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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Is it true that during basketball girls are supposed to run up stairs and walk down them?
ARe you talking about Running up the bleecheRs???? Uhm, nooo. :)

♥[?]♥ who sings the song "i like big butts"
It's actually called.. "BABY GOT BACK", but SIR MIX-A-LOT.

LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.lyrics007.com/Sir%20Mix-A-Lot%20Lyrics/I%20Like%20Big%20Butts%20Lyrics.html


I looked online foR the VIDEO, but it didn't woRk foR me. MAYBE it will foR YOU???:
http://www.mtv.com/search/searchvideoresults.jhtml?searchterm=baby+got+back&searchtype=video&searchsource=default#Scene_1


At the veRy least, you can LISTEN to the song:
http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/3/4458/5439_1_3_05.asf



♥ Mackenzie!!

♥[?]♥ ok my brother has been goin' around singing this one line of a song: "shes gotta cute face, little waist, and a big behind" and he said he needs to hear it to get it out of his head....does anyone know what it is?
It's called BADD by the YING-YANG TWINS.

LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.moron.nl/lyrics.php?id=59819&artist=Ying%20Yang%20Twins

VIDEO can be seen at:
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-297727-videos--Ying-Yang-Twins


♥ Mackenzie!!

♥[?]♥ I'm going to band camp this week so I havent been hanging out with my friends that much lately. On my screen name they are being rude to me not really but rude. Why are they doing this? How do I make them stop? How can I call them when they seem mad at me?
Just call and act like nothing even happened! I have a fRiend who flips at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.. but she gets oveR it in a flash. I just don't let it affect me, while at the same time.. I don't let it affect US, ya know???

Best of luck!!!! :D

♥[?]♥ what was your first "make out session" like? i think im going to be doing it for the first time tonight.. or soon. im nervous, and i want to know what to do and how to do it :-P thank you so much :-)
Wow. I'm not a peRson you should be asking kissing tips fRom.


If you REALLY wanna know.. my fiRst kiss was HORRIBLE!!!!! It was with my fiRst boyfRiend; I was 12 yeaRs old. He was 17 then. We met up at the paRk, wheRe he tRied to dump me by using a lame excuse that he had anotheR pRegnant giRlfRiend somewheRe.. so things staRted off baddly that night. He was a total peRv the entiRe time, and wouldn't stop gRabbing my chest. Then we kissed... I FUUUUUUUUUUCKED UP, Jack!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED UP!!!!!!! I was ALLLLLLLLLLLLL lickin' up on his NOSE and EYE SOCKET and shizz!!!!!! I'm a TOTAL Lame-BRain!!!!!!!! haha!!! Then he said it was bad, staRted to hit me, and tRied to Rape me. Not the MOST Romantic of scenes, eh??? Anyhow, I've NEVER been able to kiss since that day. I'm DEATHLY afRaid of it!! I simply WILL NOT do it!!!

Of couRse, this is NOT to say that YOUR fiRst kiss will be this way. It's difficult to tell you HOW to make out, but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that:
http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/


Hope this helps!! Go get 'em, TigeR!!! :P

♥[?]♥ hi my name is jess im 13 and there is this kid who stalks me. He callc be 10 times or even somtimes he wont give up until i pick up. Then when i go into the grove (which is a place everyone hangs out) he follows me around and it scares me. What can i do to get him away from me?
Plz Help Me!!!!!
Well, you can tRy hitting on him. And if this only intRiques him, kick him in the nads, and file foR a RestRaining ORdeR.

♥[?]♥ ok i am i guess still dating this guy named david that lives in the uk but i live in the states way way far away and i kinda cheated on him with this girl that lives here should i dump him or not and if i dump him he haz wasted alot of time and EFFORT on me he even told hiz friends there that he was gay just sooo he could be with me i would appreciate it if u give me good answers and i also rate high for them soooo thank you lots P.S. and if u couldent tell i am a bi guy that lives in okla that
Online dating is never a good idea... and you can see why.

