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orgasm's


Posted Wednesday March 15 2006, 12:04 am

i dont have an orgasm at all during sex or with foreplay is there something wronge with me?

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is a convo like this?


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 11:22 pm

i had this convo with my bestfriend and i feel like if my bf knew i said those things with my bestfriend that he would be mad... do you think that i was wrong to talk to my bestfriend like that even if it was joking. (the whole fuck thing is an inside joke with him) btw my bestfriend is a guy.

me: loserface
him: fuck you
me: fuck you better/more! HA!
him: haha
him: got me
me: of course i did
him: fuck you harder/faster
me: ugh. fuck you longer/hotter? haha
him: sounds good.
me: you know it!
him: you dont know nothing about sex.
me: maybe not.
him: haha you dont
me: is that bad?!?!?!?
him: yes
him: duh
him: these da...

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potential


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 10:17 pm

ok so theres this boy...of course. he is cute funny and we have known each other for over a year. we flirt and talk all the time but i love this kid and i really want to be more than friends. i want to know how to tell him but i dont want it to be weird. please help!

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cherry?


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 10:14 pm

ok so i probally sound stupid for asking this but what does it mean when someone pops your cherry i dont get it


stupid probally but help anyways

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i lost 5 pounds in 3 days...and im scared


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 10:09 pm

hey i am 14 5'8 and 115 lbs. im very skinny for my age and height and recently ive lost 5 pounds in 3 or 4 days. im scared that im really sick but i dont know whats worng

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What should i do?


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:54 pm

we'll me and my bestfriend hang out every weekend and we hang out with these two boys, c and j and my best friend started to date c, and after a while me and j got kinda bored with having them date and everything so me and him we started talking a lot and some how we got to talking about becoming "friends with benefits" and at first it was just simple just us two making out but then after that it got more serious and well i let him finger me and i jacked him off and it was more then i intended to ever do with him, we'll now things have gotten more serious between me and him and well now he likes me and i like him, we arn't dating or anything but our feelings are gettn stronger everytime we talk and i've had sex before and so has h...

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A friend or a stalker?


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:48 pm

I have this friend who I met a few months ago. We became almost like best friends (emphasis on almost) until I noticed something..she follows me. If I don't show up for lunch one day she looks around the school for me. If I don't show up to meet with her and our "possy" in the morning one day, she goes everywhere to find me, and this just creeps me out. On top of that, she ALWAYS needs my help with math homework. Always. Whenever I help her, she just says "I don't know how to do it" and when I show her, she scoots so close to me and it makes me feel like punching her. I was doing my homework this morning and said I was busy so she sat there looking at me while I did it.

Anyways, I told another friend about...

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Broken Elbows


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:28 pm

Well, I broke the pointy part like literally broke it off of my elbow it was something like the elektron or something. well has anyone else broken the same part and if so how long did you have your cast on and did drinking milk help?

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IPOD!


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:26 pm

I'm finally getting an iPod [well buying it off ebay] I want to know a few things.

001. What do you think I should get? Why?
002. How much do you think I should pay off of ebay for it?
003. What should I look for when shopping on ebay?
004. Do you think iPods are worth the money?
005. Addition Information about iPods.

I'll rate 5's! eXOh BRiTT

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confusion about his dream


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:26 pm

ok so anyway me and this were going out and he broke up with me, and then we started talking like a week after the break up, and he gave me this code to break {dymm...yid} and he wouldnt tell me what it meant. But the next day he told me that it was part of the dream and the dream was that he was sitting in a chair and i came crying to him and i asked him in a really high voice (since i was crying) "do you miss me?" and he said "ya i did" and when he told me this i sorta understood what that meant, but now as i think of it again, a month later, i realize I have no idea what it means.. does it mean , like he is missing me, or that he doesnt miss me, or what , its really confusing. and ive been thinking about for a while.

13/f

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Problems with boyfriend


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 9:04 pm

Okay, so I've got a boyfriend, Ross and we just started dating a few days ago. He's kinda shy when it comes to talking so we have silent kinda ackward converations. How do I fix that?

And all my friends, when we see him in the hall they'll start calling his name really loudly and pushing me right into him and saying stuff like " hey lovebirds " and its really getting on my nerves, I mean hes my boyfriend, I know who he is.

