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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ For this site, how do you get your own background colours and stuff like that??
You can find color codes at:
http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/


You can find some cool HTML codes at:
http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/


If you'd like any other sites/codes, don't be afraid to ask me. :)

♥[?]♥ that sucks can a brother and sister be seperated?
It's unlikely. Since, if one parent can take care of one child, they should be able to take care of two. Unless there were special circumstances, such as.. one child has some disease, and they must remain in the house nearest the hospital, unless that parent is a druggie or something, ya know?? Almost ALWAYS they are kept together, so you shouldn't worrie about that. :D

♥[?]♥ where can i get some relly good quotes for my profile not like mad pro quots there mostly old and used and every one has used them basicly plzz help
FoR *FRIENDSHIP* quotes.. check out:
- http://www.expage.com/page/snowmonkey4/
- http://www.theholidayspot.com/friendship/quotes.htm
- http://www.indianchild.com/friendship_quotations.htm






FoR *LOVE* quotes.. check out:
- http://www.best-love-poems.com/love_quotes.htm
-- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/lovequotes.shtml
-- http://www.links2love.com/quotes.htm






FoR *INSPIRATIONAL* quotes, check out:
- http://www.heartsandminds.org/quotes/quotes.htm
-- http://www.motivateus.com/
- http://home.att.net/~quotations/inspirational.html





And foR some just *FUNNY* quotes, check out:
- http://www.goodquotes.com/
- http://www.amusingquotes.com/
- http://www.funnydesigns.com/funnyquotes.htm



And foR just some Really CUTE quotes, check out:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx




Hopefully this helps you!!! :D

Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ what if the thingy picks me to go to my dad what if i don't want to what happens?
Well, the judge will ask you what your perference is, naturally. He will listen to your reasonings, and give them serious though. However, at the end of the trail, he will make up his mind. What's he's decided... he's decided. Not much you can do about that. The only thing that could change it would be if the parent you're with screws up BIG time.. like murders someone, as an example... Or unless the parent says they would perfer you to go with the other, you see?

♥[?]♥ what if the dad makes more many than the mom?
Depends on how much, though it doesn't really matter. For instance, my Uncle is a doctor = BIG BUCKS!!!!!!!! His wife [my Aunt] is a school bus driver. You can imagine the difference in pay there, right??? The child is still with my Aunt, regardless. My Aunt can afford the child, that's all that matters. As long as the Mom can keep a stable environment.. they will still lean towards her.. even IF the Dad has a higher income.

♥[?]♥ hi which parent do the kids go to during divorce?
please answer
It just depends. They go to whomever the court views as the more suitable parent. Whomever has the most stable job, cleanest environment, lives closest to the school, doesn't have a drug problem, doesn't abuse the child, can always afford food and heat, and so on. Usually.. the Mother's have the right of way; courts lean towards them automatically, but if the mom isn't suitable [because she has the above problems] they will place the child with the father. It really just depends, Hun. :)

♥[?]♥ where can i get a new poem that matches my dark and evil theme
Hmm. How 'bout:

- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/cat_evil.html
- http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/25375.html
- http://www.quotationspage.com/subjects/evil/
- http://en.thinkexist.com/quotations/evil/

to name a few. :D

♥[?]♥ What are some good websites where you can make your own dolls(buddy icons)thanks:)
I like:
http://www.mytheme.com It's gReat! :D

♥[?]♥ i cant think of the name of the song or any other words to it but the part that goes "Is this the end of the line" does anyone know the name of it? and who sings it? Thank you...
Uhm, I highly doubt this is it, but I seaRched online foR you, and I couldn't find ANYTHING like that. The closest thing I could come up with was "IT'S THE END OF THE LINE", by OFFSPRING???

LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/OFFSPRING/The-End-Of-The-Line.html

SoRRie if this doesn't help, but you didn't give anything to go off of....