♥[?]♥ okay here i'll start from the beginning..me and this one guy named austin went out at the beginning of the school year in like october and then i broke up with him but then i've liked him ever since i just can't get over him..and then i went out with this other guy travis to see if i could get over austin..but i liked travis a lot so i tried to get over austin but i can't..so then i broke up with travis and i STILL really really like austin and austin likes me to and so does travis and i told travis that i only wanted a break and MAYBE we could get back together later..but austin is gonna ask me out and i mean i want to go out with him but i'm not 100% sure because every time i go out with him i feel like we seem like we're going out when we're just friends but he's moving to a different school district but i'd still get to see him cause of gymnastics..but travis i think would get mad to..but here i want to go out with him..but i'm not 100% sure on it..what should i do?? help me please!! i'll rate high i promise!
Uhm? Don't woRRie about huRting Travis, Austin, Jimmy, Billy, oR anyone else! ARe you ALWAYS gonna live youR life foR SOMEONE ELSE????? It's not YOUR pRoblem if you huRt some little boy. You should DEFINITELY be CONSIDERATE and FAIR to them, but if they'Re RetaRded and play into it.. oh well.. theiR pRoblem. EXACTLY THAT.. THEIR PROBLEM.. NOT youRs!!! You need to do what makes YOU happie.. do what YOU'RE comfoRtable with! If you want my PERSONAL opinion.. walk the FUCK away fRom both guys.. what a mess. MoRe stRess than you need. And I ceRtainly don't know what you'Re feeling, since I'm not you, and it's tRue that I have noooooooo clue what's up in youR dizzy head, but I doubt you like eitheR of these guys. At least, not enough...............
Think about it.

♥[?]♥ ok my teeth arnt white.. ive used crest whitening strips before, but my teeth are very sensitive and it hurts them. what else helps get your teeth white besides buying stuff in the store or going to the dentsist?? thanksss!!!!
Well staying away fRom cigaRettes and dRinking soda/kool aid fRom a stRaw will be helpful with pReventing stains. And I know you've said you've used CRest White STRIPS, but have you tRied the CRest White gel stuff?? Like, the gel substance that comes with a tiny little comb, and you just paint it on youR teeth as if you weRe painting youR fingeR nails??? That stuff woRks INCREDIBLY!! And I don't think it would huRt youR teeth??? But one way to find out!! Hope.. this.. helps?? :D

♥[?]♥ is it such a turn off when girls are sorta shy but really pretty...or do guys like confidence and don't care about looks....or do u have to be confidente and pretty....I think i am pretty but the confidence idk....i am courious...what do guys like?
Well, confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. HoweveR, they'Re not TOO oveRly thRilled with the conceited snobby bitches. But having a ceRtain amount of shyness is a veRy intRiquing thing, definitely good!!!! And of couRse they peRfeR 'pRetty' giRls... but some aRe decent people and take what they can get and see the peRson foR who they aRe INSIDE.. and not just what designeR they happen to be weaRing, ya know???? Hopefully this offeRs some help to you. :)

♥[?]♥ I'm really confused because it says I have 1 new feedback and everytime I click on it, no new rating shows up. I'm really confused about this...help anyone?
ARe you 100% absolutely positively shoRe on that one?? If you notice, the Feedback shows up in oRdeR of date ANSWERED. So if you answeRed a question on the 14th of this month, they may have just Rated it yesteRday, but it will still be bunched with the questions asked on the 14th.. but it will SAY the Feedback was given today, ya know?? SoRRie if that's confusing, but think about it.. and I'm shoRe you can figuRe it out! :)

♥[?]♥ Ive heard you can dye your hair with lemon juice..is this true? does it work? does it look good? how do you do it? i mean do you just squeeze a lemon over your head? Does it work if you have dark hair?? like really dark..
and can you get it out??
Yes, you CAN dye youR haiR with lemon juice. The woRd on the stReet is that it's best to mix it with PeRoxide oR VinegaR. I've neveR done it, so I couldn't PERSONALLY Recommend this method, but I've heaRd fRom souRces that it looks fantastic, and I've heaRd fRom otheR souRces who feel like it was a complete TRICK! But the best way to do it would be squeezing the lemon juice on a COMB, and Running it thRough youR haiR, that way it's nice and even. You WILL see a diffeRence with dark haiR, yes. And can you get it out???? Not Really, because you aRe taking away youR haiR's natuRally coloR and oils.. peRmantently. FiguRe it to be two shades lighteR. AfteR you comb the lemon in, you have to sit in the sun foR an houR oR two. Repeat this daily foR two weeks, and you should see a diffeRence.

Hope this helps!!! Goodluck out theRe, TigeR!! :D

♥[?]♥ Hey does anyone know what to do to look taller? what do i wear? should i do my hair in any speacial way e.t.c? Its sort of weird but im ALOOT taller than one of my friends, but still it looks like she's taller, why is that? is it because she's skinnier? ot because she wears tight clothes? or because she wears make-up so she looks older?? ´thanx for any answer =)
Put youR haiR in a HIGH pony tail, and tRy weaRing higheR footweaR.


And I'm shoRe it's all thRee of those things combined that contRibute to the diffeRence between you and youR fRiend. Tight clothes cling to the body, outlining it moRe. And make up helps a ton, yes.

