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I have a friend that sleeps with a lot of people, I tell her it's bad but she still does it. Well one day during lunch she took a pregnancy test (she never uses protection, and she's been pregnant before but had a miscarriage) and well it came out positive. She got home and somehow her mom found out, and was like "How many times are you going to do this, you act like a ho, stop sleeping with people" and stuff like that. And then she told me she took another test and it came out negative saying that she wasn't pregnant. So that's what she belives, she thinks she isn't pregnant. Is she pregnant? I heard that the only time pregnancy tests can possible lie is if it comes out negative, and that if it comes out positive then she's defninitley pregnant. Which is true? Is she pregnant?

Theres really no way to tell by that O_O She should go to a planned parenthood and have one done there...

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i have acne on my back, i hate it! i'm embarressed to wear tank tops and other shirts that show my back. HOW can i get it to GO AWAY!?!?!?!?

Try going to a dermatologist o-o You could probably get it to go away with some antibiotics.

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my boyfriend has one problem. he smells. and has bad hygene. he smells like he hasn't bathed. he probably doesnt wear deoderant because he always has that strong smell under his arms. he DOES take showers because every night when we're on the phone he gets off to get a shower, but the next day in school he smells. one of my friends IMed him (annonymously on a made-up screen name) and told him to wear deoderant and take showers. but it hasnt changed, so how do i tell him? i feel SO bad tho. he's 15...

O_O EEEWWW! How the heck can you date someone who smells? Tell him if he doesnt improve his hygeine you will break up with him.

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Well today my friend said it was un-believable that a kid in my class weighed 110 pounds. I started to feel bad because I way 120 pounds. I know its my muscles but it makes me feel bad. She made feel so bad because she ways 55 pounds! I really don't know what to do because she keeps sorta bragging and I feel bad I way 120 pounds.

Well you must take into account any hieght difference O_O If she is 55 lbs she must be reaally short :P If you are taller you should weigh more! Just becuase she is freakishly short doesnt mean you should feel bad. Shes only making you feel bad to make herself feel better ( Probably becuase shes insacure about being short ) She will eventually catch up to you. maybe even surpass you weight wise O_O just shrug it off and tell her to go eat a sandwich.

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My name is Jamar and I have been in love with this girl named Christine. But she doesn't know. Iv'e known her for 3 years. Where friends but I really love her as more than a friend. I'm 13 so can you help?

Well, you realize that if you pursure the relationship you will have a high risk of killing off the friendship. If you express your love and she rejects your friendship will be quite akward. You are only 13, maybe you should keep the friendship going until you are older. If you still love her in a few years then it is probably worth it.

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Ok, my armpits are so sweaty. Like after church, I took off my polo and there was sweat all over it. It's so gross and I'm afraid people will like make fun of me. Especially because I wear tight shirts. Anybody know how to stop this. I'm a female and use anti-persperant deodorant. It keeps the smell gone but not the sweat. The brand is Secret. Help! Thanks and I rate.

I have this problem too X_x I use degree in the spray can. It works way better than those girly deoderants

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Something is wrong with me.. something always has been.. i`m thirteen and i have it fixed in my head that life planly sucks when i know and everyone else is telling me my life is good. i can`t stand whining and so i`m going to say i`m not. i always thought of myself as a sort of depressionist but i don`t need help. i don`t cry EVER.. but i want too. any advice.. please? xxOo

Go get some meds Oo You probably have a chemical imbalance.

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There is these 3 boys on the bus that keep bothering me and my best friends. They keep saying that we're a "threesome" and in three days they've made me cry 5 times. They call us sexy and say I love you. We know that they don't mean it.. they're all a year older than us (we're in 7th grade) and they always try to steal my stuff and call me and my best friend gay. I've tried EVERYTHING!! Nothing works.. a little help on handling these people?

Say "I wonder which is smaller your brain or your dick" XD That will probably scare them into going away :P

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i've been hanging out with the druggies and gangstas at my school. my best friend which is none of those got mad at me because shes going to think im going to do drugs or change my style. i was always hanging out with the gangstas though so shes mostly worried about the druggies. she makes fun of some of my friends and i act like i dont like them but i really do. i dont want her worring about me and who i hang out with but its sorta hard. i've always been the one getting in trouble or bending the rules but shes never really seen that side of me because i act like a totally diff. person around her. what should i tell her so she can stop telling me who to hang out with? and make her stop talking about my friends???

thanx

Maybe you should try listening to her. Shes obviously the one whos thinking straight here.

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In the aftermath of the tsunami, the eternal theological question is again posed: what sort of God permits the slaughter of blameless humanity on such a scale?

On the abundant available evidence does it not seem that, if there is or was a God, it is now malevolent, mad or dead?

No, religious nutters please - this is a serious question I'm posing.

Dr Kesha

You cannot prove god or dissprove it. Only you can answer the question for yourself.

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Months ago I meet this guy,fell in love,he was the 1 who said he loved me 1st!! Then we broke-up,but we'd still tell each other we loved each other. Every time we were together something would happen ether we'd kiss or have sex!! (this is after months of being apart) But I'v told him am not a sex toy. & Resently I told him I still love him, he said that he does love me but he doesn't know how strongly, in what way or if he loves me like I love him any more!! I asked him what he wanted to happen between us but he said "I don't know just now" Am so confused & I know no1 else can tell me how he fells but can some1 at less give me some advise on what to do??

