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"Though its been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
But the scar, that scar remains..." -Poison, Every Rose Has It's Thorn.




My name's Ammo and I'm here to give any help or advice on anything that I can. :] Firstly, if you were kind enough to come here and read up on me, I thank you.

I've been through a lot when it comes to relationships and life in general. I've seen and heard many things and have always felt it's nice to be able to share my experiences (both good and bad ones) with as many people as I can in the hopes that I can help others not make the mistakes I've made (and sometimes still make). Who knows, maybe there's a lesson or two I can learn from you as well.

I don't really use chat programs much anymore so e-mail would be the best way to get in touch if you wish to chat but if you really need to chat then I am able to do so via Facebook, Yahoo or MSN. I'm a very social person so don't mind anyone wanting to chat. ^_^

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I'm not so good at the little html things for myspace the only one i know is the heart one but i'd like to know bold strikethrough, underline you know so if aany of ya'll know please tell :)

If you are just after the basics (mind you I don't even know how to do the heart thingy in myspace, lol) here's a small list to get you started.

This would be bold text
This text would be underlined
This text would be strick through text
This would appear in italics

Hope those help for starters. If you need any more tags for html just let me know. :)

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What are some good songs that you can workout to? Like high beat kind of stuff. I want to find some upbeat songs I can listen to when I workout at the gym.

Here's a few off the top of my head that I have used at some point whilst going to the gym (a few are still on my mp3 players playlist for when I go to the gym).

* Black Eyed Peas - Pump It
* Busta Rhymes - Fire It Up
* Chemical Brothers - Bomb The Bass
* Initial D - Blast My Desire (Jap)
* Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
* Sunblock - I'll Be Ready
* VNV Nation - Fearless
* Eric Prydz - Call On Me

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My USB ports do not work at all, I don't know that much about computers, but I tried unistalling the drivers and installing them and it didn't work. I realize that since I hav a total of 8 USB ports (2 in front and 6 in back) that the actual ports wern't damaged because none of them worked. I have also checked if the ports are disabled not working or anything and it says they are working even though when i go to put a flash drive in my computer it doesn't work at all, and the flash drive is not broken since I tested it on another computer and it worked fine. So I was wondering if anyone knows how to fix this problem because it totally sucks since my printer runs off of a USB port as well and i can't print anything now.

Did the ports originally work (either the back or the front ones)?

When I had got my PC (custom built) the ports at the front had not been connected to the motherboard so that was something I had to do myself (to think I paid over £1500 for the machine and the guy couldn't even connect one wire up).

I don't want to make recommendations on what to do without knowing more as it could inadvertently make the problem worse.

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im confused, shall i get the nintendo Wii, or the playstation 3. ps3 looks amazing, great graphics, etc. but the Wii is just so crazy cool! its like, "The Console Of The Future!!" but has bad graphics! any help to make me deice will be appreciated, thanks.

Of the two I would personally go for the Wii. Both have very good graphics and a lot of games to choose from but the Wii is not only a lot of fun to play but has been proven to be a great machine to help keep you fit (when playing the sports game included in the package for 30 mins a day).

The PS3 has been set to retail for something along the lines of £450+ here in the UK whereas the Wii is less than £200. I would say the Wii would be a wise choice unless you're a hardcore PS fan in which case the PS may be more to your liking. A nice idea may be to try see both consoles in action and maybe try out a few games on both to see which you prefer the most. There's nothing like hands on experience to help with a decision like this.

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Ok my brother 17 has a gf. (going to be 17 real soon) well ok. My brother is sso wipped its not even funny. I'm 14 and my brother and I have never really gotten along. At first i relaly liked him gf, but now shes just getting really annoying. If my brother and I ever even argue (which we do a lot) she'll be like STOP IT. and hit my brother. And like i said i relaly don't like my brother, but i think its stupid what she does. They think there in love with eachother. But i relaly don't think that shes right for him. He has changed soo much. but i could never tell my brother that, b.c there sooo in love. but i'm getting sick of it, and her

I used to get the same from my girlfriend as well whenever I used to argue or insult my sister (even as a joke). It's one of those things I guess. However, it does seem there may not be anything you can do about your brother and his girlfriend. If he believes he is in love then no matter what you say to him I doubt it would make him think otherwise. It may instead just cause another barrier in between you and him because he will think you are just jealous and trying to break them both up. If the relationship is a mistake unfortunently it is your brothers mistake to make and hopefully learn from. As much as I hate to see people making mistakes sometimes you can not always help prevent them from making them. They have to make their own mistakes to learn from. For now the best thing you can do is just try and be happy for them and if things do go wrong with them, be there for your brother.

