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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



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♥[?]♥ hey what some good website for quotes??

P.S. i will rate high
****FoR *FRIENDSHIP* quotes.. check out:
-- http://www.expage.com/page/snowmonkey4/ .
and
-- http://www.theholidayspot.com/friendship/quotes.htm .
and
-- http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm .





****FoR *LOVE* quotes.. check out:
-- http://www.best-love-poems.com/love_quotes.htm .
and
-- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lovequotes.shtml .
and
-- http://www.links2love.com/quotes.htm .





****FoR *INSPIRATIONAL* quotes, check out:
-- http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/quotes.htm .
and
-- http://www.motivateus.com/ .
and
-- http://home.att.net/~quotations/inspirational.html .



****And foR some just *FUNNY* quotes, check out:
-- http://www.goodquotes.com/ .
and
-- http://www.amusingquotes.com/ .
and
-- http://www.funnydesigns.com/funnyquotes.htm .




Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ please can someone explain to me exactly the steps to a kiss. please dont just say like "go for it", cause im feeling kinda lost and i dont want to make a fool of myself! do you just like lean in slowly, open your mouth, and close, and open and close? and what does it mean like "wrestle with your tounges"? please i need some serious advice!
thanks in advance!
It's difficult to tell you HOW to kiss, but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that:

http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :P

♥[?]♥ dose any one know bands that are like the band "the killers"? i love there songs,and i would like to hear some similar music.
Also, does any one know the name and artist of the song that gose "let the base from the speakers run down to your sneakers" [[or something like that]]
Well, that's not my type of music, but I asked my fRiend and he said similiaR bands include "The BRaveRy" and "The CuRe".

And I'm not shoRe on the song. I tRied to seaRch foR it, and accoRding to those lyRics, the closet thing I could find was Run DMC's "Raising Hell", which I seveRely doubt is the song... soRRie I can't do much theRe, but hopefully this has been of some help to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ i have been trying find a webstie for the quick trip gas station and i cant seem to find one...i have googled it and cant find anything...can anyone find the website? Thanks
http://www.quiktrip.com/ That one?? :D

♥[?]♥ Ok, i am a 17/f, and VERY innocent, lol, i've never had sex, but i masturbate, and why is there white and clear discharge "inside" of us? Thanks, I rate Very High!
This "cleaR disschaRge" is known as 'female ejactulant' [moRe commonly RefeRRed to as 'cum']. Cum is Released at the peak of sexual pleasuRe, and it is PERFECTLY 'noRmal' -- no woRRies. :)

♥[?]♥ LIKe OHNOS I JUST MICROWAVED MY MUM N I DUN NO WUT 2 DO????
Don't waste food -- theRe aRe staRving childRen all oveR the woRld that would kill foR a bit of ANYTHING CONSUMABLE!!!!

♥[?]♥ I know this is grose but what does it mean when your poop is green. Please help lol.
I would say if you've been eating a lot of daRk gReen foods, such as peas and bRocoli, you'Re fine. HoweveR, if it begins to huRt, THEN would be the time foR a medical opinion. Hope.. this.. helps..?? :P

♥[?]♥ What exactly is a prude?
DistionaRy says: "One who is excessively concerned with being or appearing to be
proper, modest, or righteous."


Basically... it means one who is not willing be to affectionate oR sexually intimate. Hopefully this claRifies! :)

♥[?]♥ whats a blow job?
A "BLOW JOB" is slang teRm foR oRal sex that is peRfoRmed on a male. "ORal sex" is basically when an individual uses theiR mouth to stimulate anotheRs "pRivate paRts". TheRe isn't a chance of becoming pRegnant fRom giving ORal sex. HOWEVER, if you make the choice to engage in *unpRotected oRal sex [meaning he's not weaRing a condom at the time] it *DOES* put both paRtneRs at Risk of Sexually TRansmitted Diseases [STD's]. If you'd like moRe infoRmation.. you know I've got it. ;D

♥[?]♥ what does it mean to be high matenince?..people tell me i am but i dont know what they mean!...some one tell me what it is and how you know if you are??..thanks so muchh!!!
Meaning, you RequiRe a lot of mateRial things. Like you want a new puRse eveRy otheR day... you always have to have youR nails done.. you expect youR boyfRiend to always get you a new stuffed animal weekly. It's just placing moRe value of ITEMS than it's Really woRth, you see?? Hopefully that clarifies some! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey. I want to have sex with my boyfriend but I am afraid how much it will hurt. I can't wear a tampon, it hurts so much, does this mean that it will hurt when I first have sex? Should I wear a tampon to get used to this feeling?
If a tampon huRts you.. sex will huRt you.

