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Bleh. Okay. So I sweat. And I know that everyone sweats but like, it's disgusting and it looks like someone poured water on my shirt. Every deodorant with antipersperant that I've tried does nothing. It's really embarassing and now that it's summer it's really hott so it's even worse. It makes me really self concious and I'm scared to wear bright colored shirts because it'll show up even more. But when I wear all black so it won't show up I get called gothic or emo! =[

help!

I wear all black all the time and never get called gothic or emo. Who the hell cares what others think?

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okkay well i have this smell...you know down there..and i need help on how to make it not stink or anything..i dont have an std or anything it just smells..lol

yeahh sooo help me pwease

thanks!

Place a car freshener down there.

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im 13/f and whenever i go swimmin i get a little darker and i like my skin tone the way it is how do i go swimmin and still not get a tan?

Swim at night, or wear harcore sunblock or whatever.

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There's a guy that used to go to my school but we weren't friends when he did, and now that he has moved, we both like eachother. He tells me that he loves me, but I don't know if he means that he's IN love with me, I say it back because I love him, but I don't know if I'm in love with him. How can I tell?

P.S.-We plan on being together when he moves back.

If you're not sure if you love him or not, you probably don't. Just wait til he comes back to make your final decision.

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so today was the last day of school,and theres this boy i REALLY like. seriously thought i like him more than i've ever liked a crush. i think about him all the time.this year he was in my majors andwe talked a lot and we were friendly, we just weren't really actual friends. (hes mostly friends with most of the "popular" people.) throughout the year (even before i liked him) i couldnt figure out if he liked me. i could see him looking at me a lot and my friend said he was staring at me at lunch once. well i already miss him a LOT and we just got out of school today,because i know i wont see him unless i run into him somewhere. he signed my yearbook and wrote "my name-mad good times-his name" idk i know these questions are irrelevant and i actually dont even know what my actual question is. i'm confused about this, i reallly like him and i have no idea if he feels the same. could someone help me out? thanks

I'm sorry, but the yearbook thing sounds really cliche. I doubt it meant anything more than him signing it. I'd say just find some new guy to crush on, it'll save you heatrbreak.

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It said I had 1 new question in my inbox, but when I clicked on it it said I had no new unanswered questions. Is this a glitch or something? OR did the person delete their question?

It means either God hates you, or they deleted their question. It's usually the latter.

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Okay, my best guy friend likes me, I really fell for him, but when I found out he liked me back, I don`t know why but then it seemed so gross to me cause were such good friends. At times, I like him, but at other times I don`t want to take our friendship anywhere else. However, I get jealous when he talks about other girls. He`s not that attractive, and he can be annoying, and sometimes those things really get to me. I`m confusing the poor boy and myself, what should I do?

This is a pretty stupid situation. You fell for him, but didn't like him when he liked you back? Maybe you should stop being so damn confusing.

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There is this guy, Zack I really like. He used to like me but now he doesnt. I dont know why he doesnt anymore. I didnt do anything wrong. We barely ever talk to eachother. I think he hates me but I really like him. What should I do?

Eh, people go in and out of feelings. You're both probably really young, so don't worry about it.

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Is there any sims 2 cheats that are cool? I just got Sims 2 Nightlife and I want to have more fun than I am already having. Thanks!!

Had you decided to use www.google.com, you could already be using those cheats instead of waiting for a sarcastic response on here.

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My throat has been hurting for a very lond time and I was just wondering if there was any special way to get rid of the pain.(other than medicine)

Stop giving blowjobs. LOLJK

Ummm, medicine is the only thing I can think of, unless you really feel like gargling salt water.

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hi! :]

my boyfriend & i had been together for almost 2 months. i really had strong feelings towards him. he always treated me right, i knew he was the one.

he broke up with me today and his reason was because he's looking for a girl whose a "woman of god" & that isn't me. he called me back about 3 hours after he broke up with me, and said that he had talked to his best friend & he heard a song that reminded him of me. & he wouldn't know how to go on without me. also that my religion doesnt really matter right now we just have to live each day by itself.

now he wants me back. but ive talked to my mom & sister about this already and they both said i shouldnt get back with him.

i really like him, i might even love him. do you think that me taking him back would be completely bad?

please help.
thanks a lot.

You're young. There's plenty of time to find guys, you don't have to stick to one. Just forget about him and find a "guy not of God" and everything should be find.

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so my boyfriend and i were fooling around about a month or two ago at my friends house. it was our first time n everything. He tried to go "in me" like twice.. barely making it in at all cause it hurts really bad..(im still a virgin).. is there any way i can be pregnant? does that count as having sex? i had ended my period two days before that.. if that changes anything.. this was in april.

i get really paraniod about it.. i think im looking bigger... i havent had my period since.. yet im always irregular.. its never on time. ever. i can suck in my stomach and it seems like its just fat.. im not fat at all but my tummy is kinda flabby.. i love to eat too. but i can still pinch the fat. my stomach isnt hard. but would it be hard by now if i was?

any help would be greatly appreciated.. i know i should just get a test.. but im so scared it might be positive.. i dunno how it could be. but im just paranoid. thanks so much

You can only get pregnant if semen came out of his penis and fertilized one of your eggs.

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my friend might be trying to make herself throw up.. before i comfront her about it.. witch will be really soon.. i need to know all the details.. like how and why she would etc.

She probably does it because all the other girls do it. Tell her to stop being such an idiot and grow up.

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My sister just had a baby and he husband's last name is Wood. Well, my sister has always wanted to name her daughter "Holly". So we just need a few HONEST opinions here.


Do you find it tacky to have a girl named "Holly Wood?"

LOL She can be like the main character of the new Yellowcard CD.

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im 15 almost 16 and i am still in a AA-cup bra.

mom is a A-cup, but my sister is a C-cup.

This is completely destroying my life! I have not had a boyfriend cuz' my breasts are tiny now I am old and nobody will want me.

what about breast enlargement?

are there any other wayz i can get someone to love me?

is surgery for enlarging my breasts my best way to get my life back?

i want to have a boyfriend before i get old! am i already too old? none of the boys will want me soon. i am almost 16!

Please HELP ME!

I'm sorry to tell you, but your lack of breasts is NOT affecting your love life. There is obviously something else going on with you that is preventing members of the male gender to like you.

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if you really like someone and they ask you out how do you say yes to them?

I think you answered yourself by asking how to say "YES". Hint, it starts with y and ends with es.

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I need help to lose weight. Im not fat its just that I think my thighs and butt are to big.

You could always date black folk, from what I gather from rap songs they love that crap.

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yeah so im the same girl from like oct. of last year who said she was in love with you! and i definately think ur really cool still
haha

whats up?

and i have a question for you to answer.(: if you want lol

Ask it, I'm still here.

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What should i do I hate being single?

Become not single?

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hi, im fifteeen years old and i live in ny. i want to get a job over the summer but it seems like no one my age hires!..do you know any good places that hire young besides summer camps? thankss =)

McDonalds!

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