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Im on my period right now and i am so angry for some reason and i get pissed off so easily right now and i dont know why? and today this girl told me something and i ended up cussing her out and every one thought i was gonna hit her in the face so please tell me how i can be nicer why im pmsing

Oy. Poor thing. PMS is a pain in the arse, but it's normal for when you get it the first few years. Your hormones are just all out of line and your body becomes a bit touchy, you as well, so it's easy for you to explode on people for no reason. Your friends or whomever will just have to learn that menstruation is a problem sometimes because it can create the /worst/ of mood swings. Theres truly nothing you can do to 'be more friendly' during your period, so people will just have to deal with it... A suggestion though, because most of the anger comes from all the cramps. A hot wash rag in the abdominal area will loosen up all those cranky muscles, and a little massage might do good too. ^^

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15/F

While growing up I never had the "two parent home" that most have and I am fine with that. My mother has been great, The only problem was the show of love always bothered me. IE: kissing, hugging, holding hands. I never felt comfortable around that stuff because I never saw it and I didn't know how to act when someone did. Its not that I didn't get effection or anything but I didn't see kissing or love toward another man with my mom so when others did it I thought it was wrong. (just my young childish logic) Fast forward to now, I'm 15 and i guess I have a BF. Well, he likes me. We've kissed/madeout and held hands. We have a date saturday and I'm acually not that nervous for the most part. Its just that I don't know how to tell him my feelings, He said "I love you", I said "I love you" but that just doesn't seem to cut if for me. I don't want to seem clingy and I really don't feel comfortable saying i love you since everyone in my family is seriously screwed with love. I like Ryan and I don't want to get hurt by him or hurt him. (I'm afraid I might make a rash decision and dump him)
So exactly how do I get myself to calm down and just enjoy the fact that he likes me?

Just sit for a minute and think about why you love him. Is it his eyes? His hair? The way he talks to you? Just him being him all around? Think about it. Try and match it up. If "I love you" doesn't cut it for you, make sure you say his name. And also if he tells you first, make sure to say 'too' at then end ;3 You won't hurt him by just saying that, maybe just kind of stroke his arm or something to show that you /are/ affectionately attracted to him... and he won't hurt you if he's the right man... To calm yourself if that doesn't help, think of something irresistably cute (like dolphins or kittens o.O ) or repeat one soothing word over and over to yourself, imagining it in your head.... Hope I helped somehow.

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is there a such thing as two kinds of penises... my friend robert told me that evan has a something penis and i forgot what its called? does anyone know anything? like abnornmal or something?

Umm... well, they're not that different, if you're talking about wha tIt hink you are.... there are circumcised penises, basically where after birth surgeons remove some extra skin from the shaft so that the head is /always/ visible..

Then theres the uncircumcised ones, where the skin is not removed. Circumcision is usually for religious purposes, but it can also be family tradition, etc. For one thing when your uh... cleaning yourself in the shower, uncircumcised males have to pull allll that skin back and wash, which probably makes life there difficult. I wouldn't know, just an educated guess >:p Which tells us all something about me.. ._. Anyway. Theres nothing abnormal about it! It's simply a thing your parents decide to do or not to do at your birth ^^ So no worries!

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My sister at a young age died of luekemia. I dont really uderstand where she got it from. But lately I've been finding random bruises on my boyd and i know my sister had random bruises and ashe was always tired and im always tired. Is there a possiblity that i could have it too?

Since your sister had the same symptoms, I'd definitely say theres a chance of you having it. Immediately seek medical advice on the matter, and geal with this before things get out of hand. My friend waited and when she went for help, it was too late... so for your families sake and everyone elses, see a doctor about it ^^

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I hae to close friends that are pregnant. Unfortunantly one was raped and the other one was by her boyfriend. They are both considering abortion. Why is it that people think it is all right for my friend who was raped to get an abotion and the other one isn't. Both are still killing and innocent child...Please help me understand the difference!!

Heres my outlook on things.

If someone is raped (bless the poor thing..) and they end up getting a pregnancy from it, I say dammit they have every right to get an abortion. They were forced into the intercourse and they should have every right to deal with the results how they feel like it. Now on the other hand, someones boyfriend getting their girl pregnant is another matter. He AND she both knew the risks of unprotected sex, and they should not be given rights to get an abortion. They knew what could happen, and it did, because they weren't careful.. Thats my sight, anyway.

I'd say the raped /should/ get one, but the GF/BF will have to deal with the problem they themselves created. Its called tough love

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I am not sure what i have but some times when im scared, doing nothing, or exercising my heart beats fast and i can feel the pressure of it and i when that happens i look down at my shirt and you can see my chest vibrating from my heart. Im afraid that this could be serious, either if it is or not i would like to know what it could be and how i can treat it or do things to help it.
thnx to whoever responds.

