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So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Its not the making out part im wondering about..Im wondering why hes going out with her when i know he has feelings for me too..I Need to do something because ive liked this same guy for 3 years and no matter how hard i try, I cant like anyone else.

Well, maybe he has feelings for this girl as well. It is possible to be attracted to more than one person at once. I don't really know the guy, so I can't say exactly what goes on in his head/heart. Talk to him about it if you have to, there's no harm in asking him.

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my friends boyfriend recently got stabbed by his ex-girlfriend. my friend thinks it is all her fault because he got stabbed because of something she told him to tell his ex. and then his ex went locco on him. does is sound like her fault?

will rate...
smartass answers not welcome

PS-wat can i do to comfort her?

I'm pretty sure the ex is at fault for stabbing.

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Ive liked this kid rob for about 3 years, and hes liked me before, but weve never went out. we are always flirting, and the reason he said he never went out with me was cuz i didnt talk enough, but now i do talk to him. Now, he has a girlfriend,when shes around he dosent talk to me but pays attention to her ( like he shuld) but as soon as she leaves hes flirting with me again. Idk what to do. Theres this party coming up soon and his g/f wont be there but he will and i will..i really like him..But i dont want to feel like im breaking them up. What if we end up making out or something? What can i do?
Please answer.

Just don't make out with him. It's not hard to not do it. Just wait it out. If Rob likes you more, then he'll break up with her and go to you. If not, then that's just how it is. Don't try and break them up, don't allow him to cheat on her. Be a good person and all will end up good for you in the end.

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My girl and I just broke up. She wants to call me everyonce in a while to check how Im doing. I would be crushed If I found out she was with someone else. Should I keep talking to her in hopes that she might come back to me? Would it show that I am trying to make things better?

Don't really try anything. There is some reason you guys broke up. If she wants you back, she'll go back to you. If she chooses someone else, then you find a new girl.

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Is it true if you ignore a guy, chances are he'll want you more?
It sounds strange, LOL.

Guys, they never seize amazing me.

If a girl ignores me, I usually go home and cry. I don't know about other guys.

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Why must you insist on typing in a manner that makes people's eyes bleed?

Capital letters mixed with random lower case letters that just look stupid. It is tough to read, looks awful, and makes you look like an ignorant fourteen year old girl.

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A lot of my friends are very religious, and thus have many different beliefs (religiously, politically, and otherwise) than I do. Lets just say I cried on November 3rd last year (the day after), and they pretty much jumped for joy. Sometimes when I make a comment about issues that are happening in the world they look at me oddly, like I'm a complete idiot or something. They enjoy listening to Ashlee Simpson and the like while I listen to classic rock from the 60's and 70's. In the past this hasn't bothered me much, but lately its been nagging at me a lot. Don't get me wrong. I love my friends to bits, they're the nicest people and so fun to be around, but is it possible to love them as people and completely disregard how different their mentality is from you? Do your beliefs and interests dictate who you are as a person?

(Sorry if this question doesn't make much sense.)

You can't really call someone a friend if you cannot accept their differences.

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OK well im a 13/f and when I was little and still now if like i do somthing "bad"..or i get my dad mad...he'll like hit me...and like i dont know if thats really considered abuse..well see this all came up because my friend jessica was tellin us how she stayed out late and her dad got really mad and she called her mom and was like i think dads gunna hit me cuz hes really mad but if he lays a hand on me ill call the cops...so that just got me thinkin to myself...is what my dad does considered abuse or just a way of him "punishing" me.
plz answer
thanks

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Well, seeing as how spanking is now considered abuse, I'm pretty sure him hitting you is and you can call the cops.

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I have a ten-year old sister and she has a bf. One day i caught them making out. I didn't make much of it. When I came back she was sucking his penis. I don't want my sister to be a sex addict but how do i confront her about this?

If your sister is ten and sucking on a boy's penis, how the hell old is the boyfriend???

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i dont have money i dont have a nice face i am very alone i want to have a girl frind and i know haw i get the girll frind

You forgot to add, "I cannot spell," to that list. I don't see a question here however, just a bunch of random statements about yourself that make you seem like a total winner with the ladies.

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I really like this guy.. but see he has a girlfriend. I know he doesnt like me, but I want him too! lol, well duh. But how can I get him to like me?! See, my name is Acasia and he calls me Asia. Well today it rained, and I was writing my name with my finger on the window, and he said "acasia" and I was like yeah? and He goes "your name is so pretty" I was like really? and he goes "yeah it is" See, hes SOO sweet! What can I do to for him to notice me? I mean he cuddles with all these other girls.. so I dont see how it wouldnt be a problem for me to flirt with him a little.
Sorry its so long!!
IF you give me good answers I will give you a 5!
1 for no good answers.