Drop him, The only reason hes toying with you is he wants more sex O_O he doesnt love you at all, just the sex your giving him.

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ok im 13 and my stepsister is 14!! we hang out all the time and shes really cool and i love her to death but i think im becoming jealous of her! she just started highschool and seniors already asked her out, shes capitan of the freshman cheerleading squad, she's really pretty and popular, is always invited to partys and has her own partys, she has alot of guy friends and girl friends, always has guys over at the house, always has a bf!! my dad and her mom spoil her rotten! anything she asks for she gets! and everything i ask for i have to earn!!! my parents always pay attention to her and not me and i feel left out of things! shes even going to california! shes already had her bf spend the nite! and its not fair! and i don't know wat do! please help me!!!

Well the seniors are asking her out only to have sex with her, so dont be jealous of that. She is going to turned out messed if shes that spoiled. Please try and make better decisions than your step sis, you dont want to end up with a baby O_O

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I am 14/f and don't tell me i`ve made the biggest mistake of my life...i know i've made a mistake and i`m gonna follow my responsibilities. My boyfriend, who I have been with for 11 months, has been in jail for 6... he just got out and we really like each other you know? Well, while he was in jail-i had a little side thing...with a 16 year old black male...lets call him mike..me and mike really liked each other and did it a lot..but when we did it on the first day of my period-something happened. Last night, my stomach was hurting sooo bad while talking to my boyfriend. So bad that my mom took me to the emergency room. She decided to give me a pregnancy test..and it`s positive. I`m nervous and all and 6 weeks pregnate in the 9th grade... I have the money and skills to support it..but MIKE doesn`t want anything to do with it. My dad wants it aborted but I want it...my mom does too. What would you do in my situation? And how do i explain to my boyfriend who is trying to get his life back on track?

Man >< Your in a spot. I would reccomend having it aborted too, but you could also give it up for adoption. It will be ALOT better for the child if you put it for adoption where it will go to a family that is emotionally/financially ready for it. Your still a kid! You should be out having fun before you have to have these responsibilities. After your done being pregnant GET SOME BIRTH CONTROL!

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ok, my parents are divorced, i think all my friends talk about me and hate me, and i think my moms going to die!! whats wrong with me? sometimes i feel like cutting myself but i don't. i just think thats not how u solve things but i feel like doing it so mucch. my life is soooo screwed. canyou help??

Well dont hang out with those people anymore O.o and try going to a psychiatrist, you may be depressed or have social phobia.

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i'm 5'1 and i'm really short compared to my friends, its kinda embaressing since i use to be taller than most of them.. what can i do to grow taller? no pills or w/e

Well your genes pretty much determine you height, you cant change that. Just make sure you get enough calcium and vitamins so your bones can grow. Maybe you just havent had your big growth spurt yet.

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Hey Ive been reading up on food records and the like, also read that some recent record breakers have won thousands of bucks in food competitions (and these guys are actually pro eaters- lol). Anyway, I have always been really good at speed eating and after some experiments I know I can take these guys. What I need to know is how the hell does one find those competitions? I tried internet searches and all they give me is something like "join our hickville chilli cookout"... I am really keen to find some of these events so I will gladly rate anyone that is helpful 5.

I believe the big hotdog eating contest is at nathans hot dogs in new york. You could try looking up contests on the food network website :)

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Do diet pills really work? I know there not healthy or anything. But i was thinking that if I went to my doctor they could perscribe me some healthy diet pills. Has anyone ever took them or a family/friend? And did it actually work. And yes I DO need to lose weight. Not a little about 100 pounds or so by next september or december. --And im also talking about the diet pills you can by in the stores. Thanks!

I dont believe doctors prescribe diet pills O_o becuase they havent come up with a "miracle pill" yet. The best way to loose weight is the hard way =/ diet and exercise. Its tough but its better than dieing from taking a crazy pill >_

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my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me about everyday and i feel the same but i think hes tryin to make me break up with him...always tellin me about other girls and them kissin him and its juss soo rude! what do i do?

Break up with him O_________o he sounds like a jerk who is too wimpy to break up.

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i just figured out that one of my really good friends drinks and stuff..and it really sucks because now my whole perception on him is totally changed. is it really that bad to be drinking as a freshman in high school, i mean i know everyone does it or whatever..but its just really sucks to find something like that out about someone you thought you knew..any suggestions on what to do?

Everyone does not do it ~_~ Why dont you talk to him and tell him what a jerk he is being by drinking. If he blows you off hes just not the same person he was before and you should forget about him.

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Im tall like not gigantic but im bout 5 6' and im 14 and im not even 100 pounds i dont have an eating disorder i just have always been really skinny cuz i have a good metabolism. How can I gain weight so people will stop making fun of me and i'll feel better about myself?

Exercise lol I know it sounds weird but gaining muscle makes you gain weight, good weight. Try working out with weights.

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