So, like, I'm this guy. And like, I do stuff...
Chemist, musician, artist, programmer, coach, husband, dad, uncle, etc.
So yeah.
Advice-wise? There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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i just started going out with this guy i meet at cokemusic playing the matching game thing there. well i dont know what he looks like. he says he has hazel eyes and blonde hair. he sounds really cute. well he doesnt have a scanner and cant give me a picture. he told me his name and age etc. before i told him mine. im pretty sure its true {{the info. he gave me}} well i want to know what he looks like and i really dont know what to talk about. all we talk about is cokemusic.com so i dont know i think i need more to say to him and stuff. im 13 and he just turned 14. im going to turn 14 november 16 2004. well i dont know what to do someone help!! he sounds sweet. i know i dont know him that well but i want to. im really confused. (link)
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Well, in all honesty, you really don't know him at all, do you?
The joys of being on-line is that people can make up anything they want.. they can lie however they choose... until they get caught somehow by the truth.
Unless you actually talk to him on the phone to hear his voice, you know nothing about him - only what he's chosen to tell you.
I would not put a lot of faith in that. I try to be as picky and selective as I can about handing out information about myself on-line. Anonymity is a difficult thing to maintain.
Whatever you do, just be careful.
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What time in the day should you work out? (mourning, afternoon, night?)
And does stretching help lose wight??
-Zero (link)
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stretching does not help lose weight... stretching keeps you from damaging your muscles and tendons when working out. But make sure you warm up before you stretch because stretching cold can cause more damage than not stretching at all.
There is no ideal time to work out. Essentially, it is up to you to decide when you have the most time to dedicate to working out, and how much energy you'll have available for working out. There's no sense in working out if you're asleep on your feet.
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what can u do to make a guy go crazy during sex? lol (link)
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I hate it when I accidentally approve a question like this.
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alrite..i`m gonna be gettin my braces off soon, and i really don't want yellowish teeth with white spots, so im gonna use whitening stuff. But i dont kno what works the best, does anybody use some that works really good? (link)
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whitestrips seem to work the best of the over the counter remedies... there are also generic whitestrip-like products that work decently. The simply white brush-on stuff washes away pretty quickly.
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My sister and his guy have been seeing each other for about a year now. They were a very good couple at first but now all he seems to be doing is blowing her off for his friends. But it gets worse..For instance: Today my sister calls him and their talking, but he gets mad at her because supposedly she is being a bitch (even though she wasnt), so she hangs up and then he calls her back.. Then when he calls her back, his friends are in the background and they start singing the Jay Z song " I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one" and then he starts lauging with them.. So she says fuck that and hangs up... now she doesnt know what to do because she isnt even sure if he wants to be with her anymore. Shes not sure if she should call him back and tell him how she feels or if she should act like nothing happened?? Please help!!- Kristin* (link)
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Based on what you've said, my thoughts are that your sister should blow this guy off and move on. If that's all the better he's able to behave, then screw him.
It is up to her on whether or not she lets him know how she feels - but my thought would be to only do so once she's made up her mind to no longer see him.
She should absolutely NOT just act like nothing happened. That will only make matters worse in the long run.
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what is napalm? (link)
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well, it was a joke...
you see, napalm is a substance used by the military... it is essentially gelatinous gasoline with magnesium and phosphorous in it to allow it to burn underwater. It is dropped in bombs, explodes, and sticks to its intended targets.
Now, if you really want a serious answer to the question you first posed, then: that is normal.
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my sister needs to lose weightreal soon...she not fat but she's over weight for an army program she's going into.....she really wants to take diet pills but shes afraid that something might happen.....i dont know information about diet pills so i cant help her....does anybody know any good diet pills out there? (link)
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most diet pills are generally bad for you... many nasty side effects. Check various websites such as the PRD online or the FDA's website for more info.
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How can I make my calf muscles bigger? I hate running unless it's soccer and I'm not playing at the moment, and I'm past pueberty. Also, I have weak ankles (they get sprained a lot when I play soccer), anyone have advice for that? (link)
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there are a good number of exercises you can try... for example: stand on the edge of a rail, brick, block, piece of wood, anything... have your heels hanging off the edge and go up and down on your tippy-toes. Once you're sure that's getting lame, do it again, but use something like bungee cords or large rubber bands to pull yourself downward while you do it to add resistance, or hold free weights while you do the lifts.
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sometimes i have sperm leakying out of my thing how do i stop that? (link)
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I would suggest using a cork, one of those chip-clips, snipping your genitals off with shears, or dousing your crotch in napalm.
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For some reason when ever I ask a question, the question never appears under the give advice secttion. This one may not either. Does anyone know why? And could anyone help me with a question I have? (link)
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Ok, to confirm and clarify what others have said:
Every question asked first goes into a queue - from that, the L2 mods approve or disapprove the questions. I would guess that about 90% of the questions are approved. What I've seen happen is that people get imaptient, and they ask their question 2-5 times. This makes a mess for us. We only want one instance of the question going public, so the duplicates have to be deleted. If two mods are approving things at the same time (and we have no way of knowing), if ModA deletes the first instance of the question, meaning to approve the 2nd, and ModB deletes the 2nd, meaning to approve the first, well... both questions just got deleted...
