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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Okay so theres this new guy to our school and hes a Junior and Im a sophmore and hes the classic bad boy he's been in trouble with the law, hes not a virgin (i am)he parties ALL the time. But hes really sweet and i truly try and stop myself from getting wrapped up in him bc to him im probably just another "girl" well whenever i get online hes the first screen name i look for and in the hallways i always look for him. But hes a major flirt and i know you guys are gonna tell me to just forget about him and i know IM TRYING. =/ basically, what im trying to say is should i even give him a chance to see me for who i really am or just give up while my hearts all mine? Like and sometimes i think hes too bad for me. He asked me this weekend to go with him to street racing with him and he doesnt have his license or permit it got taken away and i made up an excuse. Should i hang out with him?

I wouldn't if I were you. People like him have bad things follow them, and pretty soon you'll either end up in trouble just because you're around him, or you'll take in his bad traits. So find a kid without a criminal record, they're usually better people.

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i think your so awesome i just went through EVERY SINGLE one of the questions you answered and i just like fell in love with you!

i dont know what to do!

how can be like you?

do you have a girlfriend!!?!!?

I LOVE YOU ROB!

My advice seems to have an opposite effect on you than it does on the people I give it too. They usually give me bad feedback and tell me I'm a horrible person and should die. So thank you very much. I'm extremely flattered!

As for what you could do to be like me? Well for starters, you'd have to become a twenty year old male. Then you'd have to legally change your name to Rob, start working at Starbucks, collect Pez, and give out badass advice.

Do I have a girlfriend? Hah, no. If I had one, I'd probably be out doing something rather than on this site giving out advice to people who actually do have them.

So, thank you again for this question/confession of love to me. I'm printing it our right now to frame on my wall as proof to my mom that I'm not a complete loser and people out there do like me. I'm pretty sure I just fell in love with you mysterious person.

I guess I miss you too!

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This person named Ranny always be bothering me, all up in my face, and always in my mouth. Like one time I was talkin' to my friend minding my own bussiness, and I said this statement, then Ranny gone think I was talkin' bout him and go ahead and get in mine and my friend 's conversation! then he end up talkin' bout me and sh** anyway, he said I looked like a roach right? so I was like " I don't look like a roach, yo mama do" So then He said he was gone get his sister on me. He still ain't do it. I wanna punch Ranny in the mouth so he'll get outta mine, but if I do that then I will get in school supention, what do i do? oh and I don't wanna keep on Cryin' to the teacher or principal every time something is wrong. I'm thinking about it though. Give me some advice PLZZZZZZZ I'll rate high.

Please don't tell me that you wrote this in English. Maybe instead of worrying abot Ranny and what he's doing, you should go learn English so you don't sound like one of them thar Southern folk.

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Theres this guy and i really like him but i dont know if he likes me a couple of months ago we made out and hooked up like a month later it happend again.. he was a major player but for some reason i think he actually likes me now hes got a girlfriend and she is sorta my friend he purposely kisses her in front of me and touches her and all that stuff. I dont know if he likes her or not but hes been going out with her for like 4 weeks and he hasnt cheated on her yet and thats not usual with him.What should i do?

This guy is KNOWN for cheating on girls and you want to go out with him??? NO! Find some other guy. Going after a guy who is known for cheating on his girlfriend is one of the dumbest things you could possibly get yourself into. Just don't get involved with him, it'll make your life better.

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alright heres a boy question. theres this boy and all the girls like him because hes mysterious and a football player and ect...well he and i were "having fun getting to know eachother" and i found out that this girl i know likes him and he pretty much likes her too. but when i found this out he hasnt said anything to me at all like we really havent talked. i dont know howt ot tlak to him online or at school...should i continue getting to know him or just drop it?

It sounds like he's about to hook up with this girl, but there is always this thing called "friends" you guys could be. There is no harm in being friends with members of the opposite sex.

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whats a good website to download FREE crazy fonts-alot at one time. im working on yearbook stuff and i need cute fonts to write stuff in. thanks soo much babes!
hearts&&&kisses.

Your four steps to success:

1. Open up your internet browser.

2. Type in www.google.com.

3. Type "fonts" into the search part.

4. Click search and find a site.

It is that easy.

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alrite, i had just got out of a relationship about 3-4months ago still in love with the guy and trying to get over him but wont happen well i thought i would never be able to like or love any more cause he wrecked it all up... but i moved to (somewhere) i talk to this guy online and see him at school well i think i really like this guy only thing is i think he is bisexual or gay whatever what the heck do i do? i see him hugging girls all the time but i know he has a boyfriend.?

if you could give me some help ill deff rate high!
im 17/f

If he has a boyfriend, then chances are he's not interested in you.

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So me and my boyfriend are having sex and hes been going in me cause im on the pill. Yea I know statistics so please dont lecture me... and we lost our virginity with each other... anyways question is, how do you keep everything in without it all leaking out?
I also get this discharge and when I orgasm its like a waterfall, so it gets everywhere.. how do i control that too?

Please tell me he calls you Niagra Falls after sex. That would totally make my night.

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You know when you link sn's? How does it all work... Like i have a new sn so i linked it.. But how can i make a pro for it because it always ends up going back to my other sn! and how can i put up good away messages and stuff?!! IM SO CONFUSED...:( lol

You'd have to sign onto the other name as main to make the profile, then link it later. Everything is controlled by the main so you can't edit the linked one very much.

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okay..lately i have been into cutting and i have been for awhile but lately i have been a lot and i can't help it,it's helping me feel better but it's hard to hide it because i don't want anyone to know so i was woundering if anyone's know's what else i could do..i've tried writting and using rubber bands upon my wrist but that didn't work that well

Seek professional help. Cutting isn't healthy, it either shows you have some deep mental problems, or you just listen to too much emo music. Either way, you shouldn't go on like this.

