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13/f

Anybody know how to get a background on Zwinky?! Please help!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

Izzy Uchiha! ^_^

I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto.

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13/f

Does anybody know a site where you can edit 2 pictures together? Like putting one with another? Making it look realistic? And not stupid? I really need to know ASAP! THANK YOU!!!!!!


Izzy Uchiha ^_^

I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto.

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13/f

Anybody know a site where I can get Naruto Cursors?! I need to know ASAP PLEASE!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!

Izzy Uchiha! ^_^

I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto.

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13/f

I need a site that you can make your own anime manga. I can't make any in real life, I suck at drawing. Could somebody hunt down a site for me? I've tried a million times, but I can't find one! PLEASE HELP! THANK YOU!!!!

Izzy Uchiha! ^_^

I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto.

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13/F

People are always insulting me and my friends about watching Naruto, Bleach etc... They say its a baby show. First off, it is not. There's porn in it, for God's SAKE!!!!!!!!! What do I tell peopel who tease me and my friends? I tried to ignore it, but now it's just pissing me off. I'm obsessed with anime. So are my friends, we shouldn't be judged should we?!

p.s if you're the matt guy who keeps insulting me on this thing, don't you dare leave any advice, cuz you're making me mad. See? I finally posted a question about your anime cruelty! You should be surprised I ain't got ninjas on yo ass!!!! ^/_\^
p.p.s not a threat, it's a joke, pth! ^/_\^

I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto.



Remember, you brought this on yourself, not me.

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How do I tell if he's interested?

Yesterday, I helped him out with an assignment and let him copy off of mine; he didn't finish a big vocabulary assignment and I put it on his flash drive for him. He goes "I love you so much!". I think I'm done with making all of the moves, so I'm going to let him do it. I really like him, and want to pursue it, but I'm afraid that he just wants to be friends. We flirt and make tons of eye contact and smile.

The first example doesn't mean anything.



The second could, or could not. I can't tell you because 1) I don't know you, 2) I don't know him, and 3) I'm not a psychic, contrary to popular belief.

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if you can, give me you're viewpoint on the nature vs. nuture debate i have to write a paper on it

If you're going to ask people to do your homework, at least add a little grammar. Like a period. I love periods.

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Okay so i was sitting next to my friend and she called me fat but she wasway fatter then me and i dont know if im fat what should i do?

You should get new friends and stop associating with morons.

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13/F

I'm emo. I go by the labels in my skool so deal with it. Well, I hear we should waer gith black jeans and cut ourselves. I don't like tight jeans, they make my ass look bigger than it already is, hahaha. And I can barely handle a shot at the doctors place, hahaha, so I can't do either of those things. I don't have to do those things, do I? Don't talk to me about don't cut yourself, I already know that. But I want to know, do I have to? Because, emo means emotional. (Dictionary) Obviously I'm emotional, weirdos. (didn't mean it in a rude way, just proving a point) Can yawls help me???? ^/_\^

Stop watching fucking Naruto and then I can begin my rant on why emo is stupid and idiotic.

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My friend was asking my crush whether he had a love life. He said no. Then she started asking him what he thought of all these girls that were on our swim team.. including me. This is what he said: "She's pretty but I don't know."

Does that mean he likes me? He used to say that he likes me as a friend.

Should I get my hopes up?

He's not into you at this point is what he's saying. Nothing to get your hopes up over.

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I really don't know what to do. I just feel like dying. I let guys touch me and kiss me and they almost have sex with me. I feel horrible. i'm a whore! I don't really know what to do. Every guy is calling me a whore behind my back. I just want them to have respect for me. Which I know I can't get back. All I wanted was a boyfriend. I have a lot of fun when they're touching me and fingering me. I'm such a whore. I just don't know how I can change things. Any advice?

The way to receive respect is to respect yourself. Saying you're a whore does not change anything but verify it.

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can somebody explain its purpose to me?
:S

On top of what Laura said, it's also a place to go to download user made software and skins and plugins.

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okay well im a sophmore and i have a low gpa because i didnt care much last year. my gpa is 2.5 and i want to be a pediatric nurse or pediatrician if possible. do you think there is a way of that now i am getting just a's and b's first time in my life ive really cracked down. and if there is a possibility of me being able to get in to this career feild how high would my gpa need to be?
this summer im getting a job at the nursing home up town hoping that might make some effect in something.
ive been reading things about pediatricians for the past 2 years now and i would really love it if you could help.

:D

They don't care about your grades as a Freshman. You're doing fine.

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I'm looking for.. let's say sexual songs
any style but country lol

thank youu :]

Prison Sex by Tool, and Maynard's Dick by Tool.

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honestly... Do you think age 15 and a half is too young to staart thinking about having sex when i'm like, 16?

If you're ready to have a kid, you're ready to have sex.

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I've lost respect from this guy and his friends because I tried to have sex with him and most of his friends and his friends would but he hates me and now they hate me. What do I do to gain their respect back or should i just leave them alone because I think I should?

Be less of a whore and you might earn their respect back.



Hey, everyone was thinking it, I just said it.

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i need to break this couple up. iots complicated but it must be done ASAP. any advice on how. im thinking sneeky and sly. so they dont know its me.

Before even considering to be sneaky and sly, let's try a little capitalization first.



Oh yea, the advice. Don't be a bitch.

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I am looking for advice on a rape victim, keep the kid or not?

16 YEAR OLD GIRL.

Really, it's not the child's fault, they didn't ask to be killed because they were concieved wrong right?
But then again, having the kid will be a daily reminder, and ruin her future.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
ANY ADVICE?



Thank you for the time!

Get an abortion. When an abortion is performed, it's ideally in the fetus state.


Fetus does not equal kid.

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i have aim 5.9 and 6.0 but i use 5.9 more and whenever i put up an away message it says "No Information Provided" but then when someone IMs me it sends them my actual away message. How come when i look at it it says No Information Provided? Its really bothering me. How can i get to look at my normal away message when i look at my info?

Do you have 5.9 and 6.0 on the same computer?


EDIT: Yes.

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16/F ok so you know how friends sing in cars together or just blast their music and sing out loud? well i cant seem to do that with my friends. i sing in my room all the time with the music blasting but i cant with people around.. what can i do?

You can learn to differentiate fiction from reality.

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