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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Blah, I'm totally new to MYSPACE.

How do I exactly put a layout in my myspace? Like can someone tell me where I put the code & all that stuff? Thanks ♥
And to actually GET it on your site you simply copy the big long HTML code, and then you go to http://www.myspace.com and SIGN IN. Then you go to EDIT MY PROFILE. Then you'll see where you can edit your stuff [like your interests, movies, and all that] Just under the ABOUT ME part, you'll see a little link labelled EDIT. Simply PASTE the ENTIRE HTML code inside the ABOUT ME box, and it should all work just fine.


And you never requested any websites, but I figure I'll throw them up here, just in case:


If you want a PREMADE layouts, check out:
-- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
-- http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
-- http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts


HOWEVER, if you'd like to make your own, try:
-- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create [the one I recommend most -it's wayyy easy, and it'll look great!!!]
-- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php
-- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm


I have a MySpace too; so if you need more help, know that you can always, always, come back here for additional assistance!! I'd be honored to do what I can to help!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok i think this guy was trying to finger me but i was wearin pants is that how u do it?
Well, he CAN do it that way, yeah. He'd just have to maneuvar his arm either UP your pant leg, or DOWN your pants. To make things a bit easier, just peel down. ;)

♥[?]♥ i want to get my boyfriend something for his birthday.my problem is that he says he doesnt want anything..so what do i do?

hes turning 15
If you're interested in getting him a store bought gift, try keepin' it simple. Spring for some posters, a leather jacket, nice cologne, a gift card, a nintendo system, or some DVD's.


Another possible suggestion... you could always make him a poster or a photo album. You could deck it out with markers, photographs, quotes and so on.


How about making him some sort of little quilt with protective clear pockets that you can insert pictures into, and take them out to wash easily?


You never mentioned any type of a budget, so perhaps you could take him to a fancy dinner?


Another option... you could MAKE him dinner!! If you're up to the challenge, you could try stuffed chicken breasts with potatoes of some sort with a fresh garden salad and sundaes for dessert! Ooooh, or LASAGNA!!


And if you wanna get creative, how 'bout you just go to the park?? Bring a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult. It can consist of turkey sandwiches on slice bread, grapes, watermelon, pretzels, twinkies etc. And make shore you bring a crap load of bread to feed the duckies!!


(Just in case you were interested in preparing a meal for him, here is a page of a BUNCH of QUICK and EASY meals which can ALL be prepared in 30 minutes or LESS guaranteed!!!


http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_tm/text/0,1976,FOOD_9997_12135,00.html
This lady is my all time inspiration!!! I wouldn't suggest her if she wasn't fabulous!)


*It's important to remember that it's the thought that counts with these things. Exspense doesn't measure love, so whatever you do I'm shore he'll love!! Just be creative and have fun!! :D

♥[?]♥ do you cum more when you get ate out before your period or after??
Uhm? Is this a question seeking a general answer, or would you perfer my personal stats?


And I really don't see how it makes much sense. Mind being a little bit more clear?

♥[?]♥ Hi Mackenzie. I need some relationship help. I haven't been going out with this kid for a very long time. He asked me out, and I was really excited. I like him and all, but something about it just doesn't feel right. There's periods where I miss him and want to hang out with him, but other times, like right now, where I just don't know if I really, truly like him. He's my first boyfriend and halfway decent guy who's liked me in a long long time, and I wonder if maybe that's what attracted me to him. It's only been about a day since he asked me and already I feel weird about it, as strange as it seems. What should I do? 14/f, by the way.
Hey!!


Erm, you weren't very specific here:
"who's liked me in a long long time"


I assume that was a typo, and you meant to say, 'whose liked me *FOR* a long long time', right?


Okay, well.. you never made it clear how long a "long long time" is.


I understand you feel uncomfortable for the time being, but if you haven't known this boy fairly well for much more than a month or so... I'd suggest sticking with it for a bit. Ya never know.. things may get better, or perhaps they'll get worse. Point is, it's not fair to break up with him if you hardly know him, understand?? I say that if there was even the tiniest bit of attraction to him BEFORE you were dating.. that he's worthy of a chance, don'tcha think??


And besides.. he's dating you.. so at least we know he has good taste - so there's one thing in his favor from the start!! :D


Goodluck!! I'm here if you ever feel the need for another opinion!
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ I know some of you hate Brittney Spears..But if ya`ll can help me out i`ll really appriciate it. I was wonderin..if you guys have smelled her new perfume called fantasy..and the old one called Curious..i was wonderin which one smelled better?! If you can answer this i`ll love ya 4ever! But please no smart ass answers like they both smell like shit please.. (EASY 5)
I can't help but wonder how many of your answers came from the popular game, "Monkey See, Monkey Do".



I like "Curious".

