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Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

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my dad and my stepmom are havin a baby. should i feel sad or happy

Happy :D New life is always great.. and babies are so much fun.. I should know I'm an uncle.. my nephew is only 13 months :D but yeah.. be happy!!!

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ive had aboyfriend for 17 years and i think hes is going to dump me tonight or he might keep me should i be nervouse

Why would he dump you after 17 years? what have you done wrong.. IF you havn't done anything wrong.. I don't think you should be nervous.. maybe he is going to finally propose? but dont get to over excited..

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here it goes, my friend has always been nice to me, but after she she got this new group of friends... every time i come ova her house it's "Wanta invite my friend ova".when eva her friends are ova she's not herself anymore. i tryed to talk her about it but,now she thinks i hate her friends(which I do). anyway how can i keep my friendship and stil get time alone with my friend?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever tried being friends with her friends? maybe they arent as bad as they seem.. or sorry to say it.. maybe your just being selfish? its ok.. its normal.. but you know.. try to lay off a bit ;)

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Is it normal for a girl who doesn't have her period, but a stomach that hurts for almost no reason? I been doing sit-ups flat on my back and now whenever I stretch my stomach hurts. Its not like I'm hungry, its more like the skin that hurts. Is it normal?

Thats because you are doing situps.. Its normal.. don't worry.. if you stop doing the situps the pain will go away.. why are you doing situps anyway.. if you do it too much you will get a 6-pack.. and they arent attractive on girls.. a flat stomach is best ;) hope I helped

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well, about a year ago, i got hit by a car and broke my thigh bone, the doctor put two screws in it.. recently, the doctor told me i had to go into day sergery to get them out, i asked what it was, i he sed that you had to be awake throughout the whole entire thing! i got so scared... should i go though it, cuz he sed i have a choice, does it hurt alot?? help!

Wouldn't hurt a bit.. as you would be under local and/or happy gas.. so you wouldnt feel a thing.. the only thing you can be concerned about is the ability that you will be able to watch them cutting your leg open and removing screws from it but not feeling a thing... you can always try and sleep through the proceedure.. it just wont be an induced sleep..

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14/f
My boyfriend and I have been going out around 3 1/2 months. I really love him so much. I want to kiss but the only time we ever see each other is at school. The rare times when we are actually alone we don't take advantage of it. we can't seem to talk romantic or get in the mood. Sometimes I really want to kiss him but it would be so awkward since we weren't even being romantic. He wouldn't expect it so he'd probably pull away or sumthing. I'm too scared to talk to him about it. Please help me!

I keep reading this shit about 13/14 year olds having sex.. now here is a 14 year old who is too stupid to know when to kiss her own bf...

tell ya what.. just kiss him.. straight away... no matter who is around.. just do it.. you wont regret it!

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ok, well i dont want to make this too long so here it goes

my sis 14/f and this 1 kid down the street(eddie)13/m and i are all best friends. but me and my sis are starting to think he likes my sis, he called her his WIT (wife in training)and we thought it was a joke but were now rethinking it. She likes him but she doesnt want to, but then does want to. weve been best friends 4 a long time and she doesnt want to ruin that, i need advice, should she ask him out, or should she leave it alone???plz help

I think she needs to make that descision for herself.

Edit: tell her she needs to decide whether she is willing to risk the friendship in pursuit of something more.. Personally I would wait.. as not many relationships tend to last at such a young age... also she should consult you also.. if she decides to date him.. and she breaks up.. as you are also friends with him.. it could possibly affect the friendship between you and him, and that could affect the bond you have as siblings..

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Okay my question I had posted was

Okay... i am 14.. and I was just wondering how old do people think is TOO OLD??

and I didn't mean.. "am i too old" i meant how old is too old for me too go out with.. so if u answered my last question wrong I am sorry I didn't state my question clearly and if u wanna answer again.. just do it!!

hmm..
Legally, Too old for you is 18+
Morally, Too old for you is 17+
Mentally, There is no age limit for love, I know 15 year olds falling pregnant to 32, and 45 so.. yeah.. but yeah.. if you are a guy.. then you should look for someone between 11 - 14, for girls.. look for someone 14 - 17

Hope I helped!

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I think the way I come off to people is just mean and that I don't like anyone. Today I heard some kid say (about me) "Yeah, she hates everyone" and that is not true. I tend to tell people to shut up and I guess I'm not the nicest person... so how do I begin to change? I don't want to seem a rude, hateful person anymore!

Being mean is not a personality defect.. It's a way of life.. If you stop.. you will most certainly die.. so be mean as much as possible!

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Hey yall i jus got bangs and boy i hate them they arnet like the ones that go all the way across your forehead. they are the ones where u have a part down themiddle and there are two on each side i then they look bad and i cant wait for them to grow out but until then i need cute lil hair styleing tips or ways to hide them! any advice

Chop em off ;)

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I've been majorly depressed since May of last year. and I went through a lot of stuff during that time, including therapy. Two days before Christmas, my boyfriend (Kyle) broke up with me and made the whole depression thing worse, until I eventually got over that.
Well, after Kyle broke up with me, this other guy that has always been there for me through anything, being kind of like an older brother, confessed that he has feelings for me. Hes the sweetest anyone has ever been to me. I love him. But, a couple weeks ago Kyle asked me back out, and I couldn't go back out with him because he broke my heart, and our relationship wasnt that great to begin with. Anyways, since then I've been really really depressed, I got the the point where I was suicidal, and I almost killed myself. I told the other guy that I can't date him now, even though I really want to, because I think I should wait until I start to get happy again. I've been seeing my schools "crisis counselor", and I'm starting to feel better...slowly but surely. And now I'm scared to get my heart broken again. I dont know what to do, because I really want to date him. I know he would wait for me until I feel realyl ready to date him, and I want to date him now...I dont know what to do though, Im just confused. Any advice?