And you can staRt weaRing tampons if it would help you feel betteR, but the tRuth is.. it won't do much in means of pRepaRing you...

♥[?]♥ I'm 15 and not allowed to wear thongs!
I HATE MY MOTHER, help!
Can't you puRchase youR own?? If it's THAT impoRtant to you, you would be willing to save lunch money [pRoviding you GET lunch money??] She wouldn't seaRch youR Room, would she?? So why not keep them in a tiny basket hidden somewheRe until you'Re Ready to wash them??

♥[?]♥ wut is a 3 sum?
When thRee people schedule an appointment to get it on.


Quite fun.

♥[?]♥ what if you are in the orchestra and can't get fake nails cuz it will mess up your playing..but i REALLY want some for school..so what should i do?!!?!
I was in oRchestRa foR yeaRs.. and NEVER saw a way aRound this. I don't think theRe's anything TO DO, ya know? It definitely does have an affect on youR playing, and I'm guessing youR teacheR won't even allow it. I guess you just have to ask youRself.. what's moRe impoRtant... fake nails.. oR oRchestRa...... Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ i just need help
Uhm, more detail is required here.



Until then, try excessive masturbating; like me.

♥[?]♥ okay so i really want paris hiltons long blonde hair should i think about getting extensions or should i just grow out my hair the problem with growing my hair out is i have blonde hair so my roots would constantly show. let me know and i will rate good thanks
Well it all depends on how long you'Re willing to wait. PeRsonally, if it weRe *ME*, I would RatheR wait foR my haiR to gRow out some - I just wouldn't feel Right with extentions, if that makes sense?? But if you feel you simply CAN NOT wait, then get the extentions; it's no big deal. I doubt anyone will be able to see the diffeRence anyhow. And wheneveR you'Re talking about dying youR haiR... you ALWAYS have to keep up with it, ya know? It's just the way it is... Hopefully.. this.. helps?? :)

♥[?]♥ hey sry i know this question must of have been aske dlike 1,000 + times but i never really pay attention to the anserws, how do u get music on your xanga site? i mean i know what site to get it from, but where to u paste the code to get it to work? thankss to anyone who helps!!!
You visit some music sites:
-- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
-- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
-- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl


Then you find the song you want, get the URL code and paste in on youR "LOOK & FEEL" page undeR "MUSIC".


Hope this helps ya!! :D

♥[?]♥ If you have more than one computer,what is the deal with the internet? can you use the same connection on both computeRs? does it double the pRice?

thanks!
Uhm??




And if you get a wireless router then you only have to pay the cost of ONE connection.

♥[?]♥ hey! i have dark dark brown hairs (it almost looks like black hair) but i want to go a lighter color what color should i dye my hair???
Dying youR entiRe head is a dRastic thing. Basically, in oRdeR to keep it fRom looking stupid fuRtheR down the Road you kind of have to keep up with it when it staRts to gRow in, ya know? I have daRk bRown haiR as well, and what I did a couple yeaRs back was get caRamel/oRangey coloRed highlights. I used the HeRbal Essences kit, which is easy and only about $7.95 at WalgReen's; it's GREAT STUFF!!! HoweveR, of couRse you **DO** get a betteR job at a salon, but foR about $70.00....


**If you'Re inteRested in doing it by the box; check out:
-- http://www.clairol.com/brand/herbalessences/about.jsp
And even if you AREN'T it's still a good idea to bRowse it foR tips and haiR shades, ya know??




Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ hey my mom wants to go to see moster in law but i have all ready seen it what should i do
Go see it again? If you'Re not paying, then what's the pRoblem???


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