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Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

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Ok I was gonna get back with my ex but I said something and he took it the wrong way and now he is like it's not gonna happen. what can I do because I really wanna get back with him?

If its not going to happen.. Its not going to happen.. get over it..

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okay i broke it up with my boyfriend and now he wont talk to me and i dont know why i really miss talking to him it kinda makes me mad sometimes like he is hiding some thing from me...i really dont know

I guess you shouldn't have broken up with him then huh?

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ok...well my ex boyfriend recently told me that he still loves me--ALOT! He called me on my cell phone at 1 in the morning...and i was asleep but it woke me up and i answered and he said...what would you say if i asked you out again...and at the time i still had some feelings for him...so not thinking being as sleepy as i was i said yes...the next day when i woke up i totally changed my mind...so when i got home the next day i had 62 missed calls on my phone!! all from him!!! and then i got a text message from him asking me out again...i said we should just be friends back...but then he said you led me on...and i don't even want to be friends with you you hurt me to much. And i can see how i led him on but...i mean i was really tierd and sleepy and wasn't half aware of what i was saying...but i really want to be friends with him...hes a great guy!!! Help me!!! What should i tell him?

"That 1 guy" is too right :( unfortunately I know all too well the pain he discribes.. I am feeling it at the moment.. so please.. dont be friends with him.. it WILL make his life miserable and depressing..

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i just found out my boyfriend is gay...this is so weird...what do i do? i still love him a lot and just "being friends" would be really awkward ...im so confused!

lmfao.. thats priceless!! Good luck with that..

I have known of gay guys to get married to women.. just not have sex with them..

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well lets see im 14/f and i like this kid and i dont know if he likes me... i mean ive known him forever.. and i dont no how to comfront him and tell him how i feel and that ive felt this forever.. i really need help with this. i mean hes hott and nice and sweet and everything and i think hes the one.. when i talk to him i get butterflies help me please!!!!
i rate 5`s

brittany*

well lets see your a moron... your a pedofile cause you like kids, and he isnt the one.. your only 14.. just find yourself a nice 16 year old and let him screw your brains out.

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My name is Kayla and I'm 13 years old. I started my period not too long ago. But I have skipped about 3. Is this normal for me? I don't want to be able to not have children or anything? Is it serious? Please help.

yes... very serious.. seek medical attention before you die!

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at the end of the day this one part of my hair always get greasy and i take shhowers everyday and it still gets greasy i use a good name brand of shampoo and conditioner to but it doesnt seem to help i even leave the conditioner in for 1-2 mins like it says on te bottle but nothing seems to work please help me!!!

shave your head -_- no hair.. no grease.. easy

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I have a freind. The other day we went over to her house and it was scarry i didn't know that her brother was the guy i had been hanging out with before i met her. How do i tell her that i know who he is and ahe doesn't have to keep explainig him to me. Irate high!

-Haley

intruiging.. you have a friend.. you must feel so popular! fucking loser! go get more friends and then next time you can say "I have some friends" then maybe later (in another life) you can say "I have loads of friends"

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hey! i really need to lose weight b4 spring. i am 13/f and i weigh about 95 pounds. i know this isnt like overweight, but all my friends weigh 80 pounds. whenever we go shopping, i feel like a freak. does anyone know any good tips to quicly losing weight? Thanx!

kill yourself you fat heffer! bwahahaha

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Hi, I'm a 17 year old fmale and I'm trying to lose weight. I'm not overweight officially, I'm a size 12 (UK), but I do look really chunky next to my friends who are all like size 8/10. I've been dieting really hard for a fortnight and I walk 2 miles once and sometimes twice a day and do sit-ups every day but it's not working at all! I don't feel any better, no-one has commented and my clothes all fit the same. If it's really not having any effect then should I stick at it or try something more drastic? It's just I'm hungry all the time as it is and I'm always going faint or dizzy between meals so I'm not sure I'm eating enough anyway. Help me!! xxx

babe, you dont need to be skinny to be sexy... I physically prefer chicks who arent skinny as fuck.. they seem so.. i dunno.. bony.. if i had a choice out of you and all your friends.. id chose you hands down.. dont change to be the same.. stand out.. be yourself!!

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hey im a 13/f. i weigh about 95,100 pounds.i eat rite, and i do cheerleading and lacrosse. i know thats not like overweight , but all my friends weigh about 80 pounds! i feel like a freak around them. does anyone know any good exercises for your whole body? (and so i can lose pounds b4 spring?)

ninety five thousand one hundred pounds? HOLY FUCK... the only way you will lose pounds before spring is to kill yourself you fat heffer!

