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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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ok what exactly are guys looking for? i go to a private school and theres like 100 people in my grade... its pretty even (guys vs girls) and ive never been asked out. people always tell me im pretty and funny and i dont get it. im thinking that its just that the guys at private schools are retarded because a lot of really pretty popular girls dont get asked out.. but yea... so what are guys looking for? i rate 5s (link)
your lucky my 8th grade class had 14 peolpe in it, 2 girls. not exactly good odds. looks definitely help, but confidence is major. you have to carry yourself well or else ugly girls will get asked out before you. personality is helpful, be nice, and funny. but yes most guys in private school are retarded and dont even know how to talk to a girl.


besides babysitting, what are other little ways of making money at age 14, and also besides getting a real job (bc my mom won't let me) (link)
i see nobody has made the obligatory prostitution joke yet.


girls...what is a good idea of type of outfit to wear for first date. but i wanna know specifics like brands,colors, etc. (DONT SAY ABERCROMBIE/HOLLISTER i dont wear it) i like to wear polo shirts and button down shirts. i look good in them (in my opinion). my eyes are bluish green so do i wear something to bring out my eyes? i have spikeable hair but its also long enough to look good kinda messy and down.

also... any good ideas for 2nd and 3rd dates? (link)
clothes don't matter, its whats under the clothes that counts. seriously guys don't really care what ypu wear but the more skin you show the Better.


Me and my boyfriend have been dating like almost 15 months and we are getting to the more intense sexual side our relationship, but i have something i had never told him. I was raped at a young age and I dont know if he will be able to tell. I always told him i was a virgin. Do you think I that would be concidered lying even though it wasnt consensual? And do you think I should tell him I really need some help. (link)
yes its considered lying, no i really wouldnt recomend telling him. i dont know why, but it doesnt seem like a good idea. anyways, no he wont be able to tell that you arent a virgin, even doctors cant tell.


When a guy gives a girl a head job is it still called a 'blow job'. Also what does a guy do when he gives head to a girl cos its very different then when a girl gives a guy head (link)
its rarely refere to as a blowjob, usually called eating out. the puts his head between your legs and licks your clitoris. if you have any other questions drop one in my box


can a gynocologist tell if you are a virgin or not?
help if ya can
~carrie~ (link)
no they cant, they can make an educated guess though. you still have your hymen then you are most likely a virgin, unless the guy you had sex with had a really tiny dick. if you dont have your hymen, well it could have popped from sports and such stuff. but whether or not they can tell, they arent allowed to tell your parents. docter patient confidentiality.


I have this friend,(E) and every time I turn around, I hear that she was trash talking me!! Well me and my two other friends, (L) and (H), and they keep telling me she was talking trash about me! I have known (E) since 4th grade, and she is my friend so why does everyone tell me she trash talks me?? Who should I believe? I rate high!!!!! (link)
tell E a fake secret, only her. then see if anyone finds out about it then youll have your answer.


hey is it bad to charge your cell fone to much ??
and do you knoe of any stores to get cute cell fone face plates?? (i rate high)!
xoxo need advice (link)
yes its decreases battery life if you do. i just bought an awesome face one at one of those booths at the mall


ok in my english class I have to write a paper on a assigned topic. My topic is abortions. I need opinions and any information that is good and bad about abortions. Please I need help on this. I have my own opinion but I need more than just what I think. (link)
ok heres what you do, start out your essay with "killing a living breathing feeling human being is wrong" then go into how feeling doesnt happen until the second trimester, and how breathing not only doenst happen until birth, but it doesnt happen until the baby is spanked by the docter to get his/her lungs working.


Ok, for girls

Why do my... boobs hurt all the time?!?! Like if I don't put a LOT of pressure on them.. they hurt like hell!!... can someone please help me cause this has been going on for awhile.. and It's REALLY bugging me!!!! (link)
theyre growing, itll pass. a girl taht answers this will have more technical answers but tahts the gist of it.


Well over the weekend I'm stuck with a huge project over the weekend and...its a group project and two of the guys in the group goof off all the time and are failing the class and the other guy is a cute,nice,funny guy I flirt and joke around with sometimes. He's into the project but he's not into getting everything together. I've got this amazingly funny and fun idea for the project, and the only way I'm gonna get it done is if I do it all by myself. So my question is, do people hate it if you do all the work? Does doing all the work piss people off? Will the guy not like me anymore if I do it by myself?
Thanks so much for helping! :-) (link)
theyll be happy did you did all the work and they get the good grade for free.


i have a whole spring break to make 300$! i need it at the end of the week! i borrowed my sisters ipod for a day and then someone stole it out of my purse! i have filed a police report but the chances fo finding it are very slim. PLEASE give me ideas besides just babysitting to come up with 300$ in a week! i dont have a job because im 15 but i dont have enough time to apply and make 300 in a week.

