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Ferns General Advice Do or do not, there is no try. If you have to try, then it just isn't you.
If you aren't sure if you should have sex with him, then you are not ready to have sex with him.
"But I still love him!" Well he does not love you. If he loved you, he would not hurt you.
Let's get one thing straight. STUPIDITY IS NOT COOL. So hey, why not aim for more?

There's your answer fishbulb.



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Your e-mail address is at gmail...is it any good? What makes it different from things like Hotmail? (Indeed)

The whole wonder and love for gmail is that you never ever have to delete anything. You are given 1000MB of space, which, is a hell of a lot.

It is a little bit elite as well, since you need to be invited, but it is becoming less special as each day passes and more people join up. Still, the space part is pretty cool.




im going out with someone and for eid (asians christmas) he is going up london with his mate and meeting a girl and taking her to a hotel but he says he loves me and he promises he will not do anything. What should i do? Should i trust him? (Indeed)

Is it his friend that is taking the girl to a hotel or is it him? Or are they taking her together? That is weird.

You should tell him you aren't comfortable with this and that you need to know more about it. This seems really odd. Ask him to tell you more about it, if he hasn't anything more to tell you or if it seems like he might be lying, he probably is lying.




How much do you weigh? (Indeed)

On what planet?

It matters, you see.




so I was thinking that it might be nice to have a better amp than my current one. I really need it to be versatile - able to use it for bass and 6-string. I'm wondering if I'd be better off looking at used head/cabinet systems, or if I sould look at small, portable new units, like a Hartke. I'll rate 7s for all answers. (Indeed)

Answer.

Rate me a 7.




When hamsters (That are new to each other) are put in the same cage, how do most react? (Indeed)

Ok well, I would think that it would be best to ask the pet store or where ever it is you are buying the hamsters this question. I think that perhaps it depends on the type of hamster, how old they are etc. If you put a young hamster in with an old hamster, it would probably be a bad outcome. And so on. I suppose.

I think maybe until you find out, it would be best to keep hamsters separate. Ask where you buy them, they will most likely know.




Are you suppose to wash your hair everyday?Not Because I wash my hair everyday.Someone told me It like ruins the hair or bad for it.Thanx (Indeed)

Your hair has natural oils which get washed out when you wash your hair. These natural oils are what make your hair silky/shiny etc, so if you wash your hair too much the oils in your hair won't be able to help your hair as they are meant to. This means that your hair will be more likely to be dry, so yes, this can damage your hair obviously. It is better if you can avoid washing your hair every single day.




i was in math class...the girl a adore was in there......she was helpin me...she asked me wat 9x5 was...i said 36.....i couldnt take my mind off of her......she is the thorn in my side... but also the object of my affection....wat should i do? (Indeed)

Did you give her the wrong answer to 9x5 because you were so sw00ning over her? Because 9x5 is 45, not 36.

Not important though. The only thing you can do is talk to her more, joke, laugh, converse. All of these things are excellent ways to get to know eachother better. There is nothing more strange that a guy liking a girl that he never took the chance to get to know. Talk to her as much as you can, eventually it will become very easy to talk to her.




I'm dying!!11 HELP!! (Indeed)

So like here is what you do if your life is threatened in the following situations:
you are bleeding to death - apply pressure to the wound, using as clean a material that you can find. Mentally, try to become sponge like so you can absorb some blood off of the floor back into you.

Your eyes randomly fell out and you are now falling off of a cliff - Welcome to screwed land, population: you. Take comfort in knowing you won't have to see the ground as you fall further to your certain doom.

Your arms and legs have fallen off and now your house is flooding and you are trapped - using your teeth, bite a table leg so that the table falls down to one side. Wiggle up onto the higher side of the table and hope for the best.

You are choking on something - Learn to eat properly damnit, the food isn't going to run off your plate and plot the destruction of the world. To solve this problem, find someone to give you the heimlech manuever or do so on yourself.

You have fallen off the ladder that you were using while painting your house and now the paint is teetering above your temporarily trapped self. Oh no! - Throw rocks at the paint can and hope that that somehow helps the situation. If the paint starts to fall, close your mouth and eyes! mmm chemicals.

I certainly hope this prolongs your life or at least ends it in some comical way.




ur reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally ugly (Indeed)

thanks, you are probably stupid.

I'm okay with my downfalls, are you?




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2. I want my braces to not stand out so much (right now I have hot pink rubberbands) and I was thinking about getting either clear or white rubberbands. But I heard that the white rubberbands make your teeth look yellow. And I heard that the clear rubberbands turn the color of whatever food you eat. Is this true?? Does anybody have clear or white rubberbands that could give me some advice?? Help!! Thanks!! (Indeed)

No matter what, your braces are going to be visible. That's just how it is when you have braces. Most people have them at some point in their life though, so it really isn't a big deal or something to be embarassed about. You should just stick with having some colour you really like, such as pink, because at least then you can have fun with your painful rubber bands before your braces are gone forever.




You and Petey = awesomeness

btw will u hav teh hawtsecckss wid mii? (Indeed)

You totally rated your own question a 3. You just wish you were super cool :P

Yea, Petey is pretty awesome. I am not awesome but I mean, look at that pinata, no one in the world could argue that he isn't super cool like craziness.

