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Virus Protection - Free


Posted Thursday September 20 2012, 7:59 am

I need some new free virus protection
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I've used malwarebites
norton 60 day trial already on computer
mcfee

I will not use bullguard.

Any others for me to use, I've used all my free trials and I am unprotected.

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Should I stay or should I go?


Posted Thursday September 20 2012, 7:50 am

Hi.
So I've been with my boyfriend for almost 6 years now. We're both 18 and have both almost finished our first year at University. Recently I've become very unhappy. I lost all my friends due to something really stupid and also because my boyfriend and I pretty much live in each others pockets, so I was always blowing my friends off to be with him. So anyway, next year is the year where Uni students usually venture out into the flatting world. My boyfriend and I have been planning to live together for the whole year, all up until a few weeks ago when I realised maybe this isn't the best idea. We've been fighting a lot lately because of my insecurities (I get super jealous super easily). He always goes out partying with his friends ...

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I think he may be interested but I'm terrible at judging my own love life.


Posted Thursday September 20 2012, 1:19 am

Hello, 18, f, freshman in college. I just got back from hanging out with my friend, we'll call her Abby, tonight on campus. Abby is friends with a lot of people so it's always a good time when we're all together. There's this guy, we'll call him Billy, that is a friend of Abby's friend, he'll be Chris. I've seen Billy around before and I've talked to him once when he was playing his guitar. Tonight was different, there was a group of 7 or 8 of us and we were all just sitting around hanging out. I arrived late because I was at a study session. I came and sat down next to Abby and about 10 minutes after I was there, Billy says "so.. who are you?" I introduced myself and Abby told me everyone's names after Billy introduced himself. A...

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Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 10:46 pm

Can i girl pop a cherry by using a tampon?

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What is it really like in the oil rig camps of alberta? Why is my fiance texting the maid there?


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 6:42 pm

MY fiance has went to work on a oil rig camp. I thought everything was fine and i didnt think much of all the horror stories i heard...until a maid answered his phone one day...when he was in the shower and she was RIGHT there. why would the maid be right in his room or so near his bathroom? anf turns out they have been talking, and texting when he goes on his night shit ALLL night long as i saw his phone records. I cant see much reason to seek out the maid to be so close with when your engaged?

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Sweaty hands?


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 3:58 pm

F17
It's been a while sense I had sweaty hands but it only seems to happen when I feel this pain on my stomach it's like pressure I aways use gum and mints to calm me down and it works but it only lasts a little because I get sick of the chewing but its like a presure that I could sometimes control by puting less force on my musles or taking air.. Any advice is great thanks!(:

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Husband doesn't make contact


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 9:22 am

Hi all, I have been married for 8 yrs to a man that has been hospitalized on and off during this time due to high blood pressure and now kidney failure.He has recently gone back to hospital after not following up medical advice.So this is the thing that l am trying to understand whenever he is admitted to hospital which can sometimes be for up to 2 weeks he never calls to let me now how he is physically or how he is feeling nor me for that matter. When ever l call to speak to him l am put on the phone to a nurse either saying he is not in bed or asleep this has been going on for years we also have 3 children under 7 yrs of age so as his wife l am feeling in the dark we have both discussed this and he just rolls his eyes and walks away. l am...

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roomate slept with my friend


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 9:10 am

I'm a college freshman- I got here a few weeks ago. It's been great except my roomates (im in a triple) are a bit crazy. They drink 5 days of the week, do drugs, and constantly hook up with random people at parties. One of them had sex with a random person the day she moved in. Anyway, I became really good friends with this guy and we ended up hooking up- then we turned into a "thing"- we were always together, talked about everything, and really cared about each other. I went away last weekend and when I came back i found out my roommate (the one who has sex with anything that moves) got drunk and slept with my friend that i almost freaking love! She lied and said they kissed but everyone on my floor knew, and I ended up finding o...

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this boy really confuses me


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 7:52 am

Leah, 16, Female

I met this boy through school, but now we have been seperated and moved to different colleges. He was a great friend back then, but this year since we have left school, I have kind of fell for him, it's like he has got everything I am searching for, everyone has that type they picture in their head, don't they? Well it is him, sometimes he will be like "i love you" he always texts me everyday FIRST with out fail, he uses the words "babe" sometimes too. I am really confused because whenever I say something cute/sweet he goes all weird and like, changes the subject or ignores me for a while. I have tried to hint that I like him a lot, and he kind of fell out with me, he wouldn't text back, u...

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License Points


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 6:57 am

I have a question about points on my license. I've consulted Google, but I can't find the answer.

