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Is this a good way to kiss my teacher and be able to get away with it?
Posted Wednesday January 16 2013, 6:24 pm
I am deeply in love with my teacher, I am obsessed with her and crave her immensely. She is such a beautiful and perfect lady. She is 28 and I am 16. I fantasize about her all the time and I can't stand the thought of not being wit her. I was thinking of one day staying after class at the end of the day for help and then when no one is around just grab her and kiss her on the lips and caress her body. I will also have one of my friends outside near the door so he can look out if anyone is coming. IF she tells anyone about it I will just say she did it to me and they will likely believe me since I am the young one and still considered a child so what could she possibly do? I hear just a claim from a student would immediately cause a teachers...
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UGGGH!! i dont know what to do!
Posted Wednesday January 16 2013, 2:46 pm
I like 2 girls: Susan and Victoria. i asked Susan out last year but she rejected me but i still like her, so I just like her and we're only friends. But at the same time i like another girl, Victoria, we are also just friends but she hugs me sometimes. I joined the play and both of them are there. i dont know what to do, how to make them notice me and more interested in me. I cant just stat here and look at victoria,shes the one i really want. I know there still might be hope, but i cant find it. PLEASE HELP!
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Wife says she wants to sleep with other men.
Posted Wednesday January 16 2013, 2:42 pm
My wife and I have been married for 20+ years. We are both in our mid-40's and have two teenage boys. Both my wife and I were in multiple failed relationships before we met. So, we both had other sexual partners before our marriage. Since our marriage, I can't speak for my wife, but I believe our relationship has been monogamous; at least I have been monogamous. My wife even after kids, still has the figure of a 20 year old. I am still in good shape only 15 pounds heavier than when we married, but I am not chiseled anymore and have a slight muffin top form with a receding hairline. I think that our sex life is great! We still go at it like rabbits 4 sometimes 5 nights a week. Although, I must admit that I am not the man I was 20 years ago. ...
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Video Editing Software For Free
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 9:47 pm
I love making videos like MEP's (multi editors projects), AMV's (anime music videos) and MMV's (movie music videos). And lately i noticed the editor I use (windows movie maker) SUCKS! I cant do a lot of things like over lap video or proper affect and I need a new one! What kind of video editing software would you recommend? Preferably one I dont have to pay for and wont give me a virus when I download it. ~Cheers!
Im a 17 year old girl if that makes any difference
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i have feelings for a married man
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 5:43 pm
ok so here goes, i have strong feelings for a married man, about a year ago he started giving me extra attention in work,nothing to much a hug here and there, he did want to come over to my house a few times but he never did as i wouldnt allow it, he also has tried in the past to kiss me whislt we were in work,which i didnt allow, thing is that i have really strong feelings for him and cannt get over these feelings, i have to see him most days in work and cannot avoid him as we have to work together, i dont want an affair with him, but its getting really hard to work with him and lately i cannot be around him because of how i feel about him, at the moment we arent even talking much only if one of us has a work question for the other, its do...
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I'm kinda stinky down there
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 11:20 am
Male,27
I have a little problem down there. It kinda smells all the time and I don't know how to solve it. Even when I have a shower like three times a day,this disgusting smell continues to be there. What can I do to get rid of it? Thanks and Sorry,since I know this is not so nice to read.
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can I still bleeed if my hymen is broken? accidently
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 11:19 am
Hiii
I am not sure if I am a virgin or not? I m not sure if my hymen is broken or not? When I was in gr 10 I iinserted a tempon jus the tip of it den I toook it out coz I was scared I don't remeber bleeding after it but I m not sure if my hymen is broken n I have never had sex can I. Stilll bleeed during the 1st time I have seXx? This hymen thing is very important in my culture so plz I neeed help wat to doo:(?
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the right time to go visit a long distance partner?
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 11:00 am
i have so much to ask this guy I've been talking to..i wanted to ask him before i fly to see him since he lives in a different country but he replies with stop being insecure.. i just don't want to fall for a guy without knowing where he's at with me.(we have been talking for 8 months and dont worry ive met him before) tired of the guys who see only sex in me or im just some fling. i try talking and he just gets upset. if i go see him. and talk face to face would that ruin our 4 day vacation? ugh.. what to do what to do..i just don't want to get hurt or waste my time. for expect anything from our get together.. we don't even talk the way we use to ever since i brought it up.
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What do I do with myself ? I feel like I want to just end it all ?
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 6:52 am
I am 24 male I am living at home with my family and I have no job no friends and am really depressed . This all started 8 months ago I used to live in a small mining town in a fifo work camp with my ex fiancee . I had friends really good money job was good and I had a fiancee that I loved ,things were good other than Gove the place as it was isolated and there wasn't much to do but I was independent and my life was going ok for a while . I had a lot of issues with this fiancee she was pretty bad to me she lie to me about everything she flirted with guys in front of me and contacted her ex who wanted to have sex with her and she lied to me about it , she did all sorts of shit to me and yes I was stupid to have gotten engaged to her but I ...
