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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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do u got a quote about chaning..high school..middle school

I would love to give you an answer, if I knew what chaning high school and middle school was.

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you know how ppl say they have an evil stepmom or stepdad. well i DO! my stepmom kicked me out of hte house for the second time. all because i postponed college a year. and she hates me so much, but my dad has chosen her over me twice and i dont know what to do about it.

You decided not to go on with your future and you're upset that your parents didn't like it? One of my guidelines to staying at home was to be in school, so just go to school. It's not hard.

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okay, so tomorrow I am getting my tongue pierced... before I do, DOES IT HURT? and what does it feel like and what can i do and stuff... you know

The feeling is very similar to someone putting a needle through your tongue.

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ok i was just wondering what are some good ideas for halloween costumes? like i want something creative and unique. no certain price range or anything. thanks much

Be a vampire or a ghost.

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i am 13/m

well its all over the whole me liking my best friend best friend thing is sovled so is every other thisng that has to do with her because she is moving to Chicago at the end of the school year :(((((((((((, tear

but my ? is what should i do she always looks to me for advice and i am good at giving it but now i am literaly on the brink of tears cause i am about to lose my best friend

so what should i doo when she needs to talk

should i cry with her
should i stay strong for both of us
or something else

Also i really dont have any advice to give for this one i just fell like crawling into a hole and not moving until shes gone so i dont have to give her advice about this or say goodbye
thanks from
foreverlostw/oher

Well, if you guys are such good friends, her moving shouldn't end your friendship. She will still be your best friend, you guys will keep in touch. Hiding away is the worst idea, and would only prove you're not a good friend.

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my girlfriend and I technically arent going out anymore.. but nothin has really changed, like she is my best friend and i still care about her so much and she says that the only reasons she isnt going out with me anymore is because she has some issues with herself that she needs to deal with. i tell her thats alright and that i can wait for her to do it but she keeps trying to insinuate that i like other girls and that i should go out with them. She seems to want me to move on but im not giving up on her ever.. i really dont know if she just doesnt care about me anymore or whether she really does have some stuff she needs to deal with and just wants me to be free to do what i want? The weird thing is that when we are together we act the same as when we were actually going out.. just we talk more now. which is really good because im finding out some things that i never knew. but i dont want to be in a relationship thats not going anywhere.. and she knows how i feel, so why would she tell me that she cares about me, and that she wants the best for me.. but then push me away like this?

She knows something about herself that you don't obviously. She wants the best for you, and she knows that she isn't the best. So maybe, instead of being selfish and making it seem like you're forcing yourself to wait for her, just listen to her. I can't imagine you being out of high school, so there is really no point in waiting for her forever. Date other girls, if those don't work and she changes, then you have her back, if not, maybe you'll find a better girl.

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how old do you think you have to be to babysit?

You need to be mature enough to take care of young kids, there isn't a certain age.

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i have a bf who has gone threw a lot with me
and we have been together for 1 1/2 years ..
he meanse everything to me .. he has hit me
in the past and he tried to kill me .. everyone
thinks i should just get over him but i can`t
i love him .. i was gonna have his baby last year
but shit happend with my mom so i had to get
an abortion :-/ . he has also liked this girl
behind my back and hes been lying about it ever
since .. but now he says that he misses me
and everything .. i don`t know what to do ..
i miss him so much .. he just got outa jail
for something big :-/ trying to run me and
my boii off the road but he just needs help.
please help me thank you -Nikky-

He sounds like a real keeper, you should marry him.

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i just want to ask everyone a question.
GUYS: do ya'll enjoy watching porn?
GIRLS: do ya'll enjoy watching it either? or being in a porno movie?

I don't like porn that much, I really cant stand watching it.

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Can youqiut you're job as a person who gives advice?

Until everyone in the world learns the difference between your and you're, no.

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Aight, I love this girl, we're both 13. Don't bother telling me that 13 year olds don't know love, and that it's only infatuation. I know what love is, and I know what infatuation is. And I don't give a damn about hot, sexy, etc. So anyway, I love her, I've told her that. She knows how madly in love with her I am. Problem is, she's not sure if she likes me back. Oh, sure, I've asked her places, like recently we went to the carnival as 'friends'. I mean, she's a great girl... hilarious, smart, amazing personality... what more could I ask for?

