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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ umm is stealing street sign illegal, like a stop sign or a name of a street, i think i know the answer but if you could help id appreciate it
That's a humongous YES!! I'm assuming the punishment varies from state to state, but I know in Virgina it's classified as a 'Case 1 Misdemeanor'. (However, that wasn't enough to stop my brother from stealing a 'STOP' sign, that bad apple!!)


I found an interesting story online of a couple who got jail time for stealing a 'STOP' sign.


http://www.wisecounty.com/themuse/Column11.htm



Here is another entertaining one about a woman who did jail time for stealing a Presidential sign (in case you're interested):


http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/news-article.aspx?storyid=26517


If you don't learn from them, it's good reading, if nothing else. :P

♥[?]♥ Now heres a question for the masses. Because Im bored.

What do you think about drugs?

Post your age, your experiences with drugs (if any) and what you think about them.

Oh, and how did you learn what you know about drugs? Parents? Dare? School?

Lectures about how bad drugs are will be given a 1. Answers that simply say "Drugs are bad, I hate drugs" or "Drugs are Awes0m3!!!11" will be given a 1. Any decent remark (or anything that makes me laugh) will get an auto 5
Hmm. It's nice to see a different question for a change; and an interesting one, at that.


I recall D.A.R.E in sixth grade, but I slacked off to the highest degree, and then some, in that class. It's not that I didn't CARE what the D.A.R.E Officer had to say. It's just that I KNEW drugs were not my cup of tea. I have faith in myself, and I've always KNOWN that I would never go down that road. But I guess I learned most of my facts and information through various websites. To be honest, I've never experienced with drugs. Nor do I have the slightest bit of desire to change that fact. While it's most certainly an activity I choose to have absolutely no part in, I can not control the lives of others. I'm not saying that I believe that everybody who does drugs is a good-for-nothing delinquent. I just think that if a man has no respect for his body... that's saying a lot about his character. But that's just me, and we're all responsible for our own life choices. [:
(17, Female)

♥[?]♥ Ok.. i'm going out with a guy and he smokes ..

i'm 14 and he is 15. do you think thats bad?

i rate high for good answers.
Personally, I despise smoking. While it's most certainly an activity I choose to have no part in, I can not control the lives of others. While I don't believe that everybody who smokes is a good-for-nothing delinquent, I simply think that if a man has no respect for his body... that's saying a lot about his character. But that's just me, and it really doesn't much matter what I think, because this is soley YOUR decision. [:

♥[?]♥ where can i go to make my pictures smaller on the computer so i can put them on my myspace? i dont have paint so that wont work..
Photoshop can do this. Now, you can get a free 30 day trial at:
http://www.download.com/3120-20_4-0.html?tag=srch&nid=1&qt=photoshop&tg=dl-20


After the 30 days it will just cut you off - no charges. Erm, other than that, you could send them to me if you'd like. I could resize them and send them right back whenever ya need. Just an option, s'up to you! [:

♥[?]♥ whats a good program that i can use to get rid of the viruses on my computer and make it go faster? and also to get rid of junk thanks
AD-AWARE: http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Edition/3000-8022_4-10045910.html?part=dl-ad-aware&subj=dl&tag=top5


I love love love that thing!! It's quick, effective, FREE and even fun - what could be better??? Just click on the link near the bottom of the page that says, "Download Ad-Aware SE Personal Edition 1.06"


Also, I read that people are suggesting Norton Anti-Virus. Now, I've never actually used that, so I don't have much to comment on there. However, I DO have a Anti-Virus program called McAffee, and it just does wonders for me!!


Another option, (if you don't already have it) I strongly suggest getting the Google Toolbar. It does great!! To date, it's blocked up over 2,731 to date!! It's incredible, I think! :D If you're interested in this, you can download it for free at: http://www.google.com/downloads/


Adaware + McAffee + Google = my computer runs smooth as silk! :D

♥[?]♥ how can i make my own free advice columns? You know where you can link your own personal page and have people ask you for advice... what website can i go to to make my free advice column where i can link it to my profile? please help i rate high!
I guess I'm not quite clear on your question here. Are you saying you would like to BUILD a website where people can join and offer advice (basically, the same exact thing as Advicenators)??


