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I'm atheist and i'm just curious what christians and creationists think about dinosaurs. like where they came from, when they lived, etc. Any christians ive asked about this just kind of avoid it (link)
Go to a local library, or a church library, and borrow Kent Hovind's DVD [or VHS] on Dinosaurs. It's called "Dinosaurs and The Bible," by Kent Hovind. Kent Hovind is a Creationist, a highschool science teacher, and has been going around the country (and to other countries) teaching about creation, evoloution, and dinosaurs.


I believe the dinosaurs were created on the sixth day of Creation; according to God's Word.


Genesis 1:23-25, NIV "And there was evening, and there was morning - the fifth day. And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good."


So, what I believe is that on the sixth day, God made the livestock, creatures that move along the ground [probably bugs, lizards etc.], and wild animals. Dinosaurs are wild animals.


Where did they come from? God. God put them here.


When did they live? From creation until, at least, the late ninties. I believe the "Loch Ness Monster" is a dinosaur. S/he is a water-dwelling dinosaur. I think there are still dinosaurs alive. Probably not nearly as big as they were once, but still dinosaurs. In Africa, there is a swamp [I don't know it's name...Sorry] which hasn't been ocmpletely explored. The natives there are afraid to go into the swamp because there is a "monster" that lives there. Scientists have gone through there, and have written articles for magazines such as National Geographic about this "monster" who lives in the swamp. This monster appears to be a dinosaur.


If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me. I'm not an expert, by any means, but I will try to help.


Ken Ham is also a great teacher, though I prefer Kent Hovind... Ken Ham is also very well educated.



Check out the websites!
http://www.drdino.com/
http://www.answersingenesis.org/
http://www.dinosauradventureland.com/
-FunnyCide



EDIT : Ok, I read your feedback. Thank you. :) I believe that Noah took dinosaurs on the ark; because the Bible says that he was to take two of each kind, those with the breath of life in their nostrils. Noah probably took babies [or "teenagers" - very young adults] because they would need to reproduce a lot. He probably took two of each basic kind, the meat-eaters, long-necks, herbavores, etc. All the other dinosaurs would have been wiped out, yes.


I'm auditioning for a play soon. I need to tell them how I sing (ex. soprano, tenor etc.) If I have a range from G below Middle C to F 1.5 octaves above middle C, What do I tell them?
(Like which name?) (link)
Tell them what your range is (like you told us) and that you can sing some of the lower soprano notes and most / all of the alto notes.


Good luck!
-FunnyCide


while i was on my period i had unprotected sex three times throughout two days and all three times he nutted in me. what are the chances of me being pregnant cause the rest of my period was light and barely there (link)
Don't listen to charmed3fanatic. S/he has no idea what they're talking about.


When you're on your period, your body is shedding the uterus lining that it does not need. The only reason you would need that uterus lining is if the egg meets a sperm - thus you're pregnant.


The chance of you being pregnant are very slight, but they are very real. These sites say it better than I can.


http://coolnurse.com/menstrual.htm
http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/pregnantduringperiod.html
http://kidshealth.org/teen/sexual_health/girls/sex_during_period.html
-FunnyCide


i was wondering how i can know for sure if i still have my hymen...
sounds stupid, but though ive never had sex or been fingered too severely, i used to have problems getting my tampon in and one day i remember forcing it particularly and something bleeding a little/hurting

also, i ride horses alot

i really hope its still there

help? (link)
Pushing a tampon in probably would break it. Really, there are two ways to know if you still have it. One : go to an OB/GYN and ask. Two : ask a *cough* friend *cough*... but even then they'd have to know what they were looking for.


Riding horses will also break it. If you are an avid rider and haven't broken your hymen, I applaud you.


I almost fell off once, and mine broke. I was jumping [without stirrups] and the horse spooked, and started galloping.. and tripped, and I totally almost fell off - I almost lost control of her. She leapt over the last jump, then ran into the arena fence (it was wooden). I landed [ahem] right on the pommel of my English saddle... almost on her neck.


I thought I had started my period, and I was terrified because I was at camp, totally unprepared (I was almost twelve). But then after a while, and only bleeding a little, I realized what it was.


Some people are born without hymens. It isn't uncommon to break your hymen before your first sexual experience.
-FunnyCide


All my information for my profile in here get deleted!!!

OKay so what is the code to put links in your prof file (like your friends)?
How do you put spaces between paragraphs?
How do you make words bold??
How do you get hearts???
And were do you people find all theses codes

THANKS ill rate you
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Email DangerNerd and tell him when this happened [DangerNerd@gmail.com]. Or if your whole column was deleted... see http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=111.


Links in your profile :


< A HREF="YOUR URL CODE HERE">WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO SHOW AS< / A >


Delete the spaces between the arrow things [] and the As.


