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Hey guys! I used to be GreenDayWillRockYou (aka GD) here at Advicenators. I'm 16 years old, currently a Junior in high school and would be more than happy to help anyone with their problems. I can almost relate to anything, so send the questions away! :)

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13/f and well i have just recently gotten my first period, but its been a week and 3 days already and i still have it !! its light right now but is it suppossed to be like this considering its weird the first time or is there something wrong with me ??

xoo ♥

Hey Cheer Up. Don't Listin To The Jerk Down Below ^__^. He Just don't know what he's talking about. But Back To Your Question You Should Have That Checked Out. And No Your NOT A "FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SUCH A F*CKING LAZY SL*T A*S WH*RE!" He's Just A Frigging Dumb A*s With Nothing Else Better To Do But Ruin Peoples Day.....Stupid Freaks.....

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When I go to the bathroom and i look at it I see it steaming and I have NO idea what it is!!Please help me!!!Can you tell me what it it?

The Toilet or Your Vagina? Cause I Sorta Falling off The Wagon Here...........

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what do you do when a guy you dont know and its like a internet relationship and like you're not even that close and he just pops and asks wil you marry me??????????? what should i do?????????

Hey It Looks Like You Used it! Don't Forget To Rate People (1 is Bad Advice and a 5 is Great Advice) PunkGirlsRock

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ok today im stuck with 2 of the most stupid people on earth, literally, and im stuck with them untill 6:pm what do i do?!?!? they want me to do all this stupid crap... pleez help i rate 5s

Anoy Them. It Always Works On My Friend (She's A Little off Lol)

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My little brother is driving me crazy!!! He hits me when he gets mad and leaves bruises! and he wont leave me alone! i have a lock on my door except its a hook lock so he just unlocks it! I would tell my mom but every time i tattle she gets mad at "me"!!! Im 13 and its because h's 10 and her little baby! its driving me crazy and i need help please!!!

I will rate 5 answers

Hit Him Back. Don't Tell on him, Just Hit Him Just As Hard And Show him That It Doesn't Make You Mad. And Trust Me. It Will Stop. If You Get In Trouble Just Act Like "Well He Hit Me and I'm Not Just Gonna Let Him Hit Me And Get By With It!" I watched Dr.Phil The Other Day.

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How do you know your a level moderate I or II or III does it tell you are what cuz im confused ??

Go To: http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=67
And Yes It Does. Its Cool.

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Old GreenDay is awesome. :) your swell

Thanks. I Like PopRocks & Coke and Their Old Album "Green Day INTERNATIONAL SUPERHITS!"

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What do you say when asked if Santa has children?

"Yes, But Their All Grown up now."

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You guys are probably annoyed with the questions about Christmas presents, but I really need help. I have presents for everyone except my dad and I need some ideas! I can spend up to $30 and gosh, he's so hard to shop for. But I was wondering, what are you guys getting for your dad?

Watch, CD, DVD of His Favorite Movie, and A Cross Necklace.

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Hey everyone,
Usually i dont come here unless it's a TOTAL emergency--sadly this is one of those times. My brother, Dustin is in love with this girl, Samantha. Now, my brother lives in Lousiville, TX and she lives in Houston (it's 6 hours away). But Dustin dosent do long distance relationships because he cant see her in real life, he cant kiss her, he cant hold her, etc. So he feels that he cant go out with her. Now, Samantha and her best friend told him that Dustin is Samantha's only reason to live, and she'll probably kill herself without Dustin. So Dustin, NEVER cries--and he's crying. Dustin tried to cut himself last night, but couldnt because his blade wasnt sharp. So i ask of you all, wtf should we all do? I mean, it's a life or death situation for both of them, and i dont want ANYONE dying here, so it's really hard for me to figure this out on my own. If anyone can help me,or anything to help me with, Please reply and/or IM me on AOL/AIM at silverwolf1561. Thankyou, SO much!

Hey Jill,

Your Brother has no reason to do what he is doing. I know PLENTY of people who live a long ways from their boyfriend/girlfriends and they are depressed sadly. You should just have a talk with him ASAP. Ask him if he thinks that they are any more girls out there that are right for him and if so you could help him find one. But it's not worth killing yourself over someone. He apperantly needs help. Not Mental Help or anything. But somone to talk to. Just keep all sharp objects away from him and try to help him keep his mind off of her. Cause it's not gonna help if he does kill hisself. That would make it worse.

Hope Things Get Better.

-Green Days American Idiot

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Omg my mom just found out this morning she was pregnant. Since I'm an only child, I don't know what to expect. Can anyone tell me what will begin to happen when the baby is born and gets into its toddler years? We're obviously not sure what sex it is yet. Also, she's going to the doctor on Tuesday.