And, one more, Im on a volleyball team for my school and the coach and my dad are good friends. Well one of the schools rules is no PDA ( if you get caught breaking a school rule you get kicked off the team, plus im sure she'd tel my parents and I don't want them to know about him j...

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breaking the news.


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 8:53 pm

To start off, I guess I should tell you I'm 15 years old. My mom is VERY religious. She goes to church every chance she gets. She is one of the strongest believers God and the bible that I have ever met. I, on the other hand, am confused about all of this. My beliefs in God, the bible, heaven, hell are slim. I've lost alot of faith. It's my age, I guess.. I'm to the point where I need proof and evidence of everything. I can't believe in something over what a book says. I need evidence from scientists. From what I know, there has been no proff of the Bible Days. So my question is this.. How could I tell my mom that I don't believe and that I don't want to go to church every sunday anymore? I NEED to tell her, this is important. But I KNOW th...

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Broken Bracelet


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 8:45 pm

I am looking for the CD broken bracelet by Michelle Branch, I know it was an independant release, and that it was released in 2000. anyone know where i could find it, I have tried ebay, amazon, and the like.

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help!


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 8:20 pm

Iam 16 years old and my math teacher has been really mean to me like she calls me fat and miss piggy and it's really lowering my selfesteem.mrs.Trapnell that's my teachers name asked me how much my mom weighed and she asked me was my sister fat and all kinds of things like that.mrs.Trapnell also made me sit in the counsler's office for 2 hours for something that didn't even happen in her classroom I was stretching and my shirt was kind of short and this boy was next to me and mrs.trapnell saw it and this happened 2 days before she sent me to the counsler's office she said I was showing off my body in front of this boy named carl is this ok for a teacher to do this can I get her in trouble can she get fired.Is this right or is it my fault?

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Under-eye circles.


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 8:01 pm

I'm only sixteen and I have massive, dark bags under my eyes. And even when I get enough sleep, they're still there. Is there anything natural (in exception to things like plastic surgery) I can do to make the circles go away or hide them?

Thank you very much.

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313 & 212?


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 8:00 pm

in the movie 8mile (The movie with Eminem in it) at the end eminem goes
"everybody in the 313..."
what is the 313? i always figured it some sort of thing for detroit?

And then in scary movie 3 (were they make fun of 8mile) the guy goes
"everybody in the 212"
does 212 mean something? or is just a joke beacause there making fun of 8mile?
I RATE HiGH!

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Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 7:51 pm

13/Female I have streach marks on my thighs and Boobs and I wanna get rid of them... anyone wanna help?
I'm a size 3/4 and my boobs r 36 D...like people make fun of me for it becuase I wear like tang tops and like I always wear jackets becuase like I'm so self consens or w/e

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Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 7:50 pm

Okay so like I used to be a slut like I didn't have sex or nothing I just like made out alot and let guys feel me up...and like I used to have alot of guys wanting to be with me as a gf/bf and like I went out with like 3 real bf like 1 was more than half the year and like the other 1 was like 2 years and then the other was for about 4 months and like Now I like 2 of the guys really bad... like we're all friends and stuff But then like NO Guys like me this year...is it becuase I'm not slutty anymore? What Should I do? Did I het ugly? Am I like fatter? I was the same size last year too? HELP!


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how do i get over himmm???


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 7:46 pm

grr... my 'kind of boyfriend' told me that he would never hook up with anyone else.. AND HE DID WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION. i was devistated b/c i really liked him! ! he said he kinda liked this girl but now i dont know if i should get over him bc thats what my firends say but i still like him alot! help

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me and my best friend


Posted Tuesday March 14 2006, 7:14 pm

im 15/f and im gonna apologize for makin this so long right now instead of at the end.

so theres this guy and we are best friends. well we went out once but it didnt work out cuz we didnt really talk back then. well then we started talkin and we got really close and we talked about everything with each other and he was thinkin about askin me out but then he didnt and his brother asked me out and i said yeah. he got kinda mad at me for goin out with his brother and kinda started treatin me like shit. well after about a month he kinda realized that me and his brother werent gonna break up and he started bein nice again and we became best friends again. then he started hittin me again after about a month. then 2 months later i b...

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