I doubt you have a serious heart condition. That just means you're working yourself too hard, and you're heart is struggling to distribute oxyggen throughout your body at that rate.... and on the scared part, everyone does that. Wen firghtened enough, your hear will literally 'jump out of your chest'. So no worries ^^

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Ok I have these little bumps in some place my skin (such as my legs, knees, elbows, and back of my upper arms). They're the same color as my skin and aren't big or anything, but I don't know how to get rid of them. I asked my mom and she just told me to scrub my skin more in the shower...but it isn't helping. It just looks like I have small goose bumps on me constantly!
How can I get rid of them? I will rate you well if you give a good answer!

I have that as well. Keratosis, I believe.... just talk to a dermatologist about it, they can prescribe a special lotion that will fix you right up! Nothing wrong with it really, but I found the bumps to be a tad bit annoying :P

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I recently found out that my boyfriend drinks. Every fiber of my bones is completely and utterly against drinking and alcohol. I hate it like you would not believe. My dad was an alcoholic and my best friend died from drinking and driving a few years ago.

I love him. I really do. I care about him and beg him not to drink. But he tells me he knows his limits. He says he doesnt get drunk just "tipsy". The other night he went out with a few of his friends and they played drinking games. He didnt tell me about it but his friend did.

I feel lied to. I feel betrayed. I know it's his life and he can do as he pleases. I dont want him to think Im trying to control him. But I dont want him to die either.

Help me. Should I leave? Should I stay? How can I look past his drinking habits?

He lied? Hmm.. perhaps he was under the influence? Try talking to him about it more, go whatever it takes to get your point through to him... yo don't want him to decrease his consumption, you want him to stop all around. I agree, drinking is horrible, even if its one bottle or whatever they're having.. It doesn't matter if he gets drunk or not, he can still die of some accident! If this continues I'd tell a doctor or his parents or someone like that....

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okay, my best friend started dating my ex, which is no big deal cuz i don't like him, but he is a major stoner and its really starting to change her. she tried smoking for the first time, and about 2 weeks ago we went to the movies, and afterwards they went to the skatepark / a couple ppl and i went with, but since the stoners label me as a "prep" they wanted me to leave so i left w/ my friend rachel. I've tried talking to my best friend about how she's changing and just when things were good again she goes and ditches me to do that. she told me she'd chose me over him anyday, but she's not proving it. what should i do? ~*Tammi*~

Umm, yes, she has proved it. She's smoking pot, and once you start theres no stopping, no matter what someone says. If she told you she'd choose him over you, then say something very crude to her in return and drop her as a friend. Potheads aren't worth fighting, and they're nobody to be friends with. So boom. No more best friend. No more shroom mongers. End of story...

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when u smoke pot do u get high the first time? some people say you do and some say you dont.

This has to be my first negative answer. Why the fucking flippin bloody god damn hell would you want to know whether you get high or not on your first hit? Thats such an idiotic question... drugs are for losers. As stated in a previous post, they should have to pay for our air, breeding allowances with non-potheads, etc. No body wants to smell that crap as they walk by, so just take your joint and eat it.

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today i was at my boyfriends house. ive known him for 2 years but weve only been going out for a month. we were at his house home alone today and he kept asking what did i want to do. then he started being like oh well your boring you dont want to do anything. (he ment like i didnt want to do IT) and i jsut said...weve only been together for a month! and then he was like...well thats not what you said to that guy that you had sex with!!! (im not a virgin and it was the biggest mistake of my life) and then i just got up and walked away. and he came after me and he was like babe im really sorry and he just kept hugging me and saying he didnt mean to say that and how sorry he is. it just really hurt my feelings. and i know hes not just using me for sex. hes an awesome bf. we hangout all the time and i tell him almost everything. our parents even like eachother. i duno he just really made me mad today. what do i do? do i just let it go? or next time he asks me to come over do i say something and bring up how rude it was of him to say that? i duno im confused..

ps..that wasnt the first time i been to his house..we hangout all the time..

Just talk to him about it. Explain to him that you personally think that since you've only been together for a month, that it's just too early, and that you losing your virginity to that other guy was just wrong now. Don't dump him. Most guys would probably get angry if they got turned down after asking if their GF said no to sex... He's probably just curious and maybe, in his own way, is asking if you're ready!

So just talk to him about it!