♥[?]♥ omfg!!! i have the worst cramps ever today!! i took ib profen already and that didnt work!

i need some way to get rid of them or make them not so bad!

ik ppl say working out helps..but there is no way in hell im working out with this bad of cramps!

HELP!!

ill rate 5s!
You have many options heRe: It's well known that RegulaR physical activity helps Reduce the cRamping in some women, so if you can bRing youRself to do this, that will help you immensely. You could also tRy taking a waRm bath and using aRomatheRapy. Applying a heating pad on youR loweR abdomen oR back should do wondeRs. If you don't have a heating pad, you can make one by simply filling a sock with Rice and heating it in the micRowave foR a few minutes [must sound silly, but if the cRamps get bad enough, it just might be woRth it]. You mention you took some IbupRofen, but have you been taking them aRound the clock fRom?? That's always a good diea. Many women choose to take medication aRound the clock fRom the time the cycle staRts, until it ends. Any pain killeR will do, but I definitely DO Reccommend IbupRofen, ExtRa StRength Advil oR Midol -- it's also best to take medication will a meal, that way the Risk of stomach discomfoRt is slimmed. Feel betteR!! :D

♥[?]♥ i am a 12/female and sometimes i get these weird fantasies of seeing all of my friends naked and touching eachothers boobs..is this normal?
Happens to me all the time..

♥[?]♥ Hey there.. I rate fives no matter the answer..

so yeah dont laugh but i am a slut. I know i am.. i sleep with anyone with a penis and now i'm pregnant for the 2nd time but im not going to have an abortion and i cant tell anyone becuase i live on my own on a street corner.. so yeah i dont have enough money for like a DNA test to see who the father is.. but i really want help or a place where i can go to help me and the new baby.. Babysafehaven isnt working for me. I've already tried.. thanks a bunch!

love,
worried mom
Is there electricity on this street corner???

I doubt you live on a street corner...

Maybe it would have been a good idea to use protection?

That's life, SUCKA!


Hope I helped!!!!
*SMOOCH*

♥[?]♥ Can someone pelase tell me this?


On a site, they are asking for people who have expeience in HTML and FTP
can someone tell me what thta is

thanks
It's a 'computeR language"; you couldn't undeRstand it.. unless you KNOW the language... it's what makes websites look 'cool', I guess. It's what bolds woRds... it's what centeRs things.. it's what cReates banneRs.. and adds tables.. you can leaRn about it online a bit. You could also take a summeR class, if it's not too late?? :)

♥[?]♥ i like 2 people and im going out w/ 1 im not sure what to do so i can really use some help here thx
Dump them both. If you like TWO.. you don't like either one ENOUGH...

♥[?]♥ my cell phone was droped in the water and now i press a button and somethin else pops u like if i press menu it starts to dial a number if i press 3 it shows up the menu is amy where i can take it to fix it or should i jsut get a new 1 its a virgen moblie slider
Why spend money getting it fixed, when you can spend a little bit moRe in the puRchase of a NEW one?? Just a suggestion... :)

♥[?]♥ does anyone know any really good HTML sites for my column? sites for example for icons/pictures, music, designs, cursors, and more? if you do can you please list more than one? thanks!
You can find ICONS at:
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HOLLYWOOD_iiCONS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=L0SER_KIDS_IC0NS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=vintagexmemoryxxicons





You can find MUSIC & CURSORS at:
-- http://www.starlightmks.com
-- http://www.diamondrains.com






You can find more CURSORS at:
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=CursorCrazy





Some text HTML codes can be found at:
-- http://www.web-source.net/html_codes_chart.htm
-- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet/





You can find some COLOR CODES at:
-- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/
-- http://html-color-codes.com/



And of course all codes go within your BIO BOX on your "PROFILE SETTINGS" page.


