So, like, I'm this guy. And like, I do stuff...
Chemist, musician, artist, programmer, coach, husband, dad, uncle, etc.
So yeah.
Advice-wise? There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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If *males* would answer this it would be great, but females with knowledge are good too. Please.. How do you know if a boy likes you? Or doesn't like you? Is it true that if they're kinda rude, they like you then? I have NO idea whether I should ask this person out.. But I don't think he likes me. I know him a *little* more than he does me..? (link)
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the best way to find out if someone likes you is to kick them really hard.
If they kick back, they might have liked you.
If they cry, the definitely liked you.
If they beat the hell out of you, the probably didn't like you (and now hate you).
If they just laugh at you, then they probalby are on crack.
or, you could go out on a limb and strike up a conversation with the boy and see if the two of you actually have anything in common... if you don't, then you have nothing to worry about, because it will no longer matter. If you do, then you can decide if he's worth pursuing.
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Is there a site or downloader I can download music but not have to pay to download it or get caught? There are so many songs I want but I won't download just to be careful. (link)
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OH! OH!!!
YOU SHOULD PIRATE MOVIES TOO!
AND STEAL BOOKS!
AND SHIT, WHILE YOUR AT IT, STEAL A CAR!
HELL, GET TWO CARS AND GIVE ME ONE OF THEM!
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Ok there is this thing during lunch and I am like, idk, like all WHATEVER! about it. and my friends want me to go and i want to go but i think the preppies in my school are like, oh yeah look at me, and I dont like people like that. But deep down i feel that if i go that i'll become good friends with them. What should I do? (link)
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umm...
what?
no, really... what?
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i few months ago i made a pact with my friends that we were going to leave because things were really bad but things are starting to get better but i dont want to break my pact, and i still want to go but i also think i should wait a little bit.....what should i do (link)
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Well, I we had any clue as to what the hell you were actually talking about, it might make answering you easier.
Things like... how old you are, where you are going, who else would also be going, if you'd get deported for nefarious things, are you allergic to proupines, etc... all would be useful things when trying to answer such a complex question.
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how do i get a girl to like me (link)
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prance around naked in the street, clucking like a chicken...
...works every time.
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please will any girl that is 13 or less call me
p.s you must be hott (link)
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please...
go away.
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Anyone care to explain why so many dumb***es insist on having sex before they turn 18!!!!!!!!! It's bad enough they don't wait until after marriage, that I can live with easily, but COME ON PEOPLE, it's illegal. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY!! (link)
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Illegal?
I suggest you reveiw the law then, because, well... you're wrong.
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Whats a hand job? (link)
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It is what puppeteers do for a living.
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My husbannd and I want our daughter to get a good education. She will be 5 in July. We can't afford to move, and there is a publice school down the street that seems ok. We were looking at private schools, but I don't drive, and would have to take her on the bus, which may not be that convient. What if I miss it, or it's late, or it's raining. My mother-in-law lives across the street,and she says it would be easier to just take her to the public school down the street. She says private school can wait till Jr. high or High School, when kids are more likely to get in trouble. Her neighbor has two girls that go to the public school and they "love it there". At first, I was judjing it by how it looked, but they have made someimprovements, and it looks pretty nice there now, so I'm going to go visit it and see what I think. My husband found a website that rates schools, and it says that private schools are not held accountable for what they teach, they can teach whatever they want, while public schools are subject to specific regulations. Can any of you parents with school-age children enlighten me on your experiences? Thanks. I would appreciate any help. By the way,not to brag, but our daughter is very bright, and I think she will do well no matter where she goes. She's friendly and outgoing too. (link)
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What is "best" is very subjective, and will vary greatly from community to community. You need to look at the performance of the local school where you live, and also of the private schools that you might consider. Weight out how their graduates perform later on as well as graduation rates, drop-out rates, community involvement, activities offered, and the cost. Public schools are paid for by your tax dollars. Private schools are paid for out of your pocket.
The public school system where I live is excellent. I am not considering sending my kids to a private school here... there is no realy need.
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My dad threatens to ground me for EVERYTHING these days..... Getting a C, buying a thong, eating 'lots' of junk food, buying food for myself, yelling at him, sleeping in too late, waking up too early.. You name it, my dad threatens to ground me for it! I just got off-grounded for getting a C- in English & buying a bag of candy for a "party" that me & my friends had at lunch last friday. I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!! What am I supposed to do?? (link)
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Sounds like he's a wee-bit overprotective.
In his mind, he is doing what he thinks is right to keep you safe and on-track. He thinks he is guiding you to making good decisions.
Hate is also a rather strong word.
If you really want to resolve the situation, depending on what he's really like (which I have no clue), your best bet is to NOT villify him and try to talk things over with him in a rational and adult manner.