Hey, I am 13 and my little nephew was born 2 years ago and I had never had any younger brothers or sisters and baically I had NEVER been around any Babys. So Whenever he was born I would sit and watch my sister feed him and hold him, and what she would do whenever he cried. So thats really part of your responceabilty to. I'm not saying that you have to act like it's mom or anything. I mean just watch the way she acts around it. Then kinda get involved. Don't Act Jelous. Cause it's not the baby's fault. (Believe me I went through the Jelously thing). Now that he is 2 its Easier. He is a TOTAL Brat. But it's soo much fun being with him. You learn to like it. Then on you will learn what todo whenever he cries and stuff or gets a boo boo. You probably think you won't but you will. Its really fun.

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Alright I think my friend is a cutter, But I'm not sure. I've never seen any cuts but she is always wearing long sleeves. How can I tell if she is? Are there other signs?


Hey, What I would do is be like. "Hey Can I Give you a fake Tatoo?" and If she lets you take a pen and pull up her sleeve.

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ok so im on my period...funfun...and my tummy hurts like never before...what are somethings/anything i can do/take to feel better? 13/f if that helps?(not my first time also)

Hey. I'm On Mine Too (lol) and I have VERY bad cramps. So What I do is take about 2 Midol (if your 13 and ^) and then take a hot bath. Then You Should feel a Little better! :)

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I am 13 and I still don't have my period!I don't know what is going on, I weigh more than a lot of my friends and they all already have them!!!What do I do????
Love always(please help),
Gina

Hey Kiddo, Don't worry. Your Normal and When I started my period (2 years ago) I wanted it at first, but now I don't. So just enjoy life while you can. LOL. I once read about a girl in a magazine (Teen People) and she didn't start her's until she was like 18! But she was normal! So Don't Worry! Your Normal!

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there's this music video i saw. it was this dude in antartica or something and he's singing and taking off everything but his pants, then he says "it's time i meet my doom, i will never be with you" then he jumps off the cliff.
does anyone know the song and the artist?
i know throughout the song he's saying "you're beautiful, you're beautiful"
help!

Ewwww, I hate That Song!!! Thats "Ur Beautiful" By James Blunt! Omg He Sounds like A Girl!! lolz

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my dad is always really impatient and sometimes he hurts me but i dont know if it would be considered abusing me. the worst time was when he shoved me up the stairs and started smacking me screaming at me and then shoved me into my room and i hit the door..it was horrible. other times he squeezes my arm or twists it so i listen to him. so would this be considered abuse or not? if it is should i do something about it? thanks, i rate high!!!

Yes, Thats Child Abuse. Get Help From someone imediatly!! Please Cause I don't like it when people get hurt. My dad one time called me stupid and me and him almost fought. But Get HELP!!! PLEASE!!

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Hi There,

I am a English male of Part Jewish non orthodox & Part COE (Church Of England) Blood, and am in love with a Muslim girl from Saudi Arabia. Even thou she isn't in an arranged marriage & her parents have given their blessing to a marriage of her choice providing the groom is an Arab or Muslim, I understand that the only way I would be allowed to Marry this girl is either me turning to Islam or by Mahr, as I am non religous I am very confused on what to do. I am deeply in love with this girl & want to provide her with the love she deserves.

Any advice you can give would be surley appreactied.

JR

Blood is Thicker Than Water. And I Say Marry Her!

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Anyone know of any good/cute layout sites for MySpace?

http://www.starlightMKs.com Good layouts there!

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See my family has a lot of money but my parents don't like people to know, I think it embaress them. Anyway, a long time my mom and dad came to an agreement, my dad would pay for some things and my mom would pay for others. But lately what my mom pays for is more then my dad she runs out of her money really quickly {she's a teacher}. So lately she's been really stressed out about money, which I think it's silly because we have so much. They told me they are saving it for retiring and college for me and my sisters. But I want my mom not to worry, I mean I'm a teenager and I need stuff, not to metion the Holiday stress she has on her. Is their anyway I can help her? {Like the grocery bill is wicked high every week and she's already paying for classes for my sister.}

My Advice: Save! People A long time ago used to do it. Just ask your mom if you could have about $20 every week. Hold it Back (if possiable lol) and when you get about $200 dollars or So Give it to her! And Btw My dad does the same thing.

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I am having friends for dinner this weekend, and one women is not allowed ANY dairy in her diet. (She is a new mom and is breastfeeding-and for some reason can't have dairy). I can not figure out what kind of dessert to serve. It can't contain butter, chocolate, or milk. Any ideas?

Salads are nice!

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