PLEASE give me any idea you have! i'll take it! I RATE! I"LL DO ANYTHING!

TIMES GOING FAST! (link)
well i was gonna make a joke anbout prostitution but someone beat me to it, my advice is to steal someone elses ipod. shes your sister she should understand if it takes you longer than a week to raise 300$ and hey theres always freeipods.com


ok so me and this guy have been going out for about 4 months, im 14, female, and i luv him soo much! We hav made-out and been to each others houses, also hes looked down my shirt and lil things nuthing totally taking clothes off or anything, i definately dont want to have sex because im a christian and ive made that promise so what should we do if i want more than just making out? (link)
well theres always oral sex, that will probably be the farthest you want to take things since you dont want to have sex. theres always 3 base, which is "touching" under clothes, thats probably where you will want to take things next. there is also dry humpingg, which is basically lying down and grinding up on each other with clothes on.


Ive waxed before but only on my face. Im tired of shaving everything below my chin!!!!! What is safe to wax. I mean what areas. Should I go to a pro for it????? (link)
everything is safe to wax, but yes other than your arms and legs its better to go to a profesional.


Do guys get bored when fingering a girl? And how do they know when to stop? Does she have to tell them or can he feel it? (link)
Well, i dont get bored its quite fun. The way a guy knows to stop is when you cum all over his hand. Now if you want him to keep going after that, or if you arent a "squirter" then yes you are gonna have to tell him.


Hi, i love going on the computer and making nicknames but i always need to use an e-mail adress. My aunt has one but i hate using hers on things that she doesnt know abuot cuz she doesnt like me to. And she wont let me have my own, is making up fake ones bad? Can i get arrested or anything ? (link)
get a yahoo.com email address she never has to know, but no you don't get arested for making up fake ones


i am a freshmore(15) any ways moving on i have a boyfriend whome i love very much and i assume he loves me to anyways hes the greatest any ways we had sex recently for the first time and now evrey time i see him he i guess think he want s to go that far evy time but i dont know..... i love him (an dim on birth control and he uses condoms) but im still scared. ami i just over reacting... and i know its not cause im not sure if i like him because i know i would give up every thing for him and he would give any thing for me so what shouls i do.......
apoolgy for it bing so long

~lauren~ (link)
with good reason, he does want sex all the time, thats how guys are.


Man's oldest question is still without answers: How can we become a 9 foot lumbering green monster of Doom and Discomfort?

We could go the comic book route, using a fully charged gamma bomb and, through nothing short of a miracle, become the Hulk. This method, however, seems a bit impractical as a large dose of Gamma particles would likely melt away any semblence of living matter.

So, my esteemed advicenator patrons, how do we simple creatures achieve the ultimate awesomeness? (Because throwing around oil tankers seems like fun right now) (link)
the hulk is not 9 feet tall, the hulk isnt even 6 feet tall if i remember correctly. so you have that covered, bulk up going to the gym, a little. paint yourself green for greeness, read some of the questions posted by 13/f on this site for hulk like stupidity. youre all set


As a seventeen year old female who is oober tired of stupid highschool guys and would like to move on to more mature ones... how old is too old for me? (link)
20, i have a nice mathematical formula for figuring this out. now if you are an old 17 then you can go for a young 21 but do go too far from the formula.


Okay, well I am in 6th grade. Me and my best friend have been soo close through elementary school and are families are so close and we even own a beach house togehter. Well, see Through out this month we have started to grow apart. She is trying to be like her older sister (preppiesh) and like that but before she started wanting to be like her older sister she hated the way preps were and that they were retarted and stuff. Well, now she has become a prep and is being someone she isn't. She used to hate this one prep and now she is like trying to be her closet friend. I hate the way she is being. I am hopeing it is just a phase but if it isn't I think we will be spilt up and stuff. I wish I could tell her this but since we are growing apart I don't know what to do. I used do everything to be her best friend because she wanted to end the friendship but now it's different I don't know if I would really care to not be her best friend. I have a boyfriend and since this one night I haven't told her really much about him. I don't know why I want to but then there is something stopping me. I need help. She thinks I don't trust her anymore but I don't know if that is true or not?? Please help! (link)
wow youre in sixth grade and you have better writting skills than most of the people on here. i find capitals to be oppressing, but the correct sentence structure is a very nice touch. anyways jsut because shes prep, stay with her wether its a phase or not.




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