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your mom
What's a comeback I can say to someone who said YOUR MOM? And if it's a comeback that I won't get in trouble by the teacher, could you write it in captials? thanks
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We had a lot of fun with "your mom" jokes last year (you'd think I'd grow out of it by age 19, but I haven't!)
Typical exchanges would go like this:
"You're stupid."
"Your face is stupid."
"Your Mom's stupid."
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom wears army boots!"
For some reason saying that someone's mom wears army boots is absolutely hilarious. Totally unrelated, you can't get in trouble for it, and it'll get a couple laughs.
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"NO, I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"
"MY MOM IS DEAD....THANKS."
".....AND?"
"WHAT'S YOUR POINT"
"MY MOM?? IS SHE OKAY??"
"YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR SENTENCE"
"I LOVE YOU TOO"
"OKAY"
hahah just stupid stuff
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the only really good, and safe, comeback is "my mom is dead" youll probably even get an apology with that. your mom isnt really an insult though, its typically used as a comeback, and while its an incredibly lame one, comebacks are still harder to comeback to than regular insults. there are two that are on the same level as it, "your face" and "your pants" but typically, youll have to do something specific to the original thing that spurred the "your mom" if you want to get a good reaction from anyone else listening. and wanting to not get in trouble makes it even harder. my favorite generic comeback to it has always been something along the lines of "yeah go ahead make fun of my mom, your mom and i get along pretty well though, speaking of which, tell her i want my pants back" but, since you are a girl, you cant really do that. or you could, and if its a guy insulting you, it might work even better. you can always try "your dad" but you have to stay it instantly after they do.
good luck.
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Just be like
"Ok what about her?"
then wait a couple seconds and just be like, "Mhm, that's what I thought."
Or, you can kill the joke, saying "YEAH, WELL YOUR DADS LITTLE SISTERS COUSINS DOG" or something like that, then laugh after it.
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If I were you, I wouldn't be offensive or anything like that.
Instead, I'd try my best to confuse them and make them go 'huh?'
For example:
"YOUR MOM!"
You say: "YOUR CHEMISTRY BOOK!"
I know it sounds strange, but that's how I won my 'your mom' battles. =) And your teacher won't really get upset that way.
=)
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