Spaces between paragraphs :

< P >

Once again, delete the spaces. This is a standalone tag and you don't have to close it.


Bold :


< B > YOUR TEXT HERE < / B >


Italics :


< I > YOUR TEXT HERE < / I >


Hearts :


I'm not sure if you mean the kind that is " & hearts ; " or not.


To do that.. just type everything that is in the parenthesis, without the spaces. Don't capitalize "hearts," or it won't work.


HTML sites :


http://www.funky-chickens.com/ [AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!]
http://www.lissaexplains.com/
http://www.w3schools.com/html/
-FunnyCide


Me and my girlfriend have been seriously dating for almost 3 years. 8 years before I met her, she became friends with an exchange student from Belgium. She had a big crush on him, however nothing romantically happened. Last week he was in town and needed some 1 to go to Orlando Florida with him, my girlfriend and her brother agreed to go with him. At the end, her brother wasent able to go, so she ended going with this guy by herself. I trust my girlfriend 100 percent, however, the thought of her willingly going, while fully aware of my negative feelings towards this so called "friends" trip has been driving me crazy. Ive asked around and the answer I always get is " get rid of her". My question is, do I have the right to feel mad, disrespected and betrayed by my girlfriends actions, what should I do? (link)
You have been dating her for a good while [three years is a long time], and her crush on this exchange student was 8 years prior to your even meeting her.


You need to trust her.


Although you did have negative feelings towards this trip, she did say she would go, and even though her brother backed out, maybe she felt obligated to go. In any case, I'm sure she loves you. If she didn't... I'm surprised it has lasted this long.


Don't throw away what you have. That's three years of your life that you have built upon. Don't tear it down. It's a beautiful building - don't destruct it.


You have the right to feel mad and disrespected... but that doesn't mean you should.


You can't control your girlfriend's life. Not now, anyway. Maybe when you're married, but not now. Not legally. I'm sure she doesn't really understand how deep this pain is that you're feeling.


Call her. Cell phone or something. You need to get ahold of her. Tell her how much you miss her, and though you trust her, you're still being attacked by negative thoughts and doubts about her going. Let her reassure you. I'm sure she will.
-FunnyCide


hey does anyone know how to cover up a black eye completly? im a cheerleader with a black eye. i dont care if my mom and dad or lil bro see it. its my cheerleading coach i also have a compitition really close! so please help.
**sleepiesheep** (link)
Sleepiesheep,


I'm sorry for your misfortune.


Try these websites, and, of course, some good foundation / concealer!


http://www.kolias.com/health/blackeye.htm
http://www.mothernature.com/Library/Bookshelf/Books/47/13.cfm
http://www.hon.ch/News/HSN/511851.html
http://www.webterrace.com/home/ad.htm#Black%20Eye


Though the makeup and treatments suggested above may not completely hide the black eye. Just do the best you can. I'm sure your coach will understand, and may (if it's a woman) have a few makeup tips.
-FunnyCide


If I'm on my period, and I have a tampon in, what should I do if, while making out, my boyfriend starts to put his hand down my pants? Should I assume he is going to finger me, and immediately warn him that I have a tampon in? If so, what/how should I say it? OR should I let him do whatever he is going to do, and then IF he DOES begin to finger me, should I THEN tell him to stop? Thanks for your help. (link)
If he begins to put his hand down your pants, as if he were going to finger you, I think it'd be an appropriate time to warn him that you're on your period and have a tampon in. Or, before that even. Ask him if he wants to finger you, then tell him. Or just tell him that you're on your period and have a tampon in and you're fine with making out; but fingering... no. That could get really messy, really fast.
-FunnyCide


I wear makeup to hide ugly scars on my face. With my makeup on no one ever knows that I have them. Only my family has ever seen me without my makeup. My boyfriend of one year is getting fed up with me. He cant accept the fact that he cant see me as sporadically as he'd like. When he comes over unannounced I make him wait 10 or 20 mins while I fix myself up. He says that he loves me no matter what.. and yet he is always saying the best thing about me is my beauty. Should I reveal to him how I truly look and risk losing him? Or save face and let him be upset? (link)
Does he know about the scars?


If not, one day, tell him. Invite him over, don't have on makeup. Show him each of the scars, and how the scar came to be. Tell him that you realize that the scars aren't as "lovely" as he may wish, but you are an excellent makeup artist.


I'm sure he'll love you with the scars.


I have a scar on my face too - though nothing as drastic as yours sound. Mine is one small scar, about 3 milimeters long, in the corner of my left eye [starting at the crease where the top and bottom lids meet and going towards my hairline]. Sometimes I take the time to cover it up; it may be small, but I notice it a lot. When I'm angry, or upset, or if I've been crying, it shows a lot.