♥[?]♥ okay this is for girls but hey if your a guy and you know what your talking about go ahead...so i put eyeliner on and like by the time im at school its wearing off and when i get home its gone and like under my eyes..ahh what can i do..

il rate HIGH
Have you considered this: are you comfortable with your tool? Do you use liquid or pencil? And are you happie with what you use, brand and type and the whole shebang?? If not, then I suggest experimenting until you find one that is more cozy and suitable to your needs.


When it comes to liquid eye liner or pencil eye liner, it's just a personal preference as to which we use. Certain things suit certain people. However, if you ask... chances are that most people will tell you that pencil is a better choice for them. It's a great start for a beginner who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easier to clean up and re-do than liquid is. Also, if you plan on carrying it around in a purse or pocket.. you risk the chance that the liquid may ruin [though I don't suggest carrying eye liner in your pocket]. If you DO mess it up, just take a tissue and slowly run it along the rim of your eye lid.. it'll come right up.


Now, the desired effect of eye liner is to create the illusion of darkness just above the lashline to enhance the look of the lashes. To apply it, gently hold your eye lid down, and start at the inner part of the lid [closest to your nose]. Then just simply draw a thin line smoothly and evenly along the top and bottom lid, getting as close to the lashes as possible. If it looks like there is a space between the liner and your lashes, then I guess you just have to thicken the line a bit. Or, if you'd rather have a very thin line, I guess you just have to try again. One last thing, make shore you draw the line all the way to the outside corner.


If you're still experiencing difficulties, don't get discourage. It will probably take some practice -- it took me a while at first too. Now, I have it down incredibly well!!


And as for products, I think the two best brands of eye liner out there are "Meryl Norman" and "Beautique". "Meryl Norman", which can only be purchased at "The Meryl Norman Cosmetic Studios", is pricey [typically $8.50 - $15.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wonderfully, and stays on all day! On the other hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE!! However, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". Good news though, it's only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy crap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollar price throw you off - you'd be cheating yourself out of the best product out there!! I'd *PREFER* "Beautique" out of ANY other brand of eye liner on the market!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT promote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... for only .99 cents.. it's worth a shot!! [:


I'm sorrie for the long reply. I get too into these make up questions, but if you'd like further assistance, don't hesitate to ask! Goodluck! :D

♥[?]♥ okay my friend was arguin with me that chess is a sport i dont think it is i think its more of a hobby rite?
Meh. This is a matter of opinion.


I believe chess is a sport. I guess it sounds ridiculous to say, but when you think about it: what makes something a "sport" ANYHOW!?!?


It depends on who you ask.


I think every sport takes skill, determination, dedication, practice and pure love of the game. Do those categories fit chess? I think so, yes. Do they also fit football. Yes. So why couldn't they be on equal ground?


Are there high school football teams? Yep. Are there high school chess teams? At my old high schools (note: two) there was, most definitely..


And where is the line between "hobby" and "sport" even drawn? If you call chess a "hobby", then I'd consider football a "hobby", as well.


Some say the line is drawn between physical contact, and no physical contact. Well, I say that since you move the chess pieces.. there's your "physical" movement right there! :P

♥[?]♥ what are the bases??
This Really just depends on WHO you ask. It seems that everyone has formed their own opinion on this. I view them as:


1st- Kissing.
2nd- Mutual Masturbation [fingering, handjob].
3rd- Oral Sex.
Home- Sexual Intercourse.


Hopefully that clarifies?

♥[?]♥ Hello, everyone! I just joined the site last night and wanted to take the opportunity to introduce myself. My name is Bookman and I came here from another site where I cruised under the same name. The reason I chose Bookman is that I love to read. It is very hard to find me at leisure or commuting on the bus without a book or other reading material at hand.

I'm 46, brown hair, blue eyes and have a great sense of humor. I'm also single and looking. I've been told I'm a better than decent cook, so I'm attending a culinary school to become a certified prep cook. The only real difference between me and a regular prep cook will be that piece of paper. I need it to help me get a job in the Seattle area. It's a tough job market here.

I've also been told I give pretty good advice, so bring it on. I relate better to the older crowd, but the younger ones are more than welcome. I'll be happy to give you the benefit of my experience, and as egotistical as it sounds, I have a lot of experiences others may not have. I have led a full, exciting life! My specialties are cooking, books, spirituality and relationships. I threw the random weirdo into my profile just for fun.

Anyway, that's me! So here I am! Let's get this party started!
Well, the first thing you should know about Advicenators is that you did not just sumbit an *"ADVICE" question; therefore.. it has no business being on the site (thus, why it was immediately deleted).


However, since you're new.. we'll let that one slide. ;)


Welcome to the site; enjoy it!! I'm sure you'll do just fine. Some advice I can offer to you: please always use correct grammar and puncuation (As it appears you have, and that's appreciated. We like that around here.) Also, familiarize yourself with the FAQs:
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php
Live it, love it, learn it - make it your religion.


Just a suggestion: It'd probably be a good idea to copy and paste what you've typed out above into your bio section on your "PROFILE SETTINGS" page ( few under your "INBOX"). This way, those who WANT to know about you.. CAN!


