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OMG WTF HELP ME


Question Posted Tuesday June 21 2005, 9:30 pm

LIKe OHNOS I JUST MICROWAVED MY MUM N I DUN NO WUT 2 DO????

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lovemenow_kissmelater answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 10:50 pm:
aww,, you poor, poor thing. actually, i feel very bad for your microwave. it probabaly exploded.=/.
LIKE OHNOS!!!!!!!!!!

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JLyNn answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 10:31 pm:
you did what now??..im not sure i get it

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Mackenzie answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 10:11 pm:
Don't waste food -- theRe aRe staRving childRen all oveR the woRld that would kill foR a bit of ANYTHING CONSUMABLE!!!!

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xForeverxForgottenx answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 9:53 pm:
...how did you get her in there? was she really small..or a really big microwave? wow, thats amazing, your the first one i've heard of putting someone in the microwave. not sure what you should do though...put her in the garbage and say something went bad if anyone asks?

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shake answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 9:48 pm:
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cokecap_x21 answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 9:46 pm:
WOW...sorry but HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MICROWAVE SOMEONE? WTF?! THERE TO BIG TO PUT IN THE FREAKIN MICROWAVE ANY HOW!?!!? WOW...just WOW...thats hard to believe... i guess you could call the hospital? i dont no... get a wet clod cloth?

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poa answered Tuesday June 21 2005, 9:41 pm:
The most important thing to do is to stay calm.

If any police come to investigate, serve her to them as "some food you were cooking right before they came - but you cooked way too much anyway - so you'd like to have their opinion on the taste"

Offer them as much as possible, that way they won't find a body.

Just tell them she took off.

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