I bet you're beautiful with the scars. Wait, I KNOW you're beautiful with the scars. Scars are only skin deep; beauty goes down the the soul.
-FunnyCide


Bulimia Nervosa (link)
Bulimia Nervosa


An eating disorder, common especially among young women of normal or nearly normal weight, that is characterized by episodic binge eating and followed by feelings of guilt, depression, and self-condemnation. It is often associated with measures taken to prevent weight gain, such as self-induced vomiting, the use of laxatives, dieting, or fasting. Also called bulimarexia, bulimia nervosa.


http://www.4woman.gov/faq/Easyread/bulnervosa-etr.htm
http://www.something-fishy.org/whatarethey/bulimia.php
http://www.edreferral.com/bulimia_nervosa.htm


-FunnyCide


i am 15 and female and i have been going out with this guy and i really like him ALOT and i love him to death and he says he loves me too, i like the the whole kissing thing but he wants me to use my tounge and i am a bit scared, [i havent ever kissed like that before] Phe was my 1st kiss ever} and i think we might be going to fast because he wants to do more but i am not ready, but every1 else is losing it, but i know im not gonna do something just because every1 else is its just he wants to, but i kinda do too but i just dont know if i am ready......

plz HELP!!! i will rate high for any answer...

siqned,
love sick puppy (link)
Pup,


If you're not ready, explain that to your boyfriend. I can't promise that he'll like it ... but if he really likes / loves you, he'll accept it and allow you more time.


Ask him to hold off a little, that you're new to tihs and don't want to go too fast.


Just because everyone is doing it, or losing it, doesn't make it cool.


In fact, I think the exact opposite.


If everyone is doing it, or losing it, it can't be good.


Think this way : You could ALWAYS lose your virginity, but you can't ever get it back.


Sure, it's just a kiss, with a little tounge, but nonetheless, it could grow more and more if you don't explain that you're simply not ready.
-FunnyCide


where can i make my own icons? please dont tell me iconators, ive had some troubles with them. (filling out my info and junk) does anyone know any quick easy sites? thank you!!! (link)
Well...


http://www.badassbuddy.com/ is where you can edit their icons [add your own text].
http://dollidoll0.tripod.com/ is a doll making site.
http://franksicons.com/ make yourself an icon from an existing icon [basically add your own text.]


http://www.iconhell.com/ is another place, sorta like Iconator.com, but you can't make icons there, I don't think. I'm not a member, but I think you can submit icons if you're a member.
-FunnyCide


I am a 14 female so I don't know if that is going to help. I have a little sister who is 8. Me and her usually get along great, we don't fight unless we mess around with each other. I love messing with her and she likes it too because that is the only time we have to be together and act stupid. I don't have much time now that school started, so we don't talk too much. I don't play with her as much. I am not allowed to get on the computer when my parents are home so I get on when they go somewhere. My sister never really minded this but lately she has been telling on me on a lot of things that I do wrong. Sometimes she even makes up lies up about what I do. My parents are really getting annoyed. They think I am changing in a bad way. I don't know what to do anymore. My sister is always telling me how she hates me and wants me to die. She doesn't even want to be in the same room as me or eat the same food as me. What is her problem? Can someone help me please.What do I do? (link)
Oh, girl, don't listen to your sister.


I hope I'm not the only one who picked up on this... she's jealous. She misses you and is pretending to be tough so that you won't know. She says she hates you, but she really loves you. She hates it that you don't spend as much time with her anymore.


Why don't you sit down with her and make a little "schedule." Spend about 15-30 minutes with her everyday, even if you're just reading books or something together. Then, on Friday evenings or Saturdays, have a fun girl's night or afternoon. Pop some popcorn and watch a movie or TV together. Do her nails, or give her a facial.


Once you start spending more time with her, she'll realize that you do love her. I think she's probalby forgotton that you love her and she thinks you're blocking her out of your life. Once you start spending some more time with her, she'll see that you love her, and I think she'll stop fibbing about you.
-FunnyCide


Okay, Why do guys care so much about a girls weight? Like skinny isnt in right now..and yeah thats a fact if ya believe it or not..most guys want meat on their girls bodies but why would they care? Like, I want a fit guy but a want some meat on him..i dont want him to be all ugh. I just wanna kno why they care!!??

I rate high

xox,
Confused

(link)
Actually... you're right.


My boyfriend doesn't "like" stick-thin-gross-looking girls. He said that while my weight is ok, anything less than that, on me, would be really thin. I'm almost 5'1'', and 89 pounds. Some guys want a girl who's 5'4'' and 80 pounds, but that's extremely unrealistic. It's like... you hug her, and she breaks in 5 places.


While I do not find really large guys attractive physically, their personalities usually make up for it. [However, since I only know one really big kid, and he's a really big jerk, I can't say that all bigger guys are like that.]


I do like "emo" guys. They're not really muscular (but can hold their own), and they're usually pretty small.