Or are you asking how to pass the link for your column around so you get more direct inboxes? If that's what you mean, all you do is go to your column and copy EVERYTHING WITHING the "Address" URL bar (up top on your internet page). The "Address" URL bar (if you didn't know..) is where you would normally type in "advicenators.com" and so on. It's the thin, long white space in which you type in websites addresses. So yeah, just highlight the website address, and then right click, and go down to "Copy". And as far as spreading it around, I suppose you could put it in your AIM info for all of your friends to see. And if you have any other websites, post it there, as well. And to actually get the link to appear to the public, just right click and "Paste" it where you want it.


Sorrie if this isn't what you were asking - your question could have been a bit more clear. If you're still left unaware, don't be afraid to reach me directly for more help.

♥[?]♥ okay so now hwen i get on om computer i always want to go on aim nd i click the icons like 10 times and it dosnt fo anything how can i make aim work ? please help
i rate 5s
tamara
Have you tried to uninstall and reinstall? If not, I suggest doing so. And if that's not it, I guess it POSSIBLY could be some type of AIM Virus, though I doubt that. However, if you'd like to be on the safe side, I have a link you can nuke whatever bug might be there: http://www.jayloden.com/aimfix.htm


It's quite simple. Just go there, and just click "DOWNLOAD". It's 100% FREE. It downloads in SECONDS, AND it does NOT download ANY other crap with it, ya know??


Once it's downloaded, save it to your Desktop (just so it's easy to find), and run the program. It will kick you off AIM (for about 10-14 seconds), while it scans AIM for this virus.


Once deleted, you can sign right back on. It's SPECIFICALLY an **AIM** virus detector; meant to detect EVERY one!! I've used it before, and it always fixed my problem.


Erm, if that still doesn't work.. I'm out of ideas. =/ Goodluck, though! :D

♥[?]♥ when i get my period there are dark red goey blobs in my pad is that normal?

ill rate
Absolutely. Your cycle is the time when the lining of the uterus cleanses itself; that would be those "dark red goey blobs". It's perfectly common, not too worrie.

♥[?]♥ Sometimes I like a guy for a while, then I REALLY like him, then I don't think I like him at all and I see him again and I like him...agian. This all happens in one day. Is this normal?
Well, "normal" I believe is an opinion. However, it's certainly not uncommon, if that answers your questions, and in no way is it a crime. :D

♥[?]♥ my friend is a freak how can i stop her from going out with this guy who is bisexual?
Not to seem rude, but it's not up to you. It's her life, for which she make my her own choices. I understand you want what's best for her, and I commend that. However, what YOU think is best for her and what SHE thinks is best for her might be the complete oppisite of each other. Truthfully, the only thing you can truly do about this is to kindly pull her privately aside and tell her how you feel. If she is still firm in her desires, I'd hope you'd accept and respect her wishes. [:

♥[?]♥ This kid in my grade just asked me out two hours ago and I don't know what to do. He's really ugly, annoying (at least to everyone else except me), steals things, and teachers really don't trust him. He has really bad grades and is proud of it! And not trying to sound mean, but he also completely bores me to death. I dread talking to him, he's so boring. I really, sincerely don't want to be his girlfriend, but on the other hand, I feel sorry for him because he's so unpopular and friendless. And I have a huge crush on this other amazing guy. I told him that I'd answer him on Monday so I'd have time to think it over. I'm so confused on what I should say. I don't want to go out with him, but I don't want to hurt his feelings. And I don't want to "just be friends" either. Should I reject him, and if I should, what do I say?

Well it's quite apparent that you don't feel the same about him, and that's perfectly fine; it's certainly not a crime. If you don't like this guy, say no. I don't think this is something that you should be stressing over. I mean, honestly, it really won't matter WHAT you say, because if this guy TRULY likes you.. he will be hurt no matter WHAT your reasoning. Sooo, why not be completely honest, and tell him that you're interested in someone else? I think that would be a good route to take, because he might not feel rejection QUITE as hard, don'tcha think??


