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Okay, so I just asked a question and someone gave me an answer...as soon as I read that I read the exact replica of it and it's from two DIFFERENT users. The user on the top (obviously) copy and pasted the answer another person posted before her. Is there anything done about that? (link)
rate them low


can you have a relationship with the grim reaper?
if so, give your experiences, lol. (link)
no you cant, however, there is a way to unlock the grim reaper skin, to make a character that looks like the grim reaper in your family.


i've had my period for two years, but i haven't had it in the last six months. the last time i got it was in the beginning of june. i've never had sex, besides, after six months i think i would know if i was pregnant. haha. my doctor keeps saying that everything is fine and just to wait..but this is really weird! has anyone else gone through this that could give me any advice?

i got a job in june, and also started a new relationship, that recently ended. i also started running. i figured maybe those could be reasons for me not getting it, but i thought that things should be getting back to normal by now. (link)
jesus is coming!!!


sorry. your doctor told you that everything is fine, i doubt anyone here can give you better advice than s/he did.


turn off the flash button on a digatle camera (link)
does your camera have a button that looks like a little lightning bolt? push it, a menu should come up, and you can select off. if its older, and have a dial with many icons on the top, turn to the one with the crossed out lightning bolt. failing that, just cover the flash bulb with your finger, or tape. failing that, why dont you read the instructions? failing that, add the camera model in additional info.


Okay. So I have been really good friends with this guy for a long time. I'm 17 and hes 21. Hes such a great guy. He's really smart and funny and caring and amazing. I lost my virginity to him in early December and we decided we were just friends before this happened and whatever happened was just for fun. I told him that I wasnt like all the other girls who get attached after hooking up with friends. But when we had sex, I was still fine. We hooked up about twice a week since then. Then all of a sudden when I started going over to his apartment, he started treating me like more than just a hook up. He was doign really sweet things for me. Example... New years eve I stayed the night at his apartment and told my parents I was staying over at a friends. We hung out all night talking about life and watching funny things on tv. We really connected. We were having a lot of fun. We had sex again. He played guitar for me. He kept holding me and holding my hand and kissing me. He scratched my back until I fell asleep and he even gave me the good side of the bed even tho I offered it to him.
When I woke up in the morning, he made me breakfast. Then we watched some more funny videos. But then he was holding me and told me that my friend Monica asked him if we were a thing. He said he told her that I am going away to college in 7 months and he doesnt want to start a relationship when I'm leaving. Like a dummy, I just said "yeah" even though I have totally TOTALLY fallen for him. My college is only 2 hours away and I will still see him just as often. What do I do now? I dont want to ruin everything and lose what we have by risking it! But he's perfect. I'm going crazy. (link)
see, friends with benifits is generarly a bad idea. in almost every case, one person ends up getting atached. just tell him how you feel, because he could be saying those things because he thinks its what you want.


Say your spouse dies and goes to "Heaven". You learn to cope and marry again. Then you and your new spouse somehow die (whomever first, it doesn't matter), but you both go to "Heaven". Now you're there with two martial partners. How is your time divided? Or how does that work? Can you love them both? Can you "be with" them both? Will they know of each other's existence?

There obviously isn't a right or wrong answer, so all opinions welcome and appreciated. (link)
wow that is quite philosophical, and i never really thought of that. in many belief systems, heaven is a personal thing, so basically, your heaven would be whatever makes you happy. and so this would be that as well, what ever would make you happiest is what would happen. this of course, does not take into account what would make your spouses happiest. the easy answer is this, marriege is an earthly thing, there is no need for it in heaven, and so, everyone in heaven would spend time together.


I've noticed that each day or so there is a different person on the home page. On my account I checked off the button where it asks if you want to be there some day but I was wondering, do you have to actually apply to e put there or do they just select at random?
thanks. (link)
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=31


does anyone know how to make your color or font stle differnt when you write someone a comment on myspace?
thanks:D (link)
text here

remove the stars
size is a number (1-10 should be a nice range)
somecolor is any relatively common color, or the hexadecimal value


ok soo, this is my first month starting birth control.. and me and my boyfriend have sex quite frequently.. without a condom.. but he still pulls out. i know it isn't smart but anyways is the birth control affective the first month? bc im already having signs of sore breast and cramps and i spotted a little bit, and i hope its not pregnancy, and just the start of the birth control?

PLEASE HELP. (link)
generarly, id say wait a week to be safe, but it might be different depending on the particular brand of birth control. wouldnt be a month though. just buy a home pregnancy test you can get it at walmart, itll be cheap


HOW can i make the letters bigger in my space?? (link)
text here

remove the stars
x is a number, 10 should be plenty big.