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Okay, I dont know if this topic is in the right category but owell and sorry. Anyway, my sweet 16th birthday is August 9th. I dont know what I should do or what I should have. Should I have a party? If so, like what kind? I dont know if I want to go to a hotel with my bestfriend and family and spend it there so have it at my house and invite close friends? I dont know what I want to do. Im so confused.

Thanks in advance.

Your sweet 16th is YOUR day. So it would make sense to do what YOU want to do and what would make you happy. If having a party at yours with all your close friends there would make you happy then go for it. :D IF you prefer to go out (maybe some kind of group event of some kind you can do with all your friends) then you have that option as well. It really is totally up to you and what you'd like to do (obviously within reason because your parents will probably need to give it the final yes, hehe). And a happy (very early) 16th. :)

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i have 2 questions that are basically totally different but if you can only answer one thats fine!

info: im 16/f, 5'7, and about 120 lbs give or take.

1~ i dont drink but just outta curiousity, about how many shots [i know it varies though] would it take for me to get drunk?

2~ im pretty slim but im trying to tone up before summer. my legs are the WORST and im soo uncomfortable in bathing suits just because my legs and around my butt are so fatty [i guess im pear shaped]. how can i tone my legs and butt without doing much cardio? [im trying not to lose too much weight in other areas]. i already do some squats and leg lifts but is there anything else?

thanks =D

1~ As you said it does vary from person to person. I know a female friend who can very easily outdrink me (I'm male and older than her, lol). The thing with shots however is that you are taking alcohol down very quickly so it will take effect a lot faster. If you are drinking for the first time it may not take many at all so it's a good idea to take it easy but generally there are too many factors to consider to give you a figure for this. It all will depend on if you had food first, size, weight, physical condition, the type of alcohol etc, etc.

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hey there

i do have a doubt about masturbating in man and sudden produce of semens... actually am single and gonna get married with in six month..so i afraid and am getting release of semens very quickly(while masturbating)so wht should i do to get longer time of sexual enjoyment...

Ur nice response will be highly appreciated

There are many types of creams, pills etc around that are supposedly supposed to help in delaying ejaculation but on how well they work I can only guess I'm afraid. My immediate recommendation however would be the use of condoms (in particular the thicker extra safe ones) as they reduce sensitivity and may help to last longer. Masturbating is different to that of actual intercourse so you may find that during intercourse you don't actually have this problem at all. If you do though then one way is to focus your mind on something else during intercourse as this sometimes works really well in lasting longer. However, if this also does not work and you feel it is a serious problem then I would strongly suggest seeking professional help in the matter as they would be better qualified to help you.

EDIT: How safe pills and creams are to use I cannot say - I am not a medical expert nor qualified to respond to that kind of question but I would think they are safe. My recommendation before using any such things if you are worried about side effects is to seek medical help from your doctor as they would be able to better inform you about their safety and side effects (particularly if you have any allergies).

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my boyfriend fingered me a little harder this time. and it hurt a little at first then it was fine. but now i have bruises on the inside of my thighs. is this normal?

and also. when he rubs me "downthere" is it supposed to be borderline painful/pleasurable?

The fingering can be painful particularly if it is something that you have not experienced before whereas some find it not to be painful at all. It varies from one girl to another however, if your body was not prepared (i.e. you was not wet 'down there') then that would play a large part in the discomfort you felt. There is nothing wrong with you telling your boyfriend to slow down if you feel discomfort so do not feel afraid to do so, or speed up when you feel he can do so without causing you discomfort. If there was not much room for movement then his hand movements against your thighs may have been responsible for the bruises in which case they may be considered normal. Ensuring there is enough room so his hand does not hit against your thighs should prevent this as well as asking him to ease up on the force he was using.
As for the rubbing you down there I have not known it to be painful to anyone before (so maybe a female answering your question may help here) but my guess would be that he may have been overly aggressive in what he was doing in which case simply telling him what to do and how to do it should help.

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are fairies real? i have a obsession about them, i mean they r all over my room. and i just wanted to see if they are real.

I think that would depend on the type of answer you would be seeking. From a scientific point of view where everything can be explained with an experiment and everything has a logical explanation (and if it doesn't then it's not deemed real) the answer to your question would be no. To answer your question from a different perspective however, where it all comes down to faith what you believe, then the answer would be whatever you believe in your heart. If you believe they are real then who is anyone else to tell you otherwise?

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