of the school ne he was about to kiss me but i turned my head n he freaked out n got all mad i mean i was crying n everything......is this a sign of sumthing am i lesbian...ahhhhhh PLZ HELP!!! email me if ya want tickl3_m3_pink1@yahoo.com
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Oh My God!!! FiRst of all.. if this Clown got ***MAD*** at you foR not wanting to kiss him.. you need to DROP THIS FUCKER LIKE A ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! That's a BIG sign that he's OBVIOUSLY WRONG foR you. Look at it like this: if he can't accept THAT.. something that means so much to you.. he can't Respect **YOU** as a whole, ya know??? And noooooo.. that absolutely does NOT make you a Lesbian!! So you haven't been kissed -- BIG DEAL!!! DEFINITELY NOT uncommon at youR age, Hun. I have many fRiends who aRe 16 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't kissed anyone!!! Honestly, theRe's NOOO Reason you should woRRie about this whatsoeveR. Just because SOMEONE else has done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You have PLENTY of time still. But be it 13, 17, oR 20... it's not as big of a deal as you might assume. I know *TONS* and *TONS* of people who aRe aRound 20-21, and have still neveR even HELD HANDS with someone; so yeah. A fiRst kiss is a beautiful thing, and all giRls pRay it will be one of the most Romantic moments they eveR encounteR. And since you will RemembeR it foR the Rest of youR life, this is only natuRal. Bottom line, you shouldn't eveR, eveR, eveR feel foRced to take paRts in acts which make you uncomfoRtable. Hopefully I've been at least SOME help heRe; I wish you the best!!! :)


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