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my best friend says he is not gay but he lets me give him a blowjob at least twice a week is it ok and would that make him gay or bi

Receiving Oral sex from other males is definitely a bit peculiar, don't you think?
Perhaps he is gay and hasn't "come out of the closet".
Has you friend had girlfriends in the past?
Like you say, he could be bi.
There's no real way anyone here would know, but if he happily receives oral sex from you - and you are also a male - it could be more than just a friendly thing you 2 have going on.
Give him time to find himself.

so i think im getting my first kiss pretty soon.

[1] I want to know which way should i tilt my head? ( left or right?)

[2] what if he sticks his tongue in my mouth what do i do?

[3] where do i put my hands?

[4] What if im chewing gum?

[5] when do i stop kissing him?

NO LINKS PLEASE.
DONT say "it comes natural" im not asking HOW to kiss so dont say it.

1.
You should have your heads in opposite directions. If he goes left, you go right.
2.
If you're happy with his tongue in your mouth, suck on it, or return it by putting yours in there too and possibly massage his tongue with your own. You will soon understand when you do it There isn't really a right or wrong way as long as you don't have alot of saliva and make your tongue go around like a washing machine :P
3.
Put your hands where you like. Around his waist, back of his neck, on his chest, hold his hands.. it doesn't really matter.
4.
I don't advise to chew gum.. It will get in the way if you're french kissing and make it awkward. Plus if it's your first time, you don't want to be worried about gum in your mouth, so if you aren't comfortable with it being in the side of your mouth etc, spit it out.
5.
You kiss him for as long as you like. Until one of you pulls away or until there's a gradual come down (you get slower, make the kisses more brief).

Honestly, it's nothing to be worried about.
I know if it's your first time, it all seems like alot to take in, but I promise you will get the hang of it more or less straight away.
Happy kissing!

hi friends ,my girlfriend is still a virgin and me too but we have some oral some times, last week i met her and touched her vegina in and out as well,acidently i touched her whole but tht was just a soft touch and nothing else, but next day she told me that she had a period and regular bleeding,and she had her period 12 days back only .so we both are worried about this unusual period , she had this bleeding for 2 days but in more heavy flow.plz tell us what could be the reasion , is it normal or she have some problem ???thanks for any reply

I doubt it's got anything to do with the fingering. It shouldn't bleed that much if it does.
It could just be her period arrived early, especially if she's in her teens, as they take quite a while to regulate.

I've decided that I would like to get my tragus pierced, but it is pretty small, and I'm not sure whether(did I spell that right?!) it is big enough to get pierced.
Here is a pic(of my left ear):

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u140/bumarse/myear.jpg

If not, I'd appreciate any other suggestions for piercings.

NB!
I'd like to get the tragus piercing on my right ear, which does not have a helix piercing, so any piercing(s)(on the ear) would be ok.

Thanks.

If you want it, I don't see any reason why it would be too small.
I have mine done and it's like yours.

is it possible to get pregenat just by being fingered???? and if ur fingered hard enough, if you went to the doctor would appear as though you have had sex?? help please..

First part to your question: If the person fingering you had semen on their hands, then yes.
Second part to your question: No.

I've been going out with my girlfriend for 4 months and i'm wondering when i can finger her

When she's ready physically and mentally.
There's no set time for it to happen. You can talk to her.. unless she guides you on her own..

hey, alright so im getting my nose pierced in martch after cheering season is over. my question isnt "does it hurt" or whatever, its what side did you get your nose pierced on? the left or the right?

thanks =]

There's no right or wrong way. Or a way which makes you "gay" - just incase you're wondering!
Experiment with a stick on gem to see which side you like best. I have my right nostril pierced and had the other side too.. but I prefer it this way.

How do you have phone sex? i dont have the first clue....

"a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on." - Taken from Urbandictionary

the beginning goes,

im in love with the girl i hate, she enjoys putting out every bad thing about me...

i'm in love with a ctiric and a skeptic i'd trade her, i'd trade her in a second.