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Well i've been dating my boyfriend for about 2 months. He has had sex before and I havent (15/f). For the past couple of days I have really been thinking if i want to do it or not. My boyfriend is perfect, but im kinda nervous about the whole thing. Dont get me wrong, I do want to have sex with him, but its only been to months and i think its kinda soon. I have been sort of leading him on, but i really thought about it today and im jsut not ready. What ways can i tell him that im sorry for leading him on but im just not ready yet?????
Please help

dont you fucking skank! if you tell someone ur gunna fuck them.. fuck them.. your 15 you should have done it by now!! my fucking god!

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My mother and I got in a huge fight. I went over like $50 bucks on my cellphone bill, and she was sooo mad!!! So yeah we got in a fight, and now I'm not speaking to her at all. I don't want to apologize to her, because she called me stupid and stuff, I don't know how to apologize to her. Should I just not talk to her all night and then write her a note and leave it for her in the morning, or should I apologize to her tonight to her face? I'm overly confused. Please help me!!!

shoot your mum.. then shoot yourself.. the world would be alot more peaceful without you in it!

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ok i like this gurl and i want to tell her and this is my plan but i want to kno if its corny or not. ok i was gonna ask her to take a walk with me and then take her hands and b like "i really like u and i was wondering if u could see me as a b/f?" abd then also if she says yes wat am i sapposed to do and wat do i do if she says no?

do yourself a favour.. dont take her hands.. dont get her to take a walk with you.. your not in some cheesy soap opera.. if you do that.. she will just laugh in your face.. do this

*walk up to her*
you: hey ... will you go out with me?
her: sure..
you: ok cool
*walk off*

god some people are so stupid -_-

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ok..me nd my bf have been together for 7 months. just recently we had oral..and he busted...so he went to the bathroom and everything was ok. later that day, he fingered me. my period has always been irregular. im late a week nd my bf is freaking out. is there any way i culd b pregnant?

you dont get pregnant from oral you dick head! fucking hell.. you are so fucking stupid

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me and this guy had a really really fun time one night (not sex) we just cuddled and kissed the whole night. I really like him alot, but im not sure if he likes me too. yeah we cuddled but he's kind of a user so i couldn't tell. ANYWAYS! that was 4 days ago, and he hasnt called me yet. would it be extrally gay if i text him while i was at school just to have a regualar convorsation an be like "whats up? im bored at school an decided to text u." would that be gay, weird, or just normal? i've never texted him an im to nervouse to call him. would it be cheesy if i did? tell me your honest opinion, please!

of course its cheesy.. if he hasnt called you obviously he didnt have as much fun and didnt like you.. you are a boring person!!! you will be kicked down to hell for being a bore!

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i got my gf pregnant and we havint told anyone yet should we tell someone like our parents
or should we not. and since i got her pregnant should we like get marryed or something i mean i am not ready for that i am only 15

you fucking tard.. you better fuking marry her.. you knocked her up.. she is now the one.. no matter what.. you must take fucking responsibility for your actions.. if you dont marry her.. and i WILL know.. i will hunt you down and chop you dick off.. understand?

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how do u shrink a shirt...please help!

why the fuck did you buy a shirt thats too big? you are a moron! -_-

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I can't make up my mind as to what style I want to wear everyday..one day I will want to be all nice and dressed up...you know, stiletto shoes, a cute sweater, nice pants from Express..the next I'll want a grungey, hippiesh Urban Outfitters look...the next I'll want cute and preppy and so on...
How can I set my style, and if i don't want to set my style, how can I incorporate things from my wardrobe so that I'm not spending a fortune on tons of looks.

Kill yourself.. the clothes your buried in will be a set style.. you will never change again :)

Frightfully honestly yours -Evil

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Alright, this is sort of a random question, but I'm cleaning out my closet today, because I have WAY too many clothes. It's hard to find anything to wear because I have so much STUFF that I simply never wear...does anyone have a solution to this problem? Like, can you list out what a good amount of clothing to have is? For example, how many jeans you should have, how many tee-shirts, how many skirts, etc. Also, what's the remedy to this? I have so much clothing-but nothing to wear! Should I limit where I shop to like...2 or 3 certain clothing stores? HELP!

are you stupid? just throw out the shit you simply never wear.. god some people are brainless. i mean.. whats the point in having clothes you arent going to wear.. Duh!

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