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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Ok so theres this guy and he used to act like i was his girlfriend and i was totally ready for him to ask me out but he never did he just acted like he did... confusing i know haha and he knew i liked him.. so anyways homecoming is next week and i don't have a date i wanted to go with him but he hasnt said anything about it! How do i bring it up so he'll ask me to homecoming or even better ask me out!

(homecoming is friday october 14th.. so i need help quick, especially if i'm gonna make a garder)

thanks guys, and please don't give me a gay answer, its just rude and annoying

A gay answer would be telling you to go with a girl, I'm not sure how thats rude and annoying.

Just ask him to it. Who cares about this bullshit guys having to ask girls thing? Ask him, if he says yes then you have a date, if not, then who cares just go with friends.

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well... i am 13 and i weigh 176 pounds... this really takes a toll on my social life ... especially with guys... i really really really want to lose at least 20 pounds ((to begin with)) asap... but i dont want to go on a major diet... does anyone know a good plan for me?

Well, unless you're going to throw up or not eat, be prepared for a major diet and exercise. That is the BEST way to do it.

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whats a blow job?

It's a nickname for having a job where you use a leaf blower.

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My friend gave me her sister's dress for me to wear to semi. I like it but my hips don't look good. They are too big. How do I get rid of my big hips before Saturday?

Um, anything that could do it is totally harmful to your body, so nothing.

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ok so my b/f and i broke up cause me moved....and i really cant get over him!! and i dont no how like i jus really really want to be w/him but i cant be w/him.....and i me and him were sooo in love at least i was....he was everything i wanted in a man or boy or whatever u want to call it....and i jus feel rite in love w/him we were sooo alike and i could get along w/him sooo well....and i wanted to marry him cuz i really think that i could live w/him for the rest of my life!! but the only problem was that he was 13 and kinda had the rest of his life ahead of him and i am 16 and i kinda wanted a serious relationship and he didnt.....but i still cant get over him and now he has a g/f!!! and i dont no how to get over him????please help me?!?!?!

You're 16 and kind of have the rest of your life ahead of you. You should get over him because you should be having fun in your high school days, not obsessing over a guy.

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Okay, my 18th birthday is in...like, three weeks and I have no plans. I want to do SOMETHING with my friends. Unfortunately a bunch of my friends aren't 18, so that rules out going to a club or anything. My birthday's on a monday, which really sucks, but we could do something the weekend before, or on halloween weekend or something...anyway, I know that.
I'd like a few opinions and ideas as to what we could do. I refuse to let my 18th go by without celebrating. I did that with my 16th and I regret it quite a bit.
So, ideas? Also, please try to hold off on the chatspeak. I rate down if it takes me more than one attempt to read and understand the response. Punctuation marks are your friends. ^_^

Oh my God, I have this feeling that your birthday is October 24th. If so, we shall be celebrating our birthdays on the same day and I will drink a beer in your honor. If not, it's close enough that I will anyways. Find a place to have a party if you can. You could always hang out with your friends and drink punch (heh), listen to music, just hang out. Those parties are always fun.

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Some girls in one of my classes keep saying that me and this other guy (who im friends with but dont get to talk to all that much) would make a good couple. Today I wore a skirt and he said he wanted to look up it. And this girl said he liked me but he didn't really seem to say anything. But I wasn't really paying attention. Do you think he likes me? More than 2-3 people have said we'd make a really cute couple too....

A guy wanting to look up your skirt doesn't mean he likes you, it means hes a pervert. I'd say be careful of him.

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Are weed and pot the same thing?

Weeds are unwanted plants and pots are used for holding things or cooking.

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are uggs still in style?

Who cares? Wear what you like, not what everyone else does.

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I learn about sex through sex education websites, such as sites for teenagers, and I'm consintly sharing such information with friends so that they will not do something wrong when they get infected or something. I taught everyone how to put on condoms, take them off correctly, and although my friend recieved the information gratefully, she thinks that I would only know this because I watch porn. Naturally, there are pictures but they are of infections and such. What do I do to convince them that I DO NOT watch porn (even though it is a healthy thing, I still don't), and that I don't have such access to it?

Stop being a creepy encyclopedia of sex.

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First of all, let me clear the air. Im a sexually active 20 year old, Ive never been married, and I personally see nothing wrong with premarital sex, or sex in general.

But.

I have many friends who are Christian or Catholic, and they are (in my opinion) anywhere from sexually repressed at best, to afraid of and disgusted by sex at worst.

I cant really talk to most of them about it, simply because its a very uncomfortable subject.So I pose the question to the masses. For those of you who are religious, what are your views on sex, and why?