Another option: just tell him that you're flattered and you appreciate his offer, but you simply do not think of him in the same light. Then remind him that you are telling him no because a one sided relationship is unfair and pointless. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving your heart away to someone who isn't willing to give you theirs?? If you tell him this, I'm shore he will understand. It's a perfectly appropriate and gentle reply. :]
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY CUTE BOY COUNTRY NAMES .? CUZ iM GONNA NAME ALL MY KiDS AFTER COUNTRYS AND MY OLDEST iS GONNA BE LONDON THEN PARiS AND i DONT KNOW WHAT TO NAME MY LiTTLE BOY SO DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY AND i DONT LiKE JORDON , iSREAL , OR BROOLYN

....
Uhmm, how 'bout:
- Montana
- Arizona
- Chad
- Bolivia
- Dominica (or Dominic)
- Rome
- Boston
- Denver
- Kenya
- Monaco
- Charlotte
- Portland
- Houston
- Dallas
- Austin
- Samoa (LOVE IT!)
- Syria
- Sweden


That's about all I can think of. Hopefully it's a tad bit of help, somehow. :D

♥[?]♥ Hey advicenators! =P

What do you think should be the curfew for a 15 year old girl? I'm asking this because I'm going to the movies with my guy friend and my parents want me home at 10pm. I'm a very trustworthy person and I WON'T have sex with him, that's for sure. He's only a friend. I'm kinda pissed about this because I want to stay out later, but they're strict & say only 10pm. I know I'm lucky because some kids can't even go out with friends yet. But, what do you guys think? Thanks.
Actually, 10pm seems quite fair and flexible, if you ask me. I mean, I definitely understand how you would want to stay out later than 10pm - I don't blame you, I would, too. I guess if you look at it from someone else's perspective, it would be easier to see how your curfew seems reasonable. Also, don't forget about your state's set curfew for minors. I know that in Arizona they enforce that big time. A few years back, my brother (who was 16, at the time) was caught ALLLLL of the time for staying out past curfew. They really do patrol for such a thing. Call me crazy, but I imagine that's a big part of your parent's worry, and for good reason, no?


"I know I'm lucky because some kids can't even go out with friends yet."


You're absolutely right. Some kids dont't even HAVE it that good. I know it seems like it could be better, but don't forget.... it could be much worse. ;D

♥[?]♥ How do you pierce your nose at your house and not get it infected?
Wowsers! This is a bit scary. Are you sure you're up for this? Honestly, I strongly discourage self peircings. You run a high chance of infection, and I just know that it definitely wouldn't be worth it (as far as I'm concerned, that is). Why must you do it at your home? Are you not allowed to get it professionally done? Perhaps piercing it yourself would be a bad idea, because you might 'get in trouble'..?


Anyhow, I know that if you really want a nose piercing THAT baddly, there's probably nothing I can do or say to deter you from achieving your goal SOMEHOW. So, if you must do this, I 'll at least try my best to help you do it SAFELY. Actually, when it comes to piercings, I'm sorrie to say that you've come to the wrong person. My piercing count is a complete and total zero. However, I've taken the liberty of finding some seemingly useful websites for you. I sincerely urge you to check them out:
- http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/body-piercing.html
- http://www.ehow.com/how_17142_nose-pierce.html [WOW!! READ THIS!]
- http://www.faqfarm.com/Q/Is_it_safe_to_use_a_do-it-yourself_piercing_kit
- http://www.navelring.com/information/nosepiercinginfo.htm [talks about procedures, do's and don'ts and information on after care]
- http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art5572.asp
- http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art6543.asp


Although I definitely do not encourage this, I know you'll probably do it either way. I tried to find a site with directions, but I didn't come up with anything. Sorrie I haven't been too much of a help, but I hope you found some useful information within those links. All I can say to you is be careful, and think before you act. Goodluck! :D
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ I've tried giving my girlfriend one but all there is a small faded red mark... that goes away within a few minutes. I've tried sucking hard, but I don't want to hurt her that much. I've heard nibbling/biting works. I don't know.
"I don't want to hurt her that much"


Well, if you weren't already aware, a hicky is simply a bunch of broken blood vessels, which is what we call a 'bruise'. I'm not sure if you knew that or not, but I figured it was important to know what exactly you're getting into. Personally, I don't do hickys. Not because I "don't know how" to give one, but because the thought of what we're physically and technically doing is a harmful action. I mean, come on: "broken blood vessels". I don't know about you, but just typing this made my stomach turn and I'd like to vomit right about now. :'(


Anyhow, as far as giving a hicky... there's not much to it. However, I DO believe it's something that has to be 'learned'. You'll see that it's easy, once you get the hang of it. You can practice on your arm, if you'd like.