OK I am a 17 year old male senior and, there is this junior girl that I have known for close to two years now that I clicked with from the first time I met her. I've always had feelings for her but at that time I had a girlfriend but now I am single and my feelings for her have not gone away. My friends say that she will say yes and then again I got some friends that say she will say no way. She seems to like me and she wants to hang out with me but her parents wont let her which ruins my idea of having a one to one chat with her over dinner. My exgirlfriend who I am trying to stay friends with will start bawling if I talk to her at lunch by ourselves. How should I go about telling her how I feel and what should I do about my fear of being rejected by her. (link)
sorry to tell you this dude. you are most likely stuck in the friend zone. girls dont go out with their friends very often.


wat kind of vitamins should i take? i think i have anemia, i hav most symptoms. i also know i hav to consume iron. where can these vitamins in regular places like walmart/target?
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anemia is iron deficiency, so you need iron. you can get it at most grocery stores, or target. i dont know about walmart, but they have everything, so probably.


Is a hand job the same thing as a blow job and if not then what is a hand job (i know what a blow job is) (link)
a hand job is using your hand on a guy, jacking him off.


i like this kid alot. but i dont know what things to do around him to make him realize how i really feel about him. like i know what flirting is but when it comes to actually doing it i dont know what things to specifically do. please help i like him alot and i want him to see that i want to be with him. thanks so much! (link)
tell him flat out you like him, most guys like that.


last night my boyfriend and i had sex he came inside me. i just finished my period the night before and yesterday i started birth control for the first time ... is there a chance i could get pregnant? (link)
yep, birth control pills dont even kick in for a few days, and you have to start before hand, its like a vaccine. go to planned parent hood and find out about the plan b pill. it can work for up to 5 days, but is best if taken within 3


is it true that they were going to legalize pot on april 20th? is that why its national weed day? (link)
the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking wiseacres who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of Louis Pasteur, to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation.
So there ya go, someone's parents out there invented the term 4/20.
And remember this:
There are NOT 420 chemicals in Weed. It's about 315, the num. goes up or down depending on what you're smoking.
4/20 is NOT police code or Maryjane.
And that whole shit about Holland and 4/20 over there being "tea time" for smokers isn't true either.


How do you know when guys are flirting or jsut being their friendly self with you? Like what things to guys are just being friendly and what actions are flirting to them...usually. Not based on individuals but as the whole gender. I'm a 9th grade girl and these guys taht I like are really confusing me. one in 9th, one in 10th and one in 11th...haha any clue? (link)
generarly with guys, if you have to ask, its flirting.


My boyfriend knows that I HATE when he drinks. My mom used to be an abusive alcoholic. So he understands.

I`m spending New Years with him, and a bunch of his friends are over & their playing video games. I was taking a shower, and when I got downstairs I was in the kitchen and I overheard his room mate say, "Go get a beer!" & My boyfriend was like, "Well, you know... I just can't. The girlfriend!" So now I`m mad because I`m sitting upstairs in his room being bored while everyone else is downstairs enjoying themselves. I don`t want to be around a drunk & I hate it. I just don`t fit in either. I`m 16 & my boyfriend is 22. =[ Not a good combo. Is it okay that I`m mad though?

Thanks a bunch. (link)
what exactly are you mad about? you told your boyfriend you hate when he drinks, and he isnt drinking, and on new years eve no less, alcohol is the turkey of new years. are you expecting him not to ascociate with people who drink either? you are walking down a dangerous road when you start telling him who he can and cant be friends with. im not gonna comment on the age gap, im sure youve heard it all before.


What age do you think it is appropriate for a girl to lose her virginity and talk to her parents about birth contol? (link)
its nice you bring up the questions together, because its what i always use a meassuring stick when giving advice. age varies culture to culture, family to family, and person to person. what i say is this. if you arent yet ready to comfortably talk to your parents about birth control, then you arent ready to have sex. in some states, it is technically illegal for someone under the age of 18 to have sex, there is another aspect for you. ive known girls who lost it at 13, and i know 20 year olds who are still virgins. its a personal decision only you can make.


I got my blood pressure results from this machine but before I could check the normal numbers I had to go home. These are my results:

Systolic= 107
Diastolic= 060
Pulse= 093

Can someone tell me what systolic and diastolic means and give me the normal numbers for each of those 3 so I can see if my results are normal or not? thanks in advance (link)
id say your blood pressure is actually a little on the too low side. the 107 is only slightly too low, still healthy. the 60 on the other hand has me worried. your pulse is also a little on the high side, but again not too unhealthy. try getting your blood pressure taken at the store again, and if it is still this low, make an appointment with your doctor.




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