Like you said, you want a guy who's fit, but has some meat on him.


Well, guys really want to see curves. Curves are good. And usually, larger girls don't have as many noticable curves.


And really... I think it's an ego thing. Almost a "my horse is bigger than your horse" thing - you know, my girlfriend is hotter than your girlfriend. My girlfriend is thinner than your girlfriend. Plus, the guy wants to be the one protecting his lady, he wants to be bigger than her.
-FunnyCide


hey im 13 and a female. i was wondering are looks an important part in a relationship? all my friends say it is but i think its a lil shallow.

**sleepiesheep** (link)
To me, good looks are just the icing on the cake. Unimportant. Nice, but unimportant.


Really, if you love someone, you'll see how beautiful their insides are and it won't matter what the outside looks like.
-FunnyCide


i'm 17/f and i'm having a baby boy and i was just wondering if any of you had any cute names??
you can either list a few of sites would be nice too.
thanks :) (link)
I like odd names. Not "weird" as in "came-from-a-country-that-died-hundreds-of-years-ago" weird, but something less common.


Xerxes [pronounced Zerces] is probably not a good choice because... um... well, it's a little out there.


I like :


Cameron
Kyle
Nathan
Earl
Charlie
Jessy
Michael
Larry
Robert
Jay


Sites :


http://www.babycenter.com/babyname
http://www.obfocus.com/fun/babynames.htm
http://www.babynames.com/
http://123-baby-names.com/
http://www.cool-baby-names.com/


Congrats!
-FunnyCide


can you get stds from giving oral sex? and if you do have oral sex, even if your sex partner doesnt have stds, can you still get them??
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You can get STDs from giving oral sex. However, if your partner does not have an STD already, you cannot get one.


http://coolnurse.com/std.htm


-FunnyCide


i picked this out to show a girl how much i care what do you think?

I'm not sure if you know or not
But I really do love you a lot.
You still hold a special place in my heart
And you did, right from the start.
But when he came along and took your breath away,
I was devastated and didn't know what to say.
I spend my nights crying, time after time,
I spent my days lying, saying I was fine.
Little did you know, my heart was crushed inside,
And on that day, a little of me died.
But with her, you look so in love
'Cause you are an angel from above.
I now have to teach my heart to move on,
For, you are now forever gone.
But about one thing I am unsure:
Why it can't be me, and not him?
(link)
Whoa, my gosh. If she doesn't fling herself into your arms immediately after reading this, there's something wrong with her.


That's so... sweet and sad, and wonderful - coming from a guy! That's beautiful.


I'm sure she'll see it too.
-FunnyCide


Hi. I like this girl a lot and i was thinkin of writing her a poem or song but i cant play any music for it since i play the drums not the guitar. I'm having trouble writing the poem. Any ideas on what i can do? (link)
Not all poems rhyme.


Concentrate on what reminds you of her. Start by writing down all of her good qualities :


Funny
Smart
Kind... etc.


Then write down the words that remind you of her :


Roses
Love songs
Birds
Pink ... etc.


Then write down words that describe what you want and think you could have with her :


Love
Relationship
Fun...etc.


Now combine all of that [and, of course, a few other words] into your song / poem. You don't have to put music to it, any girl would love to have a song written for her!!


You could always read up on some poems online to see what kind of poem interests you most
http://www.best-love-poems.com/
-FunnyCide


I'm due my period during exam time which really sucks!!!!!!!! Sorry if this is gross but I have reeeeeally heavy periods so it's gonna be really hard for me (it's very bad when I stand up after sitting down for a long time - like in an exam). Obviously I will take plently of extra pads and use the highest one but has anyone got any other tips to get me through the exams while I am on my period? I mean normally they are so bad I have to take a day or two off school.
P.S. I want to go on the pill to lighten them but my doc said wait a bit and see if they work themselves out. What can I do in the meantime????? (link)
Have you tried using tampons? If you are able (comfortable using one and your parents do not mind) to use a tampon, you can try using a regular / heavy flow tampon along with a sanitary napkin. This will help tremendously.


Drink water. Stay away from caffinated drinks - this includes Gatorade, coffee, sodas of all kinds, and flavored water. Eat healthily, a lot of fruit and veggies and lean meats. Lean meats include sea food, pork [excluding bacon], deer meat, chicken, and fish. Exercise regurally. A fair amount of exercise while you're on your period (and at all times) will help you feel better.


Maybe these other sites will help you some.
http://www.doctorann.org/bodygirls/periods/
http://www.beinggirl.co.uk/yourbody/periods.php
http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/en.aspx?ArticleID=636


If you can't use a tampon and you feel there is no other way, perhaps you can explain to your teacher. If it's a man, that could get interesting, but I'm sure he'll understand.
-FunnyCide







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