Thought provoking answers might get my screen name for further discussion, if you like. Any answers that sound something like

"ur crazy! Sex is uber cool! I LOVE SEX AND THERS NOTHIN WRONG WITH IT!! hope I helped plz rate"

or outright flames will get a 1.

Well, are you having sex with guys you're with or random guys you hook up with. If it's the latter, then yes it's wrong. Sleeping with random guys is pretty slutty. As long as you're just sleeping with boyfriends (and this doesn't mean he asks you out during the day and you're doing it that night), then there shouln't be anything wrong with it.

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In the words of Bowling For Soup, this is a BAD BAD situation. I'm 13, a girl, and I hope to think in love with my boyfriend Kenny, but I went and did the most retarded thing ever and cheated on him. We aren't really kissing at all yet in our relationship, and I have a friend who I was crushing on before I started going out with Kenny. I was hanging out with him (him being TJ) and I kinda made out with him for a while. Kenny was out of town when this happened, but when I got to the football game that night (with TJ, my friend and her boyfriend) I lost it and started crying. I felt so horrible about doing what I had done and didn't know what to do. I'm now stuck in a horrible position with just about everyone but him knowing what happened. I really regret making out with TJ, and I need to know if I tell Kenny or not. Everyone's telling me I should, but I am going to lose it when his heart's broken. I really love him, and can't believe I did what I did, but I did. Do I tell, or do I pretend it never happened?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're 13 and do not know love. You can tell me that you do all you want, I'll never believe it. As for what happened, tell him. Take some responsibility for what you did. If you lose him, oh well. It's your fault for cheating on him. But remember, you're 13, you have your whole life to find guys.

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what is 69?

The number between 68 and 70.

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i am going 15 and if i dont get a job my dad says he will kick me out of the house. and he's being serious. problem is no one hires this young and when they do, they sexually harass you and make you fold boxes. anybody have any reccomendations of where to look for a realisitc and humane job would be much appreciated that actually hires people at this age... thank you and i'm not shitting you... if i dont get this, im out on my asssss....
thnnxx

You could totally get your dad for child abuse, he must house you until you're eighteen.

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Hey if anybody can help me can ya'll tell me how does Jem and Scout change during the course of the novel? and how do they remain the same?if ya'll can't help me can ya'll tell me a website i can go to. Thanx!!!!

You could always read the book to find out, that is what you're supposed to do anyways. This is an advice website, not a "do your homework for you" site.

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Rob, how can I be cool like you one day?

I don't know, practice and one day you might be.

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ok so there's this boy and i really really like him. we had gone out a few times before but we broke up because he cheated on me, he told me he really liked me and wanted to go out with me again and promised he'd never do anything like that again and i actually beleive him (i dont beleive people who hurt me very often) he lives in a town close to mine but we only see eachother on friday nights and weekends. i went to a football game and he was hitting on one of my friends when i thought he really liked me, she's gorgous but i really want him to get to notice me again, i got mad at him and we were in kind of a fight but i couldnt stay mad at him and i kissed him at the end of the night and i think he may have started to like me again. How can i get him to like me? and is he worth it? i get soo jealous when he's with other girls.

thanks so much.

He doesn't sound worth it, find some other guy who doesn't cheat on you.

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i have cryed myself to sleep for the past 2 years EVERY single night. i cry out of nowhere and get upset for ansolutely no reason at all (that i know of) no matter how hard i try to be i'm barely ever happy. i don't bother people about this because i don't even know what's going on so why tell them unless i know what it's about. i used to cut and i've counted 51 noticable scars from it but i've stopped my old habits for my boyfriend. i'm not one of those people who like to bother others about my life and my problems because i don't like having people constantly worry about me or think that somethings going on in my personal life. there are some people i can talk to about this but they would worry and i can't stand it because i dont want to be the person people are always worried about. but i cry every single night for no reason most of the time and i try so hard not to but i can't hold them back.. i don't understand myself anymore

Sounds like you're depressed, you should see a psychologist.

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what are the signs of being pregnate i need this advice well give me all the signs you can think of and can you be pregnate if you are a virgin.
and can you still have your period.
please help

Unless aliens managed to get ahold of you and impregnate you with some weird alien means, I highly doubt you're pregnant.

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My boyfriend wants AIM+ on his computer and he has the latest version of AIM but when he went to www.download.com to get AIM+ it wouldn't work, He couldn't find anywhere to download it. So where can he get it and is it even still possible to get AIM+ or did they get rid of it because its illegal?

AIM+ is code word for "deadly computer virus".

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