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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I got my first drinking ticket and I have my court date coming up in a few weeks. I'm not sure whether to get a laywer or not. Or just use a prayer for judgement. Or just represent myself and go through the whole community service thing... HELP!!

I live in NC.

Getting a lawyer for something like this is a waste of moneu. You might have small fines and community service, just take it.

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i am 17 and have tried and failed to use tampons. i assumed it was because i am a virgin and my hymen is still intact, but because im curious and Googled it, i found out that there are different types of hymens and i was wondering if there was a way to tell if you have a septate hymen without going to see a doctor.

Stick a camera up there.

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basicly, i really want the sticker fret markers for a guitar to where it is like a stem with leaves going down the whole neck of the guitar,
but the thing is im like broke. is there anywhere that they have around or under $20 that would be amazing. iv looked and looked online but i dono what to look for. also what type of material would be the cheapest since i know they make the shell or marbley material.. my ideal and perfect one would have atleast one rose on it with long curly stem things and leaves, and be light colored since im going to be putting it onto a tabaco burst acoustic. i looked on ebay i might get one of thoes but i also looked for websites then i started dreaming of getting a rose one. any help with finding or somehow customizing? thanks!!

I don't believe those are stickers, nor will you find them for under $20. Or even $100. I think those are special necks you have to spend lots of money on. It's actually built into the neck of the guitar. Sorry.

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17 F ok. steph is my cousin and we have been living together for as long as I remmeber. She recently turned 15 in september. And she's like my little sister we do everything together. Play all the time. We r basically insperable. Ok well she moved out like 1 weekago which is weird for me anyway. Well she recently confessed to me that last june she lost her virginity with this kid that she claims to "love". when she told me that i swear my heart dropped. shes like my little sister you know. we would always talk about losing out virginity when we were married. its so weird. like i just dont wanna see her hear me. and she told me not to tell my sister. whose 20 btw. i dont knnow if i should becuase if i dont tell someone and she has sex again and gets pregnant then i am gonna feel guilty becuase i didnt tell someone and we could have avoided this. i dont know im so confused and i feel like i cant have her near it just gets me so mad. she told me that she liked it but that she wouldnt do it again becuase shes afraid of getting pregnant. she was 14 when she lost it she recently turned 15 in sept. seriously i need some advice. she wants to hang out on saturday and i dont know if i can. when i see her i dont see that innocent girl now i see her with different eyes and anger for keeping this from me for so long and pretending that she was a virgin also for losing it. i really wish that she didnt tell me. i feel so dramatized. she was like my little sister, my bestfriend. now i dont know what to do or cant help but to feel this. its horrible. please give me some advice on all of this. thanks.

In all reality, it's not your business to tell anyone. She's making her own decisions, and if she wants to have sex, she's going to. If she were in actual danger, like the guy was in his 20's or she was getting abused then you should say something, but if not live your own life.

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19/f

I've been dating this guy for a little over two months, we spend quite a bit of time together, and hes asked me to be his girlfriend twice. I wasn't ready then, but right when i was starting to feel like i was, something happened. I wanted to see his phone to look at his texts, because i do this a lot jokingly because most of them are from me anyway. But this time he like hid it from me and deleted all the sent folder, and then gave it to me. and when i looked in the inbox, all these texts were from his ex girlfriend (they dated for two years, and broke up sometime in July). Basically the gist of it was that he had brought me up to her randomly, and so she brought up her boyfriend but my guy got all offended and didn't want to hear about her boyfriend and how perfect he is. So obviously he's not over her..

so my question is, should i keep dating this guy? I like him, but it doesn't seem fair to me. I feel like a rebound.
Please all advice helps!

You should just ditch guys forever and become a lesbian. You'll never have this problem again.

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can someone explain how to make a ping pong ball launcher using a mousetrap. with not too expensive items

www.makeapingponglauncherfromamousetrap.com

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all ages comedy clubs in philly? my boyfriend is still 17....

or gift ideas for boys

Get him a box of tampons. He might laugh.

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If your a virgin and you masturbate a lot will it still hurt when you have sex?

Unless, well fingers the size of your penis, I would certainly hope so.

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Hi my name is Chrissy and i'm 17,

Last month I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 and 1/2 years. It was my choice and I know he's upset about it. I now havwe a new oyfriends of a hew weeks and all of a sudden my ex sent me a message on myspace saying "we need to talk...please". I'm not sure exactly what it meant, but I know that I dont want to go back out with him or talk to him now. I don't want to deal with his bull-crap anymore. But I'm not sure if I should say something or not.... what should I do?

I think I can always give him the opportunity to talk to is no longer going to know, and someone with him. Ladies and gentlemen, with a long time, some of you, we care little about him.

