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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:56 pm

hey! my dad told me that if i get a 92 or above on my report card at the end of the year, then he will get me a new cellphone. but see, i have a problem..softball has started and so that is what im worried about. and i havent been finishin my homework at home and i havent been studying. i need some tips to start buckling down. my lowest grade is a 78 and my highest is an 89(?)..can someone help me? i only have about 4 weeks left of school...

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:38 pm

I'm 14 and me and my boyfriend are really in love. We want to have sex and to tell you the truth I really don't know how. It may sound stupid and all that, but I dont. My boyfriend is a year older and he knows how but i dont want to ask him. What i think happens is the guy puts his penis in the girls vagina. Is that right? But then how do you do it with clothes on? I dont get it plz help.

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:26 pm

ok i jus got my period like a few days ago..and as all of you know summer is coming up real soon! i was wondering how long it normally takes for a girl to learn how to a tampon?

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Period?


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:09 pm

I got my first period in January. I haven't gotten it since then! I know I'm not pregnat.

What's wrong with me?

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:08 pm

I have a friend who's been trying different ways to kill herself and nothing has worked for her and now she's stopped eating but she's already really skinny and I've never once heard her say she was fat and she's never had any interest in becoming anorexic until her brother died and she tried to OD and it didn't work. Do people ever become anorexic as a form of suicide or is it always because they want to be skinny?


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Mother's Day


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 8:07 pm

Does anyone have any good ideas for a mother's day gift? I have no ideas! It could also be a home-made gift.

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Out of control teen


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:56 pm

Hello,
I live in Texas. I have a 16 yo son who is totally out of control. He has been to boot camp but that didn't help. He is making our family miserable and nothing we do (counseling, etc.) seems to help. We cannot find any help in our town, we are told to deal with him because he is our problem. Does anyone have experience with this?
Thank you so much!

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:53 pm

Well..a couple nights ago..there was a umm..party. and i went with my best friend. she hung with her boyfriend the whole night and i hung with my guy friends. to get to the point, during the songs *there were live bands* and i would stand with my thumbs in my back pocket. One of my guy friends, during every song, would come up behind me. He would always be close to me during the songs. He would hold my hands too. Idn what to do bc I think he likes me...but i kinda know he doesn't. ahh im so confused

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New Clubs


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:51 pm

Hi. Well, next year I'll be in the 8th grade, and I want to start a new club for females. I want to have leadership and be a good role model fo other people, and I feel that this is the perfect school year and grade to do this and this is the right opportunity to do that. Anyways, do any of you guys have names for this female club and things we should do. I would appreciate it if you guys give me some good ideas so that the club will be fun and a lot of females will want to join. Thanks for your time!

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bad headache and dont feel good


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:49 pm

About 2 hours ago I asked if I was going blind and I talked about my eyes and stuff. Well, I said I got a headache after that and it became worse. I layed down and I just woke up and the headache is just as bad. I still feel dizzy, and I feel like I'm going to throw up. Is this what migraines do? I took an Advil and it didnt help at all. Ugh! I feel horrible!

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this guy


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:47 pm

ok i'm really good friends with this guy, and we have been friends for almost two years, and friends with benefits since february. we decided that we weren't gonna try to go out (i'm 17, he's 16). recently he got a girlfriend, but things aren't goin that well between them. i tutor him twice a week, and recently he tried to hit on me and stuff like that (we stopped the benefits when he got his girlfriend). he says he's gonna break up with her, but i don't want to do anything with him until they've actually broken up. how do i get him to understand that without being mean or making him think that i want them to break up?

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how...?


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:43 pm

I have windows media player for my mp3s, and then my dad downloaded stupid musicmatch jukebox, and now musicmatch is the default player for all of my music, and I hate that... so my question is How do I make windows media player my default player? cause I can't figure it out

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disney


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:40 pm

I'm doing an english project on Walt Disney and the impact he made on America. Anyways, I need to connect it to music. Is there any song out there that is about just Disney? Not any movie songs but it's just about the Disney Company.

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cost?


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:17 pm

hey yall! i was just wondering wat the babysitting charges were going for these days! thanks :o)

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her


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:13 pm

One of my old friends' never talked about guys. Like, we would be on the fone, and i would be talking about the guy i liked, and shed kinda just, "push away" the subject. She always said she never likes anyone, and she dosent think that anyone is "cute" or "Hot". I think thats kind of weird. Then one day, we were talking online, and she told me she was a lesbian. It was really awkward, and i really started to believe her, and then when i saw her the next day at school, she was like "omg that was hilarous last night! i was joking!"....I dont know but this kind of looks strange to me..Any ideas on why she might not like to talk about guys? oh by the way..i dont want to talk or ask her about this. thanks!

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not good with boyfriends


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:07 pm

Okay so theres this guy that I really, really like, and I know he likes me too.. The only problem is, I know he's going to ask me out soon, but every time I get a boyfriend, I freak out and think that they don't like me and I get convinced that they're only staying with me to be nice, and I really don't want that to happen with this one.. Any ideas on how to stop freaking out and just let things happen?? thanks so much!

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small bootie


Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 7:05 pm

OMG, I am so frustrated right now, because I just went shopping and must have tried on over 20 pairs of jeans, and every single one of them was big in the butt. I went shopping last week, too, and still nothing. I have the smallest butt in history. I feel like I'm gonna have to walk around naked the rest of my life! What am I gonna do? Does anyone know of any stores or brands that sell their pants with smaller butt sizes? Please don't suggest Hollister, but I'm totally poor! We tried that today and they were like, $80! I've tried Vanilla Star, L.E.I., Mudd, Arizona, Paris Blues, Union Bay, and other regular brands, and I've also tried Aeropostale. Does anyone else have this problem? Where do you shop at? Thank you so much.
x3 Erin

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 6:43 pm

my face is breaking out!! okay i have 2 ? any way one is anyideas on how to reduce these pimples?? and is it true if you put toothpaste on them they get better?? i know it sounds weird but thats what i heard!
thanks

XO0X*

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 6:39 pm

okay i need some exersies that can help flatten my belly and tone my thies(sp?! so any ideas?? thanks

XO0X*

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Posted Sunday April 24 2005, 6:30 pm

There's this guy I like... he's amazing. But the problem is... he has a girlfriend. Hes a good friend of mine and he used to have a crush on me, and we still flirt but I keep reminding myself hes not single. I don't know what to do. On top of this he and his girlfriend never kiss, or hug or do anything girlfriend/boyfriendy stuff with eachother..and they have nothing in common.Do I wait it out? Or is there some other thing I can do to stop driving me crazy every day?

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