Goodluck to you! :D

♥[?]♥ Short and sweet answers please: When did you have your first kiss? And my other question was: When did you go on your first date? You can just say how old..
Thanx in advance!
My first kiss was just before my 13th birthday. My first date, I was 12... the same night as my first kiss. We just went and sat at the park for a few hours. Seem lame? Meh. It would have been good, if he wasn't an abusive punk. :D

♥[?]♥ what are some songs that have to do with being broken hearted and missing someone? please help me! i rate high!!
Here is the list of tear jerkers that get me all the time:


---"Probably Wouldn't Be This Way", by Leann Rimes - LOVE IT!!
---"Crazy For This Girl", by Evan and Jared
---"Unbreak My Heart", by Toni Braxton.
---"It's Your Love", by Tim McGraw.
---"Because You Loved Me", by Celine Dion.
---"Don't Speak", by No Doubt.
---"So Yesterday", by Hilary Duff.
---"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", by Michael Bolton.
---"F*ck It", by Eamon.
---"Hands", by Jewel.
---"Foolish Games", by Jewel.
---"Foolish", by Ashanti.
---"Strawberry Wine", by Dena Carter.
---"Have You Ever", by Brandy.
---"My Happie Ending", by Avril Lavigne.
---"Truly, Maddly, Deeply", by Savage Garden.
---"Crash and Burn", by Savage Garden.
---"I Knew I Loved You", by Savage Garden.
---"Two Beds And A Coffee Machine", by Savage Garden.
---"Travelin' Soldier", by Dixie Chicks.
---"All My Life", by KC & JoJo.
---"Crazy", by KC & JoJo.
---"Whiskey Lullaby", by Brad Paisley and Allison Krauss.




I'm shore this is enough, for now at least. :D

♥[?]♥ I can't decide on a music style. I liked rap a little bit now I don't. Now I like punk like Patent Pending and artists like Fall Out Boy and Click Five.So which style am I???

I you answer I will rate you 5
Forgive me, but what does it matter?? Someone mentioned the word "label", and I find that to be an appropriate definition. Who cares about "labels"?? Listen to whatever it is you enjoy, and be happie about it. Liking more than one sound is never ever a bad thing. It's great to be open to new things - as a person, you can only grow as time rolls on. [:

♥[?]♥ my name is rachael...i want a cute and original screen name...something like xoxorachael,,,i dont know...please suggest! I rate 5's for trying!
Hmm, how 'bout some of these:


-- SocceRSweetheaRt
-- RighteousRachael
-- dribbling x diva
-- xKiCKiN GOALiESx --- I like that one! :D
-- scoRing Rachael
-- xo rachael ox
-- SocCeR SuPa StaR
-- xx RACHAEL ROCKS


Hopefully this gives you somethin' to run off of!! :D

♥[?]♥ i had this question posed in front of me today by one of my friends.... i dunno the answer myself so im askin you guys

what is the average size of a male penis at the age of 16?

lol yap stupid question
Well, I'm not male, so don't hold me to my answer. I would assume somewhere about 6 inches.



I looked up a few sites for you. I'm shore they'll be of more help than what I had to offer:


- http://www.teengrowth.com/index.cfm?action=info_sub&SubCategory=body_Penis&CatDesc=Body&SubDesc=Penis&Category=body
- http://coolnurse.com/penis_size.htm
- http://www.ringsurf.com/forum/answers-Penis_size/ this one is a forum, where teenage males discuss this. I found it interesting and informative.
- http://www.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/~amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm



Hopefully this provides you some more reassurance! [:

♥[?]♥ Hey everyone I was just wondering where you could find the addresses for the famous people you wanted to write to like Daniel Radiciffe(sp?) Or anyone else thanks!
You won't find their home address, but you can find an address at which to send their fan mail; it's their P.O. Box..

♥[?]♥ what's a virgin?
A "virgin" is simply someone who has never experienced sexual intercourse..

♥[?]♥ Are people on here as stupid as they appear, or is all just an act?
That's all a matter of opinion. As younggrandma said: "Some are, some aren't." Judging purely on the way you've gone about this topic.. I'd venture to say that YOU'RE seemingly not the most intelligent and thoughtful on Advicenators....

♥[?]♥ I was looking at my boyfriend's myspace friends, and saw that on some girls picture, he had commented "that pic is fucking hott." should i be concerned at all? do you all think this is a big deal or something i should just let go?
Well think of it this way, MOST guys will prettie much have specific opinions and/or attractions to certain girls.. whether or not they already have a girlfriend. Just because he might not be VOICING those thoughts... does not mean he doesn't still THINK them, make sense? What I would do is.. use this opportunity to talk it over. Personally, I would be SUPER FLAMING MAD, but you might disagree with those feelings I have, and that's perfectly fine. To each his own, and feelings are never 'wrong'.. [:

♥[?]♥ Anyone have some cute sad love qoutes??
You're BOUND to find what you want at one of the following:



- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx



Hopefully this helps ya!! Happie hunting!! ♥


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