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16f im going to assume something so if im wrong just let me know.. but your at least 18 so im going to assume your not a virgin.. so what i wanted to know is when a guy has sex for the first time, does it hurt them at all? or feel really good? or what is the feeling. and what is the worst than can happen to a guy and girl while having sex, besides like the condom breaking.

The only difference between a guy who has had sex and a guy who has not is that they have had sex. It's going to feel good for him. For girls however, you have a hymen that has to be broken, so it's going to hurt and there could be blood. Not to mention that areas tighter, so yes it will prolly be painful. Sorry to tell you.

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What is the best place to go in Las Vagus, Nevada?

Never been to Las Vagus before, so I cant really tell you much about it.

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Okay so my boyfriend of a year and 7 months just broke up with me. It feels weird and I feel alone...I talked to him and the reason is for distance..."he wants me a lot closer". Is it okay to still hook up with him? We're both in love with one another and I honestly don't want to move on. I think he maybe be the one. Bad idea? I don't know this just seems weird and I'm not feeling right.


Hooking up with him is "okay", I guess. I mean, it's not against the law, but is it a good idea? Nope. Obviously there is some reason it ended, and all hooking up with him is going to do is prevent you from moving on. I know you don't want to, and it's not going to be easy, but it's something you're going to have to do. Try not to think about it maybe happening again one day, cause you're just gonna hold on to false hopes and never get over him.

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I just got my lip pierced last monday and it doesn't really hurt but when i move it around (it's a hoop) it can be really uncomfortable until i move it back to where it was. the outside of it pretty much just scabs, it gets a little bit of puss but not much. The inside gets the white goop though and i think that's normal but the inside is really soar. The outside is soar too but not horribly. is this normal or not? i'm cleaning it with sea salt about 5 times a day. Thanks!

You had a piece of metal pierce through your lip. Of course it's going to hunt until it's healed, which can take up to eight weeks. Be patient. Your piercer should have told you all about this.

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It seems to me like more and more places are having earthquakes lately and I was wondering what causes earthquakes and if there was something we could do to prevent earthquakes? Are there places more vulnerable to earthquakes anyway? :\

There are thousands of fat men living under the Earth's crust. When they get hungry, their fat asses start banging around until we feed them their lard and cake batter.

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Well, I like this boy, let's call him Ryan, he is the drum major of our band. For all of you who aren't in the band, that's the student who directs us so our band director doesn't have to. Him and I never talked. He talks to EVERYONE else in the band except me. He will even walk up to a girl I am talking to, talk to her but not say a word to me (maybe that means he doesn't like me). He is also a boisterous, bubbly guy but comes time to say something to me, he is quiet and shy. At the performance we attended Saturday our band director forgot to tell us where we were going at one point so we just filed down the aisles and our drum major thought of that idea so to tell us where to go he put his hand on my shoulder for a good 2-3 minutes and said "follow the leader everyone.. me!" also when he congratulated us after our performance he marched up to where my section stands to tell us how good we did, I thought that was odd because my section is the front of the line, I thought he would go to the middle so everyone would hear. Also, one time at practice I borrowed my friends sweatshirt and it seems like after the drum major realized what I was wearing he got kinda mad, like, his attitude did a total turn around and he was a jerk in a matter of seconds. Also, when he does something crazy that our director tells him to do he looks at me all red when he's done and continues doing his thing. One more thing, when he is on the podium conducting, I see him look at me a few times, daily just to make sure I'm still there and okay, I guess and when he is on the podium and we are inside we form a circle he always has his back turned to my section. Does he like me and how could you tell? Any help is much appreciated!

It doesn't sound like he likes you at all. In fact, it sounds like he opposite of likes you.

Dtthkolk is brutal, I was honest.

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I believe i have extra fat on my face, but you can hardly tell, but when i run or jog i can feel my cheeks bouncing up and down. So does that mean that i have extra fat or not?

No, it means you have skin on your face.

