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CODE talk for teens


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 10:41 pm

Okay, first off I am a teen and my boyfriends mom "monitors " our chats and ... well everything ( think what you want, I have my opinions too) Anyways she has a security type system that alerts her when we say certain things, and according to Jan (his mom) Angel and Horse are "CODE" talk.... I have googled it and everything and I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. I don't see how angel is a CODE word for anything??? Please PLEASE help!!!

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Graduate Early or Live it to the fullest?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 9:20 pm

well, i go to a university but I am a commuter student. Right now, I am going into my junior year. I'm a psych major but I plan to get my masters in higher education administration, which is like to work in a university (advisor, counselor, admissions), and maybe pursue a doctorate to become a dean or even a professor. Right now, I go to a good, well respected school. a lot of my friends go to IV league schools and sometimes I feel kind of stupid. Even tho I go to a good school, I mean, it's a state school. But, I guess the reason why I feel a little bad is because I live at home still. I am trying to live the college experience to the fullest because I go to a real school. I'm joining a sorority and i"m in a bunch of other clubs as we...

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anger build up


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 8:33 pm

I hate my best friend, i'm not going to go into detail, it just all sums up into her being a bitch. Anyway, this is what happens when i get mad at her:
I'm nice, explain how i feel about the situation, ask why this happened. she doesn't text back for a few days, then pretends like nothing happened, i, just wanting to move on, pretend to. things go back to normal, another week goes by, she does something wrong again, and the situation repeats.

Because of this, I have a lot of anger towards her. I'm mad at her again, and i know in a few days she will text me.

Should I A. just never respond or B. bitch her out?

I am not being friends with her anymore

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I stink


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 8:21 pm

I smell like ass even after I take a shower, why?

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I want to kill myself


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 7:32 pm

Long story short:

I'm an 18 year old Irish guy, my life has gone to hell in the past 5-6 months, I fathered a secret child with my now ex girlfriend in February, told absolutly nobody! The baby died the following day, still nobody knows. Our relationship hit rock bottom dramatically after that, things got violent (not physically though) and in April my girlfriend stole €700 from my mother so all hell broke loose and I was banned from anything got to do with her. She became ill soon after and said she could die until one day she just cut contact with me alltogether. I seriously thought she died but now 2 months later she contacted me to let me know she's pregnant again, my whole family are now involved and all believe she i...

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Serious question! How do you get over a fear of turkeys??


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 6:14 pm

Okay well I am extremely, deathly afraid of turkeys and it gets annoying because my neighbors just got some and I'm afraid to go outside. I got attacked by one when I was little and I never really got over it. I need some tips on how to get over this fear. This is serious I am not joking!

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Breakup or stay together?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 6:08 pm

I am a girl age 19 and my boyfriend is turning 18. He is my best friend and I do think I have love for him, but lately I don't want to be tied down anymore and I've started to wish I was single. It's not really my boyfriends fault, but since I've been dating him, I don't do things I used to love and I don't really see my friends as much as I would if I didn't have such a close relationship with my bf. He's such a sweet guy and I'm lucky to be dating him, so I felt like I should be honest and tell him I need space. So I did and i thought things were better, but now he says we "need to have another talk" and he concluded that he feels kinda like im using him just so that i am not alone...since I want to date him but I don't want to ...

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Talent Show


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 6:02 pm

I really need some ideas for the talent show to empress lots of people...I love making people laugh but I don't want to look stupid...If you can help me by giving me some ideas...that would be great:)

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Is she worth my pain?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:59 pm

My friend and I have a lot of history. Long story summarized...
I lied to her about a pregnancy from when i was 15 years old that I told her was aborted but really never became a viable pregnancy. The boy who impregnated me was my boyfriend of 2 years and we broke up when I was 15 around the time the pregnancy happened.
When I was 17 i met my friend, lets call her Sally. Sally and I were friends for 6 months before she started dating the boy who got me pregnant, he was a mutual friend of ours and rather than ask me for my blessing she just kind've told me it was happening. Realistically I would've liked to have just been asked and I would've said yes regardless, they've been dating for 2 years now.
I'm now in a new re...