And yes, yes I will. ::hands you a guitar pick::




God....I really can't believe I am this pathetic to ask for advice. (No offence)

Okay to start off... you know Alexander right? The one that I have metioned? (If you haven't checked who I am yet I would suggest that you do) Well all has been okay...well I was getting really worried because he hasn't shown up for a while. To be completely honest I found it weird that I cared so much. Anyway, on thursday I had dance and I found myself getting these STUPID emotions. Okay he was a partner with a senior (Which I know for a fact he confides in) and I kept getting these...butterflies in the pit of my stomach. I also couldn't get my eyes off him and I knew that was stupid at the time to feel that way...and I finally relised that I have a crush. (I am ashamed of myself. I have vowed to myself that I would have no more crushes since the Keagen Christensen crush. A very bad experience) Nothing happened that day but saturday at Chorography...This is embarrassing...Well I somehow got to be everywhere Alex was in the Advanced 1 dance...okay so like he was always making jokes for me to laugh at and me being the girl with the crush I laughed and enjoyed myself...during breaks I sat down with him because no one else was and I know that was stupid but I just can't ignore Alex when all the girls are sooo mean to him. (Me=Idiot)
In the next dance..heh.. We had to line up tallest to shortest and I was the second tallest the person next to me happened to be Alex. Big Surprise huh? I think not.
He wouldn't leave me alone. Seriously. Like he kept poking me with his ellbow and leaning into me. *Rolls eyes* We were told to be quiet, and no talking or we would get in some serious trouble. (The advanced 1s were standing for about a half hour before we had any dancing taught.) Well Alex wouldn't leave me alone so I kinda started to ignore him...big mistake. He had me laughing really hard and I told he would get everyone in trouble if he didn't stop and then (and I'm not kidding) about 10 girls told alex to stop it. At that time he had my hand and was trying to crush it (He still hasn't learned that I'm stronger) and of course I was fighting to get my hand back and Stephanie turned and said "Alex stop trying to hold her hand! She doesn't like you" I have everyone believing that I hate him. he turned and said "What her? Shes ugly!" I punched him in the arm for that. The worst part is that I think he was being honest...about the part of me being ugly. I have tryed to tell myself it was just so Steph would leave him alone but I can't shake the truth. I have a full blown crush and I hate it. I HATE CRUSHES!

Okay does he like me? Its just my silly girl crush playing games with me right? and I can't just ignore Alex because well....I'm like his only friend besides the senior and she is in advanced 2. I would like to get rid of this crush and I know they do disapate but really I want to feel normal. Not to have stupid dreams and butterflies.I actually look forward to seeing him. and I want that to be gone. Crushes are stupid and I shouldn't have them.

Okay now that I have made a complete fool of myself...any advice? You will have to excuse me if I misspelled anything or didn't write right. Remember I am dumb. I have no good schooling.
AG


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Well, by the way that he was trying to "crush" your hand - I am going to say that I think he likes you. What he said to Stephanie was only this whole natural "deny everything" reaction. Besides, you totally aren't ugly so I fail to believe that he would even think that. If you like Alex, which you do (muwahah), then I suggest you get rid of this crush by finding out how he feels for certain. I think that your best bet in doing this will be that the next time you talk to him, somehow bring up how he called you ugly. I think that he might realize that you noticed/cared that he said that. I'm going to guess that if he reacts with something like "I'm so sorry, I was only joking etc etc" that he cares about you a lot more than friends. If he says something like "shut up I was only kidding" then maybe he still sees the two of you as close friends, and this is just joking around between the two of you.

It's all about reaction gauges. See what his reaction is if you bring up his comment.

You aren't dumb! Remind me to kick your ass for such comments. :P




That sucks. I'm sorry about that. But do you like being able to eat like that without having to worry about getting fat like most people would? (Indeed)

It is confusing in such a way, because then I think, if I wasn't as disgustingly thin as I am - would I be able to say that appearances mean crap all to me? I'm not so sure. Would I be able to say that the only part of me that I care about mattering is something that you can't see? I'm not so sure about that either.

I like to eat, and I like to eat unhealthy food because that is just what I like. It doesn't really cross my mind that someone else might desire a metabolism like mine. Maybe I should think about it more? I don't know. I think I might 'appreciate' it more if I went from being a person with a slower metabolism to one with a faster metabolism somehow.

I guess then yes I like to be able to eat without thinking that I might get fat though I don't know if I've ever thought that.

I likkke f0000d.




Are you proud that you have a fast metabolism? (Indeed)

No, not at all. It sucks when people tell me they hate me because I'm thin or assume I only eat carrots.

The appearance thing just doesn't make me proud.




How much do you eat in a typical day then? And do you workout at all? (Indeed)

I pretty much eat some poptarts or cereal for breakfast, pizza for lunch, a couple granola bars (the chocolate covered ones). Umm. What else. If I work I eat fries and probably mozzarella sticks or chickens fingers. I drink at least a bottle of water every day but I also drink a lot of pop.

I consume a great deal of chocolate/candy/chips.

I'm extremely unhealthy.

I walk a lot though, on campus at school and such. Also, at work I generally don't sit down at all, so that is non-stop motion for 4 or 5 hours on average.




How do you manage to stay thin? (Indeed)

I can't help it. I have a super fast metabolism. I'm actually extremely underweight and am working to gain weight so I can be considered at least healthy.




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B*****ch (Indeed)

I will professionally golf cart your ass from here to...

Iowa.

Bitch.




charmed-cherry21 again...can you tell me where to find one of those forms at please. (Indeed)

Ah excellent question. I probably should have told you to begin with eh.

http://www.advicenators.com/abuse.php

^ Right there.




hey charmed-cherry21 here. okay i was wondering if you could ban someone for one day for me. someone asked me a question when i had a pic of me and my boyfriend up that said "are you and your boyfriend retarted or is that a bad picture" and i would just like them banned for a day. please. or can you just help me out with that please. (Indeed)

We have a system currently in place for people to fill out abuse reports.

You should fill one of those out.




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