Artist: Forever The Sickest Kids
Title: She's A Lady

LYRICS:

I'm in love with a girl I hate
She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me
I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic, a traitor
I'd trade her in a second

She's a backseat driver
A drama provider
An instant update of the world
She's a first-class liar
A constant forgetter
(She's attractive, but bitter)

Did you scream enough to make her cry?
Did you turn around?
Turn around
Baby, don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time

She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Take off your shoes
Come in the room
And baby, let's try not to argue
Turn out the lights, turn on the radio
How can we fight when I'm too busy loving you?
I'm too busy loving you

Did you scream enough to make her cry?
Did you turn around?
Turn around
Baby, don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time

She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Here I am
There you go again, again
And we will not ever be 18 again
Again

And I'm worn out of fighting
And every night you leave crying
And I could use some time
And here I am
There you go again, again

So here I am, dying
Waiting for you
Waiting for you
Come back, come back to me
And I'll take you gladly
And I'll take you anyway

Did you scream enough to make her cry?
Did you turn around?
Turn around
Baby, don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time

She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Is it wierd that i don't find any desire in Oral sex...i've never done it (i'm 16) but i don't want to at all...like its not appealing.

Also, when i am making out with my bf...i don't feel anything...not like i'm a lesbian (b/c that grosses me out (no offence...i have nothing against it...it's just not me). But i mean...like i get bored...and i hate doing it for a long time.

What is wrong with me?

Firstly, oral sex doesn't interest everyone.
It could be because you aren't ready, or you just flat out don't want to do it because as you've said, it's not appealing.
You may change your mind about it in the future. I know of people who always said it was disgusting, then said they actually enjoyed once the tried it with a trusting partner etc etc.
So basically, oral sex isn't for everyone.. Perhaps if you tried it, you could change your mind, or if you don't want to, that's perfectly fine. Noone can make you and whoever you're with should respect your decisions.

Secondly, you're normal here too. It does get boring after a while.
Some tips which could help you in this position would be to make out with your boyfriend less. This way, you won't get too bored and you'll probably look forward to doing it more.
Or you could spice it up a little to make it more exciting and again, less boring.

Don't mean to put a dampener on this situation, but you have to think of all the possible reasons why you may not enjoy doing some things, or why they bore you.
Is there still a spark between you and your boyfriend? Still attracted to him?
If not, it could be why you don't have the desire to do certain things.
But then again, it could just be because it has become more of a routine and you'd like to do things differently.

Either way, I hope things work out for you.
Try doing things a little differently, new kissing techniques, games etc to see if they change your mind.

is there a way to have sex and make sure that the condom doesn't break at all during having sex?

There's always a chance of pregnancy, no matter what you use.
DO NOT put more than one condom on at a time. It INCREASES the risk.
Just make sure it's on correctly by following the instructions in the box if you didn't know already.

Hi, My mom is 100% careless, she gets me whatever i want, like anything, but i asked her tonight "Can i go to victorias secret to get bras and underwears?" she was like, THATS FUC*ING INSANE! I dont even wear that?! You'll get it when i start!" and shes 46, my sister, whom is 19.. turning 20 in january, she gets it with my MOMS CREDIT CARD! its redicilous! All of my friends wear their bras, but of corse, mine are from like, target, and the rest of my clothing is from abercrombie, it doesnt make sence! HOW CAN I TELL HER I DESERVE STUFF FROM THAT STORE!? and i already have underwear from there, my mom gave me her credit card when i was on a school trip in washington DC. and i got stuff in the mall, its pissing me off!

* what can i do to prove to her that i should be allowed to wear it?
* why do you think she wont let me?
* she wants my father to pay for it, just like everything else.

I can understand your frustration, but really, don't get worked up over it.
Perhaps your mum doesn't want to waste alot of money on products you will probably out grow, because lets face it - their bras etc are quite expensive and to be honest, aren't all that good quality.
It's different for your sister because she's an adult now and won't need to keep wasting more money as she grows.

Will she let you pay with your OWN money? Ask her.

If not - and you really have your heart set on buying them, tell her the ones you already have are so much more comfortable and you feel better wearing them.
I'm not saying lying is good here, but make it seem like they give you more confidence etc..
Because it's a pretty pointless subject to get upset and cause arguments over.

and if she still says no, suck it up and be mature about it. Act like you don't care. Maybe then she will actually think about letting you get them.
;)

I tried putting tea tree oil on my acne and found it burns like to the extreme. xD Is that supposed to happen?

It could be too strong, so add water to it and don't just put pure tea tree oil directly onto the spots.
If you see any sign of irritation, stop using it because it could infact make more damage.
It's a good product however, if your skin doesn't reject it, because it makes pus rise to the surface and dries the spots out. Lovely bit of information there!

the ice cube and breath stripe ?