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i cannot stand my life anymore. i am 13 and NEVER had a boyfriend. my friend is 12 and has had 7 boyfriends and hooked up with 2. i feel like if i stay so lonely then i will seriously die of a broken heart. i watch my friend hook up with her boyfriend and wonder why wont anyone do that to me? why? im pretty, im sweet, im nice, im flirty. why the fuck am i single and prude? i tried to get my so called 'friend' to find me a boyfriend. she told me 'find your own goddamn boyfriend' i cant stand this. she wants a guy, she gets him, why cant she help a poor innocent girl who will die of loneliness find a boyfriend to love and who loves her? please help what can i do to get a boyfriend and not be so lonely and depressed? thanks sooooo much

Your only 13. Guys are not really something you need to flip out over. Neither does your friend at 12. Live life as it is for awhile until you /really/ need to worry about that kind of stuff....

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T'm 14 and I'm a girl. I've never had a boyfriend I don't enen talk to guys. I'm really shy. I really want to have a boyfriend, but I know that no guy likes me anyways. What should I do?

Don't like you? Never assume that!! Alot of guys out there who like women are really quiet about it.. so for all you know a few guys could ;) but you can't /want/ a boyfriend. If you're looking, then you'll never find him... but there /is/ someone out there for everyone, I don't care what the age is.... because that person is just as young :D

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I have music on my Windows Media Player that I want to get URL's for so I can put them on my websites. But I've looked everywhere and cant find anything. Is there a way I can make my own url's through my media player? If so, how? Thanks:)

You don't have to have URL's in order to put them on your site. There is probably an Upload Files button or the sort under Files. Hope I helped a little, but if not, look for a music hosting site like Photobucket is for pictures.

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My Boyfriend told me yesterday that if he doesnt have a girlfriend who loves him when he turns 16 he is inlisting into the army and i dont want that to happen. I dont want anything to tear us apart but if he does go i will miss him how do i talk him out of it!

Im 14 and He Is Almost 15!

Ok. He's your boyfriend and he told you that? Ummm... yeah. Dump him. 'If you don;t love me I'm goign to go get shot by a man with issues about Americans in the desert.' Apparently you do love him, he just fails to see that!! If you think he;s just stressing or something, get him to remember that /you/ love him, and that him going to the Army would break your heart, just liek that. Would he really want to do that? Tell him that /you/ are there for him. Maybe there are other reasons he wants to leave?

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when i was a little girl my aunt went out with this really tall and ugly guy. he was nice but he liked to play with my private area and he stuck his in side mine a few times. i dont considder it rape or sexual abuse but i dont no what 2 say when people ask me if i am a virgin cuz besides that little thing i havent had any sex. what should i tell people. i dont mind it if people no that i am not a virgin but i really mind it if i have to tell them how i lost mi virginity and when. so am i still considerred a virgin or not and wat should i say wen people ask me that question?

I would say that for one thing, thats pedophilia(sp) and also, that you are still a virgin, even if your hymen /has/ been ruptured because of him. Most virgins these days don't even have theirs on their first intercourse. The definition really of a virgin is someone who has never encountered sexual intercourse when they have actually reached the age where sexuality can change/have a real effect on someones life, otherwise known as puberty. :P So when people ask that question, tell them damn straight and proud of it. I have always believed that should (and still is for me) being saved for the marriage bed!

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Just recently, my family purchased a computer mouse that was the laser optical type.


I've only used the rolling ball type, so this is all new to me.


But every 5-7 minutes or so, my arrow on the screen with jump toards the side bottoms. Is this normal for this type of mouse? If not, what can i do to stop the skipping around. I'm not even pressing remotely in the way it randomly jumps.

I had issues with that too when I switched to optical mice. It just means the driver is being weird, so just uninstall it and then re install it. Bada boom ^^ IF that doesnt work, call the peopl who make it.

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Okay, so I'm 14 f. About a year ago my breasts had a growth spurt and now I have stretch marks! I can't wear anything slightly low cut or you see ugly red lines. I'm not a slut or anything, but going to the beach I need to show a little... anybody know what to do?

Sure! Just use some Vitamin E lotion on them, I had stretch marks from when I grew 7 freaking inches in a few months, and they fixed it right up. I went from tiny 6th grade sized kid to the point where people mistake me for highschool juniors @.@

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okay my guy friend and i were suppose to spend yesterday together but we didn't cuz he didn't call me. he is not a dependable person. so today in the hall he said hi and i ignored him. was that the right thing to do? and does anyone have any ideas on what i should say to him or what should i do?

You shouldn't have ignored him, especially if he tends to be forgetful. You could have at least /asked/ for an explanation as to why he never called... Sometimes things liek that just sort of happen :\ :3 EJ

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When you go to the doctor just to get meds. for the flu or something...do they still weigh you? I know they do when you go in for a physical or a check-up but what if you just have the flu?

Usually when you go to the doctor to get a tenus, flu, etc shot, they usually weigh you, the whole check up thing so they can log it and see maybe if your sickness was due to physical fitness.

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