Anyway, the first school dance is coming up. I've never been to a dance. Yeah, last year my parents signed me up for a social dance program, but you don't ask people there, it's just to learn how to dance. And it's only like the cha-cha and everything you'll never use. So I really want to ask her there with no chance of rejection. Ever since I saw her as more than a friend I've been tormented by a sudden flurry of emotions. Love! Hate! Jealousy! Rejection! You name it! I don't want to face the bad ones again... for a while I was too depressed to make jokes---and I'm the class clown! So I don't want to be depressed again, what's a good way for me to ask her out? In short, I'm shy, I love her more than anything else, I don't give a damn about looks, she doesn't like me, I need to ask her to a dance somehow. Emphasis on shy. Thanks!

PS: Also there's this constant awkward silence... what are some good conversation starters? Thanks!

Well, if she's not sure if she likes you back, you REALLY need to NOT put pressure on her by doing stuff like this. I understand you may think you know what love is, but you're way too young to be feeling this way over a girl. You shouldn't be depressed when you're in middle school, you should be worry free like normal middle schoolers and concentrating on being young. Seriously, play with toy guns, stay up all night on your Playstation 2, pick up an instrument, or go skateboard, I don't care but don't sit around and be depressed over a girl.

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can u stop your feet from smelling? hahah lmao just wonder i know i'm werid

Only if you chop them off.

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i need help. okay, i've been with my boyfriend for a while now, but there's a small little problem that i'm having in our relationship. i love him to death and i know that he feels the same way, but when he talks to other girls.. i often get jealous and feel as if he's going to leave me for this girl even though i know they are just friends, i feel like maybe he sees something more in the girls he talks too. i feel this way because in the past, every guy i was with.. left me for another girl or was seeing another girl behind my back. i just got used to it & so now everytime i get into a new realtionship, i feel as if the same thing is going to happen even though i know all guys aren't the same, it's just something that sort of stuck in my mind. i expect guys to leave me.. i guess it's so i won't get hurt like i did in the past. i've talked with my boyfriend about this and he understands why i feel like this because of past experiences but he always reassures me that there is nothing going on because he doesn't want any other girl in this world besides me & that he loves me more than i could imagine. i mean, we've even talked about spending the rest of our lives together. i don't always have this problem when i'm with him.. but then there are times when i do. i hate it a lot because i really don't wanna feel this way, i TRY to tell myself "hes not gonna leave you" and it works half the time but then other time it doesnt and i get really upset. just so you know, i do BELIVE that he loves me, i don't doubt that.. it's just i really don't know how to explain it. maybe someone knows where i'm coming from. the point is, is there anyway i can convince myself that he's not going to leave me? is there anything at all i can do? or am i gonna be stuck feeling like this for the rest of my life because of what has happened to me in the past?

What has happened to you is a common pschological association. Because of all the cheating and heartbreaks, you've grown to associate relationships with dishonesty. The jealousy you feel is a natural defense mechanism against this association from happening again. So your ability to get rid of these feelings really isn't unusual. So don't worry, you're not weird or messed up, it's MOST LIKELY just a psychological thing. I do however suggest talking to someone about it if the problem continues or gets worse.

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how does an orgasm feel?

Like an atom bomb of amazing blew up in your body.

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what do boys do when they like someone? is there anything that they do when they like a girl?

Every boy is different, this is a tough question to answer.

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I have thought alot about suicide. Wrote suicide letters, read them over and over. Some days I want to kill myself, others I don't. I was just wondering for someone who is catholic and christian why do these thoughts occur. I believe in God so much and go to church all the time, but yet I have these evil thoughts, what would happen if I were to kill myself, would I go to hell?

According to Catholic belief, yes you would go to hell. Is suicide worth it? No, and not even just for religious reasons, for moral reasons as well. Talk to someone, a parent, a friend, a relative, a psychologist, do something. Suicide is NOT the way to go.

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How do you find your breast cup size???

Some places can measure it for you (from other girls, not creepy 40 year old men).

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i love making brownies and i have a great receipe What do i do with it?

Bake some brownies?

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i dont get how people are anerexic or belimic or w/e im not sure wich one it is
but i dont get how they throw up! its not like im going to do it.. thats totally wrong but i just dont get what makes them throw up
i rate easy 5's!
*im curious to know

A false sense of self image.

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i have this pain in the back of my head, level with my ear. i have bad sinus's & i was wondering if that has anything to do with it. like my ears feel a little pressured, but it really does hurt. anyone have any ideas?

thanks!

Probably just sinus problems, I get the same thing.

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