All you have to do is place your *slightly opened mouth against the skin, and suck in. (Also, you mentioned "nibbling", and I think that's fine - just take precaution with this; don't hurt her.) While the skin is still suctioned within your mouth, slightly pull your head back alittle, and side to side (while still hanging onto your grip). Be aware that you might have to keep that up for a good 30-60 seconds. However, often times in a moment of passion.. 60 seconds goes by in a snap. But really, that's honestly all it takes. I tried to look online for additional directions and/or reassurance, but there just wasn't anything.


I advise you to not think about it while you're trying this. Just relax and cherish the moment. I'm sure you'll do fine! ;D

♥[?]♥ ok i have been on a diet for 2 weeks now and i've been doin real good but now its realyl hard..like i have been eating some thinks i know i shouldnt but i cant help it. does anyone have any suggestions that will help me stick to my diet? thanks:)
I realize that you submitted this question nearly 10 months ago. I apologize for the insanely large delay. However, I figured I might as well give this a shot. There's no harm in trying! :D


Anyhow, truth is, diets don't always come easy to everyone. I think the key to healthy weight loss is 'everything in moderation'. Sure it seems like you're giving up so much, but think about what you will be gaining if you feel better about yourself!! I promise you: that's the best damned prize you'll EVER find.


An important thing to remember is that no one is going to do this FOR you, so now is the time to stand up and take total charge of your body. Some tips: just try to keep yourself busy, and sleep as often as possible. Those things keep your mind off of food.


Now, I know you didn't spefically ask for exercise suggestions, but I figure it couldn't hurt, so why not, right!? :D


Well, we'll start out with the obvious: exercise.
A few good activities that can simply assist in porportioning the body in it's ENTIRTY would be anything that gets the blood circulation goin', such as: jogging, jumping jacks, jumping rope, walking, and bicycle riding. Also, if you have access to a heated pool, water aerobics work like a charm!!


And if you'd like to target your tummie specifically, try doing a couple hundred sit ups or crunches. I know, I know, I know.. "a couple hundred' SEEMS like a lot, but if you break it up into sessions, it's not that difficult, really.


For directions on doing a correct crunch, check out:
- http://www.rnews.com/print.cfm?id=16787
- http://www.ehow.com/tips_3191.html


To tone your butt and thighs, do leg lifts. To do these, stand up straight, and slowly move your leg -ONLY YOUR LEG- backwards. Like, say you're going to kick something, but kick BARKWARDS, and DON'T BEND YOUR KNEES!! Make sense???


To tone your arms, take two dum bells [whatever weight works for you]. Put one in each arm, and stand up straight with your feet shoulder-width apart. Bring the dum bells up to your chest with your elbows folded out [like Tarzan pounding his chest-sort of motion, ya know?] Then at a MEDIUM speed... extend your arms out to the side, and slowly bring them back in. You can do two at a time to help balance the strength build up and toning, or do one at a time if it's easier. THIS DOES CUH-RRRRAZZIIEEEEEEE AMOUNTS OF MIRCALE!!!!!!!!!! If you do it for at least 20 minutes a day you'll see a GIGANTIC difference in a week, TOPS. I do them all the time; it's fun!!


Also, providing you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bread [substitute it with wheat], cake products, ice cream, hamburgers, and soda... [if you're used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a significant amount of weight loss after the first two weeks, alone.


You can find lists of healthy foods at:
-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp


As you probably already know, it's best to eat several small portions a day; but this does not mean to "starve" yourself. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two hours later have a few crakers, and an hour later have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so forth, ya know??? And those are just some snack ideas. When it comes to solid meals, you don't really have to cut out much. Just take in moderation. Little intakes of food like that gives your body time to digest it properly. You see how that's better than eating one or two huge meals a day?? Because then it would take too long to catch up, and your body will not be able to burn the calories quick enough; so it just quits, turning into body fat.


