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OMG WTF HELP ME LIKe OHNOS I JUST MICROWAVED MY MUM N I DUN NO WUT 2 DO????
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aww,, you poor, poor thing. actually, i feel very bad for your microwave. it probabaly exploded.=/.
LIKE OHNOS!!!!!!!!!! ]
you did what now??..im not sure i get it ]
Don't waste food -- theRe aRe staRving childRen all oveR the woRld that would kill foR a bit of ANYTHING CONSUMABLE!!!! ]
...how did you get her in there? was she really small..or a really big microwave? wow, thats amazing, your the first one i've heard of putting someone in the microwave. not sure what you should do though...put her in the garbage and say something went bad if anyone asks? ]
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WOW...sorry but HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MICROWAVE SOMEONE? WTF?! THERE TO BIG TO PUT IN THE FREAKIN MICROWAVE ANY HOW!?!!? WOW...just WOW...thats hard to believe... i guess you could call the hospital? i dont no... get a wet clod cloth? ]
The most important thing to do is to stay calm.
If any police come to investigate, serve her to them as "some food you were cooking right before they came - but you cooked way too much anyway - so you'd like to have their opinion on the taste"
Offer them as much as possible, that way they won't find a body.
Just tell them she took off. ]
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