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we need names, i mentioned so many to my boyfriend he's turned down them all these are some of them so nobody names these ones..
- Joel, Kyler, Ryton, Rylan, Lyndon, Mason, Gage, Cooper, Chase, Tristin, Brighton, Lance, Allen, Aiden, Hayden, Shawn, Shane, Silus, Landon, Zayden, Keaton, Keegan, James.
those are ones he does NOT want.
i really love the name Joel, but i can't get him to like it.. so we need more names the middle name is going to be David, or Daniel ( family names)
if we have a girl we both want Madelyn Karen.
last name would be Brazee.
PLEASE HELP US WITH BOY NAME! =]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostles#The_Twelve_Apostles
That should be the first place you go when looking for a name.
15/f what are some ways to know or signs that you like someone? I dont think I like this guy but it seems like maybe according to some common "symptoms" and to other people that I do like him. Now I cant help but question myelf.
You don't. Problem solved.
what is blueballs???and what does it mean to have blueballs???.....and what is spooning???
If you're in a very cold area, particularly countries in northern Europe, there is a risk that a man's balls will turn blue and jump off. They then migrate south to warmer weather, such as Italy or France.
Hi! So yes, I'm guessing by the title you probably know, but I am one of those crazy obsessive teenagers that love Twilight. I was just wondering if anyone knows of some other good books about vanpires. I don't want something that is just like a copy cat of Twilight, but I want to read some other good books about vanpires like Twilight. Any ideas? The only bookstores I have around me are like Barnes and Noble and Borders. Thanks so much
Cirque Du Freak by Darren Shan.
It's kiiiind of a piece of shit, but if you found Twilight to be entertaining your sense of taste is catatonic as it is, so you might like it!
I am a girl and i really want to get an orgasm im 16 i dont want to finger myself like what are some good ways it mastubate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z47hcQ_NjuU
Do that. No, you don't have to be Goku to do it!
if you finger yourself too much does it make you have an ugly vagina later?
No.
Okay I'm 15 and a girl,I'm a freshman and for the last 2 years my dad's been acting all bitchy and just an asshole at me! >O
What the fuck?!
He says things to me that emply that I'm fucking around with guys! Which I'm not I haven't even had a real boyfriend yet!D:
So where's he getting this from?
He's been bitchin at me lately about having to buy me clothes,I barely have any.:[
Yet he gives my oldest sister money to fix her shitty car every time it breaks down;and he's like don't worry about paying me back.
What the hell?
So tonight my dad and I got in a nother spat about me going to the movies...All I asked for was ten dollars,ten fucking dollars ad he spazzes out at me!D<
He's like,"I don't have money for you to waste,I just want to go see Twilight with my bestfriend god is that to much to ask?
Shit and I'm not even going to eat,since they raised the price for the movie tickets..>->
So after he yells at me for like a good 12 minutes he finally gives me ten dollars,I say thank you and shit.As he's leaving my room he say,"I don't want any unexpected bellys in this house!
D:<
fgjhgkdj;
>x[
So at this point I've had enough,and scream like a maniac;yeah I know bad...U-U
But I couldn't take t,all I say is "What the fuck?!!! Why do you always say that shit,why the fuck do you always act as if I'm some whore?!"
He's like,"Don't talk to me like that,why the fuck do you always act like this when I give you advice for your own good!!!"
Okay one,he doesn't say it nicely he completly breaks me down and god I swear.So then he's like,"Answer me!" I'm crying and trying not to say anything so I just tell him to leave me alone.He slams my door and I run to lock it,meanwhile he's yelling at me still;"I don't want any assholes calling me! Fuck you pieces of shit!"
Then he says the final thing that completly breaks me inside and out,he says he dissowns me,and to never bother him again,that I never had a father so just to forget him....So since I have no "father" I just don't care anymore,I been thinking about getting snake bites,my friend's uncle is a professional piercer,he has his own shop and he'll do it for me.My socalled dad said I couldn't get my lip pierced,but this is someyhing I want,and since "I have no father," I'm thinking I will!:)
I'm just scarred that if I do and he sees iy he'll like...I guess hurt me or rip it out...He;s said it before and I just don't know what to do...=_='
The idea that you have no father is somewhat pathetic and more than a little juvenile.
I lovee The Kooks and Arctic Monkeys. Does anyone know other bands that are silimar to them? Thanks! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDaQaFx2FU4
16/f
I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend about a week ago. We used a condom, and I'm pretty sure the condom had spermicide on it. He also pulled out before anything happened just to be safe. I am going on the pill for any future intercourse, but I just wanted to know if I had any legitimate reason to be worried. I don't believe I came in contact with any of his precum or anything. My period is due in a week - a week and a half.
A pregnancy would mean the second coming. (that is not a pun, you pervs)
Okay so lately I've been screwing up alot of stuff and I want to make my parents proud of me. Tonight I blew out the tire on our car from hitting a curb (I till have my permit) and even though my mom tried to say it wasn't completly my fault because that curb sticks out, it still makes me feel horrible. I also don't have a job but I'm trying so hard to get one, it's not like I just don't care. I'm sick of using their money and I want to be able to pay for my own stuff. It's so hard to be 16 and find a job where I live, I've applied to at least 10 different stores. I'm also trying to cut down on drinking and eliminate smoking (both kinds- i dont do either often at all though) because I feel deceitful. Finally, I want to spend more time with my family. I'm planning on going to the movies with them on Friday. I need some advice on how to manage/make all of this work, I've never felt this bad about anything I've done until tonight. I'm 16/f, & thank you :)
That's cool.