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homade summer camp


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:35 pm

So my uncle has me watching the children for the week because they don't have to go to summer camp. Problem is he won't let me put them in front of the TV. All day so I need to know what to do with them. They were 8 and 6

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boyfriend cheating?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:33 pm

my boyfriend Junior. I've been knowing him for about a year now. there's this girl, stacy, who's his "ex" me and Junior have been going out for a couple of weeks now and since the day he asked me out, we've been hanging out every single day and talking on the phone/texting every day. he's introduced me to some of his cousins, and a lot of his friends as his girlfriend. a couple of days after he asked me out i heard he was still with his "ex" so i confronted him about her. he said that she still hasn't let go of him because she had a miscarriage by him and she's emotionally attached. I believed him, put that whole situation in the past then a couple of days ago one of mine and stacy's mutual friends told me stacy's tellin...

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Musical Audition songs???


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:28 pm

So im new to the MUSICAL theatre(but not in theatre in general... ive done only stickly acting till recently) and im planning on auditioning for the local theatres production of aladdin jr. I need a good braodway song for girls alto/1st saprano.... any ideas???

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telling family to back off nicely


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:14 pm

ok so my family dont like me because they think that i will turn out like my mother... who is really bad.... but anyways she aint in our lives... so i ended the emotional abuse b getting up and leaving and now that i just mind my own business the go and accuse me for things they lost and like i stole it... and i just would like to know how to tell them to just back off respectfully and not like them saying im not considered a part of their family no more! it hurts but i dont want them to get hurt with the things i could say!... what do i do and say???


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Why are they called G-Strings?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 4:11 pm

Why are G-Strings called G-Strings?
<3 Tegan <3

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G-Strings cause butt acne


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 2:44 pm

Do G-Strings give you butt acne cause I am 13 and I have been wearing G-Strings since I was 10? Is 10 to young?
<3 Tegan <3

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liesbainism


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 2:24 pm

how can one be free from the spirit of liesbainism

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What do his mixed signals mean?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 2:19 pm

I have a crush on this guy but idk what to do because he is so confusing. One day he is all nice to me he will hug me and give me a kiss on the cheek and he makes me laugh so I think he likes me. He even shares some of his interests with me. The band that he is in has a fb and he sent me an invite to like their page and so far I'm the only female friend he's done that for. All the rest of the people he has done that for or his male friends or family members. But on other days he will seem uninterested and annoyed so I then I don't think he likes me so I go off and talk to other people. But when I stop paying him attention he keeps staring at me all time but wont say anything. I don't get it. Why does he act this way and what should I do the next time he acts distant?

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Does he love me?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 1:21 pm

Me and this guy have been getting really close and we were hanging out the other day and he said he wanted to talk to me so i followed him and he started kissing me and i was so nervous i couldnt talk and he sat with me and i could even say anything i was speechless i have liked this guy for a while and now hes calling me and calling me and im too scared hes gonna say that he doesnt like me like that and so i havnt been calling him what should i do?

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How do i save up this money in a matter of this many days?


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 1:14 pm

So im 13 and ive been depressed over the year but i've gottena lot better, and to cope my therapist said i should do things/activites that make me happy, so i love to do art/paint, im doing that, and i love music so i figured i would try acoustic guitar for the first time, because music is such a big big inspiration and help to my life and way of living, so ive been looking on ebay and there is one that is really nice with a stand, pick, guitar case and other free accessories and its like totally new, its $30+s&h=$40, which is really good, i already have $10, and i already do chores but my mom wont pay me, and i need to get this guitar within 13 days? any advice/help????!! neeeeed this guitar, im going to babysit and make alootttt of m...

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i have mixed feelings


Posted Tuesday July 5 2011, 9:48 am

me/18 bf/20

my boyfriend and i have been together for a year and we've had alot of "trust issues' eventually i found out that he was cheating on me with another girl so of course i confronted him about it, but he denied the whole thing and said he just firted with her he then confessed everything he ever did during the course of our relationship, he says that he just flirted with girls but i don't believe that this is true, he said that the only reason he did this was because he found out i was flirting with other guys behind his back, but he also cheated before he found out about this, i know it was wrong of me to flirt with other guys but i thought we looked past that but it seems we didn't because he told me that he &...

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