He has a girlfriend, you should leave him and her alone and NOT try and end them. How would you feel if some girl came and stole your boyfriend? Probably pretty shitty huh? So yeah, just be his friend, don't try and make advances on him. If in the future him and her break up, then sure, go for it. Until then, there are plenty of other guys.

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Hey! I have a social studies test tomorrow. Im looking at my study guide, which shows what I should study and it says Concept of "O". I dont know what that is! =[ I guess I didnt take the best of notes. Does anyone know what this is? Or maybe you could give me a website. Thanks!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=Concept+of+%22O%22

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i was wondering if you could tell me at what age you had sex. not a lecture to wait or what can happen,, just what age you had it. thanks.

I turn twenty-one in two weeks and I am still a virgin....



Wait, how is this advice?

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how do you play the game 21 questions?

Usually you ask someone twenty-one questions and they answer them, but I usually ask twenty out of spite.

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Okay I had a weird situation.... I've liked this guy for like 7 months, well I love him.... he's bisexual, but has a crush on someone else.... which dosen't really bother me much cause we're EXTREMELY close! Anyhow, there's this new guy at work...only problem is HE'S 15 and I'm 17. Everyone says I like him or whatever, but I like to hang out with him cause we're VERY ALIKE (To the point where it scares me)....so I dunno whether or not I'm crushin on him, and then at that, there's a girl I've been thinkin about more than usual...like she's cool or whatever...but I dunno if I'm lookin at her cause I've never been successfull with males or whatever...but I dunno, I dun wanna be BI, I'd rather stay straight, but my luck with guys is horrible...but this whole thinkin about her thing has just started, it's weird....I dunno. ANY ADVICE WILL HELP.... just tell me what yall think....

Well, don't turn bi just because you have troubles with guys. You should go after people you're attracted to, don't be desperate for attention and love. Just don't jump into something without realizing what you want first. Who cares if that guy is fifteen, it's better to crush on him than to crush on a girl just because you have problems with guys.

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Well i have this friend lets call him albert.. well okay (SORRY IF THIS IS LONG ILL RATE 5s FOR SERIOUS ANSWERS) so i have known albert since 2nd grade.. and well i need opinions on this.. okay so

1.) Albert is always flirty, touchy, smiley, etc. around me

2.) I asked his friend how he was around people he liked and he said that list above (but thats how he always is around me so im not sure)

3.) Me albert and melinda (other friend not really important) were playing in the snow.. and he always kept tackling me and throwing me in the snow and jumping one me and not letting me get up.

4.) Once i was saying about how no one liked me and stuff and he said thaat i was wrong and i told him he couldnt argue and he said he could etc.

5.) One day albert was preforming in some kind of club and he came over and was talking to me for most of the time and poking me etc. and then hugged me later on.

6.) One morning before school he came up to me and he put his arm around me (lower back not shoulder) and just stood there.

7.) Once when i was mad at him he asked all of my friends why and my one friend told me that he "flipped" out and was asking why he was mad and stuff like that

8.) He complimented me on my earings at my friends party

9.) He kind of kept moving towards me at my friends party and kept poking me and when he was sitting down he kept telling me to sit next to him.

10.) He told me that i should go to my friends party (more than once)

11.) I told him that some kid said to me i hate you you suck and he was like his life and face suck and that he hated him..

12.) He once told me if anything was seriously wrong i would be one of the first to know

13.) Once i asked him who he liked and he told me he couldnt tell me and he said his friend would tell me the next morning and his friend was like can i tell her can i tell her and he was like no.. and then he said something to him and he was like okay.. and he said some girl and then i found out he liked someone else too.. but he wouldnt tell me who that was.

WHAT IN YOUR OPINION DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK HE LIKES ME AS MORE THAN FRIENDS OR JUST AS FRIENDS?

thnx 4 your help

Well, he could like you, it is very possible. You should give it a chance, maybe things will work out and everything will be great. However, there is also the chance that since you two have been friends for so long, he's just really comfortable around you. So it could go either way really.

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this is out of curiosity, can you get pregnat from water?

thnx

Seeing as how water is made of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen, the chances are fairly slim.

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Hey everyone, I got a myspace but like i have no friends, my friends have them but only like 6 of them do!! I see people with like 1000 friends HOW DO U GET THAT MANY PEOPLE I have no one!

Having a lot of friends on Myspace isn't worth it. Once you hit 100 you'll start forgeting who people are and wondering why you get so many bulletins.

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My back hurts really bad. I mean when I sit at my desk it hurts right in the spine of it! What can i do to make it stop hurting?? Thanks!

Take asprin (or non-asprin if you prefer) and possibly learn to sit properly. I had the same problems.

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Ok well this is gonna need ot be answered really quick. There is a popular girl on AIM right now and sheis nice to me, should i say hi? She doesnt know I have her sn, I got it iff her myspace...

Sure why not?

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