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Dance and ditch


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 3:41 pm

I've been invictemed to a harsh and suprising dance and ditch. That's all I have to say to describe that. I was wondering if anyone had some tips on overcoming this. Thanks a bunch!

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Fighting hammies


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 3:37 pm

Well the title says all. My two hamsters are fighting. Alot. It saddens me to the death to see the marks they put on one another. They have been together for life. At birth,the pet store, and at their new home at my house. Some conclusions came to my mind, but I really want to know some other possibilities from different people. Thanks!

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proving my love


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 3:18 pm

I was with my boyfriend for 8 months almost to the day when I broke up with him. My first few months of college had really stressed me out and the little things started to get to me and I pushed myself away from him and we ended up getting in a huge fight and I told him I didn't love him as much as I used to which wasn't true at all it was just something I said in the heat of the moment. We broke up and it destroyed him. I regretted it as soon as it happened but he was too angry to talk to me. He got a new girlfriend after a week but it was just for the physical benefits. We broke up in early October and started texting again around the middle of November and I told him I wanted to get back together but he'd tell me that I broke his heart a...

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Like a guy, but my best friend liked him? A lot.


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:51 pm

So there's this guy, he's been my friend since like 7th grade, I'm a freshman in high school now soo. Anyway, I'm not quite sure if I like him yet, cause I'm sort of getting over another guy that I've dated before. I've been hanging out with this certain group of guys a lot and so it's not like I can avoid him or anything. But the thing is, my best friend liked him for about 2 months and is just now trying to get over him. Sometimes I think she's mad at me cause he flirts with me a lot. But I can't tell if it's friendly flirting or like real flirting. One of my other best friends had this same problem and it didn't end well. Her and the other girl that was involved aren't friends anymore, and they're two of my best friends so it's awkward w...

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Where can I watch Christmas films on-line?


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 9:45 am

anyone know were i can watch the christmas film "the greatest store in the world" online ? can you sent me a link pleasee :)

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my love?


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 3:47 am

I've been dating my girlfriend for almost a year and I couldn't wish fore a more perfect girl. But recently she has admitted to staring at other guys, even while she was with me. This thought drives me insane I don't know what to think. Please any advice would be helpful

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Stuck on him till the end of time.


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:50 am

So this is probably going to be really long sorry! So in 8th grade I moved schools and I became really close friends with this guy(Let's call him S) So S and I got really close and he pretty much told me everything. I started to like him and for a while it seemed like he liked me too because he broke up with his girlfriend and called me and asked me what I thought about that and showed me what he wrote to her and stuff and if you know him you'd know he has trust issues and stuff. So then after a while one of his immediate family members died and he was crushed. It was like he didn't want to live anymore but he leaned on me for support and I tried to help him through it. Afterwards we got really close and I felt like he was in love with me n...

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cute/sexy text messages to send girlfriend


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:48 am

what are some cute, flirty or sexy things that i could send my girlfriend just randomly in the day to make her smile? i usually do it but im just running out of things to say

thanks


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He "doesnt date"


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:39 am

17/F
so christianity is a HUGE thing in my life.... and if i ever start to like a guy, one thing i look for is if he is a christian... so theres this boy at my church who is 18, and he has a great relationship with the Lord, he is just outstanding! i started to fall for him this summer. before the summer, he was awkward to talk to, but very nice to look at! haha. we started chilling in groups over the summer... and last week we went to a parrty together. i rode with him and we stopped at his house to pick up his guitar and before entering he said, "my parents aren't home would that be okay with your 'rents? i don't want to disrespect them" and i was just sooo happy he said that because that means he respects elders... ...

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phones..?


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:38 am

so here's my situation..
a few months ago my mom switched me to a go phone plan, because i ran up a really high bill.
her and my dad are still on a regular phone plan, and they each have an upgrade option, and said that i can use it for christmas, because they're both perfectly fine with the phones they have currently.
the phone i want is the samsung jack..but it's a smartphone..and me and my parents are sure that with my go phone sim card and everything, that it would work with the smart phone. all i really care about is texting and calling..i could care less about getting on the internet with it, i can do that on the computer.
so, if i got the samsung jack smart phone, would i still be able to text and call? or would it not work?
thankssss. :))

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tired but can't fall asleep


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 2:11 am

some nights, i'm so tired but i can't seem to sleep. this only happens sometimes, not all the time. anyone know what i could do?

