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i've heard it's normal to be obsessed with something as a teenager (14 girl).
i am sort of obsessed with ashley greene, not weirdly because im not a lesbian or anything lol. but i just think she is pretty and i absolutely love her acting! i look her up on the internet often and look at interviews, facts, questions etc. about her. i look up where she buys her clothes and even what she eats and stuff. then i want to buy that stuff. im not like gonna stalk her or anything phsycho like that but is this normal or am i weird?!

Completely normal. I've done this with celebrities I've really admired too. As long as it doesn't start affecting other areas of your life, you are fine.

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I want to know that my cousin payam love me or not

No.

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who will the biggest winner in the 2010 football world cup in South african?

Sorry Matt, refs can't ref. USA is only allowed to tie.

Brazil is seeded number one.

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well you see we are together but they think its wrong i dont no why!

It's probably because you're too young/a slut/they're closed minded/etc. take you pick.

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can you contract an STD from giving a blow job?say that you gave someone a blowjob and you swallowed can this make your tonsils flare up and get infected2-3days later or am i just getting the flu?

Yes you can get an STD from oral sex. It is also possible you have the flu, however. Get checked by a doctor- no one can diagnose you over the internet.

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What traits, to you, does the PERFECT GUY possess?? State all the traits you think would make up the perfect, possibly unattainable guy...
I need this for my online project :) xxx Thanks in advance
Please help! And don't leave anything out!!

Alright, if we're talking unattainable perfect, I'm pulling out all the stops.

-Good hair. Either sweep-y hair or curling locks. ABSOLUTELY NO BLOW OUTS EVER.
-blue eyes
-6'0
-doesn't do drugs
-straight A's as a student
-knows who Heidegger is
-drives a BMW
-watches Scrubs and the Office
-born in Europe
-knows how to cook a five course meal
-is currently flying to Haiti to help with relief efforts
-makes $250,000+ a year
-must love dogs
-cites Ben Folds as one of his favorite musicians
-plays a musical instrument
-plays ultimate frisbee
-speaks 5 languages
-can fly planes
-good fashion sense
-perfect teeth
-hilarious
-actually thinks I'm cool
-has no criminal record
-accepts that I will be banished from the family if our wedding isn't in a Catholic church
-has taken courses in massage therapy
-knows how to dance
-loves kids
-doesn't expect me to have more than three kids
-attended an Ivy League college
-hates the Red Sox
-loves his mom

This man probably does not exist, or he's gay.

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soo, if my boyfriend had a wet spot on his jeans (could have been pre cum or ejaculation, i think it was ejaculation] and i had jeans on but i was straddling him and that was around december 19, could have been earlier or later, and now its january 23.. could i be pregnant?? i feel like im getting bigger (like getting a stomach) like i cannot be pregnant from MAKING OUT. i will honestly die. or kill myself honestly. like, after i had my period on the 3rd (of this month i think.. i spotted for about a week after that) im freaking out. ive never spotted before, but i have long periods. my parents would kill me. im only 17. help me?

You aren't pregnant.

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I just started dating my ex again (He's 23) and he is overweight. He talks about how he wants to lose weight because he said dating me he feels like a "walrus". Lately for a couple of weeks he's been eating late at night and the either that night or the next morning he'll get sick. Has this happened to anyone? I want to push him and give him tough love to lose weight but I don't want to offend him. I'm scared that he's going to make himself really sick or give himself a heartattack because of how he eats. Help please?

Approaching someone with the topic of their weight can be a touchy subject. Sit him down one on one in a comfortable setting and voice your concerns. Explain to him he's at risk for a heart attack, diabetes, and more health problems than you can imagine. Tell him you love him at any size, but you won't be able to share your love for him if he isn't a live.

Furthermore, eat healthy and exercise around him! If you live together, remove anything high in fats and sugar from the home. Find ways the two of you could exercise together, such as taking walks, rock climbing, etc. Losing weight is much easier with a support system.

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So I'm 15. I like this guy who is 17, he's a senior now and I'm a sophomore. Is that a big age difference? He'll be 18 in a couple months so it would be considered an adult. We're friends and all so its cool. I'm just wondering about the age and how it would be when he turns 18.

That is not a big age difference at all. Thundercats are go.

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Why the heck are there no REAL Beatles songs on Itunes???? There are some that are sung by other people but not the Beatles. I only want the ones sung by the Beatles! So why isnt the best and most famous band in America on Itunes?!?!?!

They're from England.

As the link LM below me posted explains, there's a ton of legal issues with releasing the Beatles' music. Seeing as the Beatles are one of the greatest bands to ever exist, anything dealing with them brings in a great deal of money. There are so many players with rights to this money that things get extremely complicated when a new form of money-making comes into the picture.

I just like to believe this is The Beatles showing us then man will never bring them down.

Yes, iTunes is the man. It is part of Apple, which is part of corporate America.

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my boyfriend hasn't called in 4 days. i have no idea why. usually it has something to do with me being a bitch or something along those lines, other times its just him being busy, but even then he'll call after just a couple of days. the last time we talked was when he told me that we couldn't get together on new years, and i was pretty upset about it for a while but got over it quickly.

like i said, usually if he's acting like this, i know the reason or have a pretty good idea. but as of right now, i am COMPLETELY in the dark and totally confused. should i wait for him to call me, which might be never, depending on why hes mad (if he's mad), or should i wait for a certain length of time and call him? anyone have any ideas?

Call him now. Maybe he wishes you would call him a little more often.

