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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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ok so i got my period yesterday and it is already like done and usally it lasts for 3 or 4 days is this normal or ok?? (link)
yeah its perfectly normal


How does anorexia harm you or your body? I know pukeing will stain your teeth but what else?? cuz if thats it, then whats the harm right? (link)
well first off anorexia is not eating, bulemia is throwing up on purpose. anorexia deprives your body of noursishment and doesnt even make you lose weight properly. bulimia will eventualy make it so that you always throw up after eating, even without sticking your finger in your throught and then youre screwed because you have to get hooked up to an iv to eat


my boyfriend wants to well make love and im not ready i dont want to tell him because maybe hell think that its him but its not i know about aids or getting pregnat and im not readyi dont want to get him mad so hell dump me but im not ready
ps,
we have beenoing out for 3 years and im 15 thats not a good combo am i right
hel me (link)
if your boyfriend is the type of guy to dump a girl because she woont put out, you need to tell him to get out. he should understant that you arent ready and be ok with it. especially if you have been dating for 3 years, he shouldnt throw something like that away over sex.


hey! i didnt eat for 4 days because i was super busy and the only kind of food i could eat i didnt like! but i gained 2 pounds! how is that possible if i didnt eat?! (link)
well its very simple. not eating doesnt make you lose weight. your body stores a material called glycogen in your muscles, there is enough for it to feed your body for a day. then beyond that youll start digesting fat, but the fat might be storing enough energy to make you gain weight. healthy eating is the correct way to lose weight


ok so do bra sizes go in order from big to small or small to big. so i mean is like a the smallest and d the biggest? or the other way around. (link)
aaa is the smallest, then aa then a then b then c then d then dd thsoe are for natural sizes there are some more that go beyond dd but i dont know them


Lately all i have been thinking about was having sex, and in all my dreams it was me having sex with someone. This is sorta embarresing but whenever i think about sex or anything sexual my vagina twitches or something. I dont kno whats wrong with me? am i sick or something? haha (link)
haha no its perfectly normal dont worry once your hormones calm down in a year or so you should be all normal again


i have HTML on my profile but on my column it doesnt show up. does anyone know what the deal is and how do i fix it?

WILL RATE. (link)
well your question isnt particularly descriptive, your column is showing up so i cna only assume that you mean the html you put in isnt showing up, im not great with html but ill take a look send it to me in a private question, youll have to change the "" to something else or to use quote or i wont be able to see the code


do you know any good cartoom porn sites? (link)
i usualy get my porn from kazaa but you can just go to google.com and type in hentai or cartoon porn


alright, im 13 and my mom put me on birth control pills...but im a vergin. she doesnt belive me so now im starting the pill on sunday. so i told my bf and he said that if his mom knew about it she would buy him condoms. so we both laughed....sigh...ok now my problem. does this mean that he wants to have sex? or wat? i mean i LOVE this kid...and i was thinking about having sex with him for awhile now. but im not sure if he wants to. i mean i know were like really young but i really do love him. so do you think i should have sex with him and do you think he wants to have it with me or is he just kidding around? and if we did have sex where would we have it? please help me im so freaking confused! I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! sorry if this is too long. (link)
ill make no comment about you being to young, everyone else who answers this question will do that, but only you can truly know. but ill answer your other question, yes he wants to have sex. all guys do, its genetic


do you always bleed when you "pop your cherry" (link)
yes


what is there to do like between making out and sex(anykind)???
and if you want to tell me how, that would be more than helpful if you explain what it is

Its the same one as on the public one but yeah, thanks thou (link)
ok so a blowjob is where you use your mouth on your boyfriends dick to plessure him, basically just move up and down on it. dont feel that you have to fit it all in your mouth because you dont.

eating out is where your bf uses his mouth on your clitoris.

