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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ There is this guy who really likes me but I don't like him like that. He is incredibly hott, athletic,nice personality, etc. But the chemistry isn't there for me. I want to know some ways to flirt with him. By the way we have cute nick names for each other, i'm sure that counts as flirting. Any help would be appreciated.

I rate and leave comments :)
There are soo many ways to "flirt". I looked online for you, and came up with a couple websites that should keep you entertained:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideas.shtml
- http://www.flirtzone.com/tips.htm
- http://www.adze.com/couples/love/flirting.html
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_flirting.htm
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486,00.html

♥[?]♥ Hi. If a person has sex and then gets her period a day or less afterwards, does it mean she can't be pregnant? A friend of mine is really freaked out right now, and I'm trying to calm her down by telling her that she can't be pregnant. Thanks.
She's as good as safe. =)

♥[?]♥ i didn't know what category to put this under so i just guessed.
ok, here i go. first off, i am 14/f. i am very athletic. i have a sweating problem, too. i have athletics first period at school with no time to take a shower...barely enough time to get redressed so i don't have much time to cool down from practice. sometimes when i get home from school i will have sweat stains on the armpit part of my shirt. i need some SERIOUS help on what i can do to help prevent this. sometimes i even sweat through two t-shirts after a hard practice. i usually wear a jacket so no one can see but i am getting tired of jackets and when i get hot i can't take it off. please help me! i'll rate! thanks in advance!
This was once a big problem for me also, so I know how you feel; I've been there, and it's not good. I reccommend using an antiperspirant deodorant [such as Suave], followed by regular baby powder. The antiperspirant helps to reduce sweating, or at least is said to, but in our case... never does. Then the baby powder will close the pores of your under arm -- more or less trapping the sweat in, so to speak. Honestly, this almost ALWAYS works for me, but there *ARE* days when it's simply not good enough, and that can be a pain in the butt, so I usually make a point of carrying some sort of jacket. Hearing that, there's this product people are always talking about on this site [but I believe that's from "Monkey See, Monkey Do"], but it's even advertised on television. It's called CertainDri. Now, they say it can be purchased at Wal-greens, RiteAid, CVS, and Walmart, however, EVERY SINGLE TIME I've been to the store looking for it, I've never seen it on the shelves. Naturally, this leads me to ask an employee where I can find it, and they *always* tell me they've NEVER heard of it, and they do not carry the product... which just leaves you speechless and with a feeling of, 'what now?' If the problem persists, perhaps you should consult a physician, who can supply you with proper medication. Also, he can give you shots that kind of close up your pores, so sweating never really happens again. I'm not shore if that's an option for you, but I recommend asking him for more information. But whatever you decide to do, goodluck from someone who knows EXACTLY what you're going through!!

♥[?]♥ i know this sounds silly

but im 15 and ive never been kissed.
its all going to change tommorrow
and im going to be making out with this boy too.
but im nervous because im totally clueless on what to do.
and i dont want to tell him, or for him to know

are there any personal tips or sites you can give me ..thanks =]
It's difficult to tell you how to make out, but I found a few websites that think they are capable of doing just that:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

♥[?]♥ This is a poem I wrote about my ex-boyfriend answering a poem he wrote to me when we started dating and my best friend thinks I should give it to him along with a copy of his own can you help me? Heres my poem:

Clipped Wings

I’d been flying through the darkness for a while
Now I’m falling to the ground, my wings have been clipped
My fear consumes every word I whisper and every thought I create
If I’ve shown you what you’ve wanted, why have you ended this dream?
I wish I could turn it back a bit
You’ve been worth all the tears and pain if it means I will get my wish
You can make me wait an eternity to receive your love,
You can beat me for years but when ever you look in my eyes,
You’ll still see my love for you reflected within
You froze time for me when you pushed me to the side
Got me realizing that I lost you in that moment
I’ll be your wings when you’re ready to fly
Bet you didn’t dream someone would care for you like this
I don't understand your question.

♥[?]♥ hey im 13 years old and i want to know how do u make out with a boy?.....i rate high
It's difficult to tell you how to make out, but I found a few websites that think they are capable of doing just that:
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

♥[?]♥ Is giving head considered Anal Sex?
"Giving head" is Oral sex. Anal sex is where the male genitalia enters the anus. Hence the name, "anal" sex.

♥[?]♥ what is the best medicine/pills for mentrual pains (im 13 and overweight if that matters)
You have many options here: It's well known that regular physical activity helps reduce the cramping in some women, so there's an idea. You could also try taking a warm bath and using aromatherapy. Applying a heating pad on your lower abdomen or back should do wonders. If you don't have a heating pad, you can make one by simply filling a sock with rice and heating it in the microwave for a few minutes [must sound silly, but if the cramps get bad enough, it just might be worth it]. Also, many women start taking pills around the clock from the time their cycle starts, until it ends. Any pain killer will do, but I reccommend Ibuprofen, Extra Strength Advil or Midol -- it's also best to take medication will a meal, that way the risk of stomach discomfort is slimmed. [:

♥[?]♥ I'm sort of underweight..I weigh 95-100 pounds and I'm 5'2. But I'm happy with my weight, i dont want to gain any pounds. The only place I wanna gain weight is in my boobs, because they are really small. But everytime I try to eat a lot to gain weight, it all goes to my stomach and not at all to my boobs. It looks like my stomach sticks out more than my boobs do. How can I prevent this from happening, but still gain weight in my boobs? Thanks.
If you're expecting your breasts to grow through weight gain, you must pack on some hardcore pounds. So if you're saying you're happy with your weight, then your mission will never be a success.