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For weeks I have been iffy about even writing this.
I am young 18 and just got married in August. I am pregnant that is not why we got married but I think we rushed into it. We were planning the wedding already had my wedding dress before i found out I was Pregnant.
Sometimes I find myself regretting getting marred My reasons. I wanted to work days and go to school nights. It would be tough but id be able to better myself for me and my family he through a fit and didnt support me at all. told me either work or go to school but advises me to work because we need the money. Being pregnant I have my mood swings like most if we have an argument its all my fault he will yell at me and blame me then make me feel guilty by saying oh its always all my fault i forgot your so perfect. sometimes he makes im crap. If i feel nauses or sick at night or anything and he wants sex he pouts and acts like he is mad by not saying a workd until he gets it then goes to sleep. he goes hunting, fishing, baseball teams and tournaments etc. anything he wants and i dont argue about it i just let him.
I have asked a million times to look harder for a job. he works 2 days aweek at a sale barn doing something he likes i work full time on my swallon feet 40+ hours a week and come home exhausted and tired. its like he dont care he doesnt want to even try to look he put an app. in at burgerking one app.. in 5 weeks? we live at my dads. which i dont feel is save but dont have a choice. hes lazy
and to top it off he always wants to spend money. i used to get food stamps which just stopped but hed want a gallon of tea every 2 days. go out and buy food he wants all the time because hes to lazy to cook one thing or wait for it to get done. as soon as he gets paid he goes and spends most of the money on garbage food and gets mad when i tell him i dont want it id rather eat food i cook at home.
I love my husband to death trust me and want to work things out but i dont know what to do i talk to him about it and itslike it is in one ear and out the other.

You've pretty much given the internet every reason why you SHOULDN'T love your husband, but you insist that you do. I know this kinda sucks to hear, but in reality he's a shitty piece of shit and you shouldn't have to worry about someone who sucks ass. Like he does. You're NEVER going to change who he is, and he sounds like a dildo. You're the one carrying a baby, you should get some relief from work and such.

And also! You find yourself regretting marrying him. Yes, your own reasons, that's fine. Regrets are always a bad thing to have. You shouldn't really regret anything you experience in life. It should be learning if it's bad.

What it really sounds like you need to do, and I know it sucks because you're pregnant with his kid, but divorce. I'm sorry to say it, but I think you only love him because you think you should. You need to love someone because you know you do. And I know we've never talked before. I don't know you. You don't know me. BUT, what you've written here, has given us the impression that you've made the wrong decision. Which is ok. You're 18 years old. That's fine. You're allowed to make mistakes. You can easily raise a child in this day and age without a biological father.

But seriously, look into your heart. Is HE worth the pain and agony that you're presenting to us on the internet. I'm sure what you go through is 10,000 times worse.

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I can't find full episodes of true blood season 2 online. I watched all of season 1 online at enjoytvonline but season 2 isnt supported. Where else can i watch season 2?

You can check a LEGAL site like hulu.com, but other than that I'm not going to tell you how to do things illegally.

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alright so i have a boyfriend. and he lives in a differnt state at the moment for some reasons.
and its really hard. we havent going out for a long time but its been awhile.
everything was perfect up until this week.
he works allll the time and after he works he goes out with his friends till like 2 in the morning.
we always talk on the phone at night and i have school in the mornings so its annoying when he calls me when im sleeping.
we havent really talked this week and i told him the other day that we barely talk anymore and he like blew up on me and got all mad. and didnt talk to me the whole day
and then today he didnt even talk to me and i asked him why and he said hes tired and really busy. even though hes at home doing nothing.
he also has been working alot so he can come see me. and he was suppose to come next week and be here for my birthday and i just asked him if he still is and he said no but he will soon.
i just feel like hes drifting away from me and idk what to do.
he says nothings wrong but hes acting all differnt. and i told him that. and hes like im just tired. so im like alright then. ill just talk to you tomorrow. and he said ok.
that made me really mad.

i dont know waht to do. and im kinda scared to say anything to him cause he might blow up on me again. i want to be with him but he really doesnt act like it anymore. i havent gotten an i love you in two days.
i said it said and all he said back was ilytoo. and he never does that. and thats like my biggest pet peeve when people say it like that instead of like actually typing it,

can someone help me?

This almost sounds like what happened to me, but less violent. And I don't mean on your side. I mean his. I almost feel like this was written to me. Anyways, it's not 100% that he's not that into you. The only reason my thing didn't work out is because I wasn't going to be near the girl I was with for, well, I didn't even know. But seriously, why restrict him. If you keep getting mad, he's going to feel like you're restricting his fun 'til he eventually breaks up with you.

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15/f
Well,me and my bf have been together since last month.But then he had to go back to London,where he lives,because of school.I live very far away from him,but he insisted on trying the long-distance relationship thing and we both agreed.He's 16 btw.He started college recently and I think it could be a problem (if he meets another girl,he won't have the heart to break up with me,he's like that) which will basically result in him cheating on me,and I really don't want that.Also,he's seems uninterested in me now.When we chat on Facebook,he would suddenly log out and not come back online,or finish the conversation without telling me he loves me.To be precise,I don't trust him.I'm really getting fed up.I love him,but I feel this just won't work out till when he comes here (July next year).But I don't really want to dump him,it's just that I don't know what to do.Should I be patient and give him a chance,or dump him for good?

You're 15, he's 16, you were together for a month, and you're doing a long distance relationship? Dump his ass on principal. You're too young and weren't together enough to have this long distance relationship.

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