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alright s0 here g0es! im jaCkie, im 15 and live in NY!. i l0ve t0 sh0p 'nd hang with my friends, they`re what keep me g0ing. i have and amazing b0yfriend, Danny!

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Does anyone know how to put icons into your xanga blogs like in each days entry?? Can you please tell me in details so I can do it on my xanga site? Thanks. I will rate. xoxo

if you have aim im me(xo jackie ox08) and i can help you!!

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who sings the song mrs. jones?? the rap one..thanks!!

MiKE J0NES D0ES!!

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what is 20%of 9.2 million also what is 1.5% of 9.2 millon

use a calculator.

20% of 9.2 mill is 1.84 mill

and 1.5% is 13,800,000,000

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Can any one tell me what this one song is called, and who it is by? it starts out like this....
Mom and dad they, quite don't understand it, all the kids they, laugh as if they planned it......

give me one good reason by blink-182

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hey I was ust wondering if any of you know how to put graphics and things like that on www.buddy4u.com

I've been trying to put some icons in but I have no clue how..

thanks. I`ll rate.

use http://www.imgsatellite.com/

-all you have to do is click 'browse' and find what you want to put on buddy4u, or w/e ur doing. then click 'host it'..use the 4th one down which is the URL. copy and paste it to where you want the graphic//icon and it will show up.

good luck, if you need more help leave it in my inbox

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i have a female problem my period is always unpredictable and i have been getting it more than once a month what should i do?

talk to your mom about it, and tell her that your periods are irregular, and have her get you a doctor's appt. the doctor may even send you to a gynacologist(sp?) ..and dont worry your not the only one, it happens to alot of people. good luck

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Why do people like giving head and puting guys dicks in there mouths? I think it's completely gross. Why would a girl like having semen in her mouth?

it's basically a girls preferance. some girls like to do it, and some dont. sometimes they do it cuz they think it'll make it to where the guy will stay with them. sometimes people who want to wait for sex till marriage, do oral cuz its the farthest they'll go without crossing their limits. but basically, yeah it all depends on what girls like.

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I heard something about enjaculation. What is it?

its ejaculation, and its when a guy cums, thats it.

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Okay..have any of you Advicenators actually bought anything from the "Advicenators line of Misc. Crap?" Juuuust wonderin!

Thanx

no,never even really thought about it, but if you do, let me know how it goes?

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can someone please give me some websites for some really cute quotes!

well, just go to www.xanga.com, and at the top click 'blogrings' and search 'quotes' you will come up with a lottt or sites, and they do have really good quotes.

Here's a few sites that i use, myself:

http://quotemania.2ya.com/

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_FaBuLoUs_QuOtEs_x

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=qu0te_a_lici0us&nextdate=6%2f14%2f2005+15%3a56%3a56.580&direction=n

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xPRETTYQUOTESx

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=StArDuSt_QuOtEsZ

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OK i really need help...I really want to have sex and I don't know how to tell my boyfriend, I've already had sex before so it's no big deal or anything but how should I tell him? We have been going out for 9 months and I just can't wait any longer

please tell me what to do

P.S. we are 13 and where should we have it without our parents noticeing


I WILL rate 5's for no one who bitches to me about how young we are im just sooooo god damn horny all the time

Everyone is ready at differant times, and only you know when you are so dont worry about when people on here say "oh your too young..". But anyways,Just talk to him about it, bring it up casually. You never know maybe he is in the same situation and doesnt know how to tell you. But, if he doesnt want to have sex yet, and wait longer, the only thing that you can do is respect his decision. And, if you truly are that horny, maybe do stuff with him but dont go as far as sex, if he doesnt want too. Whatever you do, Good luckk!

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What does it mean when someone says "Yeah, he popped her cherry"?

basically, they had sex, and he took her virginity. thats about it.

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this is hard to explain but..does anyone know a website with the code for a listbox? i want one for my Myspace page. you can put pictures or text into it and people can scroll through it.thanks soo much!

im pretty sure this site has what your looking for, if not let me know and ill get you more cuz i have tons for myspace (:

http://www.myspacehtml.net/

Edit: heres another good one.

http://www.myspacehelp.uni.cc

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well my page seems to get no one to ask me questions
i really want to give advise on my page.

just under view questions, answer as many questions as you can/want and if people read//like your advice they will ask you in you inbox. hope that helps (:

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you know that diet cherry vanilla dr. pepper commercial where the girl is at dinner with this wonderful guy and then she starts drinking her doctor pepper and everyone is like doo doo doo doo manamama do do do do doooo .. what is the name of that song?! and artist if you can.. :)

=) samantha

thats a cute commercial byt the way, but neways its called Mahna Mahna by The Muppets. (:

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does anyone know where i can get HTMl codes? i need some like makin the writing bold, italic, make the writing move up and down, stuff like that!!

http://www.myspacehtml.net/index2.htm

^*^they work for anything, not just myspace. hope it helps!! (:

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is it tru that if you never mmasturbate then u have a higher chance of your cherry getin popped when a guy fingers you

that could be true,but i havent ever heard it. but anyways, alot of things can "pop yur cherry" not just a guy, doing sports or using tampons can do it too.

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does anyone noe a song that "what do you like me on top u on the bottom..." it is an old song and i wanted to know what it is called. thanks!

the song is called:
Da Brat & Tyrese - What'chu like

..&nd' yur welcome (:


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i was walking down the street, and my glass eye fell out. im not sure what to think of this.

umm are you being serious? if so go to the doctor you got it from. idk what else to say. sorry.

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can someone get AIDS from mosquitos?

no, i think all you can get from mosquitos is the west nile virus. AIDS is from sexual intercourse. hope i helped! (:

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