So, what this says is, PLEASE ONLY ASK QUESTIONS ONE TIME.
Ok... next thing: there are some questions that have been asked over and over and over again, and the answers are going to be the same thing every time. These are now listed in the FAQ as the Common Questions. Generally, we are no longer approving them, becuase, well, 100 other people have already asked the exact same thing. Go look it up.
And furthermore...
There are some questions that are 1) really dumb, 2) obscene, 3) both dumb and obscene, and 4) completely and totally unreadable. These also tend to get the thumbs down...
And trust me, if we didn't moderate the questions like this, every other fucking question would be, "OMG! I AM 15 AN MAI PENIS IS 2 INCHES LONG IS THAT OK??!?!?!?" or "I LIKE TO MASTERBAIT ALL TEH TYME! OMG LOL!@111!1!1!11!" or better yet "ken u tel me good wayz 2 give hed!?!?" And you know what? It gets really old, really fast.
Thus, we moderate so that this site doesn't become a giant cesspool of raving stupidity.
Just remember, the mods are volunteers. We are columnists just like everyone else. We try to give the best advice we can. And along with that, we have been asked to help out running this site to keep things moving along. We don't get paid, we dont' get anything. In fact, we tend to get a lot of insults from people who just don't get it... yet we do it anyway.
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It doesn't seem like we have touched on this subject much. I know how contravercial it is...so please dont pass judgement on me. I want advice not a lecture. 2 years ago on Aug 8th I has an abortion. I was 7 weeks Pregnate. I strugle every day with the descion i made. This time of year is the worst though. I had no support from anyone who knew including the scumbag who I had sex with. I mad a rash descion. And to this day I know it was the wrong one. It was increadably selfish. I had more options but I took the easy way out. I should have taken responsibilty for my actions and I didn't. With all that said, my quetion is...what are my chances of being able to conceive a child again. Are they less...or does it make it more difficult becuase of the abortion. Please let me know any info or websites you may know of that can help me. Thanks for your help ! xoxoxoxoxoxoxo (link)
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Well, this is probalby only something your doctor could answer. Some people can undergo those procedures with little to no complications, whereas others have more difficult times. Only your doctor will know if your ability to carry a child has been damaged.
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Hey, i'm 17 and there is a great chance of me being pregnant right now. I'm not on birth control or anything! So, i was just wondering if someone that has been pregnant know's the syptoms of the early pregnancy? I haven't started my period yet.. its only a few days late and i've been having sleepy spells. If you know could you please help me out!? :( Thank you. (link)
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signs of pregnancy are wide and varied. Your best bet is to go to a drug store, spend the $20 and pee on a stick. Those test can give false negative readings, but they CANNOT give a false positive.
So anyway, some of the oh-so-very-many "sympstoms" of pregnancy are short-term memory loss, sudden weight gain, swelling, enlarging breasts, heartburn, perpetual nausea, peeing more often than normal, sudden changes in allergies, etc.
If you're only a few days late and you've been sleepy, well, that just sounds like stress.
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is there camreas in the moive theateres? (link)
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some theaters are using night-vision goggles to detect people trying to pirate movies. Several people have been caught using this technique. Beyond that, I do not know of cameras being in theaters.
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Whats Emo music? What does the e.m.o stand for? (link)
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Emotional Punk... (opinion here) - it is basically really whiney crap (no, I'm not overly fond of emo)...
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i know its sillie bout hair grow faster its like inch way from my shourder i jsut want down my shourder. and any tips have hair product help hair grown stronger and little longer (link)
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stress can cause your hair and nails to grow faster... other than that, there isn't really much you can do. Such is the ways of nature.
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I Lost my period last month on tha either 1 or 3 ummm i havnt started yet n i havnt had sex none im still a virgin im scared cause my mom wants to take me to the doctor .....what could b wrong with me (link)
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stress, dietary changes, increases in physical activity, and many other things can cause your period to "tale a break"... it is worthwhile to go ahead and see a doctor - but odds are, this is perfectly normal.
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I'm 13 (turnin 14 in early september), I'm around 5'6, and I weigh 114 or sometimes 116. I'm also very skinny but I still feel there is extra weight on me. I wanna lose about 10 pounds before school starts but I dont wanna exercise because I dont have any exercise machines and there isnt a gym or YMCA nearby. I've tried doing sit ups and crunches but they never help. Does anybody know any foods, drinks, etc. that will help me lose about 10 pounds?
Thanks (link)
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5'6" and 114???? Shit, that is skinny. Don't lose any weight. To do so could push you towards an unhealthy level. With too little weight, you risk your short and long term health.
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I was just wondering if there were people on here older then 20? (link)
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yes. there are several of us.
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arite well rite now im cleanin my hampster cage and im soaking EVERYTHING in dish soap and hot water...well my hampster like is in his lil hampster ball while im doing this and hes not like a tiny lil hampster hes really big!! and healhty...well he peed in his hampster ball and hes done this b4 but i juss wash the ball after i get the cage back together...shuld i wash the hampster??? how wuld i do it?? like in a bowl? i dont wanna kill my hampster but shuld i wash him? (link)
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no - like all rodents, they groom themselves.
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why do guys find thongs so sexy? (link)
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well, some of us don't...
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