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A guy I know asked me out a week ago, and I refused, nicely. I thought it was all over... Until his younger sister came up to me, and asked if it was true that I'm dating her brother. I told her that I wasn't, and I that I like someone else. She said that her brother told a bunch of people that we're dating! I didn't beleive it at first, but by the end of that day, 5 other people asked if it was true! He's spreading all these false lies about me, saying that we went to the movies & made out... Well, here's the scoop: I went to the movies, but not with him. I saw him there, and he sat behind me. I touched his arm when I was walking outta the theater, I never kissed him, let alone make out with him! What should I do? (link)
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What should you do?
Tell people the truth.
No need to make a drama scene out of it... just be blunt and say exactly what happened.
Let him deal with the embarassment of having to admit he made the whole thing up.
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I'm 14 year old girl. and I'm a little confused by stuff... at my school and with pretty much everyone I know it's not really a big deal to make out with someone you don't know or just met and I admit that I have. ALot of the time you can't really go out with anyone unless you give them a handjob or something. It seems sort of wrong to me, and it go me thinking about abunch of stuff.
When I was younger I thought that I wouldn't have sex until I was married and I realized that I don't care about that. Now I just don't know when is the right time to have sex.
Friends of mine have said that they are just going to get it over with at a party we're going to soon or that they'll do it when we enter high school next year.
I was just thinking. How do I know when the right time is for me? I don't care about losing it before I'm married or out of high school, I just want it to be right.
How do I keep myself from doing something stupid that I can't take back? (link)
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Just to get it over with?
People with that attitude clearly have no clue what the hell they are doing.
Sex isn't just sex... it is about intimacy and trust. It is about caring.
Having sex just to get it over with shows a total lack of maturity and respect for themselves.
Be smart. Make up your own mind.
and that handjob bit... are people really that fucked up these days? or are some people just gullible?
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She is 4 and she almost always wants to pretend to be a cartoon character, and wants me to be one too. Sometimes, I just am not in the mood to be a cartoon character and talk in a silly voice. I already told her I won't do it in public, and she understands, but she still bugs me to be characters at home. How do I get her to stop this, or at least not expect me to play along with it every time? It's getting old. Does anyone else have kids that do this? (link)
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Have you tried: reading books? Turning off the TV? Going outside? Going to an indoor playground? Puzzles? Art projects? Just get her to do something else.
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Hey, I play the double bass, and I was wondering if anyone here knew where to get some good music scores from anime or other movies. I'd really appreciate it! Thanks! (link)
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Umm... why not try a music publisher...
*cough*
Not all music is available for purchase. But you should try to find out who the publisher of the songs are that you are looking for, then get their catalog.
Do you really mean to look for a whole score? Or just a part/arrangement?
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hi can someone please help me,
i am 16 and under weight does any one know what sort f food to eat to help me put on a bit of weight i am not that bothered about it i just want a bit of weight please help (link)
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deep fry everything
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how many fingers do i use to finger my self? because i want it to feel good but i dont want it to hert? how many??? (link)
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you should use all of them...
I also suggest you get a jar of vasaline, and a shop-vac, or a vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment, and carefully insert the hose, coated with vasaline, and then turn the unit on.
Habanero oil is also good to use.
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I HAVE BEEN TO SEE A DOCTOR ON LOTS OF OCCASIONS BUT HE DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS AND DOSENT SEEMED BOTHERED, I SHAKE ALL THE TIME,THE BACK OF MY HEAD IS BURNING AND I GET A LOT OF PAIN IN HEAD,I CAN FEEL WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS THE BLOOD RUSHING THROUGH MY BODY,I CAN SEE AND FEEL ALL DIFFERENT MOVEMENTS IN MY LEGS ,HE TOLD ME IT COULD BE FIBROMYALGIA BUT AS THERE ARE NO TESTS FOR THIS THIS IS WHAT HE IS PUTTING IT DOWN TO,MY HAIR HAS GOT REALLY THIN AND STARTED FALLING OUT AND IVE NOTICED MY SKIN HAS GONE ALL ELASTICLY,IT FEELS LIKE MY WHOLE BODY IS VIBRATING WHEN I PUT MY HEAD DOWN ON A PILLOW IT PULSATES REALLY LOUD (link)
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Go see a different doctor. I suggest you try to see a neurologist as well.
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"I Dream Therefore I Am What Dreams May Come" (link)
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www.google.com
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could u please inform me of the symptoms and the possible remedies of a kidney infection. (link)
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DOCTOR
go see one
UROLOGIST
get referred to one
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i have this emense pain the right side of my body it goes all the way down to my leg iv started having pain under my arms front and back of neck it goes up to my head somtimes my left side of my head and face goes numb,i have a lot of raw nerves threw out my body which is very painfull but my whole body seems to shake and tremble ive got terible tremors all the time,i keep having tremors in my chest it feels like pulling and tugging of musclemy throat pulsates all the time,and when i put my head down i can feel a pulsating in my head in fact my whole pulsates i dont know what this could be please help (link)
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DOCTOR
go see one
NEUROLOGIST
get referred to one
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