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well last week i was having severe pains in my lower abdomain and the school nurse suggested it may be an ovarian cyst. i had been having all the sypmtoms of one for the past couple months, so my mom took me to a normal doctors. but since i was under 18, im 15, my mom had to come in with me. im going to a gyno wensday and its my first time. what im wondering is are all gynos like planned parenthood (everything you tell them is confidental & your parent doesnt have to come in). because i really want to be truthful with them but if my mom found out i was sexually active...yeah. also, what should i do/not do in order to prepare for it. thank you (link)
Two of my friends had gyno visits recently. Everything you tell them is completely confidential.


there is this girl i like but i have not talked to her in ages. she is having a party and i wsa invited but i dont think she knows i like her. Should i go to the party and what should i do?? (link)
she invited you, she wants you there. you should go.


Where were you when you had your first time. My boyfriend of almost a year and I are thinking about doing it for the first time, but we aren't sure where the best places would be, or places that would be fun. and we don't want to be uncomfortable. So if you could list a couple it'd be apriciated. Thanks! (link)
Well my first time was in the backseat of my car. I dont recomend that. Try to find a time you can be alone either at your place, or his.


can anyone tell me when, where, [also what did he discover] "isaac newton" was brn? and why is he popular.. just wondering.. were studying about him in math.. and im really curious!!! please help me!! (link)
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well,yesterday at school i was sitting in the shed with all my friends just talking and messing about.and then in a flash this basketball was kicked into the side of my head where my temple is and then i banged the back of my head into the wall.i stood up and i fell back down again because i went all dissy and my eyes went blury.i felt like vomiting and going to sleep all yesterday.today im home from school because i have a really bad headache and i still feel like im going to get sick.my appetite is gone.and i just feel exhausted ater having 10 hours sleep.im just worried of it because it was the temple of my head.should i get it cheaked out by a doctor? (link)
yes, you could have a concusion, something less serious, or something more serious. its a good idea to see the doctor for any head injury, and for that matter, for any injury.


okay so like a couple week ago i came down stairs at night to throw my stuff in the wash and like walking down the stairs i saw my brother on the comp like with his hand down his pants and then like when he realized i was coming down he exited a website (wonder what kind that was.. ew.) and moved his hands. and i just like blowed it off. i mean i dont want to say anything. and then i think that happened one or two other times. and i think hes embarrassed or thinks im stupid and like dont know what hes doing (or since i blow it off he prob. thinks i don't realize)but serouisly.. im 14. i know what hes doing..
and TONIGHT. EWW. omg so i came down to get paper from the comp at like 11:00 because tomarrow is bring your child to work day and im not going to school so i decided to stay up late and work on a project. and i saw him like naked or no pants on.. on the comp. and i just looked away and walked into the laundry room. and he liked close a web. and again i blew it off. and like he'll just try to blow it off too. and just ew. i think he knows i know but just tries to act stupid. i never say anything about it. cause. how awqward.
and it just like grosses out because its MY BROTHER. and like hes not exacually the most attractive guyy so that just makes it like 1238 times grosser. ah. this is really disturbing me.



oh yeahh and like he makes it obvouis when hes gonna do it or whatever. like since you know i walk past the comp to get into the laundry room he'll always be like so are you going to do your laundry now? or throw your laundry in now. ill just be like okayyyyy.... because he doesnt want me to come downstairs while hess doing whatever. AH. this is GROSS. im getting distgusted. oh freak. its nasty.



advice? anything?
ew.
thanks for reading this all. (link)
most guys masturbate. most girls do too. its a pretty natural thing. just try to ignore it.


if you are assaulted by someone else first...then you kill the person b/c you're trying to protect yourself..would you go to jail? (link)
In theory no, you shouldnt. But there is a chance of it. Especially if the other person didnt have a weapon, and you did. A lot of the specifics also vary by state. You can trying doing a google search for your state name + "self defence". For example

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i just got the nintendo wii. when i try to go on the internet settings on it, it sfinds my modem, but says its secure and i need a password to access it. how do i make it so i dont need a password, because i dont even know it! (link)
well someone has to know the password to your modem... What you need to do, is change the settings. How to do that, is different for all modems, put typically involves putting some numbers into an address bar to access the settings page. You need to look up the configuration settings for your particular modem. Would probably be easier to just ask whoever it is that knows.


can you unsend a msg on myspace.. if it hasnt been read ? (link)
no


How does one obtain the day-after pill in California on a day when the family planning clinics are closed? (link)
Planned parenthood should be open on weekends. But if not, like the person below said, it works for up to 5 days. However, it is most effective when taken within 3.


okay i like this guy and he is my ex's bestfriend
me and my ex broke up LAST YEAR and now he has a new gf who he has been dating for like 8 months
and now i like his bestfriend.... and me and his bestfriend talk on the phone like for 55mins to an hour.. but i call him most the time.. b.c he's the shy type.. but yah.. and when Dj (my ex's bestfriend) was going out with Kayla he never called her..and when she called him he talked to her for like 10 mins tops.. not even that.. most the time.. and me and him can talk about anything .. its just like when we talk we end up talking about girls he think is hot.. and there asses so I KNOW im in the FRIEND ZONE!! and my quesiton is how do i get out?..what can do besides flirtingg..?

btw.. im kinda scared of rejection. (link)
common misconception. guys have no friend zone. however. guys know that girls do have a friend zone. a friend zone thats like iraq. no good exit strategy. so, you will most likely need to make the first move.