Hope this helped!! :D

♥[?]♥ how do you know if that one friend is that one true "best friend" that will stick with you for life, thru all the bad and good times. i cant really explain what i mean by that one best friend but i think you might be able to get what i mean. thanks
This is kind of a hard question to answer. I'm not really shore how to tell you HOW you will know, you understand? But I DEFINITELY DO know what you mean by that one true best friend. I have found mine. I've known her since I was 7, and ten years later.. we're STILL inseparable. I guess the only way to know if that person will be there for you through thick and thin is to be put IN that situation, and seeing their reaction, ya know? However you must understand that hardly ANY relationship is ever without at least A LITTLE BIT of SOME type of hurt...

I'm sorrie if this doesn't answer your question; it's kind of an untouchable subject matter.... Hopefully ANY part of this has meant something to you. :)

♥[?]♥ I told my best friend something that i didnt want anyone to find out, and she tells someone i dont think i can trust her ever again should i?

rate high
Meh; it's Really YOUR decision, Kiddo. PeRsonally, I'd be enRaged if someone Ran theiR fat mouth when I asked them not to. Did she know it was a 'secRet'?? Maybe you could talk to heR about it, oR is that completely out of the question?? Honestly, if that happened to ME, I wouldn't botheR bRinging it up to heR - what's done is done.. damage has alReady been completed. I just wouldn't lay my secRets in heR hands fRom then on. Lesson leaRned, ya know? I guess now you know betteR foR next time. Hope.. this.. helps..?? :)

♥[?]♥ what is STD? i have seen people write about it on here and i don't know what it is is it short for aids? or something?
"STD" is short for SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE. They are contracted through sexual encounters, such as oral sex, and sexual intercourse. HIV is one of the MANY STD's, later blooming into full blown AIDS. Some STD's are FATAL, CONTAGIOUS and UNCURABLE. It's a VERY serious matter, this is why deciding to become sexually active is such a tremendous decision.. there are many, many, many consquences.. some that could end up in the price of your life, ya know??

For more information on STD's, check out the following:
- http://www.ashastd.org/stdfaqs/
- http://familydoctor.org/165.xml
- http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdinfo.htm
- http://www.epigee.org/guide/stds.html
- http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/stds/std.html
- http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/stds/a/stdsfact.htm


This was a good question; I'm glad you asked. EVERYBODY needs to be educated on this, so I hope you found those websites useful. :)

♥[?]♥ hey, so me and this guy want to be kind of like friends with benefits and do stuff but not sex you know so if i gave him head would i have to use a condom? he has gotten head from 2 other girls and for both of them it was their first time and i have never given it before and yeah anyt tips? can he really have any stds? i hear guys dont like it with condoms so what should i do
When peRfoRming oRal sex.. many STD's aRe DEFINITELY POSSIBLE!! And YESSS, it IS DEFINITELY possible that he could ALREADY HAVE ONE. Most guys peRfeR NOT to use condoms while Receiving oRal sex. HOWEVER, since YOU would be taken paRt in this activity as well.. you have a MAJOR say in this. You actually have **THE** OVERALL say in it, because you can simply REFUSE to do this WITHOUT a condom, ya know?? Many times people aRe wise about this and use condoms. These condoms aRe the same as that of condoms you would use duRing sexual inteRcouRse. Condoms nowadays come in many diffeRent coloRs, textuRes, flavoRs and even glow in the daRk. You could have fun with it!! And that could also take caRe of the question of whetheR to spit oR swallow, if that's a dilemma to you?? Honestly, you shouldn't eveR eveR eveR eveR engage in activities which make you uncomfoRtable. If you'Re a bit scaRed of this whole STD thing, which is to be expected, then use the condoms!!! NO ONE has the Right to foRce you into ANYTHING!! It's YOUR body, theRefoRe YOUR choice!! Just stand youR gRound.. you have eveRy Right to.

I've included a link all about STD's and theiR pRevention. Please take a look at this and think haRd on whetheR pRotection is something you choose to use oR not.... http://www.epigee.org/health/stds.html


Hopefully this helps you..
Goodluck deciding! :)


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