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I am going to get a new cell phone does anyone know of any good family plans or single plans? And do you have to have someone to sign for you if your under 18?

Unless you go Cricket (I'm not even sure if it's in your area), you need someone 18 or older to sign for you.

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okay i need yalls help. My friend is having a costume/birthday party on the 29th of October. I need some costume ideas...i'm 14 and im female. So nothing too trashy! Um i thought of being a paparazzi (or however its spelled) you know..the people who hound celebrities and take their pix. The only reason i thought of that is because I have a digital camera and it'd give me an excuse to take pix LOL. so if anyone has some costume ideas or how i could dress like a paparazzi plz help! thnkx a mil also..a few more things I am not looking to go out and spend alot of money...if possible i'd like to work with what i've got or if i must buy something i want it cheap. At home i've got a feather mask (black and white) a green feather boa, yellow and purple weave (i'm white and no one in my family knows how to braid so yeah), walking sticks, umm i've got a variety of pants and colors...although if it involes pants i'd like to wear blue jeans..umm anything else i dont have i can buy cheap so anything is welcome...I'd just prefer not to go as something like little red riding hood or something like that. Thnkx a mil! Please be descriptive with your costume ideas! thnkx!

You could always mix a whole bunch of stuff together and go as a "?".

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I was using my other phone line and I wanted to pretend I was calling someone. So i thought i dialed the same number as that line i did that about 4 times and hung up. I know it was stupid. The person called back I apologized and explained I dialed the wrong number. I am scared will they be able to find me?

I'm so confused, so you called the same number as the line you were on, and got someone else? I think you were just prank calling and lying about it. No they wont be able to find you, don't worry about it.

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is there any way to get maple syrup out of a shirt?

Wash it.

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I was wondering if you call someone on the phone it rings once and you hang up with no one picking up will you get charged? Your answer will help me soo much :)

If its a cell phone, that's usually a minute.

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Alright there is this girl i really like her she is funny and beautiful and all that good stuff but i don't know if she likes me to. Well i want to know what is the best way to go on about this.

Go check one of the 359873498739483 other questions regarding this same topic.

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I'm a ninth grader and I am not used to getting like you know the kind of attention you receive from guys. Now that I've got in high school, that has changed a lot and I've sort of gotten used to it but I don't expect it to last very long since they are guys. But there's this one particular guy right. I mean, who ever would think that he would associate himself with me. But he did. I met him last year when I rode his bus and we just talked, you know. But this year, my bus driver has been absent a lot and we've had to ride his bus. I've been sitting with him on the seats in the morning and he'll tickle me or hold me at times that's longer than necessary. Thing is- is that I don't want everyone to know about me and him because I'm not sure that he may be comfortable with people starting the possibility of a false rumor. I feel that way too. Plus, I'm fresh in high school. I don't want my reputation ruined. He holds me, touches me in an appropriate manner, tickles me, and we hold hands, we even talk on the phone. And this morning, he said he wants to kiss me. I don't know how, and I just don't know how. I mean, I just don't know if I should b/c I don't know how and we aren't even boyfriend and girlfriend. We're just friends, I think. Oh I don't know. Oh, and we've already established that I'm not gullible and that I only do what is appropriate because I'm not down with the freaky stuff. Oh and I'm a virgin too. I need help people . Just tell me anything that'll help.Oh and he said that he's going to kiss me this afternoon and I don't know what to do.

Kissing isn't that big of a deal, it has nothing to do with your virginity. You could kiss every guy at your school and still be a virgin. What this situation comes down to is, do you want him to be your boyfriend? If so, then kiss him. Start a relationship. If not, then tell him you don't want to be kissed by him. That's all there is to it.

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Umm this is kind of hard to ask but... why does it feel like I'm peeing razor blades? I heard this could be either connected to a bladder infection or an STD. I've never really had sex except with these guys that kind of dress up like girls, because I heard you can get STD's from having sex with women. But you can't get STD's from anal/oral sex right? Well what I'm trying to say is does anyone know what I can do to make the pain go away, short of chopping off my own penis with a butcher's cleaver. 13/m if that helps.

You're thirteen having sex with males? What the hell kind of family were you raised in? Where are your Hot Wheels, your skatebroard, whatever the hell else you kids nowadays play with?!?!? You shouldn't be engaging in sexual relations in general, let alone with males dressed as girls who have STDs!!! Go to the doctor, explain your situation (good luck with that), and get checked out.

Lastly, you can get STDs from any form of sex, even sodomy.

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Same thing kinda....if you smoke weed, then doesn't it lead to like coke, and heroin? And all those club drugs? I've beenn partying a lot lately, and I've noticed afterwards, I was drunk or high, with out realzing it! I'm only 13.(going on 30...lol).. and I'm already in the world of sex and drugs! Wait, not sex...not yet at least. But if I keep this up, how will that affect me later on? I knew the answer, but I keep forgetting things!!! It's so frustrating. But I can't stop. It's like going to work without clothes on. You need clothes. I need drugs! But I wanna stop. But I can't! See what I mean? I'M A NUT JOB! And I've noticed I'm paranoid...so, yeah.. You can try and answer. but you don't have to.

Stay away from drugs. They're NOT worth it, no matter what your friends, movies, or bands tell you. You'll end up being a worthless pile of loser later on in life if you continue to do drugs. So just stop now while you're still young.

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I am 17 and a female. I am trying to find a job. I applied at different fast food places and I never hear anything back. Do you know why? Is it cause I'm not 18?

Call the place back about a week after applying to check in. Companies really like that and it improves your chances of getting hired.

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