♥[?]♥ This might be stupid what --
what is morning wood?
like that girl says it on the commerical for the MTV show with ashley parker angel
but i dont know what she means when she asked him if he had morning wood.
This question was asked yesterday:
"an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources." - taken from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Morningwood&defid=1189383

♥[?]♥ ummm how many pounds does a gallon of milk weigh?
According to http://206.145.43.115/pages/faq.cfm?PAGE_ID=172&TREE_ID=300#q1 , roughly 8.5 pounds. I found this answer by searching Google. I'm not sure if you've already tried that, but it popped up very quickly for me:
only search advicenators.com

♥[?]♥ Today at school something really sad-mean happened to a friend of mine and we were all talking and thinking about stuff and we were wondering....

Why are guys such jerks towards fat girls?

and why don't they liek to date chubby girls? how come they only like to date girls who are sticks with a drawn on face?

k thanx i rate 5's.
Because people are ignorant fools, and those who treat people in such a manner will get what's coming to them; don't you worry about that. Karma is a bitch, and they'll get theirs.

♥[?]♥ Does getting your eyebrows hurt?
i want the truth please (=
ive heard many things about it
and i want expreienced people.
mmkthanks i rate
Getting them done in what way? I've never waxed my eye brows, but my friends have told me it's actually not bad, or they don't feel much of a thing. I pluck mine, though. And yes, it will hurt the first couple of times, but after a while you will damage the nerve and you won't feel anything anymore. Trust me, I have "line" brows, and I pluck for fun!!! I'm really a "religous tweezer"! :D

♥[?]♥ after i pluck my eybrows, THEY GROW BACK IN LIKE A WEEK!! does anyone know any ways for them to not grow back as quickly? thanks! oh and ps-i dont want to get them waxed. = )
This may not be what you're wanting to hear, but you just have to deal with it for the time being. Just keep plucking. Trust me, I have the thinest eye brows imaginable, so I know all about it. It may seem like a hassle now, but it won't be that way forever. After so many times of yanking the hair from your body you will kill the root of the hair. Meaning, that strand of hair simply will not grow back. Sometimes never, and sometimes it could take months. Again, this might be a bit of an annoyance now, but do it for a while, and never really have to deal with it again. Sounds great, doesn't it? I think it's awesome! Beats paying to get them waxed for the rest of your life! (=

♥[?]♥ i wanna add a pic of R.kelly for my myspace. how do i do that?
If this image is one you found online, right click it, go to "PROPERTIES", and copy all of it's "ADDRESS(URL)". What you've just copied is the URL to the image.


Now, if this image is something on your computer, you need to HOST it. You "host" something by going to: http://www.photobucket.com and SIGNING UP for a FREE account.


Then the page will refresh, and you should see a new page with an option to click on "BROWSE". Next, search your computer for the picture(s), and click "SUBMIT". Then the page will refresh yet again. You will see all/any images you happen to have on the new screen. Simply find the picture you want, and copy the PROVIDED URL in the top white slot.


However you went about getting the URL to the image, insert the URL where I instruct you to within the following HTML code:
< img src="URL OF THE PICTURE HERE" >
Then you simply delete the TWO EMPTY spaces that separate the < and > from the rest of the code, make sense?


To get pictures to show up in a comment, just paste the "IMG SRC" code in the comment box.


It might seem difficult, but I assure you that this is actually very easy. And with my step-by-step directions, you will find that this is really a piece of cake!


I have a MySpace, also, so if you're ever in need of additional assistance, know that you can always come to me. :D

♥[?]♥ wat does spit or swallow really mean
Whether you swallow a man's ejaculant or not. "Not", being.. spit it out.

♥[?]♥ what is morning wood? i saw it on the commercial for "there and back" on mtv i think thats what the girl said. what does that mean? thanks.
"an errection of the male penis, typically in the morning hours, caused by unknown resources." - taken from: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Morningwood&defid=1189383

♥[?]♥ ok.. so heres my question.. i am 14/f and i like this guy, and i know he likes me.. we might go out in the near future.. but hes 16.. and we dont see each other alot, except on weekends when he picks me us and we go to the mall or movies or something.. are we too far apart in age? or is it common for people of our ages to go out?
I don't see 14 and 16 as an undefeatable gap. If you like this guy, give it a chance. If you see a good opportunity, why would you deny it? Marriage obviously isn't something you're ready for, so spend your teen years having fun and learning from them. (=

♥[?]♥ As part of my aniversary present to my boyfriend i am writing a love alphabet,
"I love you because you are..."
Adorable
Beautiful
Caring etc...

i'm stuck for what to put for Q, V and Z

any ideas?
Thank you x
How about "Vivacious" (lively and spiritual), "Vocal" or "Verbose" (talkative), "Zany" (crazy in a good way), "Quirky" (a sudden change, either good or bad, I think) and.. "Quotable" (catchy)? Those any good!? =P

♥[?]♥ I just got this new buddy icon. It has a pic of Elmo scowling with a gun and says "Elmo Gone Wild!" I kinda like it, but I'm not sure about anyone else. Do you think people would find it disturblingly controversial?
All in good fun, I say!


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