What's a comeback I can say to someone who said YOUR MOM? And if it's a comeback that I won't get in trouble by the teacher, could you write it in captials? thanks (link)
the only really good, and safe, comeback is "my mom is dead" youll probably even get an apology with that. your mom isnt really an insult though, its typically used as a comeback, and while its an incredibly lame one, comebacks are still harder to comeback to than regular insults. there are two that are on the same level as it, "your face" and "your pants" but typically, youll have to do something specific to the original thing that spurred the "your mom" if you want to get a good reaction from anyone else listening. and wanting to not get in trouble makes it even harder. my favorite generic comeback to it has always been something along the lines of "yeah go ahead make fun of my mom, your mom and i get along pretty well though, speaking of which, tell her i want my pants back" but, since you are a girl, you cant really do that. or you could, and if its a guy insulting you, it might work even better. you can always try "your dad" but you have to stay it instantly after they do.
good luck.


Ok well people have been telling me that they cant click on my pictures it says this page cannot be displayed. I think its because of the dumb myspace viruses that are going around. How do you fix it, its really annoying! i want people to see my pictures! and yes i already changed my password twice! and nothing has changed

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i know what you are talking about. without any understanding of HTML, what you basically need to do is to clear out any profile layout customizations youve put in. just delete your entire about me, and that should make it go away. if not, it might be hidden somewhere else, like in who id like to meet. its usually in about me though.


i swear i think myspace is giving me viruses. not the kind that on my page or anything but like trojans. like when i go to someones page i get a billion popups and its soo annoying! is there a program to get rid of trojans or adware/spyware? like a good free one i can download because my comp is already messsing up and i just got it! thanks (link)
http://www.download.com/3000-8022-10122137.html

great program.


what kind of asian girls do guys typically like?
like i know everyones different but lol
what do they find cute or attractive? (link)
typically, its the darker skinned, "smoother" asians, with long hair. id recomend you search hot asian on google, but if you do, youll probably get quite a bit of porn.


Ok so me and my boyfriend have been going out for a wile now and i'v givin him a hand job but not to the point were he cummed.I'd like to give him a full on hand job but he says he basically that he doesn't want the cum to go everywere(on his pants and stuff)(and i don't really want that ether)....I supose I could give him a glowjob and just swallow it but we havn't gotten a chance to yet. So my question is, as lame as it may seem, what do i do with the cum?Or I dono,just how do i overcome this problem?

thanks for reading and hope you can help. (link)
first off you can still get an STD even if you spit. you can use a flavored condom and that would solve the problem of what to do with it.

for handjobs, you can use a tissue and just throw it away afte .


dows any1 no of any website that you can download software to go onto peoples myspaces (link)
yeah, myspace.com, click on the user whose myspace you want to get onto. oh you mean like hacking into peoples myspaces? no theres nothing like that, if it was that easy noone would have a myspace, or anything else that used a password for that matter.


13/f okay well we have established that. Well here's the deal, I got my phone stolen, and didn't realize it, but I told my parents, so now I want a new phone, but my mom doesn't think I'm responsible, and I don't have any money. Should I try to earn it, get it from my brother, or just wait until my birthday or christmas (link)
if you arent picky, you can pick up an older nokia for like $20. as far as phones go, they actually work better than the phones of today because they are just phones, and dont have any extras.


hi. today is my ex-boyfriend's birthday & we ended kinda rough cause we were good friends & he asked me out... but i was intimidated cause i really wanted a boyfriend & didn't actually like him, so i dumped him. & we promised each other we would be friends afterwards but... well i sorta started ignoring him cause he is really uncool & i didnt want people to find out we ever went out. should i send him a quick email saying happy birthday, or just let it go? in the hallways, i used to smile or something but now when i do, he looks the other way. he sent me several emails saying are you mad at me & he was just being so stupid & i got so mad at him cause he liked me for less than 24 hours before he asked me out.. when i liked him for like 3 months! (i liked him & stopped and then he liked me & asked me out). so should i send him an email saying happy birthday? or just let it go? thanks in advance! (link)
odd that your situation is pretty close to mine. my birthday is coming as well, and i do hope that my ex will be telling me happy birthday in some way, but i doubt itll happen. anyways, yes send him an email telling him happy birthday.

tina already went into how you shouldnt be so shallow, so i am not going to repeat that.


is there a way to call someone and just get their voicebail and it wont ring, so they dont know someones calling? (link)
i dont know about all services, but with cingular, if you call your voicemail, and then go to the main menu, theres an option to send voicemail.




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