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I don't know if I like this guy.
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 5:42 am
Okay, I met a guy some time back and we are school mates. I'm 16, female. We started off as teasing each other from time to time but now we are really good friends. My palms do not go sweaty when I see him, nor does my heart palpitate as fast as a train. Although when he was absent from school I was pretty concerned.
Is this a sign? I hope not. I need to focus on my studies. And I don't get emotional over him.
So, any advice?
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20 year old male sex with 15 year old female what consiquences?
Posted Tuesday January 15 2013, 12:44 am
Hello I'm a 20 year old male that lives in Canada and slept with a 15 year old girl and was lied to about the age, I was under the influence that she was 16 not turning 16 in a week. I am wondering what can come of this? What can I be charged with? Can I be charged? Am I in the wrong? I know I am the adult here but people make mistakes and people lie how are we to know the truth with these lies thrown around so easily, what am I to do in this situation?
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Japanese Perm or Keratin Brazilian Treatment?
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 11:57 pm
Hey guys!
So all my life i've kind of been a slave to my hair. I'm nineteen now and have been straightening it since i was maybe thirteen. And even before that when I was like nine or ten I was always finding ways to control my crazy maine. I'm half hispanic so my hair is extremely thick and frizzy and very unruly. It looks good when I straighten it, but I spend so much time doing it in the morning and after I shower it's just becoming so tiring.
I really hate the frizz and I dont look good with curly hair so there's really no question that I want it straight.
So now my question haha.
I've been looking up japanese perms (also known as thermal conditioning) and keratin brazilian treatments and have been weighing ...
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Stomach hurting when school time comes?
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 11:05 pm
13, F
I dont know why, but everytime school starts my stomach hurts. I think its nerves, because im scared ill throw up. That causes it to hurt even more!
I tried medication, but it didnt work. What do I do?!
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a guy asked me out
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 8:07 pm
ok so today a boy asked me out but he just got dumped by my best friend last week and I only like him as a friend but I have NO idea how to tell him no but still be friends I would appreciate if you gave me advice ASAP I promised I tell before I go to sleep Thank You I am a girl 13 years old
~RaeleneAndZayn<3
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Posted Monday January 14 2013, 7:22 pm
i lik this person.there a stud. But i kniw they will never feel the same. Wait. I dont even know if i like this person. I might do or maybe its made up in my head. I cant seem to think. One minute we tlk next minute i dnt get no replys. Im onli young. All this is messing up my edducation. Its not good. I get mixed feelings around tthis person. Ive had a disagreeement with this person once beforr. I dont know wat to do. No one seems to undertsnad.. Im onli a kid in secondary I dnt know what going on in my head. I have mentoring but it does not seem to get me no where.
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school
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 6:47 pm
does anyone know any motivation to keep wanting to go to school. i really dont want to go anymore. i am SICK OF IT! i am a senior in high school. i want to drop out! i hate it ( i cant drop out my parents will kill me & i never would but..) AHH! but some teachers hate me & there my teachers & i have to deal with it for another semester and some days. i want school to end already!! i'm the type of person that HATES SCHOOl!!!!!!! if you didnt know that already haha! (im female by the way hehe:)
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guys
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 6:43 pm
im always talking to this other guy in gym just as friends and this other guy always comes up to us and just stands. but hes kinda awkward and stiff & i hate that. but after winter break i came back in sweats and a sweatshirt & barley any makeup & my hair was in a bun & he came up to me & he's like "melissa you look beautiful" & i'm like "thank you" & hes like "well you look beautiful like always" & im like "thanks haha" & he just walked away. he talks to this one girl whose my friend & i told her what happened and shes like yeah hes a really nice guy. & she told me he had a gf but they broke up. but he told me about me being beautiful after they broke up. d...
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Belly piercing
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 6:06 pm
15/F
I got my belly button pierced in November.. It's still infected .. I don't know if I should let it close or not? How would I know?? And If I did let it close how long would it take to heal? I want to get it repierced somewhere else.. Help please bcus I'm dated /:
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I dont know where my relationship stands with this guy....!
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 5:54 pm
15/f so i started talking to this guy alot around the beginning of Oct and we texted all the time like everyday all the time, and we were really comfortable around each other i felt like he was a brother to me i could tell him anything and i trusted him as a friend. but at the same time i just came out of a really bad estranged werid reltionship with my dad that i ended right before we really started talking. so that whole bad reltionship made me not trust guys at all or want to give them a chance and evrything a guy did i would associate it with my dad, like basically me thiking all guys are bad and i wouldnt allow myself to flirt with them, even though im not a big flirt either way. but anyway once we became good friends he told me over ...
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cum keeps comming out of me after I had sex for teh first time?
Posted Monday January 14 2013, 5:53 pm
im 18 and i had sex for the first time but after i have been cummin ot ov my pussy everyday but i havent fingered or touched it. it that normal.?
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