If you dont risk anything, You risk even more! Go for it.. Give him a chance! and if you wait too long, string him along, etc.. he may turn away.. and not want you.. the longer you wait.. the worse it is!!

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well let me tell u the whole story well it all happened today. well i went to the theater with my friend and her family and stuff well we waited for her mom,dad,sister, and brother and when they got there he just kept looking at me. well when the movie finish we went outside and stuff and i notice he was still looking at me of course i was blushing and felt funny!! well me and my friend left with her aunt to my friends house well we got locked out and stuff so we waited for her mom and family to come well like an hour later they came and her brother kept looking at me and yea i thought he was hot.well they were cleaning thier house and every time he passed thru my friends room he always look and stuff well we went to a gig (a party for rockers)well we got there and me and him started talking to each other and then my friend went out to hear the band and me and him just sat and talk thats when he took out a bottle cap saying if it lands heads we are just friends but if it land tail we have to make out i was cool with it and we made out alot and i ask him was he just making out with me for fun or because he liked me and he said noo am no doing it for fun and i dont understud what he said but i think he said i like you or i love you and after he said that he kiss me in the cheack and we just started talking again and we tried to hold hands but we didn't want any body to see us we did hold hands but just for a while. now i really like this guy but am not sure if i should tell my friend?? And i dont know if i should start a real rlationship with him??

No.1 Well let me tell you, well you should stop fucking using the word "Well" its so annoying!!!

No.2 You make me sick.. He is you best friends brother.. is not right..

No.3 Die :D

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15/f--my boyfriend and i have been together for a long time but the other day i was at his house and his mom came upstairs and saw us coming out of his room (we were looking at yearbooks) and she freaked out and thinks we're having sex even though i'm not anywhere near ready to do that, and she won't even let us watch tv without someone else in the room. she used to like me a lot, how can i get her to trust me/us again?!?

Fuck him.. Fuck him good!

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im not sure what catagory to ut this in but here we go, ok im usually always wearin a jacket because i sweat sometimes and i dont know why and i dont want people to see them especially boys armpit stains arent attractive and i have tryed a lot of deoderants like dove, teen spirit, a lot of em can anyone give me any advice on this horror thanks so much

Step 1. Remove Jacket -> Jackets are meant to keep people warm, when it is hot, it makes people hotter, making them "Sweat"

Step 2. Wear Tank Top -> Wearing sleveless tops frees up the armpitts, and allows air there.. to stop it from sweating

Step 3. Loose Weight -> excess "Baggage" tends to make you hotter, making you profusely sweat.

Step 4. Seek Medical Attention -> this is a serious medical condition, and if you do not see a doctor within 5 minuets of reading this, You WILL die!

Step 5. Suicide -> if it doesnt stop, the word dover often uses starts with an "S" and ends with an "uicide"


*Reading any part of this advice entails a $10,000 Dollar fine, payable to me.. Have a nice day ;)

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Does anyone know where on the internet i can find some styles Ashlee Simpson wears? I LOVE how she dresses and i really wanna dress like her...i sorta do already but i just want more places to see what else she wears! Thanks so much for helping!

You make me sick o.O

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Me and my boyfriend have been going out for 9 months now and as we all know Valentines Day is really soon but i cant seem to figure out what to get him, i dont want to get hime like cologne or jewlery or clothes, something diffrent but i can't figure it out and i really need to figure out soon, can someone please help me out PLEASE

Blow Job! its not sex -_-

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My fourteen year old daughter has been going out with this nineteen year old boy since the beginning of January, first of all she lied to me saying that he was sixteen. I am quite worried about this. Can somebody help me and tell me what I should be doing. She is my only daughter, in fact my only child. I am worried. Help.

ok.. I'll tell you one thing that I know for a fact. Don't Ever try to "Make" them break it off, it wont solve anything, it may make her hate you for not letting her make her own descisions, and then she could even end up running away with him or sneaking around and yeah.. All I can suggest is talking to her, Giving her tips on safe sex, and contraceptives, and maybe get that chip thing in her that makes it impossible for her to get preggy for 3 years.. Then you need be worried, also he is 19 so he is probably pretty mature, look out for what he drives, and the way he drives it.. also talk to him.. hope dis helps..

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hiya, my friend has just recently got a new boyfriend. she has had one before and had sex and her mum didnt no. im scared she will have sex again beacuse today she said to her other friend that she did something with him, and im thinking it may well be sex, cos she sed she was in a shed (by theirselves).

anyone give me advice plze?
thanxz x x x x

Ryan: Why does it bother you that they are having sex? Are you jealous?

Elke: *Not around*

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A dark bruise has appeared on my left breast. i didnt hit it or anything, it just appeared. it started off bluish and now the background is yellowish.Im extremely worried and dont know what to do.what could it be?

Ryan: What could it be you ask? Ill tell you what it is.. It's called a BRUISE :P Ever had one before?

Elke: *leaves beofore I got an answer from her.. sorry :)*

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isit true that girls that dont grow up with any type of male figure in their life wil often cling to a possible male figure that pays alittle attention to them ?
srry if it doesnt make sence..

Ryan: your just lookin for a lil slut for yourself arent you?

Elke: ;)

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