I can't really say how long it will take; I suppose that differs from person to person. It really just depends on how much weight you're looking to shed. I'd say you could lose 10 to 20 pounds within the first month; that's very possible (seeing as how a good portion of that 10-20 pounds will be water weight).


At any rate, goodluck to you! Feel free to get ahold of me personally if you'd like any other information or opinions! I'd be happie to help where I can! :D

♥[?]♥ first off i dont have an upper lip. well i have one but it really thin. my boyfriend has told that it is dificult to kiss me because he has some big lips. anything i can do about that? and my second question for soemreally when i kiss my bf i get all nerves and scafred that i will mess it all up since i barely see him and i want to leave him wit a good impression. anything i can do? and is there a way for me to slow myself down when kissing? thanks some much.
and any tips on making out would be apperiated.. where can you or should you put ur hands will making out with a guy?
Well, as far as plumping your lips up - goodluck. There's nothing you can do about that. The only thing I can think of, would be using a nice clear lip gloss to give the appearance of more lively lips. However, that's just the appearance, and it obviously won't affect your skills, sorrie.. :/


For your second question, I think the problem is your own creation. I say you're simply THINKING TOO MUCH!! Don't think, just give it all you've got. I think that to a certain extent, kissing just "comes naturally". I believe that you have to be into the kiss to feel the passion and have the connection to keep things going. Now, if this guy is your boyfriend, I'd assume (or, at least hope) that you're comfortable with him. Otherwise, why would you two be together, correct?? However, I definitely understand how you might want to improve your game some. ;) And there's no shame in that - whatever works, ya know?? As far as "slowing down", that's something you just have to work on controling. I guess I don't see what the rush is. Why not take it easy and enjoy those precious moments. At any rate, I've found a few websites for you. I suggest taking a look at them:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/


Also, you should really just keep your hands where you feel comfortable. If you perfer them to be left on his shoulders, then that's perfectly fine. The important thing to remember is not to let anyone push you around. You shouldn't ever let anyone force you into doing something which makes you uncomfortable. Another suggest would be on his thighs. However, be prepared for the possibility of his arrousal. At such a time as that, just think clearly and believe in your personal morals. [:



♥[?]♥ is your first kiss the first time you make out or the first time a guy kisses you on the cheeks or lips or something?
Well, apparently different people have different views on this. I consider your first kiss to be the first time you're "pecked" on the lips; no tongue needed. (:

♥[?]♥ should you shave down under? do guys prefer it hairy or clean shaven? What should I do if I can't afford a bikini wax?
Some guys perfer hair, and others don't. It's simply a personal perference. To be truthful with you, I don't know a single guy who PERFERS pubic hair. However, that is not to say they do not exist, as they definitely do!! Honestly though.. it's YOUR body, therefore YOUR decision. If you can't afford a wax, big deal - just shave. Shaving isn't any biggie at all, I promise.


However, if you DO decide you want to shave, I've taken it upon myself to make a list of tips for you:
- NEVER dry shave.
- Find a shaving cream/gel you're happie with.
- If you can't go out and purchase shaving gel, use a bar of soap and lather your legs up REALLY good, but keep it moist and lathered.. don't let it dry out.
- If you CAN purchase shaving gel, I recommend 'Skintimate's Shaving Gel' or 'Barbasol Shaving Cream".
- Use a good razor, and change it often, if not EVERY time.
- Yes, disposable razors are fine.
- After shaving, you could apply lotion or baby oil to help moisturize, and assist in preventing razor burn.
- DO NOT shave daily!! Try every other two days or so.
♥ Mackenzie ♥

♥[?]♥ is there anyway to improve my kissing?
Well I think that to a certain extent it DOES just "come naturally". I just believe that you have to be into the kiss, to feel the passion and have the connection to keep things going. Beyond that, I definitely understand how you might want to improve your game some. ;) And there's no shame in that - whatever works, ya know?? I've found a few websites for you. I suggest taking a look at them:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/


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