As a side note, I'd like to mention that just applying doesn't cut it. You will NOT get a job if that's all you do. You need to call back every place you applied to and inquire about the position, whether it's been filled, when interviews will start, etc. This gets your application to the top and shows you have interest in the job. Interest in job = getting job. Easy. After you do your interview, mail a letter (not email) thanking them for their time. It's cheesy as hell and you'll feel like chopping off your fingers but it works and gets shit done.
17-f
dating 17-m
i have no clue what to get my boyfriend this christmas we've been together for 15 months now and i just want opinions on what you would give your boyfriend. i want to spend less than $100 but not to much less than $50 im thinking of getting more than one thing.
need ideas!
help
Get him a Sports Illustrated subscription or ESPN The Magazine subscription.
If he's not into sports he damn well should be; get it anyway.
Ok im a 17year old guy I really really like this girl who is in my school and I think that she likes me though i cant be sure but the problem is that she is 3 years younger than me.I was wondering if i asked her out would people think that im a wierdo because im going out with 14year old girl?.
Im still going to ask her out but im just curious.
Yup, for the most part.
ok well i need get on the pill. no i am not sexually active nor do i plan on it soon. I do know that I am 14 and ready to start dating. I know how strong of a person i am and i know that i may not be able to say no to my bf when he wants to have sex. I will always have a condom on me and thought about female condoms. but i think well know that i want to be on the pill. i live in il if that helps! I just dont know what to do where to go whom to got to or anything so yeah. any advice is well appricated!
Danielsdimple67 (12:25:56 AM): that girl's a slut
You must be extremely weak to not be able to speak up about staying abstinent when you supposedly want to. You're only paying lip service to abstinence. Now, I don't care if you get pregnant, I don't care if you have sex with everyone you know, but I'm just saying you shouldn't fool yourself. Don't just say you might not be able to say no and that's why you want to be prepared. Say that something is eventually going to happen and you want to be prepared. Just because you can use the word whom doesn't mean you're ready to have sex. Or graduate 8th grade.
ughhh! i am so angry! dont you just hate it when people you want to like you, don't. i use to be friends with this guy and now, im nothing to him.
how would you deal?
I'd probably talk shit about him to all my girl friends but then cry into my pillow at night over his absence from my life. Then I'd call my friends and we'd paint each others nails and talk about tampons and curse God for creating boys.
There is this guy at school that I sort of like. I'm not sure whether I really like him or not. I hope you guys can help me know if I truly like him.
Thanks, with love
~!MysteriousGirl!~
You probably don't.
You're most likely overtaken by all this Twilight bullshit these days and you're searching for love and romance. And fangs are a bonus.
I want everyones opinion about capital punishment,
Do you think it is right or is it wrong? & why?
Im jus doin this essay about it
and i wanted to know what you guys thought.
And the advantages and disadvantages of it
Thanks for your opinion :]
Not only do I support capital punishment, but I believe it should be used more often and more expediently (ie: state limits on number of appeals).
Im 16 years old
Im looking for underage clubs in hollywood california
http://www.google.com/search?q=I+don%27t+know+how+to+use+google+but+what+are+some+underage+clubs+in+Hollywood%3F&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Ok i have this 2 page essay do for english, I don't want any answers from anyone! that would be cheating, i just need help!! i have a.d.d really bad, and i can't get put on meds til next month, i really just don't understand this can anyone help me??
heres' the essay question.
Reflect on the speech and actions of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth throughout the play. Which character is more morally corrupt? Consider the efforts made by both characters to acquire and maintain power and status. Also think about instances in the play where each character shows doubt or remorse. Support your answer with specific details from the play.
In the play, who is more of a psycho-asshole; Macbeth or his Lady? To make your decision, think about the actions of both to get power. Also, consider feelings of remorse after the actions. So if hypothetically Macbeth were to kill someone and Lady Macbeth were to kill someone, but Macbeth felt bad after doing it, who would be the more morally corrupt one?
Aaaand then it tells you to use specific examples of their corrupt-ness. I suggest using quotes.
I have alot going on in my life from different angles, like school, deaths and just a bunch of stuff in all. I love listening to music and jsut sitting outside and getting absorbed into my music, its like my escape. I was wonderring if anyone could give me somne songs that kind of put you in a different world or just kind of sound... distint? to think to. I dont like rap or country but im free for almost anything else.
Im looking for stuff around the lines of:
Circle -Paramore
Keep Driving -Woodale (I love this one)
Interpol for sure.
Public Pervet, Not Even Jail, Leif Erikson, Pioneer to the Falls, and PDA.
Don't youtube them... youtube takes sound and takes a shit on it. IM me if you want the hard mp3s.
ok. so my boyfriend LOVES the pittsburgh, steelers football team. So for christmas i was thinking bout getting him the whole steelers comforter set and a glass case for his signed football. Is that a good idea?
Get him a Browns comforter set and glass case.
He'll love it, I'm sure.