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Texting a girl


Posted Wednesday December 23 2009, 1:38 am

Alrighty, so I'm 17. And there's a girl I like. She just got out of a relationship, so I'm keeping my distance, as I don't want to rush her into things, and I'm not 100% sure she likes me. Anywho, we haven't been able to see eachother since it's winter break and she's been sick. We text everyday. So I was wondering, what are some flirty, but subtle things I can send to her? Maybe something like a nickname or something. I don't know, something. Anything would be helpful, seeing as how I'm pretty bad with women, ha. Thanks in advance.

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Girlfriend v Sister


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 11:52 pm

Here's my situation:

My girlfriend wants me to give her a ride to school, because it gets cold up in our parts, and her car sits outside, so its always frosted over and unless she catches a ride with her mom, or leaves early on the bus, its impossible for her to get there. She hates the bus because the little kids on it are annoying and some mornings, her mom leaves early for work, so she can't catch a ride.

Giving her rides really isn't a problem for me, but it is for my Sister. She's 4 years younger than me, and it just seems impossible for her to get ready on time for me to pick up my girlfriend when she wants to be picked up. I tell her every night before she needs to get ready on time, and I still end up b...

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How do I ask out the girl I love?


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 11:08 pm

I was wondering if you would have any advice on what I should do to ask out the girl I love. She may know I like her, but she doesn't know my true feeling. I've made loads of poems about her, but I've never gave one to her. I don't want to just walk up to her and say "Wanna go out sometime?" I want to at least have a chance. :/ Help?

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Movie Sex Scenes


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 8:18 pm

this is kind of a weird question but I was wondering if anyone knows of a movie with a really good sex scene in it. Not a porn movie or anything like that, just a regular movie with a pretty steamy sex scene like the note book or something. Thanks!

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after okay?


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 8:13 pm

so i'm trying to loose weight and i've bee using these dieting pills that were recommended tro me by my aunt. i'v been taking them around 6pm at night right after of before i excercise and then i noticed that on the bottle for the pills it says you should take it before breakfast but i always forget because in the mornings it's a real rush for me. so i was wondering if it really matteerd when i took them? and does it still have the effect if i take them at 6pm when i come home from work?

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It hurts to see him with her


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 7:54 pm

First of all i would like to say thank you to all those people who told me to stick with my vow, b/c it turns out he was playing me anyway.(God my love life sucks)anyway i had this friend with benefits over the summer who helped me get over some serious greif, and we kinda became attached to each other, he's the only person who knowd my deepest secrets. And we contiuned being friends with benefits until say mid-nov. Recently i found he has a girlfriend and that kinda broke my heart...not tht im not happy for him or anything thats not the case. its just the fact that whenever we were together it was like we were going out...that and people expected me to go out with him. Now, whenever im around him i get a hollow feeling and when hes with hi...

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video game - ncaa basketball 2009 ps2


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 7:44 pm

hey does anyone have ncaa basketball 2009 for ps2? if you do how is it is it good?
does it look like this? http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/sports/ncaabasketball09/video/6201313/ncaa-basketball-09-gameplay-movie-3


thanks!

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Dad left 4 years ago, and I found Him. What should I do?


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 7:38 pm

4 years ago was the last time I saw my dad. He left without a trace. We've been tracking him and he was arrested today. I might go see him tomorrow, and I am thinking of what to do/say. I could really use some help now. I am a 14 year old male.

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So much happening...


Posted Tuesday December 22 2009, 6:59 pm

My boyfriend of 14 mths told me recently he joined the Air force. However he told me after everyone else new and over two weeks after he told everyone else. His friends, the lady who cuts his hair, even my neighbor knew before I did. I feel very hurt not just in the fact he kept something from me like that, but the fact he lied to me. He lied to me by saying that he was hanging out with his friends when actually he was joining the air force. I guess I just figure with as long as we dated he could at least be honest with him. I've been completely 100% honest with him from the beginning. I'm am extremely hurt as of right now and been thinking about ending it for the past week and a half. Besides he could be gone for a yr to two at a time. I j...

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