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My Boyfriend Wants Me to Give Him Head


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 1:30 am

ok all my boyfriend wants to do is have sex or have me give him a blow job just because i did it once. he tells me he loves me but i just dont no anymore...
its like we cant just hang out any more... :(
does he love me for me or dose he love me for the sex and stuff

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SPLURRGEED!


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 1:16 am

okay so ive been working out really hard trying to lose this last 5 pounds and today i had a splurgee day. im so mad at myself for it!! for breakfast i had some heatlhy eggs and oatmeal but for lunch i had a 10 piece mcnugget with french fries and then for a snack i had 2 donuts at work which they ALWAYS have the best ones.. its my weakness. and then i had for dinner 2 double hamburgers from burger king and a large fry from mcDees!!!! and then later tonight i had tortilla chips and cheese dip, 2 deliciouss muffins (im not sure from where or who they were by but a lot of calories i bet, but they were GOOODD) and then i just got one of those hershey "BK pies" from burger king!! ya SPLURGEE day. am i going to gain a shitload of weigh...

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what should i do im baleemic


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 1:12 am

ok im baleemic and im boy friend is worried and my friends are to...
my boy friend is threatening to dump me...
they keep telling me to go to the hospital but i dont think i need to i dont see what the big prob is... its my life should i do what they say or just say f***k it and go on with what im doing???

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How to wear lipstick


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 12:40 am

This is dumb, but how are you supposed to wear lipstick?

Do you put something on your lips first, like a chapstick? I was thinking of doing that with some spf chapstick before i put on lipstick

Do you need lipliner? what does lipliner do...ive never understood

do you cover the lipstick with a gloss??

PLEASE dont tell me to experiment, that is so not what i need just TELL ME exactly what to do and what you do or would do

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how do i make my girlfriend


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 12:28 am

how do make my girlfriend feel special

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From North America To Russia


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 12:12 am

Question: Since the world is round and Alaska and Russia are so close, why do planes need to go through Europe to get to Russia from North America?

And yes, i've researched how long it takes..and where the connecting flights are so my information is correct.

I'm sure there isn't anything wrong with flying from east to west...so why don't they fly from north america straight to Russia?

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2 year Anniversary gift ideas??


Posted Wednesday April 22 2009, 12:10 am

Okay, so my boyfriend and my 2-year anniversary is coming up. I am getting him a dc sweater. I think I might be writing some poetry about him too. I am not sure what to get him as he says he wants nothing for the 2 yr or he says he just wants me but I really want to get him something.

About him:
- He doesn't like chocolate
- He can't wear cheap gold/silver b/c it bugs his skin
- He has all of the cds of the bands he likes.
- Can’t do a scrapbook because he hates pictures and I don't have enough for a scrapbook.
- I’ve already bought him movies, clothes, etc.,

I will rate every response and thank you soooo much for your help!

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Teachers


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 10:34 pm

teachers always think theyre smarter in every way than all the students. the past 3 days 3 different teachers have said something smart ass about me and my boyfriend.

I was cracking his back (and a teacher came up to us and told us to stop smooching, we did nothing , and she physically made us seperate and go to class early)

I was putting my backpack away (once i was done i hugged him and a teacher told me that school was a public place)

These are just some examples. every time a teacher says something like this to me i just want to punch them in the face.
what should i do?
what should i say back?

And its not like were having sex in the hallway, we hug, and occas...

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How do I get over the embarrassment of losing to my girlfriend?


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 10:20 pm

I have a beautiful, sweet girlfriend and I am very happy with her in every way. She is a black belt in a martial art though. We are both in our early 20's. To make a long story short the other week a friend of mine asked if she could show him some self defense techniques. She said okay and asked him to try to grab her. He did and next thing she had put him on the ground.

My girlfriend is as feminine and nice as any girl, and my friend is about my size and I am 181 cm weighing 81 kgs – and I work out several times a week and I’m a strong guy. My girlfriend is 166 cm and weighs about 55 kg. I realize now that I was naive, underestimated her and that I had some subconscious macho attitude – but fact is I never would have t...

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best friend stealing all boy intrests?