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so i snowboard a lott. and i always see a bunch of cute guys there. i want to strike up a conversation with them but i don't want it to look like i'm desperate you know? so what can i say/do?

The easiest way to meet them would be to simply ask them a question about snowboarding. Where did they get their snowboard? How did they learn a specific trick? Have they been to a ski resort you are interested in going to? All of these are completely normal questions you'd probably be willing to ask anybody. Treat someone who is attractive like a normal person; they still have interests and feelings, regardless of just being adorable!

Not every person you will strike up a conversation with will be responsive. Some people or shy or aren't used to talking to strangers or are just plain douchebags. Don't worry if the first guy you try to speak with responds negatively- there are plenty of others.

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Recently, my friend has been talking about how hot he thinks his teacher his. He keeps saying he fantasizes about her and he worships her. He said he likes walking past her room having excuses just to walk by her and at the end of the day waiting to see her leave, he said he wants to buy the yearbook and school newsaper just to oogle and at any pictures of her in them, saying "pictures of my hot teacher are like what pornography is to other people. Worst of all, he said he wishes she was a pedophile and if she wanted to rape him he'd be all for it, and he also said he hopes her boyfriend dies. This sounds kind of funny but also weird to me. I guess you could find a teacher hot, but still. Is this normal, or has he gone too far?

friend is 16 teacher is about 26

You asked this question in the past. It has been a fair amount of time since it has been asked, but in the future please only repeat questions if the need is really dire.

This is normal. Sixteen year old boys have a high sex drive and obviously fantasize quite often. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. If he acted on his feelings, this would be wrong. However, if he does not, let him have his fantasies. Thinking about it isn't hurting anyone.

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15/f

hi, i was just wondering: is it weird to be still "spooning" with my 25 year old brother every once in a while?

not that it's sexual in anyway but ever since he left college when i was younger, i've tried sleeping with him and being as close as i possibly could because i missed him so much.

i'm not a little girl anymore and he's DEFINITELY not a kid either...but it's ok...right?

i'm just wondering what most peoples opinions are on this since most of my friends think it's weird. :P

Not going to lie, I think that's a little off. The person below me said it's just like cuddling with your parents. Cuddling with your parents is pretty weird too. As long as it's nothing sexual, you could legally continue, but it's not normal.

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Is Brian Peppers a real person? He looks like he's wearing a mask!!!

Yep, he's real! Classy, right?

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I want these boots but I don't know what brand they are. They say UGG but they're way too cheap. Here's the link: http://www.wearmi.com/Products.aspx?pid=907082038330814

They're UGGS, they're just on sale.

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ok this is what happening

my parents are out with family friends, and they'll be back any minute so I need your help

heres some background

i volunteer on my cousins softball team (im 17, the girls are 15)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Allison, and we're going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with her homework. I helped her on an english essay and she still got a C. This is because her teacher is a prick... anywayz

So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex

"no i cant its not right" she said but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her diddy kong racing and ken griffey jr baseball, and then she goes to my room. shes a bit confused and scared.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz I hear you guys on TW saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

Ok so I have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

I think I may love you more than Matt does.

On the off chance this is serious, lube is not to be substituted for butter. You fucked up badly enough for now so you have two options- take her to the emergency room or get her hot again and bake some damn cookies in that shit. I think the first option would be much better for her, but the second would certainly be more rewarding for you.

Oh, in the future, don't trade N64 games for sex. Unequal values there my friend. Those things are going to be worth a lot more one day than your silly virginity.

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I just watched an episode of Spongebob and it really got me thinking. I am a total fan of Spongebob, but I am now curious if the writers are trying to make him gay. On this particular episode Spongebob is looking for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Patrick. Normally, on Valentine's Day a guy buys the perfect gift for a girl, not for another guy. Sandy, the female character in the show, isn't treated the same as Patrick. Spongebob doesn't look for the perfect gift for her.
Patrick is suppose to be Spongebob's best friend...not his boyfriend or lover. It's really bugging me. Are they making Spongebob into a gay guy?

Probably not. Children's television generally does not endorse homosexuality, though there is nothing wrong with it.

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My husband and I are expecting twin girls in two months. It's really exciting and it will be our first children. We already purchased our new family home and are really excited to get to working on it.
We're not sure what colors we should paint the baby room though. I heard that bright colors stimulated a child's mind and may later enhance their creativity. I figured we should color the nursery room fun, bright colors then. We're just not sure what colors. They're girls so I was thinking pink (or various shades of pink) but I'm not sure if that's too plain-jane.

What do you think? What are the best colors to paint a child's room in?

I've heard before light yellow stimulates a child's mind. It also lets you stray away from the norm of pink, which, as you said, can be a bit plain-jane. Furthermore, if one of your daughters ends up being a "tom-boy" she would be unhappy with pink. When my brother and I shared a room, it was yellow and we turned out to be the best people to ever exist. Yellow is also the color of the sun. If you somehow have plants instead of children, they may be able to perform photosynthesis!

In conclusion, I'd go with yellow. Light green is another option. I'd stray away from a color too gender neutral, in case in their latter years they tend to be less girly.

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Ok, I was at my girlfriend's house so we could go out and she had yet to take a shower. She didn't want to go out dirty so, of course, I told her that I would wait for her. Well, while she was showering I walked in because I really had to go (she is always cool with me coming in) and I saw her doing something really strange. She had the shower head (it's one of those handheld ones) shooting water between her legs! I'm talking, legs spread and everything! I didn't say anything to her because I didn't want to embarrass her but WHAT WAS SHE DOING?!

She was masturbating. This is natural.

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