♥[?]♥ ok my period was supposed to come the 17th...and now its the 30th and it still hasnt come..im def not pregnent..anyway..todday im going to a really big pool and i will be ddevesdtated if i get my period when we are there because we have no tampons ion the house and i dont know if there will be any yhere..plus ui have never used one before and my mom isnt coming with us..she has to stay back for work...really a great situation right? im nervous about all this..i dont want to be embarassed..my 2 friends are coming by the way but i dont feel comfortable talking to them
Might as well go foR a THIRD time, eh???


"Yes, theRe WILL be tampons in the lockeR Room. TheRe's ALWAYS tampons in the lockeR Room. The only pRoblem you could face is them being OUT of tampons... in which case, that would suck. You can't go to the stoRe and pick up a 6 pack?? OR if you go out to eat befoRe hand.. they might have tampons in the RestuaRant's bathRoom.

Hope eveRything woRks out!!"

♥[?]♥ is it possible to get skinny in 1 week? cause thats all i have until i meet my Ex and i really need to impress him, ive gotta look good.
'Get skinny', what is 'skinny'?? Is it possible to lose a noticable amount of weight in a week???? Yes. And you can achieve that by weight lifting, even if only 3 pounds, still do it. And do a couple hundRed sit ups oR Crunches a day to flatten youR tummie. I know 'a couple hundRed' is A LOT, but if you bReak it up into sessions, it's not that difficult. Also, nix the white bRead, soda and snack foods, such as chips, cake pRoducts and so on. Hope.. this.. helps? :D

♥[?]♥ do you think you can give me tips and instructions of how to put them in because i wont have a box to refer to. i guess i will bring a few dollars with me and exchange it iin for quarters to buy like 8 of them or something. thanks for the hel..you've been great!@
Okay, well I looked online foR you foR some websites with SPECIFIC details, so check these out:

- http://www.obtampons.com/using_ob.shtml
- http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/ht/How_Insert_Tamp.htm


Hope that helps!! Goodluck!! :)

♥[?]♥ Does any one know any skin products that actually work against acne?? and btw, is it true that eating chocolate gives you more break outs? does tanning really get rid of them?? And does thinking dirty thoughts give more zits?? or are all of these just myths?? Thank you bunces! Kisses/Mariana
Some pRoducts that *I* use to fight acne would be:
http://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_69.asp , which can be puRhchased at WalgReens foR $4.49.
--OR--
http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jhtml?id=prod369845&CATID=100615&skuid=sku369846&navAction=jump&navCount=1


FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY:
http://www.neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_44.asp , which can be puRchased at WalgReens for $6.99.

*****Those aRe the pRoducts I use PERSONALLY, and I have gReat complexion, and saw fast, fast, fast, Results!!





"Does chocolate give you acne?
Research has shown that for the majority of people, pigging out on chocolate won't result in a single extra pimple. It might have an impact on your diet, but not the condition of your skin."
Taken fRom:
http://www.thesite.org/healthandwellbeing/appearance/yourbody/dealingwithspots



And tanning DOES get Rid of acne, because of the heat involved.. it dRies them out, minimalizing them until they'Re nothing.



And the whole thinking diRty thoughts thing is a TOTAL line; don't fall foR it.




Hopefully this cleaRly answeRs all fo youR questions. :P

♥[?]♥ What can i do to look older? Ive gotta trick this guy into thinking im 16 instead of 14, and im really short for my age..so its hard. Should i just wear highj-heels and a bunch of make-up??
Yes.

♥[?]♥ where can you get crest white strips?? Like at what stores? I just moved here so i have no clue..
The only store i have near by is CH MARTIN, and i dont think you can buy them there..
And, ok how do they work, and for how long do i hve to wear them? how long do they last? And when will u start to notice the results? how much does it cost?
Thx =)
http://www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100213&navAction=jump&navCount=0&skuid=sku551762&id=prod551775


They woRk AMAZINGLY well. :)

♥[?]♥ ok my period was supposed to come the 17th...and now its the 30th and it still hasnt come..im def not pregnent..anyway..todday im going to a really big pool and i will be ddevesdtated if i get my period when we are there because we have no tampons ion the house and i dont know if there will be any yhere..plus ui have never used one before and my mom isnt coming with us..she has to stay back for work...really a great situation right? im nervous about all this..i dont want to be embarassed..my 2 friends are coming by the way but i dont feel comfortable talking to them

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Additional info, added Thursday June 30 2005, 5:40 am:
do u think there will be one of those tampon machines in the locker room?? .
Yes, theRe WILL be tampons in the lockeR Room. TheRe's ALWAYS tampons in the lockeR Room. The only pRoblem you could face is them being OUT of tampons... in which case, that would suck. You can't go to the stoRe and pick up a 6 pack?? OR if you go out to eat befoRe hand.. they might have tampons in the RestuaRant's bathRoom.

Hope eveRything woRks out!!


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