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 9:33 pm

ok so my best friend seems and i are extremely close.she knows well everything about me and the same goes for me and about her.well it seems as though every time i tell her i like again she seems to be crushing on the same guy lets say a day or two later.she even sometimes tells me the same day i told her.it started about last night at first it didnt bother me much.we are some kids and boys dont phase me.but then she started doing it to my other friends.even our one friend who rarely admits her feelings or such.thats when it started really making me mad.then i got over it.well now i like this guy new guy we will call him pretzel boy(he works at a pretzel shop haha) he is 17 and im gonna turn 15 in a few months so only a few months.well now ...

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being eaten out


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 9:25 pm

what does being eaten out feel like? my boyfriend wants to do it to me so i kinda want to know what to expect and what should i do while he's doing it?

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omg... :(


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 9:20 pm

i was the same girl that asked this question [Link](Mouse over link to see full location)
and he dumped me today april 20th and im really sad :(..OK so it was lunch time i was staring at him so he and my friends were together but i was with some other girls. nd then i look at him and there was like this heart cookie or sumthing and he broke it in half. my friends brought me to the bathroom and they told me he had broken up with me. i litterly bursted into tears. an my friend dared me to kiss some boy in the cheek i did it and he was there (the boy i was datting) nd he saw. but someone made him dump me cause they told him i was using him.. i dont knoe what to do he told me he still loved me but idk :(..but i wasnt using him and i knoe...

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Im in love with my ex!


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 9:17 pm

OK so me and my ex girlfriend broke up because she was crushin on another guy.....and i loved my choice on brakin up with her but i just i cant move on i just cant and each time i get a text message from her my heart jumps for joy and i loved er so much and she tells me she loves me everyday what should i do????

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friendship turning into more


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 8:25 pm

I've been friends with this guy for a couple of years now; we get along great, we spend time together whenever we can (we both work full time so it doesn't happen often) but whenever we can, we do.
I know at one point in our relationship he liked me for more than just friends, but now i don't know if he does or doesn't. He has an on again off again girlfriend whom he says he doesn't really care if she's in or out of his life, so as bad as this may sound, the girlfriend isn't really a problem.
so my question is... how do i know if he likes me as more than just friends. I don't want to ask him because what if he doesn't, i wouldn't want to ruin our friendship. So what signs should i be looking for? or what do you suggest i do? i'm so confused.

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Okay I have these two friends


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 8:05 pm

I have these two friends one wants me to stay the night with them and the other wants to spend the night with me and thay don't really like each other. I don't seen either of them much and ones been my best friend forever and the other only a year I don't know what tod o! HELP!

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Flu


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 7:31 pm

About 2 or 3 weeks ago I had the stomach flu for about 24 hours then it went away. Then on Saturday I woke up and got sick, but then I was fine on Sunday. Then this morning I have the flu again. What's wrong with me? o-0

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My Ipod Has No Songs!!!!


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 6:57 pm

Okay, I had bought and synced a television show onto my ipod and then it erased all my songs. I had 109 and now I have zippo. Could someone please help me?!

P.S. It had nothing to do with how much storage I had left because I have 4 GB.

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art project ideas


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 6:39 pm

i need some inspiration.
my art side of my head has been pretty dry.
i'm 16/f
is there any websites that have like prompts? you know how you get writing prompts, well i need some for drawing/painting.
if you have ever done a cool project share it with me!
or if you have found a website with such.
thanks so much :)

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I Am Pregnant and Dont Know What to do!


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 6:38 pm

My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and it was amazing! The only not so good part of it is I got pregnant. I used three different kinds of tests and they all said I was pregnant. I am not sure what to do. I am so afraid to tell my mom because I am only 14 and she wants the best for me. Please! I really don't know what to do and I'm scared. Any advice would be appreciated. Thanks.

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Old Nickelodeon Show


Posted Tuesday April 21 2009, 6:29 pm

I'm trying to remember what this old cartoon on Nickelodeon was called. It was a cartoon and it had kids that I think were (boy or girl?) scouts of some sort, and they were always outside. I remember the background was always like, tan or orange. It was on during either the late nineties or early 2000's.

If anybody could help me out I'd really appreciate it :D

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