I've been pulled over three times. Twice in New Mexico and once in Arizona.

I got one ticket in New Mexico where I have a permanent residence, and one ticket in Arizona where I go to college.

The ticket in New Mexico was last December and the cop didn't mention any points on my license. Do they have to mention that?

When I got pulled over this past week in Arizona the cop said I would have three points on my license unless I did a four hour online driving class.

So I guess my question is, if I had gotten points on my license in NM would he have told me? And do points fr...

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I need advice: I am feeling so lonely


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 3:52 am

I am feeling so lonely , all of my friends are boring and they ignore me for no reason .. i just need to make new friends .....but i just cant find

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am i not girlfriend material?


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 3:16 am

ok so im 17/f he is 18/m
When i meet mitch he said he was looking for a relationship, but now im left wondering if he wants a relationship with me.so basically we have gone on 5 date, all went really well. ive already meet his family (mum,dad,sister, aunty uncle and cousins) he says he likes me ect and he seems geuine. but the thing that leaves me wondering is that he is always messaging other girls (generally this wouldnt fase me considering all my friends are guys, but this is different, i just have a gut feeling.) i really like him, but sometimes he bags me out to much beyond a joke, and im no closer to being his girlfriend. suggestions?


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pregnancy: is it possible for me of getting pregnant?


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 2:48 am

my boyfriend and I have that intimate foreplay,he put me into the top of his body,his penis shove into my vagina without put it in inside,untill we both reach the climax.is it possible for me of getting pregnant?

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i think im depressed: when i see cars, i imagine them hitting me and that thought makes me happy?


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 1:57 am

Hi, i believe im struggling with depression. i think i've had this for about 2 years now.
when i was younger i used to tell myself that i will never smoke and i didn't understand why people smoke such stinky stuff. however tonight, i just smoked 3 cigarettes in one sitting by myself. and now im craving for another.
i have trouble sleeping at night and during the day, i refuse to wake up and go out of the house. i've become a recluse and im missing classes.
a while ago, a friend slept over at my house and i guess she was trying to make small talks so she asked 'tell me your happy memories'. such a simple question, but i just stared at her and couldnt even get a word out. when she fell asleep a while later, i went out of...

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scared of sex when i get older


Posted Wednesday September 19 2012, 12:17 am

well to me it really hurts and is kinda annoying when I try to put in a tampon even a little bit. so im afraid that when I get married and have sex for the first time it'll really hurt. -ps- i like just turned 13 if that helps at all- thank you.

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My bf broke up with me saying he needed time. How do I deal


Posted Tuesday September 18 2012, 11:23 pm

Long story short he says he still loves his ex. His ex is fully committed to her boyfriend and she will never get back with him. I told him he needs time to think about all this and he agreed he said he would like some time and that he is still here for me.

In this case ... It is more than likely that he and I will never get back together correct?
I am so heart broken.. I have been on and off crying For the past hour i just feel so stupid and betrayed.

I am 17 and female

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Posted Tuesday September 18 2012, 10:28 pm

Can a girl pop a cherry



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Help, I need advice: How do I change and make it better and not kill myself? How? Tell me?


Posted Tuesday September 18 2012, 8:26 pm

I have tried everything! From industrial jobs to hospitality jobs. I have made enemies, not friends. When I think I have made a friend, the end result is the opposite. I have asthma, and had no chance of fighting back physically. I have read books til I could not read anymore about verbal judo. Verbally fighting back only to get into deeper trouble. I have a small frame for a male. I can only conclude I should have never been born. I am part of the mainstream of gossip. I have worked with people that moved up the corporate ladder only to ruin me socially and mentally. The mental toll is getting to the same height as a mountain. I have gone to one of the best anger doctors in my province only the end result was this medical professional told...

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Is that cheating? Getting a phone number from another girl and calling her?


Posted Tuesday September 18 2012, 8:10 pm

My boyfriend got a phone number from a chick. I found the number and confronted him. He says they only talked on the phone and never spent any time with her. When I called her she stated the same. Was he cheating by getting her number and calling her?

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crush moving away?


Posted Tuesday September 18 2012, 7:00 pm

Hello, guys I am here to help you out alot! If you have a crush moving away and want to keep him from going? well i cant help with that. But i can help you get a kiss! ok first you need to go to a quiet place with him.
2. tell him how good he looks
3. he will reply nicely or nervously
4. tell him how you feel about him
5. lean in and you know what to do next!
and you will get the kiss you always dreamed of!!!!
this worked for me and have fun with your kiss

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