[ sex related terms ? ]

They aren't sex related terms.. but you can use them during foreplay etc.
Example:
If you're giving a bj, you could suck on an ice cube before to give different sensations.
You can use them as you wish (along with other things) like kissing.
Be creative.

okay so my friend
that i talk to almost EVERYDAY on aim
like randomly stoped talking to me.

and i dont know why!
ever since this one day
when my favorite show "the hills"
was on, i put up an away message
and when i came back, he left a message saying
"hii"
so i replyed, and i was about to like
tell a story
and he randomly goes
"i have to go, i cant talk now sorry"
and i was like "oh okay.. well i guess i'll go back to watching tv."
and then usually he goes like
"GOOD NIGHT!!!"
but that night he was like
"uh. gnite"
and freaking signed off!
and the past like 4-5 days
he hasnt IMed me at ALLLLLLLLL.
and i usually dont IM people first.
so it'd be kinda weird to go like hey.

whuuuuuut do i dooo.
and any ideas on why hes not talking to me!?!?!

maybe cuz he has a gf or something
and not alloweed to talk to me??
but Im ONLY his friend
like no lieeeeeeeeeee
i dont like him at alll!

Well to be honest with you, we can't tell why he's not talking to you either.
It could be because you took a while to reply, even though you were away... or was having a bad time and just wasn't in the mood to talk when you returned.
Perhaps you offended him in a little without even realizing.
There are a wide range of possibilities and only you can find out for sure.
I know how you mean about the whole not starting conversation thing first, because I'm the same for some weird reason. But if it got to about 5 days, I'd definitely say "hey, haven't heard from you in a while" and ask how he is.
It's probably nothing to do with him having a girlfriend. Who said having a significant other had to put restrictions on your friends?

Ask and find out to be certain.
Good luck though. and I hope everything turns out just fine.

ok theres this cute guy on my bus. he seems kinda shy. i haven't talked to him yet. but i would like to get to know him and talk to him more before i start flirting. or is this wrong? what should i do? oh how should i start talking to him?

Next time you see him on the bus, simply smile and say "hey".
It could get a conversation rolling, but if not, no worries as of yet.
Let it build naturally over time.. and maybe sit next to him/infront/behind after you've said hi a few times.
You won't really know what happens if you don't try. Especially if he's shy! Who knows - he may be thinking the same thing.
A friendly conversation was never a bad thing, right?
Go for it, you have nothing to lose. It could turn out to be much more.
Best of luck

okay so there is this guy who has been texting me and i don't know who it is! here is what we have been saying from the beggining to now.
and also jordan, noah, and mackenzie are my siblings.
him- who is this?
me- anna, who is this?
him- do you like apples?
me- who is this?
him- i take that as a yes then?
me- who is this and i'll tell you.
him- i'll never tell you. i do know you though.
me- please just tell me!
him- ok ok, my name is hitler.
me- haha very funny. is this jordan?
him- no, not noah or mackenzie either.
me- oh my gosh, how do you know me? this is creepy...what gender are you?
him- you really don't know who this is do you?
me- uh no i don't but i know that you're a boy.
(i knew he was a boy because my friend called his phone and he picked up and it was a boys voice)
him- How do you know that? You a smarty pants now? And who's phone did you call me from?
me- yeah i am a smarty pants, thanks.
him- who's phone did you call me from?
me- Do you actually think that that's my voice? Why does it matter anyway?
him- Yes i actually think it was your voice being that i know you and as your new mystery stalker i think it's my right to know who it was.
me- I am not calling you, someone else is. Just tell me your age.
him- older then you.
me- Do you know my brother?
him- not really
me- how do you know me then?
him- that's for you to find out.
me- how do i find out?
him- you figure it out, smarty pants.
me- haha good one.
NEXT CONVERSATION- 2 days later
him- Did you miss me?
me- yeah i was wondering where you went.
him- haha well i am still here. you want me to tell you who i am?
me- PLEASE TELL ME!
him- haha, i dont think you've suffered enough.
me- wow, you're really nice.
him- a hint to my identity.
NEXT CONVERSATION- Next day
me- what's the hint?
him- you already figured it out, i'm not very nice.
me- okay...creepy.
him- are we being rude now?
me- well, i think it's pretty rude how you're not telling me who you are!
him- No no, that's just good fun. Hahaha, is it really killing you?
me- duh.