69 is where you both do these to each other at the same time

dry humping is rubbing up on each other with your clothes on

a hand job is using your hand on his dick hell hekp you with how to do it good

finggering is where he uses his fingers up your vagina

let me know if you need more info


ok hi my friend said that if u were a member of advicenators for over 30 days you could me a i think she said like monitor or sumthin she said its wen u check for quesions to see if they are stupoid or not...my question is how do you become one??

aLeX (link)
http://advicenators.com/faq.php?t=13


what is there to do like between making out and sex(anykind)(i dont want to do it, but i want to do more than just make out)???
and if you want to tell me how,(ive never really done anything) that would be more than helpful if you explain what it is

5s if you answer it (link)
in no particular order: blowjobs, hand jobs, eating out, dry humping, 69

if you want more info youll have to send me a private question id rather not get to graphic on a public one


Heyy, I wanted to ask you a question b/c you have good ratings, and you're a guy.

Let me tell you the reason I'm having a problem first: I go to a mostly girls school and so I never really had the chance to converse with guys, and I don't really know how to talk to them. And I am 17 years old if that helps :)

1) Is it weird for a girl to just randomly walk up to a guy in public and just start a random conversation??

2) How come if a guy sees a "hot girl" he'll just go straight up to her and talk to her, but if he sees a nice girl who's a little overweight he won't talk to her?

Ok I think that's it. I've never had a boyfriend (unfortunately) and I wanted to know how to go about meeting new people. Thanks a lot. (link)
i know how you feel, i went to a mostly guys school for middle-junior high.

1)not weird at all, as long as you are at least marginally attractive you shouldnt have a problem here. i mean the convo shouldnt be completely random, like 101 uses for qtips other than sticking them in your ears, but something like walking up to a guy you have a class with and talking about the class is perfectly normal, most guys like girls that make the first move.

2)hmmm not many guys are like this, youll notice alot of guys just dont go up to random girls to talk because they are shy. ive thought about it and asked around and heres what it comes down to with looks, looking totaly hot but nothing else will typically get you the first date, and thats it. its the nice smart funny girls, wether or not they are a little overweight that get the good relationships. you might have to make the first move, or you might not but for the most part guys arent as hung up on looks as girls think they are.


i asked about the abortion thing, well you said this happened to a friend..do you mean she got pregnent just by the guy having some cum on his hands then fingering her?

also..can you explain more to me about this pill? i can just walk in there and get it? any info on it would be helpful thanks (link)
well she didnt want to take the chance, we still dont know if she was pregnant or not. yea you walk in, and fill out a few forms and they give you the pill.


How do guys feel about dating girls younger than them ? i know this guy who seems to like me , but i want to know if i should flirt more . I'm 13 , and he's 15 (: thanks ! (link)
yeah two years isnt a bad difference


ok..well i know a lot of you will be wondering why im asking this. Its because my bf and I were messing around and after i gave him a handjob he fingered me and i dont know if he got cum on his hands ..i know i know..slim to none chance im pregnent but anyways..just got me thinking of aboruion soo...

is abotion legal in new york?
if im under 18 do i have to have a parent with me?or just someone who is 18?
how much does it cost?
how bad does it hurt if you have had experience
i dont want to hear lectures..just some facts..5's for helpful people (link)
how recently did this happen? same thing actualy happened to a friend of mine. if its within 5 days your best bet is the morning after pill you can get it at planned parenthood. you can also go there for information about abortion if its been longer than 5 days


I always hear about rape and I don't know what it is. what it rape? (link)
rape is when some one forces you to have sex with them


I know this is gross and stuff...but its true....i was raped by my teacher and he swore that if i tell anyones hes going to kill me and I see him all the time...like he is following me or something to make sure I am not telling...and so I dont know how to tell anyone beczuse he said he would kill me...anyone have any ideas...because i am scared to tell someone
plz help!
thanks (link)
how long ago did this happen? i really hate to tell you this but if theres no way to prove that it happened you are better off not telling anyone. i suggest wearing a tape recorder that way you can get him on tape saying something, and then go to the police with it. they will protect you


im going to high school next year and i havnt had many boyfriends, i have a couple. but they werent lik one of those real long relentionships, do u think i will get a boyfirend in high school (link)
yes, and i dont think anything before high school counts as a real relationship, sure its possible but 9 times out of 10 its just playing around. yes for every kind of girl, there is a group of guys that likes that kind of girl




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