Okay, so that is all of our conversations so far. I've asked like all my friends and siblings if it's one of them or their friends, and none of them even know the number and they wouldn't lie. I've looked on all the websites and i know that they live in my area but you have to pay like 20$ to get the name and address or i would. So i don't know what to do and it's really creepy so should i stop texting or what?
thank you in advance!

Sounds to me someone is playing a cruel joke on you.
You can either just stop txting, or if he txts again, say something along the lines of "look, if you're not going to tell me, quit txting me" - and ignore any replies, so he will get bored and
hopefully confess who he is.
I wouldn't worry about it to be honest. and I really don't think you're in any danger.
However, if he carries on txting you after you've ignored him, or the txts begin to become offensive etc, you could always report him.
Good luck!

no matter how hard i try i just can't seem to get over my ex boyfriend. its been about a month n a half since we broke up. and i love/loved him with everything. i tried dating other ppl, but nothing works :( any suggestions on how to move on?

15/f

Think of it this way.
Relationships always end for a reason.
Now, a month can work for some people, but unfortunately, it can take alot more than that for others. There's no given time.
It depends what type of relationship you were in with your boyfriend, how you felt for him, etc etc. It's alot to just forget, isn't it?
It's hard to move on, but I promise you, sooner or later (a few more months perhaps) you will feel so much better.
You will be able to think back and realize WHY the relationship didn't work out and be happy for the times you did share together.

Maybe you should hold off the dating for a while?
After all, these boys could just be rebounds without you realizing it.
You can't expect someone to just be your new boyfriend after coming out of a relationship. Things aren't always that simple.
If you do want to carry on dating, then the process may take time to find someone who lives up to your ex boyfriends standards - only better.

Here's a few other tips which you shouldn't forget:
**Make sure to remove anything around your room etc which belongs to him - this makes getting over someone alot harder when their stuff is surrounding you!
**Give yourself time. It really does heal everything.
**Talk to your friends about him. It actually does help to get things off your chest.

Alywas remember;
It's better to have loved and lost, than never loved at all.

&

Time heals everything.
You WILL find someone else who will sweep you off your feet. :)

How do you make the heart on myspace in your display name?

Ex: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=177280647

Type:

& hearts ;
without the spaces.

This page will have a list of other symbols you might want to use, too:

http://mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=tutorials§ion=symbols

EDIT:
FYI, the profile is private and I see no heart on my computer, so perhaps you should ASK the person how they did it. It could also be a font, if that helps at all.

so my boyfriend travis and i have been dating for almost 7 months and basically im an idiot. i've cheated on him before but admitted to it then a couple of weeks later and well today we were talking on the phone and i lied to him saying my friend and i were going by to go get piercings and really we were going by another guy friend of ours house to go swimmming and so when my friend called me, i told travis to hold on and then was switchiing over to my friend and i guess i had linked the two calls instead on accident and so when my friend and i were talking he basically heard the whole story of how i might cheat and i was gonna hide the towels for swimming in my bag and everything. he then finally after a while told me that he was gonna go put the towels in his purse and i got the clue and i got scared and hung up.and ive been calling and texting him ever since and now idk what to do... i really messed up.

he's one of those typical nice guys.we havent said i love you yet and but we're pretty close.what do you think i should do? i know he's by his friends house (who by the way,hates me) because i passed by and saw his car.? :(

Relationships can be funny things can't they?

Probably not what you want to hear, but I'll give you my opinions anyway.
Basically, you've cheated and you're thinking of doing it again.

Now tell me, how would you like it if you were in your boyfriends position? If you found out he cheated and was planning on going behind your back to do it again?
Gutted, probably.

That is no way to treat someone, especially someone you're in a relationship with.
Not only is it unfair on your boyfriend, it's actually unfair on you, too.

For both of your sakes, you can't honestly be serious about wanting to stay with him, so why do you put both you and your boyfriend through it..

People make mistakes. You are one of those people. He forgave you the first time, but this time he most probably doesn't want to be taken for a fool. I know I wouldn't.

You have 2 options:
1. Just break it off if you're going to cheat. Being in a relationship which isn't faithful is just pointless.

2. Try your damn hardest to win him back and allow him to regain his trust for you.
PROVE to him you won't do it again.

I'm sorry you've had to learn the hard way, but deep inside, you'll know the right thing to do.
I wish you the best of luck with whatever happens.

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